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Tuesday, November 6, 1934

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

rape Two
two performances which are sure
to attract some portion of his interest. Many of the artist appear
PPBUSHltO ON TUMDAYft AND FRIDAYS
ing on the concerts would demand
MrmbfT
a box office price of not less than
Llnton Board of Commfrc
three dollars.
National Collrttf rrns Association
The Sunday afternoon musicales
Press Association
Krnluckr Intfrrollrlt
e not lacking In entertainment
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quality in any respect. Occasionally
Publlca-tionK nwmnrr of thf Major Collme
a University muslcale group will
rrprrwntcd by A. J. Norris Hill Co.,
appear on the list. When such Is
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assured that it has some definite
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the prominent New York musicians
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appearing during the same season.
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SVUDENTS RIGHTS

The Kentucky Kernel

Mary Thurber came back to
town and Joe Behulti was again in
g
his element. Yes, sir,
sure does bring together many
many lovers.

team from the Capstone has maintained a leading spot in the national llmellRht and they are truly
a credit to the confesrnce. Let us
hope then that this last criticism
to not coming from a very serious
source and will not gain headway.

say, at the right time, to the right
person, in the right place. Perhaps
in the far future I shall become one
of those automatic human mechan
isms able to spurt out the proper
expressions, always to fit the occa
sion. But to tell the truth, I doubt
if I shall live long enough to real-1- 7
that attainment. Bo, here twain
I offer that motion to the effect
that men be allowed some origin
ality and freedom of expression, or
else, that there be formulated one
definite answer for each definite
question, to fit each definite occa
sion.
DREYFUS BRASHEAR

LITERARY

Home-comin-

Conducted by DOROTHY WHALEN

a

can
FLASH That Turnlpseed
find more ways to pet places than
common. "Why don t you go home
OBITITARY
almost anyone on the campus. . . .
with me?" That's Just it; why
Some intentional and a few uninprelude when the night don't I? The trouble with me Is.
tentional. . . . Sunday night she I heard the
not whether or not to go; (nine
was still,
fainted In the arms of Dick Bush. as still as sleep,
cases out of ten the question is auWhich type was this, Oeorgla?
tomatic, not meaning what it ex
as a scarlet moon.
wine-dar- k
sky was clouded presses) It is how to answer. SomeFrancis Roads, former Kappa, has And the
how or other I never could develop
vertical bars.
taken over the duties of house ma with the strong young notes came habitual answers to such manner-Ism- s.
Then
mft in Cincinnati. Not bad after
I remember one time of havswiftly
By WALTER GIRDtER
being out of school only two years, from frosted keys
ing made the blundering answer,
Literary Bits: Among the scinFrancis.
"Can't, don't guess; better go home tillating and glamorous colors of
and the eager, eager fingers
with me." when he was already at bits of paper lies the old age tale
sought hungrily,
Prof. Orehan says that "Slump
RIssa Hieronymus stood up Cliff hungrily,
"home with me," and had been ft of travel... the panorama of life
I
Battle" Scott y Chahbers is Bert Collins the other night to nave
whole day. I know the proper re- and love that goes on against col
hungrily.
'. . this
Johnsonts inspiration. .
rlnU with her old love. Jack Car It was only April when I heard it sponse, when I'm not taken by sur- orful backgrounds from one end of
forget
seems to be pretty much the truth rlngton. . . . You Just can't
prise; but In spite of all I can do, the universe to the other.... the
last,
display In the library, engineered
If one will note the look of conthe past, can you Rissa?
It always comes as a surprise.
that minor song;
of- these two
by none other
tentment on the faces
that bitter, bitter,
There are so many of these both- and sponsoredproduces such anthan
efare sitting together. . .
when they
I, J. Sunnv Day, do hereby de beautiful
ersome expressions to remember Bill Acosta,
you'll saunter by, hesihave to make Prof. Orehan clare that Walter H. Oirdler is I song.
We will
answers for; one is enough, I fect that
the
J. "SUNNY"
go back, and invariably leave
one of our snoopers from now on. pant y waist on account of how he
remember one time when I was in tate,
MTJTH
..Manual! Sdltor SOLDIERS OF SYMPHONY
storwith a
won t write In his lousy column inai I heard the melody in rain,
the middle of a plow furrow, mend- ies are couple of books, whose you
guaranteed to fascinate
FLASH Kappa Nell Craik is now it makes Cameron Van Stavern as crisp and clear
ing ft broken plow, when ft voice
John w- Po"
Who, among all of those 13,000 free as far as any
wild
ro
very happy when slides as sharp, dry leaves,
came from the nearby road, "What from beginning to end.... Too bad
John St. John
Ben F. Taylor
football fans at Saturday's game did mance is concerned, so you local Coffman
students missed
are you doin' workin'?" Of course all of you English the Third" In
are shown In darkened classrooms as exquisite pain.
ASSISTANT EDITORS
now
seeing "Richard,
Dclmar Adams not thrill at the martial splendor of lovers may have a chance from
so he can play "hands" with Pau And the perfect notes came marcn- - I was working; did he suppose that
u.n.t Olrtllrr
Louisville, Friday, Oct. 19. Profeson.
Kentucky's brilliant band?
Frank Borrles
ing
I was sitting there in the baking sor Yates, who attended the perforline "Polly" Craddock said Oirdler
sun, nammering as hard as my
making said refusal because saia with the beat of the rain
To director John Lewis, to Major
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
rhythm
A letter from Mary Faber White, Coffman knows entirely too much and I heard the age-ol- d
strength would let me simply for mance expressed his opinion In the
Hampdon
LiteralEdlfor B. E. Brewer, to loyal Wildcat supDOROTHY WHALEN
that
Chio. who some weeks ago left on aforementioned Oirdler for that again.
the fun there was In it? Well, I statement good in Walter
was very
the part of RichLUCY JEAN ANDEH80NAlit. Lit. Editor porters, to members of the band, school and returned to Pennsylsame Oirdler to write such trivial And then with the drizzle of sun was angry already and such a fool
anyone could be in
Editor
as
as
Soclet
WILLIE H. SMITH
themselves, we voice a true apprevania, carries the information that matters about also aforementioned
ish question, from one not actually ard, part well
shine
Ant. Soclttf Editor
renowned charNANCTY BECKER
Interested anyway, made me fur the butof such awas disappointed
ciation of the student body. Owing she is not married as reported about Coffman. Signed and attested be-f- It rose and rose,
WRITERS
acter,
that he
school, but that her engagement is
ious, and I answered as hotly as
13 notary publics this 5th day of high,
of
Mary Chick to the intensive campaigning
wonder if
Betty Anno Pennlncton
to be announced some time in the November. 1934.
hieh.
the sun that baked me, "H - no. in the rest of the play....
Franen Smith
any of you students saw
Elisabeth A. Krlrgcl
if you
Major Brewer and the generosity very near future.
like a legion of swallows shrieking I'm fool gathering and you seem to did, write me a note andit;
Blllle Irvine
Louise Payne
give me
of those in whom is found a genby.
be the first."
your opinion. . . .Just for curiosity.
Irvln Faber glanced at himself in
LORRAINE LEPERE
J'eaturt Editor uine pride for our University, new
There's the one about fishing. I
song came slower
uniforms that further enhance the the Tavern mirror Saturday afternever went fishing near a road in
But then the
SPECIAL WRITERS
noon. . . . the shock was to great for
my life that some "hair brain" did
and struggled in the sun,
Mary
Jane M. Hamilton magnificence of Kentucky's musical
Land
him and he proceeded to pass out
and the garish flame of morning
not ask the idiotic question, "Fish'
BUI Carrel
corps, have been purchased. Un- cold. . . . poor boy, he at last caught
Cameron Coffman
had begun.
in'? ' A pretty good guess consld
der the guidance of Mr. Lewis the on to himself.
A note
a note
Newt Editor
ering the evidence: my sitting at
ED SHANNON
band members have worked until
ASSISTANT
NEWS EDITORS
About the only persons who The sun streamed In.
The University Extension departwith a bucket near
the river-ban- k
got caught
Leo Spenee a
me, ft pole extending out over the ment has made arrangements to ofTom B. Atkins
has been achieved. FLASH Rockie Stevens
surpass some radio enter- The song was done.
over might
Dave Salvers
Virginia Robinson
stream, ft thread from the pole in fer courses in Sociology for the
When those 80 soldiers of sym- in an embarrassing situation year's tainers for a remarkable capacity
when his last
the week-en- d
was only April when I heard it to the water, and, perhaps, a fish first semester which are to be
phony marched down Stoll field, love, Ruth Hodgers, came to town of mediocre ability are their an- It
REPORTERS
last,
or two on a thread in the shallow given at Covington, Ky.
radiating the sparkle of while Rockie was trying to do a nouncers.
Lawrence Edmonson fairly
John Darnell
water before me,
Arrangements have been made
that minor song;
Hetty Earle
Dorothy Wunderllcn youth, with legs flashing in unison, little courting with Tri Delt Kopp.
that bitter,
Should I answer pleasantly with with the University through ltfe
Ed Lancaster
Miriam Rosen
too we must remember
then
with exhilarating tones pouring
Extension department to offer two
ft "thought I'd try my luck today,'
With the initiation of Wheeler bitter.
Mary Sharberj
Quentln Houston
it
courses in Sociology to
when deep in my heart I think
forth from lustrous instruments that real love of his down Tennessee and Woolsey into the mystic order beautiful
James Rash
Paul Ledrldffe
way.
song.
curses upon the hypocracy, the sll be given at Covington during the
Capet McNash
Ross Chepeleff
with the precision of a crack mili
of Kentucky Colonels, our goverHELEN FRANCIS
The'
liness, and the triteness of the ex first semester of
Theodora Nadelsteln Mary Ames Brand
tary unit in their movements, whose
Two Pat Hall girls borrowed their nor once more has exhibited that
pression? I fail, somehow to catch courses, which will be given by Dr.
H. O. Skinner
Catherine Jones
heart did not beat a bit faster; date's car several nights ago and rare gift of ability to choose the
A WANDERER IN WONDER
though when it is possible for me Harry Best, head of the departElvis Stahr
Leslie Scott
went for a little ride. . . . they right men for the right Jobs.
whose emotions were not aroused?
LAND
C. T. Hertzsch
the spirit of such ejaculations, al- ment of sociology, as instructor are:
John Christie
turned on the radio and heard
to think in a conventional manner, Sociology 101, Social Dependence,
Isabel Preston
Frances Reld
We all are indebted; we all realize
much to their surprise that their
Anne Phelps
Dorothy Appleton
What if I am bashful? It isn't I become as much a hypocrite as and Sociology 103, Criminology. The
how much time and patient prac dates had reported the car stolen
Oh well, we Independent stuJesse Wtlmott
Elizabeth Milliard
worst of my fellow beings, and class meets on Wednesday aftertice have been necessary for the few and that the police were looking for dents have decided that the life my fault; I've Just lately figured it the
, Martha
Betty A. Pennington
Moore
responses more noons at 3 o'clock in the Covington
out. My coyishness is the result continue making
minutes of glory at each game; we it. . . . the poor bewildered girls of a politician is not necessarily of the sanctimoniousness of society. hackneyed than ever.
public library for a period of eighSports Editor all are sincerely grateful.
JAY LUCIAN
parked the car in front of the Tav- one that eventually leads to those I am taught not to be a hypocrite
My life could be made a hundred teen weeks.
SPORTS WRITERS
ern and took out for the Hall as pearly gates.
when everywhere people adhere to per cent more enjoyable if there
Bill Huston
Joe Quinn
if racing for life.
a
formalisms.
It's those infernal could be some system whereby
Contract bridge lessons are of- a
Max Lancaster
Norman Garling
ALABAMA'S SPORTSThese cold November days have How are you," "Come and see me," could be automatically, or other- - fered in a special Union course at
We understand that Lucy Guer-raMorgue librarian
and "Go home with me" expres wise, be sure of the right thing to Purdue University.
MORTON COLLINS
MANSHIP
has a dog which she named practically ruined this year's crop sions that have caused it. I never
EIJ GILBERT
tjlfnnf
apof flowers; however, at the dance know how to respond; and although
Through the channels of various after Irvin Faber. . . the name
plied is that of "Squatting,"
NED TURNDULL.
eBusiness Manager
Saturday night, a few varieties of the whole of my visits are often
pu&ications
the news has been
. . . the dog is a
BUSINESS STAFF
were spoiled by the dreaded expectancy
broadcast that on the campus of bull dog. . . . much can be made the domesticated
A tit. Basinet
Manager
DAVE DIFPORD
of not knowing when one is comto be seen.
Advertlttng Manager a certain prominent Southern of this, but we will let you draw
1KB MOORS
ing, I am always so taken by surWalter Rehm
Steve Featherstone
prise when it does come, that I'm
school, students are petitioning to your own conclusions.
We are afraid to put more than barely able to grunt out some anERNIE 8HOVEA- Circulation Manager
LEXINGTON, KY.
drop Ababama off their schedule
Lady" a gallon of gas in our auto tank at swer (as unfitting as it is guttural)
Bill Humphries and "Old
because in their last game they Drake seemed to forget the cold
a time; the rust might wash off which causes me to blush during
FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
claim one or more Alabama players weather Saturday and went wading
the rest of the evening.
stop up the line.
INVITES THE FAVORABLE CONSIDERATION
campus creek shortly after and
deunsportsmanlike tactics in
Of all the spurious expressions I
in the
Among the many appropriations used
most
game, and continued to wanhave ever experienced,
the
the
given to the various departments by feating them.
some fun,
hypocritical is one of the most
der about
OF
After witnessing Saturday's game eh, boys!
the administration, there appears
it hardly seems probable that Alahopes
one which is Issued purely for your
finishes her course here, she
Alfgam Anna Jeanne Blackburn
to obtain some sort of radio work.
enjoyment. It is one of the most bama could be guilty of such man
is still carrying on a very heavy
She has made her own way
substantial funds donated for such euvers. Of course football Is ft correspondence with a mountain
through college by working In of
game in which injuries frequently. a.YlnnrfBaryl
,, fnrmBr ttka cause to be found in the long list
FOR
fices and cafeterias, and by singing.
By CAPEL McNASH
confronting the authorities. They occur but any obviously foul tac- dent named Charlie Buckhannan.
A man doesn't have to be tall, dark,
we may as well tell you local
pass up many items needing more tics are quickly apparent to the .
handsome, or wealthy to please
lads that your attempts at making
Ruby Just so he's nice. However,
money to assure the students of referees.
Lucv Jean Anderson hates to ad
engaged, or even
time are rather useless.
Statistics of the Kentucky-Alabam- a
quality in this type of amusement.
it, but she was born in Paris, she's never been to cook and keep
mit
Kentucky. 22 years ago. She is five in love. She likes
game show that there were
beIt is the fund set aside at the
FLASH Latest news from New
any heav house for her mother when she's
ginning of the year for the Sunday four penalties totaling 23 yards, York gives us the information that feet tall and never gets
fine po
ier than 103 pounds, no matter how home, and once she had a he was
afternoon musicales held in Memo- called during the game. This in- former student Ed Moffett and vlr many helpings of french-frle- d
po lice dog named Major, but
dicates that this game at least was ginia Brown are putting on quite a tatoes she eats. One thing she likes killed by an automobile. She tries
rial hall.
courting act and both say that they
not to want things, because she
winter months at 4 cleanly played. Kentucky has al- have found what they are looking verv much to do is eat large quan dreads disappointment, but if her
During the
titles of that good strawberry Jam hopes
- ways endeavored to maintain that for.
p. m. every Sunday, some welland dreams come true, she
her mother makes so well.
would like to send her young broth
known artist, or musical body which reputation.
You've seen her out there leading er, Harold, through school.
John McKinney believes that the
Kentucky has won only one game
has been
Lucy
the commlttee-in-charg- e
gets the worm.
so the cheering section, and ifcheer-lno- r
you hoarse
definitely assured will provide the in its long series with the Crimson early bird
we find him over at the home of Jean can't make
for old Kentucky, nobody can,
type of program which will both Tide. It seems that such ft record Phyllis Caskey about 10 a. m. SunHow one small girl can De presidiscourage any team; but not day morning.
entertain and enlighten the student would
Phi, treasurer of
Chi
The four church goers, Endlcott, dent ofSigma Delta r.istorian for Phi
audience, appears in concert. At Kentucky. It merely adds an InPhi,
Theta
present, the audience consists large centive to their play and Alabama Lloyd, Staples, and Reiger, are still Beta, editor for Mortar Board, secat it. . . . are your actions during retary of the YWCA. and a member
ly of townspeople while students, has always taken this spirit In a
the week such that they merrlt your of The Kernel staff all at the same
either through ignorance, or lack friendly feeling of rivalry.
going to church on Sunday? . . . . time is hard to understand, and
would as soon give up the How about this Warfield?
of desire to inform themselves on
she admits that she has to tack
a
what is taking place, fail to at- sport of football as to drop the
notes up all over the house to rewaiter at the Tri mind her what she has to do next.
The former
constantly victorious Red Elephants
tend the musicales.
for
Delt house returned
Riding is her favorite sport, even
If the student should glance over from their schedule.
and what a reception he did when she falls off. Just ordinary
No criticism has ever come from get at that lodge
the list of artists appearing this
What ft way riding isn't thrilling enough for her
season, he will find at least one or Kentucky against Alabama. The some people have with the women ! so she learned to Jump last year
and she thinks its the most thrilling sport there is. When she was
younger she had three ponies, but
now all she has is a bowl of goldfish and a dog named Hink, whose
name she wishes was Imp. She is
very fond of pets, and at various
times has had several chameleons
When you are placing your advertising the first question you
which disappeared, some white mice
the cat ate, a turtle that got lost,
ask yourself is this, "Will this outlet bring results?" When
and a miniature dog named Pedro
who could stand on the palm of her
you ask that, you are looking for the publication that will
hand, until he died of pneumonia.
She got Pedro while she was in
bring your product to the attention of a buying public.
Cuba. She is Scotch by descent,
Wayne King to
but much prefers
bagpipes and Cab Calloway. Sailboats and Bob Maloney thrill her,
but of course she hasn't got ft sailYour advertisements in the pages of The Kentucky Kernel
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Last year they decided that she
was the Beauty Queen for 1934
the most beautiful girl on the campus, and Ruby Dunn's picture
brightened the pages of newspapers all over the United States,
and even Mexico doubtless causing an increased Immigration from
that country. She was born in
in 1914, doesn't like sweets
or spinach, but potatoes are-- very
much O. K. with her. She is majoring in music and they liked her
singing so well at the University
extension studios of station WHAS
that they made her ft staff soloist,
last year, and her vollln playing is
Just as fine. She plays in uuignoi
and plilllmrmonic orchestras, belongs to Strollers, Glee club, and Is ft
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