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The Kentucky Kernel
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the I'niversity of Kentucky, Lexington

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HERE SHALL THE KERNEL All
STlllKNT RICH I S MAINTAIN
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Lawrence A. Herron .
Mart in C. Wach . . . Managing Editor
Fred II. Shells. Asst. Managing Editor
. Editor-in-Chie-

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ASSOCIATE
R. Miner

Joe

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EDITORS
Mary Jo Lafferty

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ASSISTANT EDITORS
Virginia Lee Moore
Frank Adam

Jane A. Matthews
ludith Chariwkk
Johnnie Craddock
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.... Literary Editor
.... Feature Editor
Art Editor
Dramatic Editor

Eliahelh Hardin
Willie H. Smith

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Society Editor
Asst. Snriety Editor
Nancy Becker

Eranccs Bush
Lucy Jean Anderson

SIECIAL WRITERS
Howard L. Cleveland
Ruliert IL Mcfiaughey

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News Editor

ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS
Mary Carolyn Terrell
J. D. Palmer
Ben t. laylor
REPORTERS
Jay Luci.in
Ann Hornsby
Sara DeLong
Mary A. Brend
Agnes Savage
Morton Collins
Earl Bourgeois
Sylvester Ford
Florence Kelley
J. C. Hulett
Brooks Kirk
Sunny Day
Alta Mae Cole
Jack May
Sports Editor
Ralph E. Johnson
Del roar Adams . . . Asst. Sports Editor
SPORTS WRITERS
Joe Quinn
Henry C McCown
Coleman R. Smith . .Busmen Manager
ADVERTISING STAFF
Ned Tumbtill . . Advertising Manager
Rolert Nail
Dave Difford
Dan Ewing
Bliss Warren
C V. Coffman . . . Circulation Manager

NARROW PATHS

Forty-secon-

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JEST AMONG US

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HIGH SCHOOL WEEK

Kentucky will be host the week
5
to 2,500 high school
cf April
representing 276 of the
students
leading preparatory Institutions in
If you see anyone turn to the
the state. The event is the annual
editorial page of The Kernel, take
high school week, with the high one glance, and then stuff it in his
school music festival, April
pocket, you can wager that he
as . an outstanding feature of the thinks "Quis Vadit" is after him!
program.
These students will occupy the University residence halls
Finale Good morning, Good eveduring this period as the regular ning, Good night Good gosh, how
students will have left the campus time files!
for the Easter holidays.
All of the boys and girls taking
A story with a bitter end: our
part in this program are prospec dog chased the neighbor's cat and
tive students at the University. nipped her tail. (Bitter in the end.)
During the time that they are the
guests of Kentucky, an excellent
"Who Put the Screws to the Liopportunity will be afforded them brary" headline.
to become better acquainted with
Five will get you ten that it was
the University. Buildings will be a Carpenter.
searched thoroughly for Intimate
information .as to their size and
"Clyde Will Spend Year in Jacontent, and a complete tour of the
pan" headline. Wotta depression.
campus most likely will be taken
sometime during the week, if only
"Try a Little Slenderness"
by private parties of students. The
Some of our lady friends are
University Is unusually Interesting "big" enough to see their own misto high school students. They dream takes and others try and trim down
of the day when they will be able to it.
to matriculate at Kentucky.
The hospital of Louisiana State
The Instructive and cultural side University has been without a paof the week's events is worthy of tient since February 25. This is
comment.' Included among the the longest time in the history that
the school hospital has been withvarious phases of preparatory out any inmates. The Purple and
school work are debate, oral inter- Gray.
We wonder what's the matter
pretation, music, discussion, extemporaneous speaking, and oratorical with the nurses down there?
declamation. Education in the state
If you are caught In hot water-- be
is given great Stimulus by this high
nonchalant take a bath. The
school week. The University Is to Battalion.
Yeah, and if you get caught in
be' commended for Its share in the
praiseworthy work. The Kernel, on cold water still be nonchalant-so- ber
up!
behalf of the student body, welcomes the students and their
A liar's contest at the University
of Minnesota was held and a trophy
friends to Kentucky.
awarded to the contestant who
could tell the "biggest one" in the
space of three minutes. The Crimson-11-1-

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LOOKING BACK

13-1- 5,

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PSYCHOLOGY OF LIFE

When the psychology department
announced last week that it would
Development
open a Personality
bureau the news was received with
enthusiasm by the student body.
The move Is in step with the time
and will better fit those students,
who take advantage of the clinic,
for the psychological problems to
be face In life after graduation.
The service, which the department of psychology is to render
will be free. Four hours are to be
given each week by the psychologists who lead the discussion of the
improvement of personality, vocational guidance, mental
and other pertinent topics. Students must make appointments in
advance by calling the department.
This Personality Development bureau resulted from numerous requests tltut came into the psychology department asking it to
establish such a service. It is a
great Improvement on the old psychological clinic which for the past
ten years has done similar work
in a smaller capacity.
well-bein- g,

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with MARY JO LAFFERTY
April 2

The Idea (The Kernel) printed
Pres. J. K. Patterson's complete
address delivered before the Congressional Committee on Education.
1914.

In "Between Us" talk, President
McVey spoke on the fellowship of
democracy. 1918.
Phi Delta Theta petitioned for a
building site which was granted by
the board of trustees. 1923.
April 3
Included in the changes made in
college baseball regulations by the
C. A. A., were:
"There shall be no oral coaching
from the bench.
"The catcher, when speaking to
the pitcher, shall not use words
reflecting or calculated to reflect
upon the batsman or any member
of the opposing team.
"The students of the home team
must not cheer in such a way as
to 'rattle' the opposing team." 1914.
Kernel editorial suggested that
the fountain In front of the Administration building be piped for
water. 1918.
April 4
war
started a ten-acgarden in the rear of Patterson
Co-e- ds

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hall. 1918.
Two Strollers were "pinched" for
tacking posters on telephone poles.
1918.

The first conference of registrars
of Kentucky schools was held at U.
K.

1923.

The annual Women's Administrative council banquet was held.
Misses Jane Dyer and Dorothy Day
were named as outstanding junior
and freshman representatives on
the campus. 1932.

true,

Your myths are Greek to me. How
could I know
Your meaning, when you use poetic
frills.
And write of Oods and Goddesses.
CHARITY
Ah, woe
A beggar woman stopped to ask If Is me! with Grecian myths, and
we
other ills
Had any dresses we would give O would your simple style conaway;
tinued so!
I rummaged round and found an 0 would that you had stuck to daf
old pique;
fodils!
It was the dress that I had worn
when he
The following poem is the first
And I were last together. Could It
entry in the April poetry contest:
be.
Of all the happiness was ours that
REMEMBRANCE
day.
Nothing was left, but one worn 1 shall remember
white pique?
At dusk, or in soft starlight.
Life was too hard Life was not Or perhaps on some dark night
fair with me!
When faded dreams again appear
Then I remembered her, who wait- And ghostlike move, and linger
ed there;
Murmuring.... then disappear.
I saw life had been cruel to her, too.
But she did not complain. The I shall remember
hand was bare
Old places, and quiet shadowlands
And cold, which took the dress. Where grasses sigh as winds steal
She said, "Twill do
by
To make a baby cloak." She did Whispering, soft and low,
not care
Their haunting themes and notes
That life was hard. She gave me Of all the yesterdays we know.
courage too.
J. F. H.

199 Miles On A Dance Floor

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By riNKIE-

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Oettlng In Datrh
By TINY
One thing Is certain Hltlr has
Oeorge White Flthlan, instructor gotten the Deutsch people in dutch
In English and Oulgnol performer, with the rest of the world.
had a birthday on Friday, March
31... Hs Insisted that he was 21
A Lend Nole
years old.
The Roosevelt " administration
promised the American public a
Since basketball season has end- new deal, but someone forgot rediscontinued move the Joker as we heard Oeorge
ed the Alfagams have
that game and have taken up Bernard 8haw was In the country.
.
"Shinny". . .The garden has been
turned Into an athletic field and
Shucks!
Sunday afternoon visitors are enSome fellows call their gal
tertained by athletic performances "sugar" but. after alt, it should
would make the varsity ath- be taken with a grain of salt.
that
letes blush with shame.
Fanny Thai Way
,
.
a,
More pins.. Sadie Farmer,
A woman Is peculiar about her
Alpha-sl- g
has the badge of
age. She wants a chap to guess.
Omer Heacox...Oay Lough-ridg- e, If he estimates too high, she's hurt;
wearing Frank Long-ley- 's If he makes it too young she knows
Chlo, Is
Sigalph pin.
he is lying.
were
Recently a group of
Yea're Telllnr Me!
discussing spring vacation when
The Junior Prom turned out to
Tennye Rhea Inman be a staggering success for some
Alphagam
asked in all seriousness, "Is Easter fellows. And beer isn't legally back
on Sunday?"
until April 7, either.
Speaking of spring vacation... It
begins on April 12 and extends until
Lovely Skin
the 18th.
We wonder if that skin you love
to touch could be "frogskins"
Oh yes, I have Just been inform(greenbacks, you freshmen!).
Alpha-deltathet-

co-e- ds

that

ed

Kappasig

C.

O. Wallace

has NO more dates with Kahpa
Frances Rhodes.

Spring Cleaning
Horse racing returns to Lexingcourse this Saturton's century-ol- d
day. A case for the cleaners, eh

We suggest that the University
have a pun team...Fyetaw Marvin
Wachs. Chlo Jean Campbell, and
Perpetual Motion
Virginia Young would be
lt
Wife: "Before we were married
varsity players.
you said you could listen to me
reports talk always."
From all unconfirmed
He: "Yeah, that's Just what I'm
Prof. Roy Owsley will be married doing."
8.
on June
My Boy Chris!
Alphataw pleb Bill Heath has
Someone
told Columbus that
"rhythm in his soul".. Friday night Queen Isabella would back him on
, at the Junior
Prom all eyes were his proposed voyage. So he went
centered upon him and his part- - to sea.
iner...but Bin aancea on...un- Tri-De-

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Has-bee- na

Would You Hike That Distance? No, But Dancing To
Good Music Is Different
By JOSEF INGSINO
Although wanting seems to be an
awful task when one is not escorted and has no music to entertain
one along the troack during the
course of a social season at the
University, it is estimated that some
students walk 199 miles. But these
students are escorted and have
music to lighten their tread.
Although the whole thing seems
to be getting complicated, it really
is easy. For during a social season
there are held approximately 63
dances. A student attending all of
these dances easily walks 199 miles.
This figure is based on the estimate, published in a popular magazine, that one person walks five
miles at a four hour dance, if he
dances most of the tim. Our
present figure is based on a conservative estimate of three miles
to a dance, since our dances are
not started until 9 o'clock and do
not get under "way until 10 o'clock.
This means that there are two
hours of steady dancing for the
s.
The eds do not get in
this much dancing because of th?lr
time-ou- ts
for smoking and strolling
about the floor.
On considering the distance as
three miles to each dance, means
that one person need take only
7,870 steps with each stride two feet
long. That is farther than most
steps, but not to under estimate
the distance too far, it would need

only 15,840 steps if the dancer took
strides of one foot.
The number of steps taken during a social season at the University, seems to make absurd the
idea that one would pay such an
enormous
sum as organizations
assess each member for a dance.
Nevertheless, students attend with
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great enthusiasm and dance to the
merriment of some of the biggest
of the nation.
At the University there are 17
house dances which no guests, out
side of the dates of members of
the fraternity may attend; 14 dinner dances; seven tea dances, givlimit, and 25
en for a two-hoguest dances.
The steps of one
person attending with a total of all
xve dances, including the
the
dinner dances, easily make 199
music-make-

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miles.
By itself, this distance does not
seem long for a night's traveling.
However, when the distance is compared with the width of the state
of Kentucky, which is 180 miles in
the widest place, it is found that
dancers would have a few miles to
look over the towns traveled
through, when dancing across the
commonwealth.
Students are very fortunate that
there are not many negro bands
booked at the University.
The
fast music that they produce would
probably increase the distance almore.
most
one-thi-

rd

Dorm Boys Are Quick To Stage a Trick
And Pull a Hot One on 'Dead Eye Dick'

him Bill continued with his waltz
ing. ..suddenly he became aware
that the music had stopped several
minutes before.

By ROBERT McGAUGHEY
The wind howled furiously about
the boys' dorm a few nights ago.
High in the sky rode the man in
the moon, dreamnig of beer to go
with his quantity of cheese, while
rocking on the storm infested clouds
of the eerie night.
From the grim, Intense blackness
a masked figure emerged, and softly, yet stealthily, climbed the stairs
of Breckinridge hall. At the door
of one room, which contained four
students engaged in a bull session,
he paused. Flinging wide the door,
he crossed the threshold, and with
a
threatening to go off
any minute, he demanded the gold
of the campus squanderers.
Orle brave gentleman suddenly
developed the C Ts and took refuge
under the bed. The others stood
by shivering (it was a cold night)

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d.

co-ed-

co-e-

Tri-Del-

friends . . . seven desired
and seven selected

and forked over their small change
(the bank holidays were still on).
A conversation ensued, and money

blondes

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be found.
Here we arrive at the peculiar end
of this story. The boys are laughing among themselves, not lamenting. In fact they say the joke Is
on the robber who turned out to
follow the old saying, "Honor among
thieves."
boys borrowed five
The
dollars from him before he could
get away.

WHY JIG - SAW PUZZLES?
By EARL BOURGEOIS
pus-tesWhy do we like
Why has the entire nation gone
daffy over the revival of an old
nursery pastime?
According to the April Issue of
"Modern Mechanix and Invention?'
(yes that's the modernistic spelling
of "mechanics"), both of these
questions may be answered psychologically by a consideration of two
circumstances which, innocently
enough, have been great factors in
of the
promoting the popularity
puzzle fad.
First, tha depression has welcomed back the simpler, more substantial pleasures of life. Most
puzzles cost very little, and yet
they provide much pleasure, because
by working them our inborn creative sense is satisfied.
The other Important factor is the
ranging in
manufacture of
price from hundreds of dollars to
less than a dollar. These fill the
needs of men who have home workshops, and stimulate the Interest in
the manufacture of home-mad- e
puzzles.
puzzles are
The wooden
Jig-sa- w

jig-sa- w

jig-sa- w

Jig-sa-

jig-sa- w

jig-sa- w

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Today thru Saturday

42'ND STREET
with

a

Cast of 14 Stars
including

WARNER BAXTER
BEBE DANIELS
GEORGE BRENT
RUBY KEELER
DICK POWELL
GUY KIBBEE
GEORGE E. STONE
GINGER ROGERS
UNA MERKEL
and

the only ones deserving the name,
"200 Chorus
because they are actually sawed
out. The cardboard puzzles which
made their appearance weekly at
the newsstands in different sub- Btumimiiiiimt
jects, should not be termned Jigsaw puzzles. They are properly
called
and are stamped
out by steel dies. The industry Is
certainly growing; for example, one
Well-Dressed
manufacturer turns out 2,500,000
weekly. No
cardboard
depression In this business!

Beauties'

jStudents of Princeton recently
held a debate on th, Hollowing
topic: "Resolved: That the shorter
the kiss, the longer the bliss." The
negative arguers won. Polytechnic
Reporter.
Now boys and girls, what's your
opinion?

The Trinity Tripod reports that
there are seven blind men enrolled
as students of pottery and sculpture at Oregon University. Polytechnic Reporter,
This, is probably the reason we
have the much discussed "modern
art."

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changed hands.

The bandit then made his departure, but not without being seen
by the crier of events, George Bus-kl- e,
who failed to recognize him.
In the room the occupants began to
shout for help, but of no use. The
telephone operator refused to answer and Mrs. Crutcher could not

"Falling Star" may be a comparatively new song hit for the rest of
America but Hollywood introduced
it with the Invention of cinema.

Triangle "Red" Davis said his
repeal of the 18th Amendorganization had a very quiet and favored. .18
ment.
of the total number have
"unhllarlous" week-en':
seriously contemplated suicide..
22 have doubted their sanity.
More nominations for best dress- and
Alphagam Sue
ed eds and
Nlel Plummer, Instructor in
Layton, Fyesig Howard Baker, Triangle Jack Faunce, Deltaw Ned freshman journalism, recently gave
Turnbull, Alphataw Gaylon Har- his class a funeral story to writ
In concluding her
d
vey, Alphazee Ruby Dunn, and One young
story wrote, "Rev. J. W. Smith,
Kaydee Mary Temp Faulkner.
Pasture of the First Presbyterian
Kahpa Elizabeth Woodward church, will officiate."
spent the week-en- d
in Louisville...
Elizabeth Bowden,
Another
returned with a Plymouth roadster Middlesboro,pin...wearing the pin of
is
and a loaf of ginger bread... The Alfataw Jes Herndon... Congratuts
are looking forward to a
chapter bid to the Sigalph dinner lations, Jess.
dance next Saturday uight. ..LesSpeaking of birthday anniversarlie "Algie" Scott visits the Alpha-gnr- rl ies, several days ago The Lexington
ton Sunday afternoon arid Leader carried in their column
take several for a ride... he sings "Twenty Years Ago Today" an an"Let Me Call You Sweetheart" to nouncement of the birth of two
some member of the Alphagam babies. . .these two babies happened
chapter.
to be Phidelt Henry "Hank" Vance
The Fyetaw bids are very horsey and Kappasig C. O. Wallace.
...Tri-De- lt
Louise Johnson has a
sunburn to remember her trip to
Spurred by Jealousy of the marks
Florida... Elizabeth Barbleux, What
will "Chlng" Webb say about your of the fair sex, the men in many
college career?
California colleges have petitioned
for female Instructors as they beAlfagam Ruth Wehle appeared in lieve that Instructors tend to favor
a large bunch the opposite sex. Polytechnic Reclass Wednesday with
of violets. (Sweetheart of S. A. E., porter,
v
maybe?)
Maybe that's the reason some of
use are not doing so well in some
A questionnaire submitted to the of our subjects.
graduating class of a girls' high,
school in South Philadelphia revealed that 10 of them "neck" because thev like it; 12 because they
consider It one of the social amenities; while 14 others refused to
comment... 22 chose brunette boy
red-head-

White.

April 8
And the same could be held at
U. K. baseball nine lost to the
some other universities
we're University of Michigan. 11 to 3, in
afraid to mention Kentucky.
the first game of the season. 1913.
Strollers presented "Mice and
Women of 40 can be a great deal Men" at the Opera house. Profits
more interesting than younger ones from the show were Invested in
if they can only learn the proper Liberty bonds. 1918.
selection of clothes. The Hoya.
The annual election of Kernel
Yeah, and the same can be said editors was held. 1932.
age as well as their
about their
clothes!
April
Campus offered to the governCorpulent campus cops, almost a ment as a technical training school
tradition at Yale, have been told for officers prior to service in
they must reduce their waistlines. France. 1918.
The university's health department
Wildcat baseball nine defeated
has issued an order requiring them the Georgetown TiRers, 13 to 6. 1918.
to report in the gym for dally
A report from the register's ofworkouts. The Oredigger.
fice showed that students living in
Now we ask you, Edward O'Bryan
dormitories and fraternity houses
Kelly, do you feel particularly
made higher scholastic standings
on the average, than those who livtown. 1923.
We are indebted to the Tech of ed In
M. I. T. for warning us that women
April T
on a diet are unsafe for kissing
Wildcat nine annexed a second
purposes.
Reason: the Chicago
they
stfetes that victory of the season when 1923.
Dental association
4 to 2.
Trench Mouth is a common disease trimmed Notre Dame, was declarUniversity rifle team
among girls who weaken their resectional N. R. A.
sistance by dieting and are thus ed winner of the
1932.
more susceptible to it ravages. Of championship.
course they must come in contact
April I
with it by osculatory means. PolyAlpha Gamma Delta sorority won
technic Reporter.
counWell, now what shall we do in the Women's Administration 1932.
cil trophy for scholarship.
our spare time, boys?

ANTI-DOTE- S
--

LINES PROVOKED BY THE
STUDY OF LACDAMIA
Wordsworth, why did you change?
You said that you
Believed In writing in a simple way,
Of rustic lads and little lambs at
play,
Of nature's beauty English skies
of blue-T-hen
lo! you change and take a
classic view,
You make Thessallan spectres very
fray,
Or lovely? or familiar? O too

1933

MUCH ADO

DOTES AND

condor ted by JANE ANN MATTHEWS

The two dollar prize for the best
poem submitted In the March
poetry contest Is awarded, by the
selection of Prof. Orant C. Knight,
English department, to "M. P." for
the poem "Charity." M. P., an
undergraduate student In the University, wishes to remain anonymous. Other contributions by M. P.
which have appeared during the
last month are "Lines Provoked by
the Study of Lacdamia," and "On
Interviewing Professor Dantzler."
"Charity" was Judged best of all
March entries, on the basis of Its
excellent verse form, and Its clever
correlation of Idea and phrase with
correct metrical form.
Her prize winning and one other
poem appear below:

Afril 4,

Tuesday,

LITERARY

A'ltOAMIN
THE RIALTO

It is a common fault among people to be Ignorant of their surroundings. One may live within a
short distance of a magnlflclent
and never
natural phenomenon
By JOAN CARIOAN
visit It. One may dwell within the
d
NauRhty, gaudy, sporty.
heart of a great coal district and
street! Boulevard of Bluff
know nothing of Its mining. One and Ballyhoq, symbolizing Amermay have access to the greatest icas theatrical center! It's all there
library in the world and never take ...the very essence of effervescent
Broadway is caught in Warner
advantage of the opportunity af- Brothers picture, "42nd Street,"
forded.
playing this week at the Strand
In the same way, college students I treater.
frequently fail to become acquaint- ' More than Just a vivid backstage
drama. Its beats and pulses to the
Some of rhythm
ed with their campus.
of nimble dancers' tireless
at a uni- feet, and the Irrestible intoxication
them have matriculated
versity or college for four years and of tuneful music dispensed by the
mertopolltan orchestras.
are acquainted only with those flower ofBaxter, as
the director of
parts of the campus where they Warner is seen in what is probathe show,
have classes.
bly his best portrayal. Ruby Keel- At the University of Pittsburgh, er. Mrs. Al Jolson In everyday life,
due to lack of space, a great cathe- makes her screen bow as a little
girl who gets the breaks and makes
dral of learning, constituting one the most of them.
of the largest skyscrapers in the
Bebe Daniels is the star of the
city, was built. Students there have show who lets her producer down
night Others
no campus. They are deprived of on the opening heading the cast
among the 14 stars
the opportunity of following higher of "42nd Street" are George Brent,
academic pursuits in natural sur- Ouy Klbbee, Dick Powell, Olnger
Rogers, Una Merkel. Allen Jenkins,
roundings.
The University of Kentucky is and George E. 8tone.
more fortunate in this respect. Its
Dtanh Wynar May Robson, Ruth
campus Is one of the most beauti- Selwyn, Hedda Hopper, and Mary
ful in the South.
Students are Carlisle, who comprise the feminine
"Men
given the opportunity to observe membership of the cast of
Must Fight," opening Thursday at
many phases of nature. But many the Ben All, were asked to take an
of them are Inclined to regard the odd pledge during the filming of
campus only as a group of build- the new Metro-- O o d w y
production.
Most of the action of
ings. Such an attitude is not con- i
the picture is laid in 1940 and the
ducive to reaping the entire bene- players were requested not to copy
fits of Intellectual growth. Those for private use the gowns designed
students who cannot appreciate for them by Adrian. Lewis Stone,
Phillip Holmes, and Robert Young
their campus are losing an integral have the male leads in the picture.
part of their education.
And for you that have been demanding news of the new English
picture "Cavalcade,"
enthusiasti
heralded by all critics as one
'cally
of Noel Coward's best plays, the
Kentucky
theater has its local
showing scheduled to open April 16,
A little more patience!
By THE JESTER
Carl Laemmle presents Clyde
It seems that a certain western Beatty, world famous lion trainer,
college student gallantly drove his In the "Big Cave," on the screen
covered wagon on the campus and 'of the Kentucky theater, beginning
Thursday.
parked (or should we say hitched)
Beatty wrote the story from
It for the the semester in order which the picture is adapted in
Anwith Edward
to save car fare and board bills. collaboration
But you just can't forge ahead of thony. In the supporting cast are
Anita Page. Andy Devine, Vince
old Alma Mater... as previously Barnett, Mickey Rooney. Wallace
mentioned there's a wigwam on our Ford, and Raymond Hatton. Kurt
Neumann directed the picture.
own dear campus.

KERNEL

Today thru Saturday

"GABRIEL OVER
THE WHITE
HOUSE"
with

WALTER HUSTON
KAREN MORLEY
KRONCHOT TONE
DICKIE MOORE
ON THE STAGE

"The Chicago
Follies"
Featuring
"CUES DAVIS"
and
"HONEY GAL COBB"
33 People 35
MIDNIGHT SIIOVT,
SATURDAY

11

P. M.

The
Man Will Fin- dSHAVING CREAM
SHAVING LOTIONS
RAZORS
AND OTHER SHAVING ACCESSORIES

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HUTCHINSON DRUG STORE
Main .and Deweese

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