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After Mr .and Mrs. Lawrence Ellis
were marr.cd rfiey traveled to the
As soon
lakes for their honey-mooas they arrived they took a boat out
upon the lake.
The following morning Mrs. Ellis
mother .received a postcard, which

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Harken
The Call
of
Spring
The Balls arc on,
The Hops arc coming
In the Springtime nigh.
Go prcac your Tux
And strut your stuff.
Let us do your cleaning,
Pressing, repairing. Why sigh?
Call 506
Prompt Service

Why dobh a manned
man livcth longer than a single man?
I don't know.
Mr. Caldwell
cr the Southern Conference will take
Mr. Squires He doth not; it only
steps in this matter or not. It is the
opinion of the authorities on the sub scenrerh longer.
ject that sunch an opportunity should
Warrd Do yo Ubelieve in heredity?
not be dropped or treated lightly for
do. Why,
Mr. Lane I certainly
it may mean another championship for
for instance, is my little boy always
"old Kentucky."
trying to get his toes in his mouth if
it isn't because of his dad's struggle
Sing It and See
to make both tnds meet.
I told the old man if I didn't get a
raise soon I'd leave him in the lurch.
PalmerBut it will have to be a
long engagement.
And what did he say?
Howard Dear, I'd wait for you
He told mc that I'd find my answer
in the serond line of "Hail, Hail, the
the soldiers get their bonus
gang's all here."
Dr. Grinstcad (Why ar eyou lug
ging home that expensive box of
When the donkey saw the zebra
He began to switch his tail;
Mr. RoHn.kon
Just playing safe
"Well, I never," wa9 his comment,
my wife kissed me this morning, so I
Saw a mule that's been in jail.
think it must be her birtihday or our
wedding aniversary.
One Excuse
Ed Denny

God blcsi my parents and my home.
Bless my hroihers, sisters, friends and

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relatives. And, good-bygoing to College.

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O, yes, but I don't like the
way it ends.

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Mr. Squires

I stole a kss the other night,
My conscience hurts, alack,
I think 11! go around tonight,
And put the blame thing back.

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CLEAN UP FOR SPRING

"Arrived safely. Grand row before
supper."
Myl Shu muttered. I didn't think
they'd begin quarreling so soon.

T. G. BAYLESS
Four records were ibrokcn at the
Kappa house this week by Miss Esther Gilbert when she slipped on a banana peeling that someone had
thrown on the floor, thinking
that they were at home. The records
Dan," "My
broken were 'Two-Tim- e
Lover Come Back," "Kappa Sigma
and "Kiss Me Again,"
Sweetheart"
with "Freckles" on the back.
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