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and trade. If men were Intelligent- the United States, to agree on
ly selfish, war would not take either of these?
place."
P. 8. If you knowy ou're living
General 8.: "But what would you In a munitions factory, you will be
do if a brute attacked your sister?" careful how you throw matches
Caspar (swallowing another around.
drink) : "I'd give him a sock on the
Jaw. But if conditions were such Wednesday
that women were liable to violence.
Dances to Continue
Angell Aids in Debate, but I'd try to cooperate In organizing
a system of police, courts, and so
His Arguments Don't
on, which Is precisely what those
Hops Will He Held Every
who use your arguments as analogPreserve Peace
Week Until the End
ous to the restraint of violence In
the International field refuse to do
of Semester
By JOHN CHAMBERLAIN
Internationally."
(Cmirtesy The New York Times) I General 8.: "But would you leave
The second of the
With Hitler taking the bit be- your house unlocked?"
Wednesday night dances was held
tween his teeth, and with Prance,
Caspar: "No. But if I had merely last Wednesday night In the gymEngland and Russia all showing to depend on the strength of the nasium. The music was furnished
visible signs of perturbation (al- lock, with no reliance on the com- by Shinny Herrington and .his or
though Ernst Henri told them a munity, with its pohce and
chestra. It was announced at the
year ago what was coming, and
my house would be plund- dance that these affairs would be
others, Including General Tasker ered anyway. Defense must be col- held every week until the end of
Bliss, uttered a premonitory "I told lective and cooperative
or fall. the semester.
you so" the day after Versailles), The League is an effort at such
The Wednesday night dances
way not be the precise moment collective defense made weak, I under the general supervision of
it
to be flippant about war and the admit, because the householders Deans Jones and Blandlng, the
rumors of war. Yet 8lr Norman fail to pay thel nternational tax Men's 8tudent Council, and W. 8.
Angell's "Peace and the Plain Man" (in trust) to support it."
O. A. have been a tremendous sucinvites flippant treatment. RhetoriGeneral 8.: "But capitalist na- cess. They are now one f the most
cally speaking, the book is positivetions must have markets for the popular forms of amusement on the
ly brilliant.
campus.
disposal of their surplus goods."
The dance next Wednesday night
But, as I read, I was haunted
Caspar: "Britain had victory in
continually by Lawrence Dennis's 1918 over its most powerful com- will be from 8 to 10:30 o'clock in
epigram: "While the free traders mercial rival. Are British capital- the gymnasium, and the music will
are winning all the arguments, the ists more able to dispose of their be by Andy Anderson and his or
protectionists were winning all the surplus than they were before the chestra.
elections." Sir Norman wins all the war?"
arguments, but his opponents
Mr. Smith Decides
Number of Courses
simply won't come around of eveOcneral 8.: "Some capitalists,
nings to the Oxford Union. Which however, may benefit by war."
To Be Given in A.&S.
leaves Sir Norman In the plaintive
Caspar: "Some capitalists would
position of one crying: "If only the benefit by a new
Great Fire of The College of Arts
world were intelligent,
it would Londonr all Industries relating to is offering courses Inand Sciences
24 departlisten to me." Which is true.
the building trades would boom. It ments during the Summer Session.
If you want to refute the mili- does not make arson a capitalist With a few exceptions the faculty
tarist who sits next to you at the interest."
of the regular year is In charge,
dinner table, Sir Norman can help General 8.: "Well, I'll leave it up and an abundant offering of both
you. With Sir Norman's aid, I can to our host, Mr.
undergraduate and graduate cours
running as a plain man is John Smith, who es is scheduled.
imagine
a conversation
interested in the
along this fashion:
There are 88 courses open to
preservation of his hearth and
graduate students in the college
General Smirkontheface: "But, home, to decide between us."
my dear man, war is inevitable."
John Smith: "I'm afraid, Gen during the first term, and 70 the
Caspar Milquetoast (brave with eral, that Caspar has it over you." fecond term. Others are to be given
if there Is a sufficient demand.
four cocktails under his belt and
Among the offerings of special
an evening of Sir Norman behind
And, of course, Caspar has out- interest to students are: Anthrohim): "Which war? Any war?
Plainly,
militarists don't believe generaled General Smirkontheface. pology, Archaeology, Medical Techthat all wars are inevitable, be- But this is only because those who nology, Diplomacy and Foreign
cause they urge more armament, think that war is "inevitable" have Policy, Oeography, Scientific Geron the ground that that will help failed to provide Sir Norman with man, Public Health Supervision,
why
the real reason
nations Supervision of School Publications,
preserve peace."
Applied
General S.: "But human nature blunder into war. No one wants- j Library Science, Coaching, Music,
war, as war, save for a few patho- Religions, Athletic
ComIs essentially quarrelsome."
Caspar: "That is why we must logical souls who are not numerous munity Recreations, Government,
count, even in Germany. Social Relief Work, and Personnel
have a League of Nations or insti- enough to
controls of nations
tutions of discipline. If human na- But the elites inthings. They may Work.
ture were perfect, regulatory insti- want certain
new markets.
Pearls dripping from the Hps of
tutions would be unnecessary. If want
Here we come to the crux of the professors here and there:
man were not a fighting animal,
"Nature always takes care of
there would be no need for courts, matter. We have wars, not because things.
If a lilac turns up with red
police and decalogues. Just because of the things which Sir Norman
man's a fighter, you don't assault talks about for some 300 pages, but leaves, that lilac has been naughty."
your neighbor when he dislikes you. because the game of power is, like
Or, if you do, the police stop you." poker, not only a game of indisputable cards, but also a game of bluff.
Changing Human Behavior
General 8.: "But you can't And any one who is willing to bluff
must take the chance that the
change human nature."
Caspar: "You don't have to. But bluff will be called. Wars, result
you certainly can change human when some one calls a bluff that
behavior. Man was once cannibal- Is made by a man who Is too proud
istic, believed In human sacrifice to to back down, or thinks the man
the gods, upheld the Ordeal by Fire, calling the bluff is himself bluffing.
War Is An Accident
sanctioned dueling."
General 8.: "But war Is a siprlt- - In other words, war Itself is never
ual cleanser. Without it, man would solely a matter of policy, but an
incidental accident incurred In
grow soft."
(other) policies. This being
Caspar: "I thought you said in
your last lecture that we needed true, does it matter much whether
men bluff by the old diplomacy or
armaments to insure peace?"
General 8.: "Well I was only over the green baize tables of
making a point that those people Geneva? Of course, if we had a
with
at the Community Centre would f worldT3nf. onlr one relenlnz elite
hush hush llt.t.lA man
understand. War will continue so
you're suggesting international
long as man is selfish."
Caspar: "But war demands of , socialism or me imperialist victor,
men .the greatest possible unselfish- such as Rome of the Pax Roman a.
ness, the greatest sacrifice of all, And how are you going to get
life. It destroys property, wealth France and Russia, or Japan and

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY UUItEAU
OF SCHOOL SERVICE GIVES REPORT
ON SALARIES OF LOCAL TEACHERS

War Is
Ousted Ity TaMc
Discussion

While the minimum salaries paid
elementary teachers in the Lexington public schools Is relatively high
in comparison to minimum salaries
in other cities, the maximum salaries In Lexington, Judged by the
same standards, are much too low,
concludes a report Just issued by
the Bureau of School Service, of
the University, entitled "A salary
study for the Lexington public
schools."
Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain, director of the bureau, states In the introduction to the report its purpose
as of being of "Immediate benefit
to many superintendents in Kentucky who Bre at present confronted with the problem of salary
scheduling." The new school code
requires the setting up of a salary
schedule in each school district
based upon training, quality of ser
vice, experience ana otner items.

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Increased particularly at the cepted a position with the Ortneral
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Electric company In Bchnectady, I.
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SCIIOLL ACCEPTS POSITION
was a member of Omlcron Delta
Kappa, Tau Beta PI, Phi Mu AlE. 8choll, Utica, N. Y. has ac- - pha, and Alpha Sigma Phi.
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Data for conclusions drawn in
the Lexington report were secured

from surveys based upon cost of
room and board, living conditions,
dependents, automobile ownership,
outside employment and summer
activities, and teachers' estimates.
Less than
of the Lexington teaching staff are entirely
It was diswithout dependents,
covered In the survey. About forty
per cent have more than one person dependent upon them for a
per cent of the
living. Thirty-eigteaching staff own automobiles or
operate them in partnership with
one or more persons.
The report shows that only 20
members Indicated that they supplemented their salaries by outside
during
employment
the 1933-3- 4
school year.
The suggestion Is made in the
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