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(Formerly 'The Idea).
Published every Thursday throughout tho College year by the student body
of the State University of Kentuckyv'for the' benefit of the students, alumni and faculty of the itstitutlon.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is the official1 newspaper of the University. i".
The KentuekynCettfMl Says:, It Is issued with the view of furnishing to its subscribers all the college news
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of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning the
of other States and Canada.
men do the bettln' andithe blatkV and
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FIVE CENTS PER COPY the women hold the cyaadst and do ViYour little, red auto,"
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mail matter.
Entered at Lexington Postofflce as second-clas- s
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EDITORIAL STAFF.
("Has a Duke'sMixture- engine
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Little .Traiedlei.
Iaa Prince Albert frame."
.Assistant Editor
Hart N. Peak
Managing Editor
The man. struck a match to isee if "Your big awkward lover,"
Miss Anita Crabbe
"Squirrel Food"
William Shinnick
8aW Maymle to Jane,
the gasoline tank on his automobile
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Miss Rebecca Smith
i"Has a .45 body
Editor was empty.
. . . . t v . . . Athletic
McClarty Harbison
Exchange Editor nit wasn't, Clncinnatl' Enqulrer.
Wltha22 brain."
J. R. Marsh

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many husband are entirely
i spoiled. by .mismanagement la cooking,
are not so tender and good. Some
waasen keep them constantly in hot
water;- others freese them;, others put
them in a stew; others , roast them;
and others always keep them In a
pickle... It cannot, be sapposed that
any, husband will be good. and tender
If .managed. In this way; but really
they are delicious when properly treatThe Wuret Has Come.
ed. In selecting a husband you should
The old blind beggar was lost, He not bet guided. by. thev silvery, appearwas wandering aimlessly along the ance, as In. buying
.mackerel, nor by
street when suddenly a great commo- - tha goldetl, tln4e w lf ,you wanted Bal.
tion struck his ears. The noise seem- 8Up& to 8elect. hm ,yourself
cd to come, from within, a house near;'
Do not go to the
dlffer
by.
J market, for him, as those brought to
'Shoot the dog!" cried a voice ex- .tithe door are always best. It Is
far
citedly, followed by a great uproar, in. better to
none than not
learn
the midst of which could be heard B( t0 cook hlm propePlyi ,ifihsa that the
id clanking, as of weapons, and. a t;Une&Aa
which Jie is,.wrapped. Is white
noisy shuffling of feet. Then aglan,' nH
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"Shoot the dog!, Quick!"
number, of buttons ancLstrings. Don't
The old man trembled violently. (keep him in. the kettle by force, as he
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Nothing but a mad-docould cause will stay there himself if. properly
such, a tumult. In his blinded and cared
'for. If he. sputter and flzz, do
helpless condition he would surely fall net be anxious.
Some husbands do
the first victim to the savage beast , 'lis. A, little spice. Improves them,
T!i3 terror became so great that his
ii.it must fee added. with Judgment
limbs buckled under him. .
notitrjikisnii.'iikk anything sharp
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"God-- , help .mer'he cried, .nd fell to
to see lf he is becoming tender. Stir
the street in a swoon.
him gently the while, lest he stay too
when he awoke kind hands were long in the kettle
and. become flat and
ministering to him. I'The,
tasteless.
If .thus.titreated, you will
he muttered feebly, "what became of find him very digestible, agreeing nicehim?"
ly with you, and he will keep as long
"There was no
a voice re- as you want The Crimson Rambler.
plied," you, were, .passing, .a-- , pollege
boarding house where sausage was be
Snakes Says:
ing served.
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.The way. of the transgressor, as a
.general rule, is to plead not guilty.
As Kipling. Did. Not. Say It.
Truth crushed to the earth, has a
A woman is only a clothes-line-,
peculiar way of rising again and kickBut a bad cigar is a rope.
ing the stuffing out of the consummate liar.
The government should require a
?J stamp t on some men's stomachs from
Ptvir.ivmAiM! Aran
.the quantity of booze they consume.
(From the Files of The lda.)
Women are. all. right in every way,
but you must remember that they are
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A turtle may be slow, but he usualNovember 24, 1915. j
ly gets there in time for the soup.
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....Locals and LawMlss'K-- 'Mitchell-- . . .Home Economics
J. T. Gooch
The. man speeded up to see If he
Mechanical Herbert Graham
Harry Melton
Fraternities
Mining Miss Anrta- L: Whitworth. . . .Sororities couldn't beat the train to" the. crossS. J. Caudlll
Agriculture Miss Elisabeth Duncan
James McConnell
Patt. Hall ing.
Education
Miss Elsie Heller
He couldn't Columbia State.
REPORTERS.
M. 0.' Finney
H; J. Evans
W. T.'Cottingham
Estill Woods
The- maniset-thMiss Mildred Taylor.
alarm clock. to see
BUSINESS STAFF.
if he could beat his wife to his. trous. Business 'Manager
W. J. Harris
ers; pockets.
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Alumni.
Welcome,
Union.
It is' the rare privilege of the University to welcome back for the
leoked: down .the barrel' of
Thanksgiving game the alumni, who are holding their first annual Home-- ,
coming celebration. It la truly a pleasure to have them, with us and it is his gun and pulled the trigger .to see
empty.
with a feeling of not unwarranted pride that the school can offer for their If
approval the football team of the vintage of 1915, which the old grade
It wasn'tCharlotte News.
hav come many miles to see perform on Stoll Field tomorrow. Whether
The man asked tthe girl, to .marry
the Wildcats or the Volunteers will win the game we will know tomorrow;
already we know that State has a team this year that has done credit to
him to see if she was engaged.
She. wasn't Nashville Banner.
the University and has covered itself with glory.
Within the past few years we have seen, not a revival or rejuvenation
out. the gas to( see if
of alumni spirit, but a practical application made of that spirit, which-musthe asphyxiation ' tales were jokes.
be Inherent In anyene who has ever attended Old State but which
'They were net Memphis Commermay have been lying dormant
cial Appeal.
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are atThe' alumni are taking a greater iritereet in the school,-thtending1 reunions, they are beginning to remember the debt they owe to the
The man . 'slapped? a
institution at which they received their education, and plans are on foot,'"'
"booe-- to see Ifjhe would fight
so we are told, 'by means of which the alumni can materially assist the
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University on its forward path to better things.
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We, who are yet students, and you, who have passed out into the
great' Unknown, should welcome this change as one of the indications of 'uuUviAnoMlsr'LltMsvrragedy.
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the fact that a new day has dawned for our Alma Mater.
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Students, let us unite to shdw the returning- alumni that we welcome
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them again to Kentucky State. Let- us demonstrate by our cordial greetings, by our attendance at the football game and by our "rooting" for the
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team that the spirit and enthusiasm of the members of .the classes of '16
Never wear white
to '19 cannot be surpassed ,by that of the classes of the years before 1915.'
than'" a week.
A final word to you, alumni. Those- of you who have not kept in
Never wear a, red, green and yellow
touch with what has transpired at Kentucky State will find a greatly
tie unless-yohave' on a clean collar.
changed institution from that which you knew in the "good old days."
You may get unpleasant notoriety.
We are justly proud of the fact that marked progress has been made along
Long whtskers'"will not be worn by
every line. Not many years ago charges of corruption in the handling of
underclassmen this year.
funds? in the management of athletics were openly made or darkly hinted
To the young ladies who- attend
out
at. Whether they were true we know not nor dewe care. What we are
dances,
the 'following rule for wiith full page front cover, design
interested in is the fact that those daiyis are- past, and 'our school- is freer
you're a fright; drawn by the commandant, Lieut.
costumes:'
from jpusplclon of this sort than any in the State. The moral tone of the
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then go ahead.
student body is higher; things which are for the good of the school are
State to play Central on Thanksgivmore often encouraged; our faculty is more efficient and our athletics are
Susie Saleratus, the Domestic Set ing .for .championship of K. I. A. A.
entirely free from the taint of professionalism
or ineligibility.- Whether
was shocked last 'The Wildcats outweighed 20 pounds
these conditions obtained in the past we do not know; we do know they lence Freshman,
week 'when she found a currant in one tothe man, .but expecting to win,'
are the conditions now.
of those pies "the" department some which will give them a claim Uo the
Day -- made an
We welcome you, alumni; may we see
championship of the S. I. A. A. Centimes makes.
annual event.
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tral's team Includes, the famous
and Duffy, now coach of LouisIn anticipation, of the. big dinner our
A Lack of Patriotism.
readers may. get, we. are making their ville.
Cement walk.i around 1, Mechanical
Squirrel Food very light this week,
It has been frequently commented, both by outsiders and by persons
Hall built by the Mechanical Engiwithin our ranks, that there is a noticeable lack of patriotism shown by
neering students.
The- only. difference between
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the students of the University of Kentucky.
Basketball practice begun aWtth''a
swell folks in the Opera House boxes
When the colors pass tthere seems to be, on the part of many, no
large squad out.
and the State University, students in
to salute, and the playing of the National anthem very
the gallery is that the- swells folks sit
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no more stir than the playing of "Tipperary" or any ether
often causes
NOTICE!
in the boxes aad-iwsit on fern. Some
popular air might.
Students from Louisville who wish
seats!
to go home on a block ticket via the
Upon a recent occasion a student- - who failed to salute .the flag and
C. & O., Thursday evening, are rewas asked by an officer whether or not he cared anything for his country
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quested to .meet at the Union Station
replied that he cared not a rap for either his country or his flag.
'The military - authorities regret
thirty minutes before train time.
We marvel 'that such a benighted individual ever found his way to
very much to annsunoe that there will
the doors of a university.
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MIM'iPARK TO REFEREE
GAME AT HENDERSON
James Park, assistant coach of the
Wildcats, ...will, go -- to. Henderson
Thanksgiving
Day to referee the
championship football game of West-er- a
Kentucky between Owensboro
and Henderson. 'Jim'; hvk expressed
a regret in not being able to see
Slate fight it out but says
there lis no doubt that the Wildcats
VlW copsthe. long end of
the contest.
4 Paul Qasser, ef,the Journalism Department, will go to Henderson to
"cover"
the Owenshoro-Henderso- n
fotballj game, for;. the .Owensboro In- luirer.
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BEAT TENNESSEE
BEAT TENNESSEE

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It takes, perhaps, a little effort to salute the Stars and Stripes and to
rise to "The Star Spangled Banner," but such an effort seems well worth
while to the real citizen who needs must be a lover of his country.

vember. 25 should.be a day, of great
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rejoicing."
N. B. Every: day nextvweek-rdrl- ll;

notrejolcing.
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Calpurnia (without):
"What ho,
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m'lord."
- Lieutenant A. ,Rr" "Underwood and
Caesar:
"What hoe? What hoe?. President-WoodroWilson will attend
Gillette, blast- it, Gillette! !" Miami .he . Army-Navgame, at iNew York
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