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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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Wc Wish You a Very MERRY CHRISTMAS

THE TAVERN

And a HAPPY NEW YEAR

Press Association
To Meet Jan.

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(Continued from Pngc One)
department of Journalism, will be
one of the principal speakers, taking as his subject "Advertising." He
will bring before the group the abuse
of advertising as employed by many
of our community weeklies In which
advertisements appear week after
week
with no change in cither
typography or structure and will advise changes.. The Dualities
that
make up good advertising will be
pointed out as well as modern advertising ethics.
Other discussions will be lead by
Herndon Evans, Pinevllle, on "Newspaper Problems," and J. P. Oozder,
Campbcllsville, on "Job Printing."
Members will be guests of the
Courier-Journal
and the Louisville
Times at luncheon during the meet.
Anthony H. Woodson is scheduled
for a talk on "Just Among Home-folkbefore reports of committee
are considered and new officers
elected.

Second Tilt To
Ateneo Castellano,
Spanish Club, Meets
Extend Blue
At Patterson Hall (Continued from Page One)

The Lexington chapter of the
American Association of University
Women had as their guests of honor
the members of El Atcnco Castellano, Spanish club, at an illustrated
lecture "The West Coast of South
America," which was given by Mrs.
A. W. Server at 3:30 o'clock Tuesday afternoon, at Patterson Hall.
The lecture treated the countries of
Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia,
and Chile. Many tinted slides and
many Interesting articles were on
display at the time of the lecture.
Among these articles were silver
bowls and spoons, Panama
hats,
baskets, horn articles, and drawn
work. The Spanish club added to
two Spanish
the entertainment
songs by J. E. Murphy. He was accompanied by Miss Mary Grace
Heavenrldge.. Miss Emily Hardin
and Mr. Atanafio De Riancho presented an Argentine tango.
U. K.
After the lecture, tea made from
coco beans, and Guava Jelly sand- witches were served. The proceeds
from the 35 cent admission will be
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added to the Fellowship Fund that
Canon,
Denzil Bruce Carpenter, is being sponsored by the American
William Loren Case, Louis Clifton, Association of University Women.
Louise Turner Cloyd. 'Grace AnderMRS. M'VEY FETES CLUB
son Cruickshank,
DanIel Preston
Curry, Julla Lucille Farmer, Davis
Mrs. Frank L. McVey
had as
Emily Elizabeth
Stuart Fields,
Tandy Ford, Ernest Willis Gibson, special guests at her weekly tea
Ata Leighton Leo, 'George Volers Wednesday at 3 p. m., the English
Moore,
Claud Eugene Sammons, Club. After the program Mrs. McMargaret Buckner Tandy, Jarvls Vey entertained the members of the
Todd, Mary Lucile West, Bell Irvln club and other callers.
Wiley, and 'Victor John Wiric.
Scott Keycs had charge of the proMaster of Science: William Lee gram which lasted about 46 minGonterman and Altheus Sallqua utes. He discussed creative writing
at the University of Kentucky. He
Rudolph.
Master of Science in Agriculture: first gave an essay of his own on
He then
David Pritchard Morris and Paul the state of writing here. poems
by
illustrated his talk with
Riddle Record.
the students and some of the facDoctor of Philosophy: James An- ulty. He also gave a poem of his
derson Yates.
own writing. He used poems written
Honor List
by Professor Cotton Noe, Professor
With High Distinction: Francis George Fithlan, Professor Joe Lee
Lorraine Yost and Margaret Ely Davis, Virgil Leon Sturgill,
Kern Patterson, Leida Keyes, MarMcClellan.
With Distinction: Nell Emerald garet Cundiff, Hazel Gibson, and
Powell and Anna Mae Stamper.
Professor Robert Shannon.

Board of
Trustees Meet

STUDENTS

Young College Men
Snare Lightning

A good photo of yourself will
make a most acceptable Christ-

mas Gift. Think about It, It is
not too early for best results.

We Wish
you a most Joyous Christmas . . . and
we hope we shall be able to show you
during the coming- year how much we
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have appreciated your patronage.

JKanaet's

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crans, containing In Its lineup two
conference men, Canflcld
and Richardson. This Canflcld in
dividual plays center and how, giving Spooks Mllward more trouble at
his favorite post in this particular
game last year than he had during
the rest of the season. Richardson
Is likewise
Impressive, tickling the
net last winter with teasing regularity Clauscr, the other forward,
and Mclntyrc, guard, arc the other
veterans who have faced the 'Cats
before.
Coach Matter, his men In excellent condition as the result of ten
weeks of hard work, is diligently
preparing to prevent n recurrence
of this close shave. Early season
games arc always uncertain but the
Wildcat mentor has confidence in
his boys and hopes for victory.
Thoroughly schooled in Mauer
fundamentals, the 'Cats arc flour
ishing among their shining work, a
flashy guard offense, perfect blocking plays, and lots of valuable little
tricks that seldom fall. The opening game for the Kentucklans, although a bit raw and unfinished in
several instances, gave then supporters some idea of what to expect
as the season progresses. The tip-o- ff
plays functioned with regularity
and loss of the ball was rarely due
to bad passing.
The same lineup that faced the
Tigers in the opening game will in
all probability face Miami at the
starting whistle. Pisgah Combs and
Louis McGlnnis, with their eagle
eyes and plenty of speed with occupy the forward berths. Captain
Paul McBrayer and Lawrence Mc- Ginnis will guard Kentucky's goal
while Spooks Mllward will be the
pivot man.
On the bench waiting for a chance
to show their wares are Carey
Spicer, who can score touchdowns
and hit the net with equal ease,
Pinhead" Owens, with more fight
than a game rooster, and Bill Trott,
the "Flying Dutchman."
These
men are all capable forwards while
George Yates and Jake Bronston
can act as relief at the center circle.
Freddie McLane, a revamped for
ward, Bill Kleiser, and Larry Crump
are sub guards who may see action
against the Red threat.

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Christmas!
And how!!

IIENDLEY N. BLACKMON
(Ga. Tech 25)
Timid maids may hide under bed
covers, kids yell for "Mamma" and
worried power company officials
gnaw unlit cigars when thunder
roars and lightning flashes; but to
a few young college men Jove is just
a fascinating meal ticket. How
would you like to be sent, fresh
from college to ambush lightning
encamped all summer under the
highest insulated transmission line
in the world and armed mainly with
a long vacuumn tight welded steel
tube capable of catching lightning
on the run, plus a wagon load of
"canned lightning?"
Probably no other job is so chock-fu- ll
of scrambled romance and
seriousness . To study lightning "at
home" means using the outdoors as
a laboratory; any knowledge is new
knowledge because no one, even today, knows exactly how lightning
behaves. Lightning works too fast
for ordinary instruments. It strikes
and is gone in less than a twinkling
of the eye, before there has been
time to study it, leaving possibly
and a dead
damaged apparatus
power line behind. Last year a machine faster than lightning became
practical; the Norinder oscillograph
stands guard for hours at a time and
automatically
records happenings
during one-te- n
millionth of a second or less the time taken by a
high power rifle bullet to travel the
thickness of two hairs. Using this
device, lightning draws a picture of
itself, showing when it arrived, how
fast it grew, how It behaved, its
maximum value, how it died away
and when it vanished. With such
complete information as to the life
and habits of lightning, design engineers can for the first time scientifically combat it. Then may come
cheaper electric power, made possible by "super power," or nationwide interconnection of transmission
lines, impregnable to lightning.
Graduates on this job, who used
to be awakened by the 8:00 bell at
the Alma Mater and make an 8:05
class, find such early training
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mighty helpful when unexpected graph huslng, made of welded steel
storms come In the middle of the plates and tubes, has Insulating pornight. The first surge, descending celain bushings soldered directly to
upon the sleeping camp, rings an the steel shell. Other Interesting
alarm bell. Lights flash, men scam- apparatus arc the klydonographs for
per to thtlr posts, buttons arc push- getting wholesale transclcnt data for
ed, switches closed, meters read and many miles along the transmission
In a few minutes all is ready along line; Oslsos for locating where the
the transmission line. Substituting , lightning stroke occurred, and "fish
for the fisherman's cork, the bell eye" cameras for photographing the
rings every time n surge makes a entire sky when lightning flashes.
picture of itself, and the operator .All these devices contributed to the
turns the film.
'successful campaign, this year,
Few young engineers have ever j Last year sentinels watched in the
been entrusted with such expensive 'Tennessee mountains for lightning
which came or
and unusual apparatus
ns given summer young not as it chose. This
engineers took the
these lightning hunters. The main- offensive between Nature's outbursts
stay of the crusade is the odd. look- 'and let loose a million or so volts
ing Norinder catodc ray oscillograph ' of homemade lightning, to sec what
which sketches lightning shock in would happen when the artificial
terms of millions of volts and , thunderbolt hits the unencrgized 220
millionths of a second. No mechanKv. New Jersey line, the highest
ical device could act so fast, so the .insulated line in the country. For
moving part is a beam of cathode the first time a complete laboratory
rays, working In a vacuum, which for flte production and study of
arc bent here and there by electric 'lightning has been put on wheels;
attraction, tracing their course on the mobile lightning generator can
the photograph film. The latest .hurl a million or two million volt
type of Norinder oscillograph is surge at the transmission line at
equipped with magnetic focusing of will, and the results studied.
the cathode ray and an electron fil- , Not all young engineers glue
ter for snatching the slower movinc themselves to a desk with a smoking
electrons from the cathode beam to I
k
for a companion some go
prevent film fogging. The oscillo gunnln' for Jove.

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Ag College Takes
Honors at Chicago
The University was again in the
limelight at the International Live
Stock Exposition in Chicago, where
the Experiment flock and herd
captured several high prizes, Including a championship and a reserve
championship.
The University flock contained the
champion Cheviot and the reserve
championship Shropshire, and winners of several first, second, thlrdr
and fourth places In a great sheep
show representing all the United
States and Canada. Three fat steers
which the University sent to Chicago won third and fourth in a big
ring of grade steers under a year old,
and eighth in a big ring of yearling
steers.
Other high placlngs made by the
University flock consisted of first
on a Cheviot lamb, a Shropshire
yearling and a pen of Cheviot lambs,
second and fourth on yearling
Cheviot wethers, third on a pen of
cross- - bred yearling wethers and a
Hampshire yearling wether, fourth
on a Southdown lamb and a pen of
Southdown lambs, and fifth on a
Southdown wether lamb.

The Kentucky flock accomplished

a feat never beffire seen at the great
International show)
The yearling
that was made reserve champion of

the Shropshire breed this year was
reserved grand cjfomplon of all
breeds last year, y
the first time
that a high winning )arnb had been
returned to win ft" top place a year
later as a yearling.
The University s'cM 26 sheep to
Inf'crnationiU,1 They
the
were
brought to show :f?aWi; Harold Barber, Experiment SUttttn shepherd,
who has flfmnrty-)crrtuckwinners
at the Chicago shdjv-- ; Including the
grand champlomj&rtdjjeserve grand
champion sh6efi;lastfc Jrcar.
The
cattle were furnlsh-toJr;JohFrcser,
Experiment StaloaSerdsman.

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PROFESSORS;

JUDGES

Two University professors have
been designated by"lhe Lexington
Herald as Judges' hi .the Christmas
Jingle contest. ProK,W. R. Sutherland, head of the University public
speaking department,'
and Prof.
Elmer G. Sulzcr, director of the University band and publicity bureau,
have been named to judge the merit
and originality of the respective
jingles.

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