THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
what never was out of Jellico in her
life sez, "Gold digging is such
strenuous job for a poor li'l' girl to
take up. Kinda looks as if it's be
mighty hard on her."
Perhaps it is ? Ask Akkie.

PIHREJU
FOOD

People, We Hate
The gent that compliments us upon
our choice of women,
them
out himself the following night.
The originator of afternoon teas.
Writers of collegiate humor.
Edjtors that refuse our literary efforts.
The d
that realizes she is becoming popular.
Anyone who writes about military
drill.
Freshmen fraternity membefs.
The brothers that vote for increased house bills and then quit school.
Girls who let us know we are only
one. among many. U. of Wash. Col
umns.
then-step-

Why, the other
day Akkie wanted to see a man she
sorta has a crush on so she gets her
doormat, as I calls him, to take her
in the "Wildcat Lair" outfit where she
eats her fill many times and accomplishes her purpose when at last she
sees her heart beat strollin' in. Ahd
then she wondered why the doormat
got a nickel bar of Hershey's chocobad but it ain't all.

THE NEW OCCUPATION!
This really ain't a paid article. No
sir; but if some of the places in town
I recommend want to give me a little
cash I ain't agoin' to kick. You see,

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it's jolly like this. There being so
many new and attractive tea rooms
in this town all the girls have begun copying Akkie and taking up her
favorite vocation, gold digging.
And me what shuns men like you
would the plague has begun to sympathize with the measly critters. I
just couldn't keep down my naturally
kind nature after I sees the way Akkie" lures them into the Blue Room
where they charge you fifty cents
extra if you sneeze op when she plays
on their sympathies, putting herself
up as a weak, anemic, little thing and
then awakens to find hers truly eating
Waldorf salad amid the
atmosphere of the Florentine
room.
"If that was all, it wouldn't be so

late (I'll bet the undertrodden was
glad of that even) and Akkie really
gof peeved when he called her "Jack"
and said that was what she was after
anyway.
But just let me tell you, Akkie'll
go too far some day. Yes Siree!
Yesterday I saw her highbrow the
man what took her to the "K" dance
Saturday night and that cost a dollar, didn't it, fellers? (The ayes have
it," said, the chairman at the
Convention.") 'Course, I know
the males aren't worrying about the
money it's the principle of the thing.
And as my deah old grandmother

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frontier.
Pauline Starke, heroine of "Sun Up'
and "Love's Blindness," has the lead
ing feminine role in "War Paint" and
Karl Dane, hero of "The Big Parade,"
has the comedy role of- - Sergeant

PREVIEWS OF
LOCALSHOWS
KENTUCKY

THEATER

Clancy.

"THE BLONDE

SAINT"
Romantic adventure is the keynote or "The Blond" Saint," which
n
brings Lewis Stone and Doris
to the Kentucky this week end.
"The Blonde Saint" is distinctly
different from the general motion
picture feature of the year in that
there is none of the flapper and cab
aret and jazz element.
A love affair on a Sicilian island
forms the story, which was adapted
by Marion Fairfax from Stephen F.
Whitman's novel, "The Isle of Life."
Besides Lewi: Stone and Doris
the cast has Ann Rork Gilbert
Roland, Cesare Gravina, Malcom Den
ny, Albert Conti and a number of
Co "When did Caesar reign?"
n
players.
other
"Ed "I didn't know he rained."
"The Blonde Saint" .was produced
Co "Didn't they hail him?" Yale by Sam E. Rork for First National
Record.
Pictures. Svend Gade is the director.

Lucile Cook

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Ken-yo-

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"Pop, what is an optimist?"
"THE SILENT LOVER"
"Why, Willie, I though you read
"The Silent Lover," First National
them there college papers." Cornell newest starring vehicle for Milion
Sills, will open at the Kentucky next
Widow.
Sunday for a three day run.
The
Precious "Where'd you get those story adapted by Carey Wilson from
the European success by Lajos Biro,
great big eyes?"
Precocious
"My folks gave them entitled "The Legionaire," is describto me for a birthday present." Cata- - ed as a thrilling one, dealing with
hhe skirmishes between the Foreign
link.
Legion units stationed on the edge of
the Sahara and the marauding Riff
"Who killed cock robin?"
"Me," said the sparrow. "Wid'my tribesmen, who constantly harry Eulittle gat I shot him full of lead, and ropean travellers and residents in
I'lPdo the same fer any other high-h- those sections.
Sills is cast as a dissolute young
boid dat comes nosin' around de
Harvard diplomat, who loses his honor in Paris,
south end of Chicago."'
only to regain it and win the girl
Lampoon.
he loves on the burning sands of
"This 'being good' is too much Southern Morocco. Supporting him is
a notable cast of screen favorites, introuble."
"Yeah, ifs too much like carrying cluding Viola Dana and Natalie Kinglife insurance; you have, to die to ston, Montagu Love, Arthur Carew,
.Charlie Murray, Arthur Stone, Wilget anything out of it." Mink.
liam V. Mong, Alma Bennett, Claude
King, William Humphrey, and others.
"I moved in the fraternity house
last week."
BEN ALI THEATER
"Well, what are you going to do
with your books, sell 'em or store
"THE BIRTH OF A NATION"
'em?" Ohio Sun Dial.
D. W. Griffith's master production,
"The Birth of a Nation," a United
Anita Loos "Mr. Benchley, do you Artists release, will be the attracprefer blondes ? "
tion at the Ben Ali Theater, Sunday.
Mr. Benchley
Peroxide
"Well
It covers the essential details of
do and peroxide don't." Yale Record. American history ranging through
three centuries. Actual batles are
"Did you know they are cultivat- shown with tens of thousands of soling the Charleston fields out west?" diers in the conflict. 18,000 people
"Charleston .fields ?"
participated in the telling the story.
"Yeh. Hay! Hay! Dartmouth
Three thousand horses were used to
give the cavalry and other thrilling
effects of the wild dashes over miles
"Are you a student?"
of territory.
Cities were built up
"No, I just go to college there." onljr to be destroyed by fire. The
Lafayette Lyre.
total cost of the entire production was
in the neighborhood of $500,000.
He "Are you a good looker?"
The narrative is filled with tears
She "I've been told so."
and smiles. A brilliant cast lends
L He "Well, go down to the campus animation to the .story. "The
list of
and see if you can find the pen I lost ? present stars and film favorites inIllinois Siren.
cludes such well known screen artists
as: Henry B. Walthall, Lillian Gish,
say, Algernon, why is it that Mae Marsh, Miriam Cooper, Mary
"I
the theaters are so cool in the sum- Alden, Josephine Crowell,, Ralph Lewmer?"
is, Joseph Henabery, Raoul Walsh.,
"Egad, Horatious, it must be be Donald Crisp, Howard Gaye, George
cause of the movie fans." Red Cat. Seigmann, Walter Long and Elmer
Clifton.

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Thre acts of vodvil complete, the
program.
"FOOTLOOSE WIDOWS"

Just imagine yourself jobless and

broke, but living in an exclusive resort hotel at a fashionable Florida
beach, which melts in banlirools faster
than butter in a skillet. Your hotel
bill reads like a jeweler's price cata
logue.

That is the situation in which
Louise Fazenda as Flo and Jacqueline
Logan as Marion find themselves in
Darryl Francis Zanuck's adaptation
for Warner Bros, of Beatrice Bur
ton's popular novel "Footloose Wid
ows," directed by Roy Del Ruth, in
which they are featured with Jason
Robard.
What would you do? How would
Would
you handle the situation?
you forge a check, try the nearest
fire escape, offer to work it out in
the kitchen, shut the windows and turn
on the gas, or rob a bank?
They did none of these things, yet,
after an infinite amount of most
amusing subterfuge, intrigue and
they extricated themselves. Unscathed? No, hardly, but
See "Footloose Widows" when it
comes to the Ben Ali on Tuesday
for a run of three days.
Three acts of vodvil will also be
given.

STRAND

THEATER

"SUMMER

BACHELORS"

through Esca
American Boy.

Rodger for the Casement himself is a farmer and
rancher. He's the son of Brigadier
General Casement of Civil War fame,
FARMING
and he himself was a captain of
in the World War. Sounds
If you lean toward farming or
ranching as- your life job, better talk more like a fighter than a farmer.
His next words answer your
things over with a man who fully unthought.
derstands both the lay of the land and
"If
the cut of humans. Go, for instance, don't you're looking for an easy life,
pick farming.
Farming i3 a
to Dan Casement, of Manhattan, Kan.
fighter's job."
This
page will take
So that's why Dan Casement is a
you to him, though myown ticket was
farmer!
a gay green.
"Successful farming or ranching
Don't get off at Manhattan this can't be
a matter of
time.
You'll find Mr. Casement at old paths, of stolidly blindly following
or lazily acceptColorado. Springs just in front of
ing what comes," Mr. Casement
Pikes Peak. At least I did. Colo- thumps out as
he gives the fire a final
rado Springs is in front of Pikes jab
and sits down beside you again.
Pike, you understand. Mr. Casement
is in front of his open fire. And so "A farmer's got to be a scrapper.
are you Enjoying the blaze and the The right kind of scrapper. A keen
big couch and the prospect of a talk observer, a good planner, a hard
worker, a man of vision, a man who
ruddy-face- d
with this
quit!"
Princeton graduate whom both can't a minute you
For
both sit silent,
scientific specialists and "dirt farmers" hail as one of the most expert seeing the future.
Then Mr. Casement asks, "You re
agriculturists of today.
that there's no regular pay day
That hail brought him to Colorado alizethe
farm except for the hired
Springs, to check a report on the use on
of the government forest ranges. help?"
And perhaps you answer:
"That
Men naturally turn to Dan Casement'
part of it doesn't scare me so much
when they want expert opinion as
to- - work ray
as realizing that I've got
you do now.
way, finance my start myself. And
You want it, and you get it.
I've always
"If you" like outdoor life and like to I'm handicapped because tackling too
town. "Will I be
'be your own boss,' perhaps farming lived in
much if I try farming or ranching?"
is your job," Mr. Casement tells you.
"YouU be tackling quite a bit," Mr.
"But don't plunge into it blindly- - Jf Casement
reflects. "Yet if youll use
you dislike either hard physical work
hands and your head, I
or hard mental work, you're not cut both your can
think
make a go of it. But
out for a farmer or a rancher, no mat- you'veyou
a long pull ahead of you. Be
ter how much you enjoy blue skv and
the smell of freshly plowed fields and
(CONTINUED ON PAGE SEVEN)
the feeling that you don't have to take
another 'man's orders."
He pauses to punch ud the fire, and
you sit quiet, digesting what he's said
and thinking of the experience back
of it.
j
Girls interested in forming
You know that Dan Casement has!
group in view of petitioning
dairy farm in Ohio, and a big farm
a
national sorority. Give college
in the cattle and corn country of Kan-- 1
sas, and a ranch in Colorado where
ami year.
Address
he breeds palo ponies. He's an ex- -j
ceptionally well balanced expert. So
you don't wonder that he tells you notj
COUNCIL of REGENTS ,
to plunge blindly into farming or
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ranching.
But you may wonder that Danj
G.

WANTED

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How

far

can a girl go in accepting

gifts from a man?
This question has to be faced by every girl at some time in her life,
an on her decision may rest her future happiness.
It had to be faced
by Derry Thomas, the heroine of
"Summer Bachelors" in the Fox screen
version of Warner Fabian's novel.
Further1 to complicate her problem,
Derry believed the man who offered
the gift was married. How she answered the question forms an important episode in the plot of1 the
drama of "Summer Bachelors" which
will come' to the Strand Theater Sunday for a three day run.
"THE GREAT GATSBY"
1917. A summer night in Louisville, Ky. Jay Catsby, a young army
officer thrown into a social strata
far above his humble sphere, has fallen in love with Daisy Fay. Though
their different stations seem to offer

an insurmountable obstacle, Gatsby
swears that he will raise himself to
her level. If she waits for him, he
will place the world at her feet. Daisy
promises as Jay marches off to the"
war.
1926. Gatsby's Long Island estate.
In the intervening years, Gatsby
impelled by his on
dream has
swiftly climbed the ladder. Through
association with a rather shady character, Charles Wolf, he now posseses
a great fortune.
But Daisy, swayed by parental authority, has gone back on her word.
"WAR PAINT"
She is married to Tom Buchanan, a
Wjomen, now protected from pracTheir home addissolute
tically every harm which might be- joins
that of Gatsby and then, well
fall them and who undergo practic- make your own ending or see "The
ally no hardships, will find a lesson Great Gatsby" which will be at, the
in "War Paint,"
Strand Theater Wednesday for a
initial western drama starring three-da- y
run.
Col. Tim McCoy coming to the Ben
Ali Monday for a three day run.
(Instead of the limousine, or touring car of today they will see the
VOCATIONAL
dougjierty, or army wagon of ,'the
early 'eighties when women of the
GUIDANCE
West were never safe from Indian
o
o
attacks on the white settlements.
Today the woman may assist her
The following article is another of
husband in driving off the attack of the series" of vocational features which
the modern wolf at the door but she have been run in the columns of The
does not have to go through the hor- Kernel this fall. This article is on
rors, as did the wives and families farming as a life work, as reported by
of the army officers commanding the Dan Casement, of Manhattan, Kan.,

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