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SEMMYCEKLY

Kentucky

liHE

FRIDAY EDITION
KERNEL

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER

CONTRACTS

LET

FOR BIOLOGICAL
SCIENCE EDIFICE
Ijtlxwalories and Classrooms
Will lie Housed in New

Building When
Completed

OFFICIALS HOPE FOR
COMPLETION' KY FEH.

Trustees' Regular Meeting
Restricted To Committee
By Absence Of Quorum
Is Made to Express
Appreciation to Herald
and leader for
Hack Files

Motion

1

Same Meeting

Fourteen
University
rising total
of breaking

Kampus
Kernels

Teams

"Why Kentucky Isn't One of the
Leading Teams In the Southeastern
Conference" was the subject of an
address by Coach Chet Wynne before the weekly luncheos meeting of
the Lexington Kiwanis club Tuesday at the Lafayette hotel.
Coach Wynne began his talk by
stating that he was in no way
He declared that the lack of
d
athletic facilities for a
conditioning program was one of
the reasons the University doesn't
turn out championship
football
elevens.
He stated that the University has
not kept pace with other schools in
the matter of facilities.
Kentucky weather virtually prevents any practice of an athletic
nature during the winter months.
with the result that Kentucky teams
competing with others do not have
the same chance to get in condition,
he said, asking members of the
club to support an adequate pro
gram lor better facilities at the
University.
Wynne was introduced by Dr.
James Adams, program chairman.
ali-bin- g.

year-roun-

Council to Hold

Members of the board of trustees
present for the meeting were D. H.
Today is the last day to register Peak, secretary of the board; Judge
cars without penalty. All students R. G. Gordon. Louisville; G. C.
wishing a parking place on the cam- Wells, Paintsviile;
R. Miller Holpus should pay their fees at the land, Owensboro; Judge R. C. Stoll,
James Park, Louis Hillenmeyer,
office of the Dean of Men immediarid President Frank L. McVey.
ately.

The work month for N. Y. A. ends
Saturday. October 9. All students
who have not revised their application forms should come to the
Dean of Men's office and attend to
this at once.
Mo-tBoard, senior women's
honorary, will meet at 7:30 o'clock
Monday, in the second floor reading
room of Patterson hall. All members please be present.
ar

All men who would be

interested

in trying out for cheerleader will
please report to the Main Gym at
2:00 Saturday afternoon.

The B SD. council will hold their
regular weekly meeting at 5:15 p.
m. Monday in the Woman's building. All members are urged to be
present.
Plii Alpha Theta. honorary history fraternity, will hold its first
meeting of the year at 4 p. m. Monday. September 27, in the Woman's
building.
The Poultry club will meet at 7:30
o'clock Tuesday night in the Dairy
All members please be
building.
present. Others who are interested
xn poultry are invited to attend.
Wanted A senior with a light
schedule and Graduating in February. He should have a car and be
able to use a typewriter. Please see
the Dean of Men.

Any upperclassman may secure a
copy of the "K" book by calling at
eit her the Y. W. C. A. or Y. M. C. A
office.

Kyian Staff
Meet Tuesday
Applicants for the staff of
the Kentuckian are asked to
meet at 4 p. m. Tuesday,

September 28. in room 54
hall. Positions on both
the editorial and business
staffs are open.
Mc-V-

ey

Weekly Radiocasts

To Be Heard Over

WHAS
The second in a series of 15 weekly radiocasts on "Kentucky Poets"
will be presented Monday, September 27, from the University studios
of WHAS, by George White Fithian,
instructor in the English department. This series will deal with
figures of hstorical significance as
well as contemporary writers.
An outline of September's remaining radio programs is as follows: Monday, September 2712:15
to 12:30 p. m., Agricultural program; 1:30 to 1:45 p. m., "With
Kentucky Poets;" 1:45 to 2 p. m.,
"The Campus Parade."
Tuesday, September 28
12:15 to
12:30 p. m.. Agricultural program;
1:30 to 1:45 p. m., "Fifty Years of
American Light Opera;" 1:45 to 2
p. m., "Let's Talk About the Weather."
Wednesday, September 2912:15
to 12:30 p. m., "Doings of Kentucky
Farm Folk;" 1:30 to 2 p. m., "Salute to the Hills."
Thursday, September 30 12:15 to
program;
1230 p. m.. Agricultural
1:30 to 1:45 p. m., "Vocal Rhapso1:45 to 2 p. m., "American
dy;"
Yesterdays."
Friday, October 112:15 to 12:30
p. m, "What Farm Folk are Asking;" 1:30 to 1:45 p. m.. Bill Cross
and his orchestra, 1:45 to 2 p. m.,
"The Home Workshop and its Possibilities."

UKy Band to Play
At Quicksand Fair

nt

EXTENSION ADDS COURSE
Professor E. W. Ranneiis, of the
BOTANY STAFF ADDS THREE Art department, was in Louisville
Wednesday afternoon to make arLewis Plymale, Marshall College, rangements for a weekly art course
Huntington, West Virginia, Hans T. which will be handled in connection
Schacklette and Joe C. Moore have with the University Extension debeen added to the botany staff for partment. The exact course to be
taught has not yet been decided.
this year.
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,

Copy!" Screech Editors As Deadline
finds Paper's Columns Big and Blank
By CLIEF SHAW

Applicants For

Fourteen

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TO BUREAU POST

A picnic will be held by the bacteriological society at 4 p. m. Tuesday at the reservoir park. All perCol. C. P. Price, of the medical
sons interested in bacteriology are
invited. Transportation will be fur- staff at Fort Thomas, was ordered
nished from the bacteriology de- here September 27 and 28 to assistthe hygiene department in conductpartment.
ing the physical examination of
Sophomores and juniors of Persh- junior applicants for the advanced
ing Rifles will meet for drill at 5 p. military classes.
m. Monday, September 27, in the
Armory.

"No news is pood news" except
when you're getting out a newspaper and then it's just plain h !
More noise and confusion from
the newsroom than the Tower of
Babel ever boasted.
The
paces up and
down the news room, looking like
an accident about to happen and
uttering obscene epithets all the
while.
The managing editor bangs on
the desk with his fists, bellowing
madly the while lor copy.
editor-in-chi-

ef

Dixie's Big Football

Frantic news editors alternately
threaten and cajole reporters to dig
up some news, and as a last resort, send them out to bite dogs.
Reporters sometimes then dash
out of the office with a pencil in
one hand, a ream of paper in the
other and a look of determination
on their faces, but usually they
y,
merely look hurt and answer

that nobody loves. It is both a
lamity and a catastrophe.
When a paper is hard up for news
it is desperate! Ad I mean just that.
If there isn't any legitimate news,
the staff will endeavor to originate
some. If that fails they print most
anything and everything.
clipped
Well, almost anything
editorials, freshman features, scandal columns
everything from last
"Ain't no news today."
year's football scores to this year's
In short, a paper without news is knitting team schedules.
like whiskey without a kick, a dance
And in times of great need, when
without music, or a radio announ everything else has failed, and all
cer witnout a voice. It is a voice other sources are exhausted
they
crying in the wilderness, an orphan print stuff like this!
ca-

sto-icl-

(

Game

Wildcats, With Sprinkled Injuries But Score-thirsHearts, En Route To Demolish
Commodore Jinx; Records Show
Fourteen Defeats, 1 Tie

all-ti-

'Kentucky Poets'
Features Fithian

The annual fall retreat of the
Baptist Student Council wil be ob
served this week-en- d
at Fahoma
Lodge on the Kentucky river, with
William Lamkin, council president,
opening the devotionals at 5:30 p.
m. Saturday.
speakers and
Several
workers have been invited to appear
on the program which will continue
through Sunday night. Dr. William Hall Preston formerly college
president, but now associate student secretary to Dr. Frank H. LeaDoctor Palmer Remains With ve 11 in charge of student work of
Department; New Cradu-- I the Southern Baptist convention,
speak.
ate Assistants Added to willreturned Mr. Preston, who recently
from a trip abroad, will
Staff of Research Group
deliver three addresses.
I
Other speakers include the State
Prof. James W. Martin, CommisBaptist Student Union president.
sioner of Revenue of the State of R. H. Falwell of Louisville; Dr. and
Kentucky, former director of the Mrs. Clyde F. Breland of Richmond,
Bureau of Business Research at the and Miss Gatewood, student worker
University, has returned to resume of Georgetown college.
his duties in that department fol- Local pastors who will appear on
lowing a year's leave.
the program are the Rev. C. L.
Dr. Edgar Z. Palmer, acting di- Hargrove. Porter Memorial church;
rector during Professor Martin's Dr. T. C. Ecton, Calvary Baptist
absence, will continue in the bureau church; Powell Lee and the Rev.
as assistant director. Doctor Pal- Fred Smith, Midway.
mer also is acting as chief statisti- - j
cian of the Unemployment Compensation Commission in Frankfort.
New graduate assistants that
have been added to the staff this
year: Richard Goode, graduate of
Getting back into swing again.
Baylor University; Claude Robin
son, who has been attending the Dixie's finest band left at 7 a. m.
graduate school of the University Trursday morning for Jackson, Ky.,
of Tennessee; and Thomas Lynch, where they will play at the fair at
Quicksand, the University experigraduate of the University.
Independent research as well as ment station.
problems dealing with the Depart- schedule includes a
A two-da- y
performance
before the Jackson
ment of Revenue and the
Compensation
Cominis-- 1 Rotary Club.
The entire band will be present to
sion will be studied by the bureau
give the team moral support during
this year.
the St. Xavier game in Cincinnati
COL. PRICE ORDERED HERE
next week.
Unem-plcvme-

Mentors, 32 Varsity men Board
Train For Nashville, Scene Of

WILDCAT LEADERS

students signed for the
pushing the
to 3,433, only 24 short
record of
the

Second Series On

Meeting on River

MARTIN RETURNS

NEW SERIES NO. 3

yesterday,

5.

Baptist Student

mathematics.

AH

"We will probably break the pre
sent record by more than 100, was
the confident statement of the registrar's office after registering
closed for the day at 3:30 p. m. yes
terday.
Students will be permitted to
register for the first term until
Monday, September 27. Registra
tion is held from 2:30 to 3:30 p. m.
each day in the registrar'a office.
The total of 3,433 reached yester
day was 128 greater than the 3,305
that had signed at this time last
year.
This showed a slight drop In this
year's lead over last, although this
year's majority still remains above
100.
On last Monday this years
total was 131 more than the amount
for the same time last year.
The number signing this year has
remained approximately 100 above
last September's number all through
the registration period, according
to the registrar's office.
Belief that the present record
would be broken has prevailed in
the office despite the fact that NYA
appropriations have been slashed
more than half.
The all time high was set last
September when NYA help enticed
a record enrollment of students to
the University.
The regular three-d- ay
enrollment
period saw 3.217 students signing
for the first term of the Universitv.
This was 153 better than the number that enrolled during the same
period of time last September.
it it is set, the new record will be
in line with the growth of the University. The school's enrollment has
been increasing snice 1934-3The depression of 1932 resulted in
the University losing 800 students.

ADDRESS

of genetics. Fucceeding Prof. W.
has been assigned
to other duties.
Action taken by the group on appointments, resignations, and changes of employment was as follows:
The appointment of Maj. William
S. Barrett to replace Maj. Burton L.
Lucas as R.O.T.C. instructor was
approved, as were the appointments
of W. G. Haig as curator of the
museum of archaeology and anthropology. Miss Rhea Beard and Mrs.
J. W. May as critic teachers in education. Miss Stella Helton as instructor in home economics. Mrs.
Sarah Gilbert G arris as assistant
professor in library science. Miss
Florence Phillips as technician in
animal pathology, and Miss Mildred
Robards as librarian in the College
of Law during the absence of Mrs.
Annetta Davis.
Accepted were the resignations of
James B. Smathers. field agent in
cream grading; Sarah Whittinghill.
instructor in home economics, and
Rebecca AverilL instructor in physical education.
The committee awarded a sabat-ic- al
leave for the school year 1938-3- 9
to Bemie Shively of the department of physical education, and a
leave of absence for the second semester of the current school year
to Dr. C. G. Latimer, professor of

As to

21, 1J37

3,456.

KIWANIANS

S. Anderson, who

OF NEW RECORD

IJEAT VANDY

Kentucky Nails Aspirations
On Nine Vets, Two Rookies,
In Grid Bow Against Vandy

Until Monday,
Sept. 27

ks.

The contract for electrical wiring
of the building was awarded to the
Beltzhoover Electrical company of
Louisville on its bid of $7,430. This
company was given earlier contracts
for similar work in the student
union building and the central heating plant.
Other minor contracts that" were
awarded at the meeting are numbers 581 and 582, both for electrical
fixtures, the former to the F. D.
Lawrence Electrical company. Cincinnati for a bid of $1,041.50, and
the latter to the Arco Electrical
Supply Company, also of Cincinnati, far its bid of $669 50.
Contract number 630. for the
linoleum flooring of the ball room
in the Student Union Building, was
let to the R. W. Carmichael company of Lexington, on its bid of
$3,015. Number 631. for Mastic flooring of office corridors, and the gallery in the same building to the
Supply company,
Maintenance
Louisville, Louisville, for $5,585.

SHORT

Students Permitted to Sign

Wfiat was originally intended to
Final aproval for the awarding be the regular meeting of the Uni
of the general contract for the con- versity board of trustees last Tuesstruction of the University's new day was restricted to a sitting of
biological sciences building was the executive committee when mere
given to the J. A. Jones Construc- were not enough members present
to constitute a quorum. The comtion company of Charlotte, N. C, mittee convening in the office of
HEAR
on its bid of $109286, Tuesday at a President McVey. was presided over
meeting of the executive committee bv Judg R. C. Stoll. chairman.
In addition to considering PWA
of the board of trustees.
Construction of the edifice, which building program, the group moved WYNNE
and to express appreciation to The Lexwill house the laboratories
classrooms of the bacteriology and ington Herald and Leader for depositing back files of
other departments has begun. Of- newspapers in the school the local Football Coach Gives Reason
library.
ficials in charge of the designing
Why Kentucky Isn't One of
It was announced that Dr. J.
of the structure state that it should Holmes Martin will, effective OctoConference's
Outstanding
be completed prior to February 1. ber 1. become head of the depart-m1938.

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IS

NYA SLASH HALTS
LARGER ATTENDANCE

to

nt

ONLY

Chances of Breaking
Time High for
Enrollment

On Saturday night from 3
12 o'clock the last of the
all campus hops for several
weeks will be held.
Carl Gilpin and his orchestra will furnish the music and
there will be the usual six
The price of admission is twenty-fiv- e
cents per
couple.

Committee Takes Action on
Appointments and
Resignations

REGISTRATION

Registrar Optimistic

Hop
Scheduled For
Saturday Night
Two-b- it

MEETING CONVENES
IN McVEY'S OFFICE

Other Minor Contracts
Were Awarded at

All

OF KENTUCKY

UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XXVIII

ENEL

YEA KENTUCKY

ty

For Kentucky In
Past Battles

V

Coach chut

riPT toe irir.iv

Wye

At left is the Wildcat's football pundit who will send his forces
onto Dudley Field, Nashville, tomorrow, against Vanderbilt in the
wingman,
first of a ten problem schedule. At right is the
Joe Hagan, whose Irish valor will help stop the Commodores.
fire-hair-

AWS TO SPONSOR

Schedule For

CHORALSINGING

Kyian Pictures
Released

New Organization, Which Is
to Include Women Students
Interested in Music, Will
Meet Tuesday.
Under the auspices of the Associ
ation of Women Students, a new
choral club will be organized at the
first meeting to be held at 3 p. m.
on Tuesday, September 28, in the
Art Center.
Open to all women students interested in the art of choral singing, the club will have the consultant leadership of Prof. C. A. Lam-per- t,
Miss Mildred Lewis, and Dr.
Willem van de Wall of the Music

Department.
The purpose of the club is to foster interest and skill in group sing-in- ?
and choral leadership, and also
to give the student a cultural back-

9

o'clock.

Organizations

are urged to cooperate with
the following schedule.

Monday: Alpha Sigma Pht
Alpha Gamma Delta and
Lambda Chi Alpha.
Tuesday: Delta Tau Delta.
Zeta Tau Alpha, and Kappa
Sigma.
Alpha
Wednesday:
Tau
Omega, Kappa Kappa Gamma, and Delta Chi.
n.
Thursday: Sigma Phi
Kappa Delta) Phi Sigma Kappa.
Ep-silo-

Friday:

Phi Delta Theta,

Chi Omega, Kappa Alpha.

Saturday morning: Juniors
and seniors.

ground.
Although the club is open to all
women students with a "sociable
disposition, love for music, and a
speaking voice," any applicants who
are more acquainted with the art
of singing will be ace pc ted it was
announced in a bulletin of the music department. Experience in this
club will also help to qualify a singer for glee club membership.

Monday, October 4: Sigma
Alpha Epsilon, Delta Zeta.
Triangle.
Tuesday: Phi Kappa Tau,
Alpha Delta Theta, Alpha
Gamma Rho.
Wednesday:
Sigma Chi,
Alpha Xi Delta, Sigma Nu.
Thursday: Pi I'appa Alpha,
Delta Delta Delta.
Friday: Juniors and Seniors.

Leader Ad Contest
Won by Robinson!

niors.
Pictures
two weeks
ganization
individual

Saturday: Juniors and

Winner Is Graduate of UKy
Department of
Journalism
graduate of
"37, won the
violin, given by the
first prize, a $50
Lexington Leader's advertising contest, it was announced in thaf paper Wednesday.
When interviewed yesterday, she
stated she hadn't expected to win
the prize but she "had sat up one
nit;ht to work on the contest just
for the fun of it."
Miss Robinson is at present instructor of typing in the Department of Journalism.
She is in
charge of approximately 100 freshman pupils. Besides teaching typing
she also is a music instructors, having three pupils under her charge,
two piano and a violin pupil. The
violin Miss Robinson won will be
given to her violin pupil.
Virginia

Robinson,

the University, class of

M'VEY

SPEAKS

DURING FESTIVAL

Pictures for the 1938 Kentuckian will be taken beginning Monday, September 27,

at

Kentucky's snarling Wildcats, fed only vigorous practice
and Kittens during September, will climb abroad a Nashville-boun- d
train this morning, aimed at Dudley Field where
Coach Chet Wynne's pack will claw at the Vanderbilt Commodores tomorrow afternoon in the first collision planned by
the toughest schedule in Blue Grass archives.
This game, played on a foreign gridiron, marks the first
time in more than a decade, that a Kentucky team opened
its campaign away from Lexington. Maryville a Tennessee
Smoky Mountain school, usually supplies the local felines
pigskin entree.
Reports
concerning Vanderbilt
'power are at a minimum. The Com-

Se-

will be taken for
only and every orrequires that an
print be taken.

Extension Offers
Franklin Citizens
Sociology Course

Persons residing in Frankfort who
are desirous of taking a sociology
course but who are unable to leave
their work during the day will be
given the opportunity to do so
through the Extension department
of the University which is offering
course to be taught
a three-cred- it
in Frankfort by a member of the
faculty of the sociology department.
The first meeting of tv j class
will be at 7 o'clock, Monday evening, September 27, in the building occupied by the Department
of Welfare.
The day and hour for subsequent
meetings will be arranged to suit
the convenience of the class. The
PERSUING RIFLES
may
by any interTO HOLD MEETING course person be taken
regardless of previous
ested
training or experience, and may be
The Pershing Rifle company will used either for college credit or for
hold its first regular meeting Tuesday, Sept. 28, at 7 p. m. in Major
Morrow's classroom.
All actives are urged to be presAll-Woment, as he first sergeant of the
company will be elected for the
coming year.
non-cred- it.

Robinson Harvest Program
at Quicksand Includes All
Types Agricultural Products From .Mountains

For Manager
Positions
All first year men who wish
to try out for the position of
freshman ma:iaTer of the Kit"
ten football term please report at the weit gate of the
practice field any afternoon
from 3 to 4 p. m. See senior
manager Roben Ellison, Mack
Hughes, or Paul P.rbin. Every
applicant will b; jonsidered.

By KATHERINE CHRISTIE GUY
"Professor, won't there be any
boys in this class?"
So questioned a coy coed as she
gazed sadly around at the
contingent of the secretarial
practice class.
The professor awakening to the
situation glanced about the room,
scanned his roll, woefully shook his
,I
head and said, " No, Miss
regret that secretarial practice has
been overlooked by the young men
in this institution."
"It can't go on like this," lamented another fluttering female.
"We gotta do somthing." chimed
in a chorus of soprano voices.

6--

WLAP,

Lexington,

wilt

broadcast a play by play description of the KentocEy-Vanderbgame direct from

ilt

Pres. Frank L. McVey was the
principal
speaker on yesterday's
program of the Robinson Harvest
Festival held at Quicksand. Ky,
yesterday and today. A
band from tiie University, under
the direction of Prof. John Lewis.
also appeared on the program.
Dean Thomas Cooper of the Col
lege of Agriculture is presiding at
the festival, the twelfth annual ag
ricultural fair for Eastern Kentucky
held at the Quicksand Experiment
Substation.
All types of agricultural products
and home made articles from the
mountains of Eastern Kentucky will
be exhibited and entered in the fair.
A special program, including horse
shoe pitching contests, ballad sing
ing, a
Club parade, and the
awarding
of ribbons, has been
planned, it was announced in a bul
letin issued by the University Ex
periment station.
Festival Judges, from the exten
sion department of the College of
Agriculture, are Mrs. Helen M.
White. Miss Dorothy Threlkeld.
John S. Gardner. W. W. Magill, C.
E. Harris, and Grady Sellards.
Among the exhibits will be displays of grains, hays, tobacco, potatoes, vine crops, fruits, vegetables,
baked and canned goods and live
stock. Rugs, quilts, furniture, mo
lasses, soap, antiques, relics and ar- chelogical articles will be shown.
State and local health departments, the forestry service, soil con
servation and other institutions will
participate in the fair.
Other Lexington people who plan
to attend the fair include Mrs. Mc
Vey, Dr. T. W. Rainey, and several
members of the faculty of the College of Agriculture! who will act
as judges of the farm and home
exhibits and livestock.
4-- H

GRADUATE RECEIVES JOB

Frances Williams, who received
her A. B. degree in sociology last
June, has accepted a position in the
sociology department as assistant
sociologist and as secretary to Dr.
Harry Best.
IIORLACHER ATTENDS MEET
L. J. Horlacher, professor of animal husbandry in the College of
Agriculture, is attending the annual
Swine Day program today at Purdue University, Lafayette, Ind. Tomorrow, he will judge livestock at

Dudley Feld. Nashville. Ted
Griizard and Ed Ash ford will
man the microphone. The
broadcast will begin at t.U
p. dl, the game at 2:30.
. Mystery and secrecy cloud both
camps. Vandy informs that several
players are on the casulty list. But
Coach Wynne can match the
injury for injury. Among
the Wildcat first stringers fettered
by body damages are Bob and Dam-ero- n
Davis, both playing host to unstable knees: Red Simpson, bent
ankle; Dick Robinson, broken Anger; and Joe Bosse lopsided
shoulder.
Kentucky and Vanderbilt have
met 15 times since 1896. Never have
the Wildcats beaten Vandy. al- y.
though in 1919 they fought score-lesslOnly four times since the
series started have the Kentuckians
scored touchdowns on the Commodores. The last time the teams
scrimmaged was in 1928 when the
downed Kentucky, 14-- 7.
History shows that Vandy holds
the invincible jinx on the Blue
Grass Blades.
With the exception of the guard
posts Coach Wynne will send a veteran line-u- p
into the fray. Sophomores Sydnor and Splckard will
make their intercollegiate bow tomorrow. Capt. Joe Hagan and Lexington's Larry Garland will flank
the line. Garland has ousted Duke
Ellington, last year's regular left
end. from the starting eleven. Joe
Bosse and Wendell Skaggs. tackles,
are seasoned veterans. Sydnor and
Spickard, guards, are brilliant on
defense.
Sherman Hinkebeift, at
center, will try to make up for the
graduated great. Gene Myers.
In the backfield, Dick Robinson
will be the ringleader in the huddle.
Bob Davis and Tommy Coleman
will be the scoring halfback punch,
and Elmore Simpson will turn in
game at fullhis
back,
S. A. "Daddy" Boles, graduate director of athletics, is especially anxious for Kentucky to win this game.
"Daddy" coached at Texas Christian University in 1913 and one of
his teams defeated Southern Methodist, then under the guidance of
lt.
Rav Morrison, now coach at
Nash-villia-

ns.

Van-drbi-

The Wildcats have worked assiduously since September 1 for the
game. They are in mental prime and
Ky.
might dedicate the season with a
startling upset.
Coach Wynne announced that he
en
will take to Nashville a squad of 33
men. In addition to the starting
eleven, others to make the trip are:
Dam-erHodge. Kennedy, fullbacks;
Davis. Wadlington, Jackowskl,
Curtis, halfbacks; Sherman, ShepRecalling the old maid prayer, herd, quarterbacks; Black, Parda,
Vires
"Lord, please send me a man, any centers: HalL Boaz, Frit
man will do," the professor sug- guards; Tracey. Linden, Brown, tackles; R. Ellington, McCubbin, Philgested prayer.
lips, ends.
There was a moment of silence as
the prof searched through his notes.
MORE LAND RETURNS
Indignation rose in the hearts of
all present except the prof. No
Prof. Roy Moreland
boys in the class. A crime and a to the University afterhas returned
spending a
shame. What are we going to col- year as research fellow at the Harlege for?
vard Law college. While at HarSuddenly the floor opened a boy vard he also did special work in the
entered and took a seat.
field of Criminology under ProfesSecretarial practice 14a settled sors Sheldon Glueoh and Sam Bass
down to the process of dutifully Warner.
This will complete Mr.
learning the technique and skill of Moreland's eleventh year as an inbusiness science.
structor in the law college.
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modores speak the same complaint.
Both teams possess reputations and
of the
therein lies the gate-gett-er
clash.
Because both aggregations have
been branded "Dark Horse," the
rivals will kick off at even money
or with Vanderbilt about a 5 fa- vorite.

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changed to "Colonel Of The Week.
is logical enough. You sec' the committee
thange
has refused to vouch for the sex of the selected
one, hut campus celebrities aren't wonied. They
still give two steak dinners.

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y hadn't occurred to us that the freshmen girls were iipish until the other evening.
We were talking with a friend of ours almtit the
thing and it seems that this friend has had considerable difficulty in getting any of them to
sK-ato him on the campus. This friend of ours
is attiartive enough and it really seems a shame
iliat he is lx ing neglected in this alloc iotis manner. He swears that he docs not sjieak in an offensive tone and also assures us that he doesn't
raise his eyebrow a fraction. This is indeed a
deplorable state of affairs. Wc suggest that all
freshmen girls le on the lookout for ihis chap
and that they at least nod. He is blonde, has
curly hair, and his name is John Morgan.
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woil. Iiis way through
upcollege is
on as a martyr who
foiesook leisure anil deviation for die manly
en
The psuedo-glamo- r
fclory of
circling such a lalxircr attracts many collegians
into the class of "men who woiked their way
through college."
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SIMILE OF THE WEEK:
Our Tuesday's column was as anonymous as
a diity joke. (And it wasn't very funny.)
Some Advice To Girls On How To Be
Successful On Dales:
1. Don't stall him off too long... he might
not come around again.
2. When he asks for a kiss, don't say, "You'll
sjxil my makeup."
3. Wear a nicely flavored lipstick. . .and
one that comes off. He likes to show it to
the boys, accidentally of course, when he gets
back to the house.
4. Don't order milk, when the others are
At least drink coffee. . .he'll
having high-ballstay nicer longer if you do.
5. Don't talk about the fellows you go out
with when you're at home. They don't like that

The Kernel is not condemning any student
who, to gain an education, is forced by financial
activity in
i iicu instances to seek
work. But there are a
numler of students who unnecessarily toil to
earn spare caslr.
This leads to two difficulties. Many times the
student's health will crack under the strain of
academic and monetary pursuit. Secondly, the
employer, often with his eye on greater profits, cither.
6. Don't talk while you're dancing, he is trysigns up collegians who for a maximum of work
ing to impress you with his rhythm and grace,
receive a minimum of wage. Knowing the col
lrgian is usually desperate for salary, the mer- not his ability as a conversationalist.
7. And above everything, be nice to the poor
chant will often offer 1iim hard tasks and a nig
sucker, after all it's his money!
gardly compensation.
Educators Lave all agreed that obtaining a
Having found it utterly impossible to preserve
education is a man
complete techno-culturan air of insouciance when our date whips out
sied job. Otrtside work interferes with a stu
dent's eager qwest for knowledge. It destroys a a compact and proceeds to retouch her face after
r
dinner, we have, at long last, disKTson's ihanctes of acquiring a good position a
covered a method of curbing this indelicate
with a firm when he graduates.
Our advice to freshmen and upperclassmen is, practice. The next time your date produces her
in a public place, don't cough, or
unless you absolutely must work your way
it. Employers will look into your coffee, and you needn't reprithrough college, don't do
seaetly label uc, unskilled labor, and pay you mand her either. Simply take a razor, a shaving
brush, and a little soap out of your okct, laththe wages ordinarily given to this class.
er your face thoroughly and shave. This method
is the quintessence of sublety and if she fails to
Tomorrow after- - realize its significance, then you might as well
Best Wishes
1 noon at Dudley give up.
Today is Friday, go ahead and eat fish. Your
To The
field in Nashville,
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roommate probably will anyhow.
Tennessee, the Uni
Wildcats
extra-curricul-

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two-dola-

make-up-k-

versity Wildcats will
debut. They go into the
make their 1937-3fray heralded as a teaun of mystery from whom
too much is not to be expected. This is not offered to the students