THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
who can afford them.
The keeper's favorite class is Mr.
r'arquhar's sixth hour Shakespeare
because he can carry the book in his
Heard at Union station, Louisville,
as a university contingent was coming
in from tin; holidays: "Hey, porter,
set that bag down easy!" We presume the boy was bringing phonograph records back for the edification of the brothers.
Squirrel Food was eliminated last It was quite a relief, wasn't it, to pet
week because the keeper was recup- back to school and rest up ; Vacaerating: from a strenuous Easter va- tions are nice things to get back from.
cation and did not wake up in time
to function in his customary capacity.
Another Medal for Llndy
We nominate for our own particular Hall of Fame, Col. Charles A.
Lindbergh because he came to Lck- ington without seeing Man o' War.
For the College Boy and
Beginning next week, Squirrel
Food, with no intention of imitating
the Lexington Herald or anyone else,
will print a series of "Campus History" articles compiled by the keeper
After the sircnuous preparation for during his four years at this, our
the government inspection, the jun- Alma Mater. These are humorous
ior officers of the R. 0. T. C. regi- anecdotes of campus happenings and
ment began to believe in the war-tim- e
many of them concern intimate phasgrowl of disgruntled doughboys, that es of the lives of well known campus
"God made Hell for second lieuten- characters. None of them have ever
appeared in print before and we sincerely hope they never will again.
Don't miss the first of the series in
New spring suits in the grays and next week's Kernel.
lighter browns will be worn by those
SHOE SHINES THAT PLEASE
SERVICE and SATISFACTION
Shoe Shine Co.
The dumbest freshman we have
found wanted to know where the visiting teams stayed while the rifle
matches were being fired.
Prizes Are Won by
"Say It Better"
We Specialize in Corsages and Cut Flowers
ORDERS TAKEN NOW
Four Lexington Senior High school
students won high places in the Kentucky section of the annual essay contest of the American Chemical Society. Thomas Moore and Eldred Calkins won first places, and will receive
$20 each and have their essays entered in the national contest, where
owners of the best essays will receive scholarships to Yale University
or Vassar College.
honorable mention were won by Miss
Elizabeth Poole and
Phoenix Hotel Building
Other first prize winners were Miss
Karlen Meyers, Miss Mary Hebden
and Paul S. Pate, all of LouisvUle,
and Miss Francesca Allen, of Padu-ca-
120 EAST MAIN STREET
Other winners of second place or
honorable mention were Robert
and Miss Mary Lou Davis,
Miss Frances Ives, Louisville,
and Milton S. Lycan, Louisa.
essays were entered in
the contest. Prof. Howell Spears, of
the University of Kentucky, was
chairman of the committee. He was
assisted by the following judges: A.
J. Zimmerman, Miss Lelah Gault, E.
C. Johnson, L. N. Fergus, and George
Roberts, all of the University of Kentucky; V. F. Payne, Transylvania
University; R. J. Kaufman, and A:
V. Homberger, university of Louisville; C. V. Williams and A. J. Snyder, Louisville chemists, and W. J.
Craig and C. P. McNally, of the West
ern State Normal, Bowling Green.
Change a Room
Heywood Broun Favors
Ruffled Curtains, white or
ecru or cream, plain or with
colored ruffles. New
Rayon Valance in orchid, blue, rose and jade 69c
yard new cretonnes in gorgeous patterns and colors,
Heywood Broun, nationally famous
columnist magazine contributor, who
is considered as having the largest
personal following in New York, was
interviewed by the New York University Daily News. Asked about coeducation he told" a reporter:
and hear"I'm strong for the
tily believe in
it's the best thing for colleges. It's
college man to have
preferable for the
association with women in the college than outside of it. When there
is no opportunity within the college,
the men will go outside and associate
with women on a lower intellectual
and social standing. And they often
show a preference for waitresses.
"The monastic idea, of purely men's
colleges, is all wrong! I can't see
them at all."
Everything to Brighten
Open a Charge
Elect M. E. Mattox
lege, led a discussion on "What Can
the Registrar Do to Reduce Poor
"The Point System:
Its Advantages and Disadvantages,"
College was discussed by Mrs. Hester. Mrs.
Eastern State Teachers
Helen Stanley addressed the meeting
Official Honored by
on "What Information Should the
Registrar's Office Be Able toGive on
Short Notice?" "How May RegisM. E. Mattox, registrar of Eastern
State Teachers College, Richmond, tration Be Speeded Up?" was the
was elected president of the south-- ! subject of a discussion led by .1. I
central branch of the American As- Chambers, dean of Morehead State
sociation of Collegiate Registrars at NormaL Warren Peyton, director of
the final session of a convention held certification. State Department of
last Friday and Saturday at the Uni-- ) Education. Frankfort, spoke on ''Certification on Credentials."
Mrs. Cleo GiJiis Hester, registrar
of Murray State Teachers College,
Teacher: "Johnny, did you write;
An English Sparrow Visits Mayor Thompson
was named secretary of the associa-- 1 Teacher is a fool on the blackOhio State Sun Dial.
The final session began at 9 o'clock
Saturday at which time James More-lanTeacher: "I am glad you are
troit on an inspection trip of the Genregistrar of Georgetown Col
eral Motors proving ground and the
factory of the Pontiac Motor Car
Company, and at luncheon were the
guests of the General Motors Cor
NELL OSBORNE BEAUTY
poration. In the evening the U. of K.
alumni of Detroit gave a banquet in
The toastmaster was
2nd Floor J. D. Purccir
E. H. Clark, a heating and ventilating
Aeroplane engineer. speauers were: reuerai
Ford Automobile and
Judge Ira C. Jaynes; Thomas Steven
Our new Vapor Steam PerPlant Is Interesting Stop
son, member of the class; Prof. H. C.
Anderson and Dean Mortimer E.
Waves and Rewaves any texCoolev, both of the College of Engi
UNIVERSITY BOYS SEE
neering, University of Michigan; W.
ture of hair. Waving also
U. S. RUBBER COMPANY A. Rowe, chief engineer of the Amerdone by the Nestle Circuline
ican Blower Company, and Dean F.
Kentuckians Are Shown Lamp Paul Anderson, who accompanied the
Method. Free advice given
Department of General
boys on the tour.
by a Graduate Beautician.
Electric in Buffalo
The traveling engineers left De
troit Saturday night, April 7, for BufThe senior engineers of the Uni- falo, N. Y.
When the engineers
of their trip reached Buffalo they were brought
versity, in the midst
through the East, have visited power into contact with something other
plants, automobile factories, filtration than power plants, automobile factor
plants, mail order firms, electric com- ies, filtration plants, or any of the
panies, radiator companies, metal other industries dependent on engimanufacturing companies, lithograph- neering. They were treated to a trip
ing companies, and everything which through the factory of the Larkin
is dependent for its existence on en- Company, a large mail order firm
which manufactures the greater por
According to reports received from tion of its merchandise. Among the
H. L. Bobson, H. M. Otto, Robert K. items of interest in this plant were
Dobson and W. P. Clark, senior en- enormous kettles several stories high
gineers' inspection tour, the trip is used for boiling soap, the enormous
affording a very interesting, as well amounts of shaving cream, tooth
as amusing, vacation for the engi- paste, face lotions, and pills manufacneers. The trip, which is an annual tured and packed, and numerous other
event, is being conducted by Dean F. pharmaceutical preparations.
The evening in Buffalo was spent in
The following log account has been visiting the Buffalo lamp works divisWhere else could you get such a
received from Detroit: "Arrived here ion of the General Electric Company
thoroughly delightful Sunday
at 7:25 a. m., April 5. Went to
This factory is devoted entirely to the
Went manufacture of miniature lamps, of
hotel for breakfast.
Dinner . . . served in such a
busto Ford Motor Company plant
which it makes daily
ses provided by the American Bar million, which include Christmas tree
quiet, unobtrusive manner . . .
Under per- and automobile lamps.
and Foundry Company.
and in sluch pleasant surroundsonal direction of Mr. Ash, a close
Still is Buffalo on Wednesday the
friend of Mr. Ford, visited the power men were taken in busses to the Bond
ings . . . except at the Canary
house which is one of the latest im- plant of the American Radiator Comprovements in steam generation and pany, where they inspected the imCottage . . . for
mense foundry which pours 810 tons
"Then dodged through a maze of of metal daily this is the largest
Fords and Fordsons to the factory grey iron foundry in the world. After
proper where wholesale production of the inspection the men were guests of
the integral part goes on at a ter- the company at luncheon, following
Then to the assembly which the party was taken by bus to
plant and watched Fords literally the American Brass Company, which
up before one's eyes at the
manufactures copper and brass pipe,
Then sheet metal of all kinds, and copper,
rate of 2,000 cars a day.
through the rolling mills and iron brass, and bronze ribbon.
Thursday, their last day in Buf"Had lunch at the Ford plant and falo, the boys visited the American
proceeded to the Ford airport and Lithographing Company, Buffalo Conwatched the construction of
sistory, Albright Art Gallery, and the
planes, steel construction being Buffalo Historical Society building.
used for all parts. Posed for a pic- They were entertained
with a lunchture and then back to the hotel and eon at the Buffalo Forge Company,
so to Canada."
which they inspected the comFriday the engineers visited the after plant.
American Bar and Foundry Company,
A banquet was given in their honor
the largest manufacturers of gas at the Chamber of Commerce by the
engine valves and carbureters in the Buffalo alumni Thursday night, imworld.
mediately following which the party
The new "de luxe" model was the disbanded, about half leaving
chief attraction at the Lincoln Motor ington and the other half for New
plant. The party was shown through York City.
the plant by the official custodian
who spent considerable time in dis
cussing the various things of interest
giving a great deal to the history of
In the afternoon the engineers vis
ited the United States Rubber Com
pany, famous manufacturers of cord
tires. The process was demonstrated
with moulds under 12,000 pounds
pressure. The next visit was paid to
the filtration plant of the Detroit
The day's tour was completed with
a drive over to the famed Belle Isle
along the shore road to Lake St.
Claire and back on the Canadian side
That night at 5:30, Lexington time
Dean Anderson delivered an address
over radio station WJR at the
hotel in Detroit. A number
of Lexington people reported hearing
The class spent Saturday in De- i
ON EASTERN TRIP
That New Suit feeling may
only come, like a birthday,
once a year
suit to use frequently will
bring you many happy
turns of the day.
Hair Braids Are Beautiful
P A .OU
and blend with lovely contours
The great outstanding characteristic of the 1928 fashion is
FEMINITY so it follows naturally
that Hair Braids have great fashion importance . . . Their sheer,
lacy, feminine texture softens the
profile and adds new charms to
In all the
The new Hair Braids are demurely feminine in the wide brim
chicly feminine in the
small brim effects.
Every article sent home in
In the pastel shades
BUTTONS SEWED ON
And also in Black
"Cleanen, That Satisfy'
212 S. Limestone St.
You'll regret it
If you miss the
Monday, April 23
9:30 'till 1:00
and his Phoenix Hotel
A Purse of S50 will be
awarded Lexington's Best
Dressed Man by a committee of local merchants.
Soft Straw Braids
Here are the hats at a price within reach oft eyerjy
girl! And wait until you see them Saturday!
You'll want more than one for they
were made to sell for much
more than this low