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Robert VanPelt '26

but it would welcome any move upon
the part of any clement of students
whose purpose was to eliminate fra
ternity politics from the field of ath- le'tics.
However, it docs feel at
th s particular time, on the very eve
of the assembling
of the Kentucky
legislature, before which the Univcr- stt. niifnntttd In nrncnnt rlnmift fnr
financial assistance, that it would be
unfortunate indeed for such strife as
this fight would precipitate, to arise.
By all means if we ate to have a recontencrudescence of this
tion let us confine the washing of our
dirty linen to our own campus and not
permit the issue to reach the legislature by way of the introduction of a
bill to eliminate fraternities from Universities and collgcs of this state as
we have been unofficially informed
might be the ultimate result of this
unfortunate issue.

NEWS EDITOR
Betty Barbour '25

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KERNEL
the earliest practice date for football
also was passed.
The regulation of college athletes'
participation in summer baseball and
the definition of a professional team
long a much discussed subject in conference meetings, occupied the major
part of the 192.1 meeting. A plan, proposed by the Constitution Committee,
of which Doctor Funkhouscr is chairman, adopted by the Conference, de
fined a professional team as one which
played three games a week, and prohibited college men from taking part
played by such teams,
in contests
without losing their standing as an
amateur and their right to take part
in any intercollegiate sport.
K
LOST Silver fountain pen, near
University campus. Reward if return
ed to Mary Catherine Gormley. 412
Linden Walk.

mit a plan that will put a permanent
quietus on William Jennings Bryan.
A diligent perusal of the 1923 basketball regulations reveals that njth-in- g
therein requires women ha&kctbalt
players to wear the same attire as

OPERA

MARTHA

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appeared as "Martha" with all the
grace and charm that difficult role demanded.
Miss Josephine Frazcr, of Paducah,
who took the lead as "Erminie"' in
the opera last year, chatkiicd all those
who heard her sing the part of "Nan
cy," the irrcsistablc little waiting maid
to Lady Harriet Durham.
The role of "Lionel," the aristocratic
but humble suitor of "Martha" was
handled with grace and skill by Rob
The 1924 Kcntuckiam subert Clem.
scription contest started SaturIn Elmer Barker, who represented
day. Buy yours now.
the wealthy, ambitious "Plunkett," the
Music Department presented one of
the finest bass voices that has been
heard here in an amateur performance A little moonlight now and then
In grace, dignity and action, he met Marries off the best of men.
The Torch.
every Acquirement of his role.
With J. W. McDonald as the sheriff
t
of Richmond and Elbert DeCoursey as MMM M M
Mickleford, an excep
Sir Tristran
tionally worthy cast was rounded
out.
The leading figures in the cast of
the opera follows:
Take home a University
Music, directed by Prof. Carl A.

College editors frequently vent their
wrath upon students for their wholesale murder of the English language.
The barbarous slaughter, they point
out, of participles, correlatives and pronouns is surpassed in cruchy only by
ADVERTISING MANAGER
Edward F. Goodson, '26
the overwork of poor defenseless adjectives. It seems that while English
CIRCULATION MANAGER
is the mother tongue, the mother, if
Clifton Thompson '26
she were to visit our universities she
REPORTERS:
would never recognize her American
Louise Burka '25
Curtis Buehler '26
offspring. Yet, while selection of lanEugenia O'Hara '26
Frances Lee '26
Margaret VanMeter '24 Virginia Kelley '26 guage is undoubtedly a matter
of
Rachelle
Shackkafai
Judith Yungfalut '24
Kmmett Milward '26 clamoring insistence, it seems to us
Jim Baughman '25
Margaret Chenault '25
Robt. Mitchell '25
that a modicum of importance should
Georgene Kirk '26
Robert Lawless '25
Nancy Stephenson 24 be attached to the more discriminaPercy Beard '26
LampcKt.
tive selection of subject matter.
Catt of Character:
Presa ol Commercial Printing Company
Maid of
Durham,
Ladv Harriet
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pro Honor to Queen Anne Margaret
Aside from the
pensity of students for ribald anec- Owens.
Nancy, her waithing maid Jose
dotes and juicy narratives, there ap
WATCH YOUR STEP
pears to be a general inclination for ohine Frazer.
conversation of no early consequence
Sir Tristan Mickleford, Lady HarProbably the best medium for the It was our recent affliction to hear an riet's cousin Elbert DaCoursey.
ideas is interminable controversy as to the rel
dissemination of
Plunket., a wealthy young farmer
A year ative merits of Sady Coggs and BesElmer Barker.
the college undergraduate.
Lionel, his adopted brother (afteror two spent in a state university af- sie Jones, who i9 seemed were the
fords ample time for the acquisition leadine social lights back in Nicholas wards, Earl of Derby) Robert B.
of a half dozen startling theories, burg, Ky. After five hours of furious Clem.
which the erudite undergraduate hopes forensics, it was decided that Bessie
The Sheriff of Richmond J. W.
to propound while on his vacation as had the prettiesf legs, but Sady had a MacDonald.
proof of his recent sojourn in an in- slight advantage in facial topography.
Cast directed by Dan Morse.
stitution for the dispensation off the
Chorus:
higher "dope." The home folk unadmit, exercise
Sopranos Mary Daniel, Mary F.
we must
doubtedly will foe impressed, but as a better taste in selecting thetr topics Davidson, Elizabeth Gasser, Ruth
consequence there may be raised in A orominent university professor has Todd, Marianna Reynolds, Jeanette
Stehbins, Lillian
their minds a considerable doufbt as to , tabulated the talk of college women, Lampert, Dorothy
the efficacy of an expensive college ed and arrives at the conclusion mat
Rasch, Ruth Kennedy, Marie Pfeif-e- r.
'
ucation.
Grace Archer, Janet McVey, Sue
per cent of their talk concerns itself
More than a thousand students will with men. Now this is entirely grati Renaker, Edwina Morrow, Dorothy
journey to all parts of the state next fying to us men, tout it brings up the Hurmphrey, Lenora Donovan, Lelia
Thursday,
the troublesome question of what s a col- Stroker, La Verne Lester.
thus broadcasting
Fannie
Lalley,
name and ideals of the University of lege for?
Altos
Janet
Kentucky.
But without wishing to
Daines Metcalf, Katherine McGurk,
appear pa'ternafl, the Kernel would
Elizabeth Morris,
But the two evils of atrocious lan- Marcia Lampert,
like to remind home going students guage and inconsequential subject mat- Mary Lee Taylor, Edith Skidmore,
Martin, Josethat the ideals dislodge, with ideas
ter go hand in hand. It is almost pa- Jeanette Ellison, Pearl
gathered at this institution, the beliefs
Mary Matilda Beard.
to see a big subject wrapped in phine Ellison,
thetic
of mature men and women.
First TenorsSam B. Adams, E. J.
the swaddling clothes of the infantile
Otherwise, the Kernel wishes every- English. A young southern, woman, Asher, H. S. Turner, Frank Brown.
body a generous Santa Claus, a New reputedly a poet, was moved to flights
Second Tenors J. R. McClure,
E. P.
Year free from resolution's and a darn
by the recent death of War- Karl Hohman, O. H. Lambert,
of poesy
good time.
Harding's Tichenor, Frank Berry, I. Berry.
ren G. Harding. President
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First Bass S. R. Hill, Frederic
death was entirely worthy of poetic
ATHLETICS AND "FRATS"
comment, but why should he be eulo- Epley, T. G. Rumiberger.
Second bass Ed Goodson, Forest
gized in illiterate verse? She said in
Mercer, H. B. Moore, Paul W? MatIn another column appears a refer- part:
hews, Adrian Terrell, Charles Walte.
ence to proceedings of a meeting of
"Thank God there are no politic!
Kennedy, Dorothy
Maids Ruth
certain of the student body in chapel on
In grief for our Nation's dead."
Humphrey, Edwinia Morrow, Lelia
Wednesday night. The purpose of the
Even Miss Margie's freshmen jourJosephine Ellison, Mary M.
meeting as far as we are aible to as- nalists know that the noun "politics" Stroker,
Beard, Pearl Martin, Mancia Lamcertain was to set on foot a movement is singular in number a'n consequently
to correct certain evils in the student requires a singular verb. The young pert.
"Mollie Pitt" Josephine Ellison.
body which men who do not belong lady was undoubtedly
moved by
"Polly Smith" Janet Lampert.
to the fraternities insist have been fos- worthy emotions, but in view of the
''Betsy Witt" Leorora Donovan.
tered by fraternities.
The informafact that President Harding was a
"Farmer's Wife" Sue Renaker.
tion which comes to us is what precipi- very capable newspaper man, it is hard
"Footman"
Joe Walter.
tated the meeting was the conviction to believe that he would have appre"First Bidder" Beverly Mann.
part of many students that ciated the foregoing
xipon the
specimen of
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fraternity politics had damaged the elegiac verse.
HAM .CUTS KITTEN
BURN
chances of the Wildcat team for success on the football field.
illiteracy
Kentucky's colossal
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The Kernel prefers to leave the truth
us from crediting the statement
or falsity of these charges in the
policeman recently arhands of such University authorities that a Boston
McClure, Phelps, Polsgrove,
for using a split infini- han,
as may be charged with the duty of rested a man
Rice, Ruby, Rumberger, Scrivein the
correcting the evils complained of. It tive and a dangling modifier
ner, Scott, Sehlinger, Stanley, Stewwould regret to see the fraternity and same sentence.
art, Stevenson, K. L. Smith, W.
fight that has existed
Smith, J. C. Wallace, Sid Wallace,
The most miserable day we ever Wetherby, Wilder, Willis and Wright.
in universities for half a century revived upon this campus. We believe spent was in Danville, Ky. Yet
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that the only effect ultimately, such Coach Moran stays there a whole seaS. I. C. CHANGES NAME TO
a movement would have, would be to son for $500.
personal hostilities without
accentuate
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affecting any possible result. The
If Professor Jones' plan to quiet the
Kernel is not speaking as a fraternity warring nation's wins the Bok peice
organ; it holds no briuf for either side, prize, we're going to ask him to sub- - ting I'lie first Monday of September as
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