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Graham, Jo Hazel MdWhortcr, Martha Duncan, Edith King, Lucille
Hutchiiis, Mary Louise Norman, Lil
lian Rasch, Mary Doty, Daytlc Casncr,
Society Calendar
Lucille Arnold,
Thclma Ellis and
Friday, Dec. 14 Chi Omega Pledges
Elizabeth Shea.
at Pat
entertain with
Invitations were sent to the men of
terson Hall.
the University of Kentucky and Tran
Saturday, Dec. IS Delta Delta Delta
sylvania CoHcge.
Pledges' entertain with a
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Was That Sombody You?
Somebody signed a pledge,
Testing his purse to utmost edg,
Sombody paid it thruout the year,
Brightening the world with christian
cheer,
Was that somebody you? Was that
somebody you?

Somebody handed cheerfully in
Money to help God's cause to win.
Somebody kept his proinisa to pay,
"I wonder if my 'little boy knows Writing each check on schedule day.
how many seconds there arc in a min Was that somdbdoy you? Was that
ute?"
somebody you?
"Do you mean a minute, mother,
n
or one of those great big
Somebody's pledge was only a scrap,
utcs?" Boston Transcript.
Paper that had no value, mayhap,
1?
Somebody's soul grew shrvelcd and
A FAMILY AFFAIR
small,
Failing, he grieved the Lord of all.
"Did you give the penny to the Was that somebody you? Was .ha'
monkey dear?"
somebody you?
"Yes, mamma.'
"And what did the monkey do with
Brown's young wife who is not
it?"
especially sweet tempered, asked her
"He gave it to his father, who play lord and master for $100.
ed the organ." Exchange.
"I'd like to let you have it, my
dear," 'he began, "but the fact is I
SWAMPED BY DEGREES
have to take up a note for $200 this
afternoon."
"Oh, very well, Richard," said his
We can conceive of no more pathetic figure than Marshal Foch try- wife with ominous calm, "if you think
ing to explain to the folks at home the man who holds the not can make
the meaning of those various college it any hotter for you than I can, why
degrees that have been thrust upon do as you say."
She got the money.
him. 'Buffalo Express.

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The Home Economics and Agricul
tural students of the University of
Kentucky entertained with a dance at
the University gymnasium Saturday
evening. Tihc dance was called the
"Homc-Eckcr- s
Hop." The University
colors, 'blue and white, were used for
decorations. Music was furnished by
the Alpha Gamma Epsilon orchestra.
This was the first of a scries of entertainments that the Agricultural Society is planning to give this school
year, and one that they propose to
make an annual occurrence.
Homie-Ecke-

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Delta Chi Banquet
members of the Delta Chi fraThe
ternity entertained Saturday evening
with a banquet at the Phoenix Hotel
in the palm room in honor of the four
captains of athletic teams at the University who are menibers of the fraternity, and for Mr. James Cammack,
who is a senior and a member of the
football squad.
The guests of honor were Captain
Curtis Sanders, of the football team;
Captain Marion Gorman, of the track
team; Captain Paul Rouse, of the baseball team, and Captain Charles Spill-maof the tennis team.
Covers were laid for the following
members of the active chapter:
Messrs. Ryan Ringo, Curtis Sanders,
Marion Gorman, H. H. Chidsey, Tyler
Paul
Munford, James'' Cammack,
Rouse, Charles Sprllman, Roscoe
Cross, Zach Taylor, C. M. Blocher,
Winfrey Bilaclcburn, P. K. Stewart, A.
Far-rVV. Thompson, Joe Johnson, Pat
T. Bearld, Eugene Cochran, John
P.
l,
Elkins, Elwood Farra, William
Cedric Knickerbocker, Bowen
Nelson, Laville Wilhoit, Robert
and pledges,
D. S. Mclntire;
Messrs. Harry Dent, Edwin Smith,
Gilbert Graves, Walten HaH and
James Kittrell; and alumni, Messrs.
L.
J. O. Reynolds, Goodson Reynolds,
L. Hanks, J. J .McBrayer, W. H.
Townsend, James Farmer, Warren
W. J. Nichols and Professor
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K
TELLS TEMPARATURE
Manious "Did you hear how my
dog died?"
Money is a thermometer.
It tells
Norton "I suppose he swallowed a
the temperature of the soul. When
tape measure and died by the inch?"
Manious "No, he went up the alley the soul burns with ardent love for
and died by the yard."
God, the money goes heavenward in
generous amounts; but when the soul
A Recipie to Make Christmas Merry. is cold in covetousness and ignor
Mix a bushel of smiles with a bushel ance, the money drops into the low
of good wishes. Throw in a barrel of
places of selfishness and worldly ensincere friendliness, add a score of
Fill the remaining space deavor. F. A. Agar.
handshakes.
with good deeds. Pack each ingredEducation is learning what you
ient with warm christian love. Stir it
well with prayer. Then serve in large want, knowing where to get it and
learning what to do with it after you
quantities to every one you meet.
get it.
guy I'm layin' for," . Sigma: "I know a fellow who carsaid the hen as the farmer crossed the ries his girl's picture in his watch
barnyard.
case."

Nu: "Why?"
It was a deathbed scene. The directy
Sigma: "Because he thinks he can
season held Saturday afternoon from tor appeared dissatisfied with the
learn to love her in time."
of the
acting. "Come on," he bawled
3 to 6 o'clock in the ball room
U. of N. Sabebrush.
Lafayette Hotel. The lights were dec- out, "put more life into your dying."
in
orated with Christmas symbols
orchesgreen and red, and a
A telephone pole never hits an autotra furnished the music.
Ex.
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The chaperones were Colonel Geo.
and Mrs. Marvin
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Alpha Delta Theta Dance
The members of the active chapter
and pledges of Alpha Delta Theta
fraternity were hosts Friday afternoon
for one of the most delightful tea
dances pf the season at Patterson Hall.
The room was decorated with crepe
the
pa,pei in Christmas colors, and
windows held miniature Christmas
trees banked with cotton and diamond
dust. The favors for the men were
paper hats, and for the girls there were
Japanese fans to be worn in the hair:
Fruit punch was served.
The hosts were: Misses Virginia
Corbin, Lucy Wilson, Gladys Martin,
Nell Naland, Mary Homer Tucker,
Mary Charles Loving, Mayjbell Collier,
Edith Howerton, Anna Dell
Gladys McWhorter,
Sohoonmaker,
Nellie Clay Corbin, Virginia Heizer,
Hamilton,
Virginia Bocook, Patsy
Edith Owen Sisk, Clarice Day, Elizabeth Farmer, Margaret Cole, Esther
Haggard, Sarah Cole and Laura Bell
Smith.
The guests present were the three
patrons, Mrs. S. A. Boles, Miss Nellie
Card and Miss Margaret Horsfield,
and Misses Mary Peterson, Carolyn
Bascom, Ann Shropshire, Elizabeth
Steele, Lucille Stillwell, Norma Carter, Kathleen Edwards, Iva Dudgeon,
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