xt7fn29p5n0s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7fn29p5n0s/data/mets.xml The Kentucky Kernel Kentucky -- Lexington The Kentucky Kernel 1979-02-19 Earlier Titles: Idea of University of Kentucky, The State College Cadet newspapers  English   Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel  The Kentucky Kernel, February 19, 1979 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 19, 1979 1979 1979-02-19 2020 true xt7fn29p5n0s section xt7fn29p5n0s \‘ol. l..\'\l, No. I08 Ker e] l'niversity of Kentucky
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' k ' V H By DEBBIE MCDANII-ll. be lower under a mandatory system. (iciieral I'und base of support.andthe costs shotild be shared between
' ‘. . . (‘upy Iditor Assuming the iini\ersit_\‘s general health fee was increased from Sll to students and the liniyersity by
/ . 1 fund support remains at the I97K—79 SIS increasing the general Iund suppori .
- Escalating costs have led to an ad level. and an aiciage of H.500 However. Singlctary also said the and the student health lee. . .
’ . hoc committee recommending the students participate in the spring and l'niversity would not increase its level Director 0' Student ”with ”i
Q " student healthfec be made mandatory. fallseinesters. the voluntary fee would of support. and lie wotild appoint a frank (‘iN'iU ‘UPPt‘rtL‘d SHMH‘ ‘
‘ . . but response from a survey will be the increase 53 yearly (beginning in I980) committee to study Iiiturelinancingot' recommendations. and the Health I:
49,43,“ w t _ v final determinant ofwhat changes will from SZI to $.14 in I984. the program. Service Admml‘IT‘dWm “‘th lht‘ I'K '
“M " a ' . . occur. Student Health Administrator However. if a mandatory fee is paid An ad hoe committee. chaired by Administration ‘0 ‘s'rh‘tl‘h Chn‘ldt‘r "h
("fa .. I is -‘ lean Cort said last week. . by ”4.000 IfulI-time students. with Dr. Merlin llackbart. was appointed hhiltintl “NS between'the IIIIIWNI} ‘
1 'p 2 at I” lhe. Student Health Advisory 2.000 part-time students payingthc fee last spring to compare l‘K‘s program and \ttldcnh. hCCiIUM‘WI was cicarthat
- ‘ W - " .4 Committee meets tonight todiscuss a voluntarily. the mandatory health fee with If benchmark institutions and the voluntary health h‘t‘ “hint WUid
$3,. ‘7: ‘ rough draft of the survey. which it will would only increase SI yearly from SIS consider methods of future linaneing. not meet increasing costs mcrthe long
'1 present to UK President ()tis this fall. with a |9K4 fee of $24. lhe committee‘s report and term,“
i ‘ ‘ .—---- «mm r: Singletary for approval. Cox said “'I hesc dollars don’t lie. and neither recommendations. submitted to Singlctary “’hl ihk‘ Cttlltllt'lts‘s‘ 0”
: ‘ . yesterday. If Singletary gives the go- do student cheekbooks." SHAC Siiigletary Noy. l4. said the quality of Jan. 35 that support from the general
~ ’ \\ -. ahead. they will begin surveying chairman Bill Daniell said last week. ser\ices provided by the Health fund “ill remain at 3690.000
t m ‘ “it; t 3 students.“ . . . . Its implicit that ‘Itlndlllt! is Service are aboyethe median lorthc It was also determined that the
. ._ In addition. ( ox is meeting with the inadequate. Dean of Students .loe benchmark institutions and should be health fee willcontinueto be voluntary
1 m. ”%/ Student (iovernment tonight to Burch. a member of the ad hoc continued in [979-30. Singletary at“, said he “I“
' explain the ad hoe committee's committee. said last December. lhe report also said that: not reiect a recommendation for a
y- .. findings. SC: President (iene 'l'ichenor adding that funding the health service ()iin mayor scr\icc cuts could mandatory health tee it it has student
1. t; said Friday S(i probably won‘t take has been a periodic problem. "You reduce costs significantly. lhe support. ‘
1 _ any action unless students don‘t eitheriiicrease rcyenues or drop some committee made a priority order of He asked SHAC chairman Bill ’
if} _ §W ‘f respond to the survey. services. If fewer students under the services. listing visits to the medical Daniel] to develop a survey to >
‘ get _ Three methods will be used for the voluntary system pay.costsare higher. stall for illness. accident care. determine student opinion on such a
“kt "w t 9 it? . , n. student survey: A questionnaire “lhe right of freedom of choice is diagnostictests.gynecologicalservices change.
{Qty-'4 :7“ g ., 4 distributed in the Health Service to very important to me." he said. “No for women. general surgery and the At a Jan to meeting of SHAC. the '
at.“ a .z 1;. . _‘ .. I',- . . student patients; a clip-out one really is happy about the student mentalhealthserviceasthe six members recommended not cutting
. ,1" 7’ ' questionnaire printed in the Kernel. situation." basic services. back seryices altered to students~
. 3 . ' 3/” M ,. and a random telephone or mail The Student Health Service Eliminating: emergency room setting the \oluntary' health fee for
l - t . t t I survey. operates under it SLDUDW budget services. drugs. allergy shots and l979-80 at a rate to cover increased
' at} i ‘ i The question now I5 what kind "I financed partly h) 3690.00“ In immuni/ations. referrals to costs for one year only. and
at“ 1‘ :1 d i _ health service UKw'ill have.and who is University general funds. An consultants outside the service. determined that a low mandatory
" ‘1 t1“ t going ‘0 Pa) for h. COX said. "it (the additional 5400.000 comes froin premarital certificates. physical health fee was more desirable than a
H Y .Q ' if. healthseryice)is ”0‘ perfect. but h h’ ‘0 health let“ and iht‘ remaining itmth esaminations and hospitaladmissions rapidly increasing voluntary fee.
“K a% A much betterthan somel‘veseen. ”th come from charges‘to ‘iUdt‘niN “it” would only reduce annual costs by According to the ad hoc .
ByJIMM CLIFTON/Kernel Suit voluntary fee g€tS UP ‘00 h'gh~ 50m“ \ihil the health WHICC hUt don‘t Pit) half. about 365.000. committee’s report. seven of the If .
. students will take their chances. the health fee. lhe l'niversity's general fund benchmark schools have mandatory ,
ReaChIng out "Given my rathers. the University Last spring. Singletary accepted it supportappears high. relatiyetoother health. lees ranging from $|4 at
. would share with the costs." Cox said recommendation from SHAt‘to share Kentucky institutions. Virginia lech to $43.50 (projected to ‘
Junior forward LaYon Williams (52f of Kentucky shoots over Tennessee's A five-year projection comparing increased “N“ ”f the ”with hem“ A major difference between UK mcreasethisfalltoSbO persemesterlat .
' (‘huck Threeths in l'|\"s 101-84 setback Saturday night at Knoxville. Wildcat COS” under a voluntary and program MINT“ “Udcm” and th" and its benchmarks i5 the majority Of North Carolina. ‘
_ Dwight Anderson (left) observes. See story on page 5. mandatoryfee show'thatthefee would l7niyersity; 858.000 was added to the institutions have mandatory student University health services at Ohio ".
health fees as contrasted to UK‘s State. Tennessee and Missouri are x:
. , - \oluiit:ay fee." supported by cneral funds and
USSR warns Ch/na to Withdraw lhe committee recommended chargestostudenfs:Indiana also hasa
i . increasing the voluntary fee to meet voluntary fee ofSlO per semester paid - .'
, . . increased program costs while by 65 percent of its 32.000 student
recogniling that UK would be more population. ..
Ch,” 986 lanes bomb ’ Vle tnam compatible with other schools if the Unlike the other benchmarks.
fee were mandatory. which would also Indiana has an escalator clause in its
help hold down costs to students. general fund support to coyer '
By TERRY A. ANDERSON late“ and said it would “honor its analysts said the Chinese had amassed earlier the Chm”: had PChC‘Wh‘d 4'5 In a separate recommendation. inflationary increases. _;
-\ss«tc1ated I‘lL‘Ss\Vrll‘Cl obligations“to Hanoi underatreaty of about l20.000 troops along the dCCP 1“ 3“ mil“ lhh’ \‘ietnam but iht‘ SHAC said inflationary operating (‘ontinued on page 3 V
friendship and cooperation signed last border. while the Vietnamese have discrepancy ““5 ”t” explained
TOKYO Chinese itarplancs year. some 50.000 soldiers deployed in an .‘Chlt‘rdak
bombed factories. power plants and “All responsibility for the are north of Hanoi. The Vietnamese Peking “hid it h'l‘m'ht‘d the Stu ent ec ares
communications facilities in northern consequences of continuing apparently set up their first line of “counterattack” in retaliation it”
Vietnam yesterday. inflicting “terrible aggression b_v Peking. . . will be borne defense well back from the Chinese repeated "armed incursions" h) ' '
damage" and causing many ciyilian by the present Chinese lcadership."the border with a screen of outposts closer Vietnamese “WC“ into China. ca n d Idacy or I ' .’
casualties. Radio Hanoi reported. official Soviet news agency Tass said. to the frontier. Peking‘s official ”hihhua “CV“ agency .
Anya” raid. alert was ordered in But the announcement seemed to Much of Vietnam's 600.000-man said (t‘hinteseforceswould rcturntothe '
Ham“ 80 m'th‘“ from the Chinese indicate Moscow would notintervene. army is believed to be in southern ”0mm after hitting bad 8‘11”": By PA”: MANN bid for the council seat is that the _ ‘ .
border. Japans Kyoko news agency at least for the present. It said: “The Vietnam. About 100.000 Vietnamese aggressors as far ”5 is-nccessary. , StaIlWrItcr people may not haveconfidencein him .: « .
reported. but Vietnam‘s radio said the heroic Vietnamese people. which has troops that took part in the Offensive Intelligence sources "1 Bangkok said yet. Asher said. adding that he has not ' ‘
capital was calm and that hundreds of become the victim of fresh aggression. that ousted the Chinese-backed the ( hm“? attack ““5 etxpected m be Jacob Asher. a UK education proved himself to the people. . _
t thousands of Vietnamese held a rally is capable of standing upfor itselfthis Cambodian government and replaced short..sharpand brutal butthatthey junior. announced his candidacy for ”Right now I feel that‘the people , - .
' [.0 denounce the invasion, Ch'hcsc time again.“ it with a regime supported by Hanoi doubted the 10mm” would “1““ the Urban County Council‘s eighth trust me." Asher said. “The .
forces crossed the border Saturday f . . . y .. reportedly are still in Cambodia. deeply ”"9 V'emam- ‘ district seat Feb. 6. He is the only confidence will come later.“
along a 450-mile front. 1 Ta“ 53,"? . China sent many . . , . The Uhhed States called for the candidate for the position. Asher also said he believes papers. , . 1
' Radio Hanoi said Vietnamese mfam’t divisions]. backed by tanks t3AlafigeportionofChinasestimated Chinese ‘0 withdraw their forces Incumbent councilman Bill Lyons. radio and television stations should ‘ .' ’ * .
troops had killed about 250 Chinese and artillery intoVietnam andthatthe .m' (ton-Imam army reportedly "8 immediately and said Vietnamese a UK politicalscience professor.hasn‘t have an agenda available forthe public ' -
and destroyed or damaged 45 tanks in Chinese were “barbarously shelling 3mg)“ . :ong its‘5.000.-mile long "0995 should leave Cambodia. 'h an said whether he will run for the seat. so they could know what was to be ' 1 - -
fierce battles in Vietnam's northern border 110w“ and committing or er w" the Sowet Union. official explanation ‘0 the United However. he said he will issuea press discussed at the council meeting. ‘ .‘
~ provinces. It said the Chinese had brutal crimes...resultinginenormous The Vietnam News Agency said Nat'°“5~ Chm" maintained ” release tomorrow telling of his Usually the largest public attendance . -
occupied ll towns and villages in all material“damage and human Chinese "OOPS- tanks and Phi”CS launched the attack "‘0 defend ‘h" intentions. occurs around election time when 4 ~
h“ border Pm‘inCes‘ Cao Bang. casualties. drove _“P ‘0 SIX miles into Vietnam. CQUh‘IY‘S borders." h ”id ”‘9 TheZl-year-old student.whose staff there is an important topic being : .
Lang 50“» Hoang Lien SOnn. Lai The claims could not be attacking at least one provincial Vietnamese had ignored “China‘s is made up of volunteers. said he is discussed. 2 ’ .
Chau Md Quang Ninh. independently verified. capital and occupying Vietnamese repeated warnings“ and had conducting a door-to-door campaign. “All big issues come up right before .3
The Soviet Union warned China to The number of Chinese troops in border POStS and villages along the “continually 56'“ armed forces to “People make the issues." Asher said. an election.“ Asher said. “But all y ' .
withdraw its troops “before it iS too Vietnam was not known. US. military length 0f the front. Vietnam said encroach 0" Chlhc’" territory." “and you can‘tfind out what the issues issues are big issues to somebody. sol 1 . it
t d are unless you are in touch with the think the people should know what ‘. '
I O a people.“ will be discussed at the meeting a .
He said he doesn‘t feel that his beforehand.“ g -
nation world school work at UK would intetfere Continued on pgge 3 g. . ..
Wlth his posnion as counCilman. All 3
the other councilmen have otherjobs.“ _ 1.
A “'I-ZARY FEDERAL MEDIATOR got IRANIAN PRIME MINISTER Ml-IDHIA he said, ”Plus I usually get out of ‘ ' é;
negotiations back on the track yesterday in a New BAZARGAN says Iran‘s new revolutionary school around I2. so I would have -» , f .
Orleans police strike that has threatened to ruin the government intends to resume oil exports as soon as plenty of time to look over the agenda . ,. _t_ i‘ _
. State citygotflarlrtiti‘yal and Mardi (tras festivals, , .ttossiblf ttotaltvparttof thtTwotld. inclut‘léngthc ldnittd before the meeting that might". _ g . .
. , police union and the City have agreed to States. "M . (It or umvrctportt MN", .d'h‘. Since there are 22 prccmcts m the - 1. , t ‘
resume negotiations at 3 pm. Monday. said Bazargan alsotoldthc Ititm'iheiseagertomamtatn eighth district. Asher has 22 precinct .- _ _ . . ,
. LIKE MASI OTHER PEOPLE. auto thie\es are mediator Ansel (tarrett. who spent yesterday good relations with the l nited States and expressed . y . h' d ~d s _. . m. t . . . .
' attracted m lads lhe latest 1‘ four-wheel drive shuttling between city and police union regret for the attack on the American Embassy last managers organtltng '5 00”" 99f ._ . ,t»
. . . re rese t‘ tiy s. W dnesdav. camPa'gh- He sa'd he mm“ to VISlt ....I_~Ij ., $3“ f
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athc‘ are what sells and what sells It whatattracts lhe break came after the president of the police During an Vinter‘view With the 7mm in lehran. each house In the dlstrtct before the ; a. t .
i thieyes."said It Richard McQuown. commander 0t union dared Mayor Ernest Mortal to fire strikers. Balargan said: I have assured the Japanese May 29 primary. . $33» “3%: .
,. the Kentucky Sum. poms auto theft “mt saying such action would immediately send garbage ambassador that we want. to supply oil continuously In \ addition to the precinct 3;“ \s . 1,
f -- l hey arc'gctting awful popular." McQuown said collectors and firemen into a sympathy walkout. to all parts of the world, However. it was expected managers. 40 volunteers are helping «.1. ‘11:,
2 “A few “a“ at!” it was sans .. that Iran would not resume sales either to Israel or raise contributions and sending out t’t‘ 3...:
I; ' :. He said the bad weather ofthe past two winters has South Africa. Asher's introductory letter. The fist». . g
; . . increased the popularity of the four-wheel drive purpose cf the letter. sent out Friday, 23% t . .
it. . - ‘Ch'CIC‘ .. is to “makcthe sure the people know _ ' _‘ t ‘1 ‘
4 ,v . Adm! thcsardc to“. hitaddw-V‘aimg t’mtt'e ’“'" “SON OF SAM" KILLER DAVID th r I'm running for office before I get to \ s f- g f
, 4 -'. 1‘33“:$2331;'gjtrixlujxhzljzflg lh‘ be“ and BERKOWITZ says he is of sound mind and wants wea 9 their homes" ASh" “hi . h3g2 .V y ‘ t‘ l ' . . i .
- 1 ' McQuown said a recent computer printout showed ”nothing except to be left alone and ‘0 spend the "5‘ ‘ pup": Ills age‘ Asmr said he has Ch; ox 31.} '5‘ s39? . ' i i I‘
":3 ,i', C- 4‘ that eight l979 Chevrolet pickup trucks and lit |979 Of my hf: in prison." MOSTLY SUNNY AND WARMER TODAY received favorable “Spouse? from the its: ’: {iffy Img .' _ ‘ .

' "‘" lord pickups have been stolen and are still missingin Berkowitz. 35. who pleaded guilty to six killings with highs in the mid 30‘ Partly cloudy and not as homes he has Visited. “Since I am high} ”s ' 1- , s . . s
' I '5‘ Kentucky Of those. five of the (‘hevys and II of the that terrorired New York Cityin I977.has ordered his cold tonight with lows in the mid 20s. Partly cloudy young and have no political ties and z¥§\ , - .._='= . ' . . -
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lhe recording industry has again paid homage to lhe problem goes much further. the music alone. It closer screening by a more open~ always wins out. ,V'V?
itself in another overproduced and undernourished lhe favoritism towards the more popular artists minded selection team had been made. the results Again. an important question ariseszJust because i i
pat-on-the-back known as the (irammy Awards. and groups was even evident in the countryandja/r would probably have been much different. something sells. does that make it good‘.’ 5i .
.. lhis year the awards were dominated by disco categories. lhis) year Willie Nelson. Waylon A5 it stands now. the (irammys (even more w WVhatV multiplies the problem is that the j
' bands. with the Bee (iees and Donna Summer .letiiiings.t)scai leterson aanVC hick (orea wonthe than the meys or the Oscars) are nothing more nominating committees cant even handle the if
. capturing the main awards. honors. \lk hile all these artistsVare certainly worthy than mere popularity “"1me When artists as choices they have made With any consistency.
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commercial tastes and audiences isn‘t new. but the ones). the (irammys g"? the idea that these ““5“ or the Rolling Stones are finally nominated. it’s the A” I’m" (“TOM and song ”l lh” 3“” honors. while .4

continued ignorance and narrow-mindedness lhc onlwaon because of their names. not lorthe actual same story: record sales take all precedence over his [/10 Strung”. and 53an .s-tm-t albums were .

nominating committees display brings to question mllSlL‘ lht‘)’ made. artistic worth. ignored. .

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~ lhe continued oversight of artists like Bruce . ' . -. . ~ - . T. . . . ‘ :‘ - ‘ too soon. 52ml Street too late). and v'etthe single is

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Sprmgsteen, Bob Dylan. Neil \ oung.Joni MllChCll. (‘orea‘s nominated several times. not to mention albums by

Judy Collins. the Band. Van Morrison. Frank " 'l’his year.the disco band./\'|astcofHoney. beat Steve Martin and ’l’oto. both of which came out

Zappa. little Feat. (iordon lightfoot. Eric Nelson and Jennings are more of the same out the likes ol'loto. the Cars and Elvis Costello. alter 52ml Street. 5

Clapton. Emerson lake & Palmer. Jackson problem. Their commercial success was (iranted. opinion no doubt plays a huge role here It's highly unlikely that the situation will everget

Browne.the Rolling Stones.the Whoandthelikeis undoubtedly the only criteria the judges saw in and the judges are certainly entitled to their own. any better. It‘s highly unlikely it will ever really ,. .

only part 01 the problem. but is significant in a nominating their music. but it seemsimpossibletoignorethefactthataband matter. either.

ceremony that purportsto honorthe mostdeserving it is doubtful that the criteria used in the that enjoyed huge commercial success. as opposed ‘ Who could fathom the sight of Elvis Costello or V: :
performers of the entire industry. nominating process was made purely on the basisof to artists who merely gained criticalacclaim. almost Bruce Springsteen in a tuxedo anyway‘.‘ i. l
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33,4 GREGG FIELDS will get me into law school?" "Speakingol “hls‘h. What LlUCNlIOUS “. . ELCOME ‘/ « \\$\\ ~ " ‘ .i‘ ‘ \ . \. ‘j" ill}
“Senator Person. we‘re all here to are we going to be asking ()tis ., ~ To ) \\¥ \ V. ‘ _ UV s ‘V N - it": “a

lhe gavel smacked the block of get into law school. You‘lljust have to Singletary when he's on it this week?" ”IV «‘V .’/’.&T “s“ . \4 _ .~ . ~ t V . . .‘ ‘7 \‘ "J‘ 1'
wood. “l'huh meetin‘ weel come tuh wait and $66." _ . asked 8'“ H'“)~ . _ ,V i 5 ,‘ Jl \ ’t\\\\ '\s\“ e.‘ j ‘ ‘ “'9‘“ If:
awder." twanged a short mart who A young man \MIthCd eyes raised Drab pulled out a piece of paper. V ~ I s\s‘ { .‘ \Vj‘ .Vt' . .2". .. . with
looked mu. he had a smilev face his hand. “Senator Ziglag." said Bill "letssee. he said.“()ne. Do you leel ‘ f. L. . THIS WA .‘ ‘ .3 “2' b .. '3 "\ “‘ A ‘ fit:
plastered on his skull. . Hilly. the grass in the Botanical Gardens is Q"x}§"_‘ {‘1 n! .s 1/ ., ,., , YTO . I '~ ~‘\,-, i, \‘ , \-- ‘ vk ‘ ‘3 ,

' The chatter remlntgccnl 01 first "I would like to amend that we cut too high‘.’; two. How old are your "A"? THS ‘ "" “ ' I A MND WAR mm ‘ i ‘ ll ll‘i ‘ K . ‘ ft.

. , 'd l« , 1.1 1,. d v . endorse the lod'e. allocate funds to children'l'. and three. What‘s vour " WAY TOTHE . IN ASIA ‘ ’ .‘ “l , \ ‘9
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_______.____—_————-——— favorite color and why?" “,\« Ll HTATTHE END . fl I STONEME V V loaf ' l “‘73?

I n I l poked Franklin. “Sounds pretty , .. FTHETUNNEL 1" '1.) r.‘ .. . WSWAY* ‘ ts WM; l " IiItl ‘ l I \ I .‘33‘

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Bill Hilly interrupted. “The only ‘t 1'741-‘y‘l Q :3 ,V 2 W O “I“ “7;"; mm h K 3‘-

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"You think they’ll listen to me?" he carpet its parking lot. and give every Catholic.“ he said. 1 , 7 ifkg. “- WWNDS lb mm . l.‘ j ."I‘P’I ‘ is
whispered. . player who wants onea bagofdope." “Well. at least it‘d show that we 7"- be. «1 I! -\ ‘ lENG. THEME l: E . '1'” V‘ I, a" t .\ ‘i‘\ I ‘

"I‘m sure they will." l answered. lhe amendment was seconded. supportwhatever hewantstodo."said ‘, ' 4,; as \\ ‘ ‘. fl;\\\\'l . s' * .L 4 ,._ - .5 a y ‘3’ \ ‘

The man with the marathon smile Another man raised his hand. a senator. {\c“ 'S \\\‘\ s’ \ \ ‘ "" “SK: —;5 j ‘ ‘ ‘8
spoke again. “Wailcum to the Stupid "Senator Greek." said Bill Hilly. I “All in favor 53)’ aye." said Bill " \‘n‘. Q .~ . \"C‘ s“ t . j N
Blubberment meeting. the Vrubber- “I would like to amend that we ask Hilly. “AYE?!" chorused the room. We s \ k: % _.;.~‘ .- \ .‘ 6% V
stamp 0‘ the l. K 'ddemlSlrullOf‘ l the l'niversity to build an which soon broke into applause. ’VlENDD' 9’ so?" W. l, S l 2
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be “1an thuh meetin “mlghLCflUSt‘ provide little cars for the players to Hilly. .'-‘
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)0“ know. convention. W'd l‘" “'[h "SCCOHd~ second." everyone called. lectern.“l was wonderingifmaybe you I _ etters to the Ed, r 3
student activity fees." "I don’t believe this." Franklin said all could look into doing something I

Bill Hilly and several senators incredulously'. "How could they about the parking situation." he said. I ,
giggled. Bill Hilly said. “I’m sure encourage improving that place?“ “Yesterday I had to park on the ——“———‘—_—_——_‘—_‘_——_—_’—_ E
PreSideVnt Prelaw.who was elected last “lt's notthat nice."|said.“lreadthc median of Euclid Street. The day off your bible and relerto Isaiah 65:25. comprehend. I believe I can support .é
spring in an election that saw nearly other day where VthchoacVVh said other before I had to walk all the way from 0.U_ support “the “0“- and the lamb shall feed and root for the Cats without acting r
ohne othV of evVVery LOU: thVudeVan go to campus housing is nicer. .. Fayette Mall. . V together. the lion shall eat straw like like a ravingidiot. Idon‘t think clap is .
:Veewpges. wt come ac wit many . lranlélinglared at mbe. How many VOne of the senators sheared. VVSVVo ()n the February 9th opinion page the ox . . .“lhe Lion and the Lamblit gonorrhea either. but i don‘t think I if .

“\iOV (1:0 mcmmn VV h cl. )l‘ d :gcuiViVasdtVinygu rVeVmHenViVVVeVr seeing w en “ht: are you. soVrVne kind of pansy. ofthis papertherc was anopinionthat was not a dog) have symbol/ed for have to stand up for two solid hours If?

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Franklin whispered as the roll was steam bath we got everv night when fraternity houses complain about - - ' . - - . 3 .

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called. 1 hey W got lo do something our radiator would burst? having to walk too far. said another. - - . - -

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about [ht parking. l hdd 10 leave mv Icertainlv do. Franklin answered. And since thev re the onlv ones who - - . .

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carata 51“le lt- ttoday “hcnleIO By the end of the semester all my vote. we could care less about you. Wildcat fan for years but at 0 U “K Th R . t' 'l b h h .. 4 -
take a [35"- albums looked like taco shells." He “Well. the Greek houses are pretty the Bobcats thaf rt. _‘~ ll . ' ' ‘ e everend Anne 0mm unemoVionaV -a._0m, t- e game. I ats ;

"What haPPmCd‘l" 1 35km ansed. “I‘m surprised they haven‘t close to campus and " You I b u ch_ [mil u gupport. Deacon. Canterbury "0““ my business. " 5 m3 “eke!" '

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I mean to the car. conditioned." buddy. and don‘t come back until won't have anvthin to cheerabout' Cat fan responds in withthe peopleacrossthearena. We i: 3

“I don l know. Campus POllCC won‘t Just then a senator spoke up. “lsn't you‘re a dean and we can rubberstamp the coming years g m are “0‘ necessarily the same people “ 3
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Bill Hilly spoke. “lonight we need The tunnel should be air- The man snarled. “I'll bet you didn‘t Rob Metr ?lf:r:(jrrVoej Eilnrlmcuh appeared m not necessarily the same people who { ;
to vote on whether we endorse the conditioned. it was moved. Drab even take the LSAT." Oh' [3 .3 1, At (1.1! l iok Mr'Scarboro had criticire Joe Hall when things are I ‘ ‘
athletic dorm asa proper residence for Person then spoke. “Somehow I just Bill Hillyadjournedthe meeting. ()n '0 m “:5” in 't asd 0, .1d d. i d nerall going badly. 50 don‘t tie that garbage ?
the basketball team.“ he said. A young don‘t feel we‘re doing enough.“ he. the way out. Franklin spoke quietly. Athens. Ohio rea End" 5|“) e. 2.1;.” g; V y in with referenceto usjustto fuel your - .
man raised his hand. “Senator Drab said. ‘ “I‘d love to be part ofan organiration 8?“ e ' da umnit. d f h :gflt llTC- ~

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Person. said Bill Hilly. Any suggestions? Bill Hilly asked. that really shook things up. he said. SnOW SCUIpture weren‘t livin u to his ex ectations I Mr. Scarboro also made himselfthe . .

lmovethatweendorsethedorm as “Yes. I move we lobby the Vatican “That wasn‘t just a bunch of do- ' , .. 18de .v p ' Supreme and Almighty JudgeV saying ' _.

the greatestthingthateverhappened." to canoni7e Joe Hall. Wecould recruit gooders: people that really did AS the SCUIPWSS 0f the “C00' desgmifslu. en.5W~ld if A b‘ it was still not too late to repent. Mr. I

the man screamed. ’l he motion was volunteers. It'd be a real way to et something." canine“ who appeared on tthe back of ”5 0 ~ am a cha an. ‘8 . . , .

g . 8 j _ _ . y . , fan I have been coming to football Scarboro. | repent for nothing. I lljust

qutckly seconded. [)rab took a more students involved in Stupid “Are you thinking of running for your February 7th issue. I wrsh to V db ketba” ame‘herelon before be down there in my section as l have 4

ty pewritertrom beneath the table and Blubberment.“ student senator?" | asked. make an explanation. ‘lmeverasbecame g3 stusdent l “gm have been for all home games. .

began ll‘ng- . V _ "Hey. yeah.“ said a blonde woman He looked at me. “Why?“ Alas. how biblical imagery has waited in line for hours for lower level , ~ '

“Senator Person. said Bill Hilly. who was filing her fingernails. “We faded fromthe popularexperiencel ln seats with my friends But andthough Danny Mackey '
rubbing his ears. “we are all Wllhln 20 could pass out buttons that say Gregg Fields. Journalism senior. case you didn‘t notice. the “cool ihiskma be hard for some people to Pro-Optometry sophomore .
feet of you. Andehat are you domg Thank gomlnesvjor St. Joseph. " belongs to several useless canine“ had a large partner. and both ‘ y .
wichVa typewriter? “We‘d probably never lose a game.“ organizations. Student Government is had taken up residence on the lawn of

l m putting it on my resume that] “It‘d make a great feature for our not one of them. His column appears the Canterbury House. Blow the dust L tt I' . i
made a motion.‘ he said. “Youthink it halftime show.“ said a senator. every Monday. 9 ers p0 Icy . ?

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