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Have you, my kind friends, ever
read "The Brass Coil," by Parta dc
Stiilc7
An extract:
"Ah, Montfrmoroncy, we meet
again!"
"Beware," challenged Montmorency.
"Beware, younfr Jack Dashleigh, I'm
tho best swordsman in Parus."
They light. The villain flees. The
BY MARTIN R. GLENN
hero chases. Cornered, tho villain put
My kind friends, students who thing else,
n College Comic his foot in his mouth and swallowed
mnko A's, and those who don't cheat: magazine.
himself. The hero drew his trusty
Although we might surmise that bottle, poured castor oil on the spot,
Our dear cohort, Mnrtln Glenn, under whoso gonial guidance this column one weekly comic paper at tho Uni- and the villain immediately fhrow
is usually conducted, is ill, or some-thin- versity should be enough.
himself up.
Anyhow, ho coludn't bring him-ne- lf
Et cetera, or anything else palat
A guy I hntc
to the point of insulting your
able.
Is my roommate.
intelligence this week. So this renegade
He hocked my watch
will.
To you Cy Cyclone, our thanks do be;
To have n date.
Also to Hawkinsville city.
As the Ridin' Kid, from Powder River,
It is the custom for new columnists
May your frail wit thus live forever.
Act III., Scene 1.
to philosophise. Therefore: Our noble
(Foriver is poetic license)
citiAlarums.
institution nt last haa a football team. zens, rabble. Flourishes. Soldiers,
It also has one or more absent14D2, by
This humor copy-writcEnter Caesar (in n nightgown).
But before it can
minded professors.
Christopher Columbus.
All: "What, Hoi Caesar!
be a REAL college it must have one
Caesar: "Seize who?"
"Run,
Caius Matadorus Tantalus:
Cacsarl They arc about to stab you!"
Caesar (boredly): "Have no fear.
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Former Student of University
Declares "We Must Get Back
to Fundamentals in Our
Thinking."

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OCCASION

The approach of the happy holi
day finds each of us lobking forward to pleasant hours with
friends
and planning to look
one s best for the occasion. There
are Stansifer's shoes for each
costume, from oxfords that go to
foothall games to pumps that go
to dances. Please accept this as
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T
1FS strenuous business

for the athlete to keep up
with his work and at the
same time get the .sleep
the coaches demand.
Many have discovered a
way to do it. They use a
Remington Portable for
all their writing. It helps

them get better marks
because of the neatness

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Easy Payments.

The subject of Mr. Lewis' talk was:
"The Type of Man Needed In Industry Today." "And let me tell you,"
declared the speaker, "a man bred
and trained in Kentucky comes as
near filling the specifications as any
other person."
Mr. Lewis' gratitude is not express
ed in words alone. He recently presented his Alma Mater with the company's most modern unit ventillating
system. This apparatus will be installed in Dicker hall and will supply
air from the outside at the rate of
4,000 cubic feet per minute. This air
will be brought through a dust filter
then heated and circulated in Dicker
hall. Five hundred persons can be
assembled in the hall with the windows closed and the circulation of the
air by this apparatus will carry off
four air, smoke and odors and supply
at all times an abundance of warm
filtered air.
The corporation' of which Mr. Lewis
is president, employs many graduates
of the University of Kentucky. When
questioned by the writer as to the
relative merits of the Kentucky graduates when compared to men from
other institutions, he said, "We employ men from many large universi
ties such as Illinois. Michigan and
Wisconsin, and I can truthfully say
that the men from the College of
Engineering at the University of Ken
tucky are in almost every case su
perior to the men from other colleges.
The following University of Kentucky graduates are employed by the
H. B. Hedges, '14; R.
corporation:
S. Arnold, '19; M. K. Clark, '27; C.
Templin, '19; Julius Millard, '25;
L.
J. E. True, '24; E. B. Boston, 26; C.
D. Graham, '23; E. Van Meter, '27;
D. C. Edwards, '27; H. B. Orr, '21;
R. R. Taliaferro, '13; C. E. Scott, '24.

Varsity Net Men
to Report Monday

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"We must get back to the funda
mentals in our thinking if we are to
evolve into worthwhile members of
society," declared Thornton Lewis,
graduate of the College of Engineering at the University with the class
of 1006, in a talk to the engineers at
their first regular convocation of the
year Wednesday, October 3, at 10
o'clock in Dicker hall. Mr. Lewis is
now president of the York Heating
and Ventilating Company, of

written reports; and the
great saving of time as
compared with the drudgery of writing by hand is

a welcome relief.

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Coach Mauer will hold his first var
sity basketball practice Monday af
ternoon at 4 o'clock in the Men s gym
nasium. All men desiring to try out
are urged to appear.
The team will practice three times
a week until further notice. Due to
the many men now playing football,
Coach Mauer will be forced to build
his team from the material coming
out for these early practices.
All men who intend to report Mon
day can get equipment any afternoon
this week from the manager who will
be in the training room of the gymnasium.
We are afraid that the team will
greatly feel the loss of Jenkins and
Jeffries, but with some of the letter
men from last year hopes will be restored. With McGinnis, Dees, Owens,
and McBrayer, and a few more of
these "basketeers," Kentucky can face
her hard schedule with little fear.
Crump, Spicer, Bronston, Paul McGinnis, Trott, Johnson, Estes, Martin,
Hoffman, and Murphy are all looked
upon as favorable men and undoubtedly will appear in the Blue and
White uniforms next week. Then, too,
Coach Mauer will be looking forward
to seeing somu of his Kittens from
lust year appear this year as Varsity
material.
Freshmen basketball men will be
called out the last of this month,

KERNEL

U. K. BAND PLANS
SPECIAL PROGRAM
Largest Hand in History of University Made First Public Apn
pearance of Year at
Game Saturday.
Carson-Newma-

The Men's band of tho University
largest one in tho history of
the institution, according to an announcement by Elmer G. Sultzcr, director.
Mr. Sulzer hns been director of the
band for three years. During that
time it has grown from 40 pieces to
the best and largest band in tho
South. This year he expects to radiocast special programs, give special
features and entertainments in addition to playing for football games and
other athletic events. The first public appearance of tho year was Saturday, October 0, when the Wildcats
played Carson-NewmaThe members of the band and tho
instruments they play, follow:
Waller Jones, Lexington, drum-majo- r;
Richard Carran, Covington;
personnel; Dcrb Sproul, Denver, Colo.,
librarian.
Trombones Elden E. Durnnd, Louisville; Robert Jacobs, Henderson;
Beryl Bogardus, Warsaw; Edward
Templin, Lexington; H. Batson Mills,
Kenton; Griffin Sublett, Owensboro;
J. D. Arthur, Patoka, Ind.; Wilbur
Wortman, Bellefountainc, Ohio.
Basses Penrose Ecton, Lexington;
Rollin Gibbs, Lawrenccburg; Elmer
Williams, Lexington;
F. P. Taylor,
Frankfort; Edward Hcssell, Lexington; John T. Crowe, Louisville:
Baritones Harold Bennett, Henderson; Walter M. Givens, Lexington;
Hugh Adcock, Hopkinsville; William
H. Young, Lexington.
French Horns
William B. Elder,
Jr., Lexington;
Frederick
Greer,
Paris; Marion Clay Roff, Cloverport;
Earl Coppack, Compbellsville; Wald-e- n
Penn, Cynthiana; Crosby W. Bean,
is the

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Lexington; Clayborno Hcnson, Mays-- ,
NEW OFFICERS ELECTED
their regular meeting last Wcdnes- I
lick; Carl Cummins, Berry.
day. The other officers elected for
I
Oboes Griff Morsch, Ilickley, III.;
Miss Ella Bell was elected president the ensuing year are: Counsellor,
John Vaughn, Middlcsboro; J. W; of tho Alpha Gamma chapter of Kap-- 1 M. K. Ligon; vice president, Mary
pa Gamma Pi, honorary educational iWcst; secretary, Ann B. Peck, and
Lockwood, Paducah.
Piccolos and Flutes
J. W. Lock-woo- fraternity for men and women, nt treasurer, W. S. Taylor.
Paducah; Walter J. Williams,
White Plains, N. Y.; Irmen Fort,
Frankfort; Paul Goodloc, Richmond.
Bassoons Earl Mitchol, Buffalo, N.
Y.; Robert Holt, Sturgis.
Saxophones Harold Rittcr, Louisville; John F. Young, Paris; F. M.
Penington, Ashland; Hubert Wnrren,
Hopkinsville; Emmctt Moore, Ashland; Alves Veach, Lexington.
Drums Ned Lee, Lexington; Edwin Rice, Paris; George Buskio, Lexington; Ed P. Davis, Boron; George
Ben Stark, New
Kay, Lexington;
York City; Ed Greene, Ashland; Clifford Abraham, Shclbyvillo.
Smart Alligator coat,
Raymond Roberts, LexClarinets
In a variety of models and
ington; Robert Reynolds, Slaughters;
color, are recognized a
Gayle Hamon, Lexington; James J.
the important halt of smart
attire. In line, materials
Marrs, Lexington; William Ardcry,
and waterproof protection
Stanford Evans, Lexington;
Paris;,
genu! no Alligators are
Edward Barlow, Georgetown; Elbert
auncrior. You'll
Adams, Patoka, Ind.; Don Grotc, Lexfind they fill every need for
ington; Wilbur Frye, Trinity; Jack
wear. Alligators aro sold only at tho
Joseph Ocrthcr,
best Mores and retail from 87.50 to
Frost, Lexington;
$23.00. Sco the new Alligator Aviation
Frankfort; Wiley F. Forman, Lexingmodel at $10.00. The Alligator Com-panton; Jnmcs W. Crawford, Henderson;
St. Louis, Mo.
Julian Leflcr, Mnysville; Foster Coleman, Pikcsville; Monroe Perry,
Richard Lowry, Lcitchficld;
W. C. Jolly, Mentor.
Robert Goad, Glasgow;
Cornets
naj, u. s. pat, off.
Kendall Holmes, Lexington; Wallace
J. Hoeing, Louisville; Walter Thomas,
May field; W. Lawrence Wolfe,
Featuring the most complete line of
John Buskie, Lexington; D.
A. Bates, Louisville; W. D. Sparks,
ALLIGATOR RAINCOATS
West Liberty; W. L. Spain, Bcllefon-tainin Lexington at $6.50 to $20
Ohio; Carl N. Moncyhon, Augusta; Edgar Bagshaw, Lexington;
James
Royse, Maysville;
Eugent
Gates, Louisville; Harris M. Sullivan,
Union City, Tenn.

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FOR SALE L. C. Smith typewrit-- 1
See Melvma
cr in good condition.
Heavenridge at The Kernel office.
LOST One pair of octagonal rimless glasses in accounting room at
White Hall last Friday night. Please
bring to Kernel office.

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Wednesday
IT WILL OPEN
On Wednesday in its new location
at McVey Hall
Supplies and English Reading Books will be on sale at the

Post Office over this

week-en- d

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Prices

In a Special Sale
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