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"OMPLE T E CAMPUS COVERAGE

Tuesday, October

lt
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The dynamic Bud Hunt Is
the former's strength and confidence, with die
mad; he's after Sis Tate, Judy
sincerity. He is confronted
tatter's energy and
McVean, and VI Crutcher. . . Bill
Holster a favorite freshman, June
with a bewildering array of issues, some of them
losing, Is also Dodge Whipple's
some of them "red herrings,"
truly important,
favorite. My money Is on Holster.
If the Kappaslgs had a slow
and he must attempt to sift these to the best of
rush season they have a good reahis ability. He hears phrases from both panic
son. During the first week Broadway looked like our campus, slashed
which have a ring of truth in all of them, and
with trenches. They had to bring Editor,
GEORGE KERLLR
By
yet he is certain lhat some of them must be at
In their prospects through an alley
If you didn't lose your October lined with negro shacks. Oh that The Kernel,
least in part exaggerated. He hears on the one
on the game Saturday,
Dear Sir:
hand that he must "save the old American sys- allowance to forget about It. The first Impression.
trv hard
Awake ye males of the UniverBill Farnworth in the N. Y. Jour
tem," and on the other hand that he must toughest and moat Interesting part
sity and let us avenge a slanderof the schedule ilea in we future, nal told a good story about Bugs ous piece of criticism
"choose between liberalism and discarded
voiced by the
Baer this summer.
and we can't do much worse.
feminine members of our alma
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Student
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Editor-in-Chie- f

Managing Editor

.loss J. CwF.iEi.tTF
David II. Sai.yf.rs
Ike M. Moore

Sews Editor
Business Manager

HF.RE SMALL THE KERNEL ALL

STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
"ONE

SWALLOW'- -"

That common species of football fan,

I he
who must put every unexpected sports
jicrsoti
happening to the acid test of rationalization, is
with us again. The reason: Georgia Tech's
overpowering victory over our lads Saturday.
Not content with the fact that the 'Cats were
simply outplayed by a brilliant ball club, these
people must find some sinister reason for o
complete an upset. The usual rumors are going
the rounds. Fortunately, the group which is
always responsible fpr such actions are in the
minority here at Kentucky.
To The Kernel the truth is plain. Tech
played a better game than did Kentucky Saturday. Consequently, it won. One swallow does
not make a summer, nor one defeat a disastrous
season. The major portion of the season is still
ahead; we believe the Saturday fiasco will prove
to be no indication of the success or failure of
this year's edition of the Wildcats.

CLOISTERED YOUTH AND THE
POLITICAL SCENE
The student, living a life apart, is of necessity out of touch with those phases of political
life which involve his family and friends who
are out in the world. His role is more than
than that of the active
that of the "looker-onbecause of this he can be the
participant, and
most unprejudiced and abstract of voters, or the
most indifferent and ignorant of men.
Cloistered in the walls of an institution of
learning, national affairs mean little to him
unless they are of great importance, and when
he is finally confronted with an issue of the
magnitude of a presidential election, it is impossible for him to vote with either a
attitude, following the
lead of his friends and family, or he can face the
election seriously, objectively, critically, eager
to discover what seems to him the best party
and the strongest leader.
New at the voting game, he can bring to it
the curiosity, impartiality, and interest of a
young voter, unhampered by former alliances
and beliefs. Whether he can vote or not, he
can garner facts, read campaign speeches, compare parties and personalities, open his mind
to arguments, and study major issues.
Looking at the political scene today the student finds himself in contact with two especially
forceful personalities, President Franklin D.
Roosevelt and Governor Alfred Landon. Listening to their speeches, he is impressed with
"

oligarchy."
FarFugacsl,
To
He feels far away from these matters, closer ley of Fred Fraternity the Jim goes
Combine,
the
to his campus elections than to those of his na- the rliKtinctlon of throwing the
political
7
the
first
tion, ignorant of the undercurrents of the cam- war. bomb of week ago Fred took
About a
is young and intelligent a look at his forces and then gasped
paign; and yet, if he
and alert, he and others like him, the cloistered at the rorminiDie opposition. done
anmpthlna' had to be
youth of the notion, will receive the challenge
So he set sail for the Kappaslg
of citizenship with willing hands, searching eyes, villa mnA anruns thia ffarbane on
them: The staunch old Independ
and an honest desire to find the best and most ent Combiner, Sigma cjni, naa
it votes, half solns to the
hopeful way.
Piurnzxl tribe and the other half
remaining loyal. This whopper was
followed by Freaa suggesting mat
the Kappaslgs swing over to his
kIH
oh the Inderjendent Com
bine wouldn't say anything about
with "Scoop"
It. He had taiKea it over witn tneir
leaders and they said it was all
right, go ahead.
Needless to say FugazzI, who may
ALPHABET SCOOP:
have meek thought about being
C is for Coed, who's cute to her toes,
the Senior Sultan, was original In
his thinking that night. If this Is
A is for Ardent, her circle of beaux,
a forecast or the political distorM is for Monday, which gives her the blues,
tion nf the truth that mav Dollute
the campus this year, the I. C. boys
P is for pinned, if her heart she should lose,
answer witn our sworas are snarp
Uh-huU is for
hands off, gals, he's mine)
and our arms are strong."
Dear La be: Try a muzzle.
S is for Smoothie, who falls for her line.
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Up

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Sexy-LePotter Is getting
ready to vote In his third presidenxy

C is for
O is for
E is for
D is for

Make It a point to stop at the
cabin and digest Paul Led- rldge's weekly comical pornagraph.
ATO

The Campus

Cutting, it happens at dances
Ogling, when she's on the campus,
Early, to bed at the dorm,
Dating, which keeps her in form.

tial election.
Deltachi Joe Hicks, proprietor of
a nearby Wimpy Mecca, felt a
woman's wrath when school opened
this semester.
It seems that Joe went to summer school here and among his
was a course
campus
pursuits
named Alma Love, the 1934 beauty
queen at Duke University. Joe, at
the time, was pinned to Kaydee
Carol Flohr, and he was making a
gallant attempt at being a good
boy.
But Joe Is a normal young
man, so the Inevitable happened.
He spent the summer sinigng "Al-

If you can endure a rehash of
Sigma Chi Red Sympson's double
love butchering last week, here
goes.

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mater. Last summer while you
and I were enjoying our vacation
a piece was published In the paper and sent throughout the sute
by our girl friends entitled, "What

Coeds Dislike About College Men."
Througn a poll taken by the girls
they decided there was very little
they liked about "we-un-s."
The
gals claimed that the only time we
looked any Where's neat was when
we took military and that we wore
ties on very few occasions! Perhaps this is true but at that we
don't wear those
knit
outfits that look like freshly soaked
shredded wheat. Most of the gnls
creathat wear their home-mad- e
tions look like a cross between a
breakfast food and a wet blanket.
That Isn't all, not by a long shot,
self-ma-

bow-tie- s

pride-bruisi-

that they had the nerve to print;

What

The Campustooge Whenever some one is
needed to fill in for a blind date, he's the goat . . .
He's a professional at thinking up good excuses
for his brethren who want to stand up a coed . .
The only office he ever holds is that of treasurer, the dope. . .He's the campusap who always
reminds the
prof that he promised the class a quiz... and who always volunteers to look up library references for the rest
of the students . . . His roommate wears his
clothes, and smacks him down when he asks to
borrow a handkerchief. . .His chief delight is
basking in the reflected glory of his "pals" who
are campus celebs. . .He never gets riled for the
simple reason that he's too dumb to know he's
being imposed upon ... Of course we need him
around, though. . .Who else would do our work
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absent-minde-

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for us?

Another Utile item is that we
didn't shave often enough. Shaving, you must admit, takes time
and a sharp rasor, but at least we
dont have high water marks on
our necks and try to cover them
up with a slap of talc powder. We
were also classed as being too conceited. That Is a laugh. Most of
the coeds treat us like lepers and
act as aloof a Oreta Oarbo In a
rain storm. If they do happen to
be asked for a couple of dates they
act like they are "Miss America"
on a tour.
The last and most inane of their
childish prattle was: Quote. "That
we (hold on, this may floor you)
act like we were still in an early
adolescent stage." Did you ever
take a gander at some of those oh
so sweet campus cutles trying to be
funny? Adolescence me eye, they
act like junior on a visit to the zoo.
Why Henry Clay freshmen aren't
as naive as some of our dear ram- pus sisters.
Men, we must unite and show
these misled coeds that men are
men, and though we may be uncouth and unkempt, at least we
can take It as fast as they can dish
R. R.
It out.

Yeah! It Took Us
Almost Full Hour
To Write This Hed

she saying?

DO YOU
KNOW

ng

After one night's reflection the
girls returned the pins to Sympson.
The outrage proved two things:
Accuracy: I retract the following (1) It showed that when you trifle
heart merges, previously announced with a man's ego, hell do anything
(1)
as sealed romances:
Helen to show how wrong you are and
Farmer and John Goad (em- then proceed to defy the truth, and
phatically). (2) Joe Craft and (2) It blasted the few wild hopes
Judy McVean, it was a one-ho-ur
we had for female sanity.
social pinning and all in fun. However, 111 predict they'll be pinned
when Joe. Judy, and C. T. Hertzsch
stop playing Design for Living. (3)
Dave Rogan and Betty Price it's
all over. Rogan has been seen
coming in and out of here and
there with Thelma Brisson often
By CARL CAMENISCH
enough to prove he and Betty are
Everyone reads the headlines of
old friends.
a newspaper first. The headlines
Chio Mamie Maddox and the tell the story In brief. But how
football team traveled on the same many people stop to think that the
Pullman car to Atlanta. Beauty headlines fit the columns perfectand the beasts. . . From Georgia ly. Yes, they do, there are not
any empty spaces and they are not
KA Billy Dennlston wired a message dripping with sentiment to crowded they are Just right.
How Is It that they Just fit?
Emily Quigley collect. . . Hot Stuff
Dosset Reld has been dating Mar- Well, it Is because one person worked
garet Greathouse. . . Joe Arvin and diligently and Intelligently for some
Anne Bess Clarke are nearing the time counting the spaces and trychurch climax. She is wearing ing to get the words to fit. For intheir engagement ring. . . Ellen stance, the ordinary column might
Coyte,
gold digggr, was use a flat count of twelve that Is
back in the Alphagam house for of a certain type letter. The m's
Her Sigma Nu pin and w's along with the capitals
the week-en- d.
was missing and the wedding date count two while the i's count only
f.
has been moved back from December to June. . . Lambda Chi Jim
Here goes my first attempt at
writing.
I write the
Richmond's heart has been thrown headline
into a commotion
by Roberta words then count, one, two, three,
Payne. . . Mary Kay Boland knows four, five, six, uh, eight, nine, ten,
most of the footballers but she eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
Wheeeee, a
can't get to the
line with fifteen, and sixteen.
Ticky Scholtz. Wake up, Tcky. . . mil too long. More words, one
Phisig Ray Lathrem and Charlie nine to dura short Again words,
thirteen, just missed. GetCole pulled the threadbare trick of one
running out of gas In some deso- ting pretty cl06e, how's this, one.
It might
late frontier land.
....eleven and one-ha-lf,
Cheerleader
Wanda Strong, half of Kentucky's do, but try again. Vocabulary very
little gridiron burlesque show, was limited. I began trying anything
the reason. Coie had to trudge for an hour, then finally I collectback for the petrol and Ray had to ed my thoughts again and made
TWELVE.
sit there with Strong In broad day- one last effort, one
light and wince under the wise Hot dog Just fits. At last, one
cracks flung by passing motorists. headline In an hour.

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KAMPUS KLUB GRILL

gers, says. "It was a happy summer, but It's a sad fall."

USIVERSITYPES:

do

cious looking ties and that our
color schemes were cockeyed. We
may be color blind but al least we
dont dress up like the "Lexington
Hook & Ladder Company, No. 12"
on a parade.

Toar Crady was the cause of it they also claimed we wore atro
all.
"Why. Red." said Crady, "you
couldn't pin anybody."
It's easy to Imagine the humble
8ympson thrown Into confusion by!
this sound statement.
"Oh can't I." roared Red, "give
me a couple of pins and 111 show
you!"
Crady. sensing Sympson's usual
overconfldence, willingly tossed the
matinee idle an official pin and a
jeweled job.
Red belched Into the phone and
told Jane Hardwick and Evelvn
Spears, two Tridelts and friends, to
She Is simply stating the fact that the finest
be on the drug store corner In 15
place to eat Is just off the campus at Lime and
minutes. It's dismaying, but both
victims were there on time. Red
Euclid. Come in today and try our Famous
flipped one of Hard wick's coins to
Hamburgers and Grilled Sandwiches.
decide who would be honored with
the gem. Jane won.
Amatory scrimmage
roiiows a
pinning, and Red was the star of
practice session.
this closed
He
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placed one gal on the northeast
sofa and the other on the south
west sofa, and applied his sentiment to each one in 10 minute pe
riods, e.g., Miss Hardwick sparred
with him from 9:20 till 9:30 and
Miss Spears suffered from 9:30 till

SPEAKISG IS SUPERLATIVES:
Most in love boy on the campus is Jimmy
Sales. . .prettiest hair and eye coloring belongs
to Margaret Stanley and Jessie Roby...most
harried looking kids are those on the Kernel
staff, on Monday and Thursday. . .the most
surprised looking face is in front of Polly Dawson's head. . .twinkliest eyes are owned by Pro- ma Life" to Alma Love.
Came September and Carol Flohr.
fessor Enoch Grehan . . . most comfortable perThe faithful Hicks came bouncing
son to talk with is Mrs. Frank McVey...
up the KD steps and Carol Flohr 9:40.
Deltachi pin
in the loudest colors are found around John floored him with aeyes,
Boo Houlihan, who has been
right between the
and she totin' the punk for Miss Spears.
Morgan's neck... the guy with the most orig- burst forth with a volley of
believed her to be a very reliable
names appropriate for such young lady. When he
inal ideas is Al Vogel...and the gals most eliheard of the
rascality.
drug store disaster he fell on the
gible for murder are the ones who carry on
Old Joe. who now devotes his life floor and groaned, "My
heart is
telephone conversations at Boyd hall! to the improvement of hambur- pulverized."

Catnpus News

G-- E

Bugs was studying journalism In
a Philadelphia reporter hatch and
he was taking a course in feature
writing.
The home work assign- -'
ment this time was a story about
the nobility, religion, and virtue.
When the students came In with
their prolix essays. Bugs started to
tremble because his was so brief.
But the prof sent Mr. Baer to the
head of the mob when he handed
In the following classic:
"My Ood." screamed the countess, "get your hand off my kneel"

IS, 10.16

The Most Popular
Senior Boy and Girl?
The Lafayette Studio is going to let you
decide who they are. Every student is eligible to vote. Be sure to read the rules
below.

Prizes!

Prizes!

Prizes!

one-hal-

BIGGER AND BETTER TURBINES
nrw 1
built by General Electric and recently
placed in service in tbe Kiver Rouge plant of
the Ford Motor Company, acta aeveral new
records in turbine construction.
It ia the firot large unit in the world to operate
at 1200 pound pressure and at 900 Fahrenheit.
Although weighing approximately 2,000,000
pound, it occupiea leaa than a cubic foot for
each kilowatt of output. Because of it extremely high efficiency, lew than a pound of
coal generates a kilowatt-hour- .
turbine and generator are
The
unit.
mounted directly above the
Surbealed steam enters tbe upper unit at 12
pound and 900 degrees and, after producing
5)5,000 kilowatts, flows directly into the low- treasure unit where it produce another 55,000
I.ilowatts. This is tbe first
turbine
in which the steam enters tbe low pressure
stage without reheating.

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FELLOWSHIPS

fall eight young men will be carrying

THISadvauced

research in eeveo American
universities under fellowship granta from the
Ciiurlc A. Collin Foundation. Tbe recipients:
George E. Boyd, U. of Chicago '33. At
Chicago.
Lyn.au K. Fink. U. of California '33. At
California. Second grant of fellowship.
Alviu II. Uowell. I). of Kansas 'it. At

MIT.

Richard W. Porter, U. of Kansas '34. At
Yale. Second grant.
Julian S. Scbwinger. Columbia '36. At
Columbia.
Chauneey Starr, R.P.I. '32. At Harvard.
Second grant.
Harold G. Vogt. U. of Buffalo '31. At
Harvard.
Since 1922, when the General Else trie Company
established tbe Charles A. Coffin Foundation ia
honor of tbe Company's brat president, 113
fellowships have been awarded for advanced
work ia electricity, physics, and physical
chemistry.

Russell A. Nielsen, Stanford '33. At Stan
ford.

$5.00 Cash Award or $12.00 Studio

Trade

Value to each winning contestant.

READ THESE RULES:
1.

Any Senior boy or girl may enter.

2.

Petitions to enter contest must contain 20 student names.
All petitions to enter contest must be addressed to Alfred H.
Vogel, "Lafayette Studio Contest Editor," Kernel Business Of-

3.

fice, Campus.

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Nourishment is provided by special chemicals
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6.

A ballot will be published In

Office by

the Kernel, October
the names of contestants.
Every U. of Ky. student is eligible to vote.

16,

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containing

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petitions must reach the Kernel Business
Thursday, October 15.

4. All

SELECT the SENIOR boy and girl NOW!
get behind them and
Help your favorites
work
The winners will get a big boost for
Many fuadded prominence on the campus
ture honors will be decided by the result of this
contest.

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