THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

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The Kentucky Kernel
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EDITORIAL
EDITOR
Niel Plummer
John R. Bullock, Jr.
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Helen Shelton
A. P. Robertson
Llewellyn Jones
Frances Cregor
Joe Palmer
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NEWS
NEWS EDITOR
Virginia King Conroy
ASSISTANTS
Catherine Carey
Catherine Redmond
Frank Davidson
Beecher Adams
J. C. Finley
Louise Jefferson
Elizabeth Strossman
Henry Mortimer
Evalee Featherston
Harry McChesney

David Alexander

REPORTERS
Byron Pumphrey
Rebecca Edwards
Martha Connell
Virginia Baker
Betty Reganstein
Ethel Stamper
Kathleen Lowry
E. M. Sargent
Dorothy Darnell
William Glanz

EDITOR
Thelma Snyder
ASSISTANTS
Martha Minnehan
George Moore Jameson

Leida Keyes

AnnWilliams
Jewell Hayes
Mildred

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Virginia Early
W. D. Scott
Newt Combs
J. B. Rhody
Martin Glenn

SPORT EDITOR
Frank K. Hoover

SOCIETY

SPECIAL WRITERS
Lydia Roberts, Exchanges
Kathleen Peffley, Feature!
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Virginia Boyd, Literary
P. P. Baker, Cartoonist
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director, Elmer G. Sulzer, such as the buying of standard
A. F. M. uniforms, the enlargement of the repertoire,
and every effort is being made to improve the band.
Our most sincere wishes for your continued success,
director and members of the "best college band in Dixie."

DISCUSSION

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Sunday school lesson for Novem
By Rev. Roy
ber 14; Joshua 14:6-1H. Kleiser, Pastor of Park Methodist
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Church.

THE ALABAMA GAME

THE CAPTAIN'S REQUEST

Kentucky must wait at least one more year before
she can hope to win the southern conference championship in football. All hope for the championship this
year was lost last Saturday when the referee's whistle
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game with the Wildcats
ended the
on the short end of a 14-- 0 score.
Kentucky was defeated but her defeat was no
Sport critics and spectators agree that the Blue
and White clad players put up a courageous fight, and
more a clean one. It is to be regretted that Kentucky
was obliged to play with so many of her regulars crippled and out of the game, but Kentuckians are not
accustomed to complain of such misfortune after the
game. The goddess of luck was against the Wildcats
Saturday; perhaps she will smile upon them next year
when they once more strive to "turn the tide."
The Kernel notes with genuine satisfaction that this
game was marked by the same pleasantness of relations
which have always existed between the two schools.
Every courtesy was extended to the team, the band, and
"rooters" who accompanied the team to Alabama. While
it is true that the drum major of the University of
Alabama for the second consecutive year neglected to
return the salute of the Kentucky band, The Kernel is
satisfied that this was purely an oversight.
The game was between gentlemen and was played
as such.
The team that was stronger that day won.
But this does not mean that Kentucky does not have
a good team. She has. And unless our power of
prophecy is absolutely nil, there are three schools who
will soon discover this fact to their sorrow.

The (Japtain stands before his chief.
He has a request to make. He pre-

sents bis case with deference but asForty-fiv- e
years before
surance.
they had been in the secret service
together under one of the ablest and
most unique leaders in the annals of
history. Moses, trained as a prince
of the royal house of Egypt, had des
pised the scepter and espoused the
n
peocause of his own
ple, hopelessly oppressed and enslaved.
He had broken their bonds and stirred
within the breasts of the dispirited
masses a keen hope of realizing the
promises of the ancient Covenant that
had been handed down by tradition
from the founders of the race.
In the march across the desert Ca
leb and Joshua had been the most able
of the liberator's young lieutenants.
When the marching hosts had reached
"he banks of the Jordan at Kadesh- Barnea, opposite the land of promise,
these two had been among the ten
pies sent out to reconnoiter the ene
my. In their report eight of them
had counciled against an attack, but
Caleb and Joshua had presented a
minority report urging that they cross
over and engage the enemy at once.
There was confusion and delay followed by a
attack and a
decisive defeat, and for forty years
the" Israelites had remained in the
desert living a nomadic life while
Moses sought to train them in the
rudiments of self government. Then
Moses had died and Joshua had sucW. W.
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And while speaking of absurdity we might mention
for your belief, that if your best friend won't tell
you your roommate will.

ASSISTANTS
W. D. Grote A. L. Pigman

the memory.
For many years it has been customary for leading
universities and colleges to celebrate once each year a
At the University of Kentucky it
general Homecoming.
the alumni's day should be observed
is traditional that
whenever possible on the day when the waiacais meet
their ancient rivals Centre College in football.
One week from tomorrow the university will hold
According to Raymond Kirk,
its annual Homecoming.
alumni association, it is expected that
secretary of the
more alumni will come back for the occasion this year
than ever before. No definite program has been ar
ranged as it was thought that graduates would prefer
to spend time as they chose, but an abundance of entertainment is promised in the way of the Centre game
in the afternoon and the annual Homecoming dance given
by the Alumni association in the evening. In addition
.the annual luncheon given by the College of Law and
various fraternity reunions will help to provide a full
day for returning alumni.
The Kernel joins with the Alumni Association and
the entire student body and faculty in extending a most
hearty welcome to all graduates and former students to
return to the university next week to see their alma
mater defeat their ancient rivals in football, to enjoy
the festivities of the day, and to make the Homecoming
the most successful ever held, one that will live long in
the memory of those who are now students and which
will store up in the memories of graduates, additional
recollections of their alma mater.

One juicy morsel which the exchange editor seems
to have overlooked this week is that sorority houses at
the University of Denver are now being closed at 8
o'clock Monday evenings so that fraternity men will
be forced to attend frat meetings more regularly.

No well dressed college man is
without one. It's the original,
correct slicker and there's bo thing as smart or sensible for
rough weather and chilly days.
Made of famous yellow waterproof oiled fabric. Has
strap on collar sad elastic at wrist-bandClasp-dosin- g
style
,
Button-closin- g
style
Stamp the correct name in your
memory, and buy no other.

Nowadays when you hear a tinkle of steel behind
you as you stroll about the campus, you must look
around to determine whether it be a cadet with spurred
boots or a co-e- d with unbuckled galoshes.

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LITERARY SECTION
VIRGINIA BOYD, Editor
PLAINT
I hung my haert in a high tree:
There, I though, it would be safe from aught that could
touch me.
The wind cooled It, and sang a low song
To hush its restlessness. Long and low
The rain beat upon it, softly beat
Like the swift patter of a child's feet.
The sun shone down and the moon shone:
You might have thought it was their own
Heart hanging there, not mine, they were so pitying kind,
So- warm, so comforting.
-

I hung my heart in an high tree:
I walked with men, lonely and satisfied,

Scorning to know, in bitter, heedless pride,
.
The strangest, saddest lack in me
F.
Its eager questioning.

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Since the dean of women has moved her office into
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Some one once said that absence makes the heart
grow fonder, all of which seems to be bunk so far as
the dear deans and profs are concerned.

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CHALLENGE
Red gleams the wine in Life's deep cup.
Come, drink it off, and never fear!
What though there's poison in it? Up,

Be
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Drink all, Life's perfect connoisseur!

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OUR BAND
Dressed in their neat new blue uniforms and led
WRAITH
drum-majin his elaborate
by their
through labyrinthine days,
You have escaped me
costume and their pulchritudinous sponsor, the Univer
Through starless nights, through an empurpled maze
received a tremendous ovation
sity of Kentucky band
Of fleeting dreams, and still white hours
from the 10,000 spectators assembled as they paraded We lay together and were hours
in perfect step about Rickwood field on the occasion of Alone, I knew you not.
Love, that I thought could blot
y
game last Saturday.
the
even life itself from me, is fled
Throughout the entire game the band had never Time, pain and
You are dead
In the cold hour of waking
support of the team. Whether the team Who never lived save in my dreams
faltered in its
was gaining ground or being slowly pushed back, the Of finding you
Only there gleams
band was with it every minute, inspiring it to struggle Mockingly ever, cruel, fair,
your shining hair . . .
And when the Your white, white face
its hardest for its alma mater.
F. D
crippled Blue and White team was being pushed back
by the powerful Crimson eleven they listened to the
inspiring notes of "My Old Kentucky Home" and dug
DEATH
their heels desperately in the soil of Rickwood field
When the moon rides high on an Autumn sky,
Press accounts of the game contained long and glow
And you hear in the breeze that sways the trees,
ing tributes to the
musicians of the Blue Grass. A ghostly deathlike sigh,
Birmingham acclaimed it again as the "best college band And you're all alone, alone in space,
And far from the stars on high:
n
line." Once again the uni
south of the
Whatever your breed, whatever your creed,
versity band has covered itself with glory.
You wonder, when I die.
Undoubtedly the R.O.T.C. band is one of the best Is it judgment day or just decay?
advertising agencies of the university. Last year it What comes on when I pass by?
is estimated that it played to more than 150,000 people
Valhalla, heaven, hades, hell, the happy huntnig ground,
at football games alone. And everywhere it played it Creations of the mind of man, the fear of death to drown.
was praised in the highest manner.
For there's horror in that nothingness, that nonexistent
The Kernel is gratified to note the favorable comstate,
ment which the band is receiving on all sides this year. That turns strong men to weaklings, and makes them
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TOURS EUROPE
Four students and graduates of the
University of West Vigrinia accompanied by five men from Huntington
made an extensive tour of Europe as
members of an orchestra last summer.
This group played for 1300 Scotchmen
on board the ship going over and
played in several of the European
countries while abroad.
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HOMECOMING
There is a certain peculiar whimsicality of charm
contained in the very word Homecoming when used in
There is an irresist- .!
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tuimciuuii
suggested to the mind
able appeal in the thought
the idea of hundreds of alumni scattered far and wide
throughout the nation returning for a day's festivities
at the institution where they spent four of the happiest
years of their life; of renewing friendships made long
years ago and revisiting scenes and spots hallowed in

exists the moral equivalent of the
Anakim:
Are you seeking an oppor- .unity to drive them out? Is your
imbition to find some soft place in
Jfe, or are you seeking the difficult
;ask that carries with it the glory of
e
achievement ? As your
faith and courage is, so will be your
reward! It is one of Life's irrevoc
able laws

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and the adjacent territory.
It hac
taken nearly five years to complete
the task of "mopping up" to the point
where they could dwell in the lane
with some degree of security.
This lesson .finds them with the tasl
fairly well accomplished.
The combination of religious faith and militarj
genius had at last enabled them to
wrest the land of their fathers from a
far superior force and though some
parts of it was stilly infested with
scattered tribes of the enemy, Joshua
was proceeding to apportion out thr
land to the tribes of Israeli
Caleb, old enough in point of service as well as in years to be seeking
3ome easy place, boldy requested, in
stead, one of the most difficult as
signment the land of Hebron. Here
dwelt the Anakim, a vigorous anc
.varlike tribe, but the old man sought
he task of driving them out and developing the land with a confidence
born of his faith in divine guidance
and his years of faithful service.
The moral to be drawn from this
lesson is this: The final vindication o
right and the ultimate victory to the
man who has the courage to stand for
Forty-fiv- e
his convictions.
years be
fore the people had wanted to stone
Caleb and Joshua for the report they
had brought (Numbers 14:f0), but
this occasion finds Joshua having succeeded to the high command and Caleb
receiving the most important assign
ment of territory: Faith and patience
were being vindicated
In Hebron lay the sacred cave of
Macphelah, tomb of the founders of
the race. Caleb fulfilled his promise
and made the land a strong hold of
the tribe of Judah from which radiat
ed most of the glory of Israel's sub
sequent history.
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