Centennial Homecoming (Or where have all the students gone?)
Thou shalt have no other social events before thee, in the presence of thy alums.
Thou shalt build floats of great proportion.
Thou shalt applaud with vigor the young Christians.
Thou shalt not drink, for thou art not an alum.
Thou shalt not commit hypocrisy.
Thou shalt honor the alums, that their influence may flow forth upon this institution.
Thou shalt acknowledge with humility the goodness of this offering.
Thou shalt not take the name of the coordinator in vain.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven likeness of such revelry, for the coordinator is a jealous coordinator.