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fabulous salaries, big titles, golden opportunities. Whom should I work for to
guarantee myself a secure future and top
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Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T.
Dear Dr. Frood: Would you please explain Einstein's theory of relativity in
simple terms.
physics Major

The Coliseum ticket office announced Saturday that 1,000 general admission tickets for next
Saturday's
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ball game would go on sale yesterday.
The tickets, priced at $2 each,
are good for student section seats.
The move apparently came after
poor turnouts by UK students for
the past several weeks.
During the past few weeks several games have been sellouts only
to see large numbers of vacant

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Brooklyn.
In winning the National League
pennant last year, the Dodgers
won less games than any previous
winner in their league since the
schedule went into effect
55 years ago.
The Dodgers won 88 games,
counting their two playoff victories
over Milwaukee!
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pennant with E9 victories in 152
games (two games wye canceled).
The 1928 St. Louis Cardinals won
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Dear Dr. Frood: For many months

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Dear Capable: Dad.
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slogan for Lucky Strike: "Remember
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Strike people realize there is a most serious obfuscation here.' The modifier is
awkward. Does "great" modify "taste"?
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English Professor

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your letter. Now that there Is no one to
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Dear Dr. Frood: My sociology Professor
says parents should be held responsible
for juvenile delinquency. Do you agree?
Soc. Major

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Note: It is understood that for a
regularly
registered
cooperative
student a year's work will be considered as the requirements for the
two quarters of residence.
That's what the SEC says about
the subject.
In the manner in which this rule
is stated, it appears that a UK
player could have a 1.1 standing
and still be eligible as long as he
passed the required three-fiftof
the hours required for graduation
in his respective college.
However, there is the small matter of the 2.0 standard set up by
University of Kentucky officials!
It would make interesting research for a term paper.

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Northeast Louisana State, led by
Don and Dave Styron, won the
meet with 43 points. Kentucky was
second in the meet with 20 points.
The Styron twins scored 21 of
Northeast Louisana's 43 points and
helped add five more by running
the first and final legs of the mile
relay, won by Northeast Louisana.
The Styrons set new Coliseum
records in the
dash and
high and low hurdles.
the
In two of the events they ran first
and second.
Whelan won the mile with a
time of 4:26.3. Tom Keeney of
Florida State and Bill Jennings of
Alabama finished second and third
respectively while UK's E. G.
Plummer came in fourth.

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which would leave him eligible After Georgia Tech defeated
for competition during this se- Kentucky in December, we made
Kentucky's Press Whelan won
mester,
c the prediction that, despite the the mile run Saturday in the anCats 4 record at that point, the nual Coliseum Relays at MontgomWhether any player failed to
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Wins Mile Run

Adolph Rupp team would still win
make his grades, or if he made 20 games.
them up or not, this corner does
The Kentucky won-loledger as
not know and does not expect to
of now sUnds as 16-- 6 with three
have the records opened for him
or any other
party. games remaining. Looks like, unless Georgia Tech gets beaten
But what can be done is to an- and the Cats get by Alabama twice
and
swer one question which has been Tennessee,
that prediction is doomon many minds what are the elig- ed for failure.
ibility standards required for an
athlete at the University of KenTech's Roger Kaiser, the SEC's
tucky.
leading scorer, again kept his team
This is what the SEC Athletic in the title chase. The Tech capEligibility Rules say about the mat- tain hit for 25 points, including 13
ter:
of 14 free throws, in Tech's
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Rule IV
victory over Georgia Saturday
Scholarship.
night.
1. A freshman shall be eligible
With two minutes remaining and
for competition during the first Tech leading
Kaiser pumped
term of semester immediately upon through two foul shots which provmatriculation. For further competi ed to be the margin of victory.
tion he must have gained credit
during the preceding term or semester of residence for three-fift- h
of the work of that period for
graduation.
2. A student to be eligible for
competition during the first, second, and third varsity years must
have passed during the preceding
year of residence three-fourtand
during the preceding quarter or
semester of residence three-fifth- s
of the1 proportionate percentage of
hours required for graduation in
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The Kentucky Catfish were upset by Vanderbilt and Sewanee
over the weekend in two down-to-th- e
By Stewart Ileclger
wire decisions.
Vanderbilt edged the Catfish,
freeby winning the
style relay, the last event on the
For the past two to three seats in the upper regions of the card.
weeks rumors have been cir- students' section.
UK got things rolling when the
Cold
bad
could be
culated from class to class and blamed and some weatherpoor turn- relay team of Mike Durbin, Tom
for
of the
from grill to dorm about this or outs, but is that the only reason?
that Kentucky basketball play- Maybe one of the reasons has aler having failed to make grades ready been mentioned.
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dividual events and the
freestyle rrlay.
Ted Bonder wa the big winner
for the Catfish ai the sophomore
from Hungry swept to victory in
both the breast stroke and butterfly events. Paul Shapiro gained
the other win for UK in the
freestyle.
The UK swim team Journeys to
Richmond Wednesday to meet the
Eastern Kentucky Maroons. Earlier
this year the Catfish upset highly
in a thriller
touted Eastern.
at the Coliseum pool.
Friday a strong Cincinnati swim
crew comes to Lexington to take on
the Catfish at the Coliseum pool.

Cambron, Rill Eaton, and Skip
d
medley
Bailey swept the
relay in 4:24.2.
Vandy's Jack Fish and Ernie
Jackson came back to cop the next
two events. Fish flashed through
freestyle in 2:23 flat
the
freestyle
Jackson took the
in :24.8.
Fish and Jackson continued their
domination in the freestyle events
by respectively capturing wins in
races
the 440- - and
Fish upset UK's Paul Shapiro in
the 440 as he was clocked in 5:26.5.
freestyle
Jackson took the
in 55 seconds flat
The closest race of the day was
breaststroke. Tom
the
Cambron and Ted Bonder smashed
across the line in a dead heat, both
being clocked in 2:46.9.
Mike Durbin and Bill Eaton
picked up the two other firsts for
the Catfish. Durbin won the
backstroke with a time of
2:34.2. Eaton swam across the line
individual
first in the
medley in 2:38.5.
In the deciding relay Vandy
edged the Kentuckians
with a
clocking of 3:51.2.
Kentucky
defeated
Sewanee
Saturday,
UK won three in

By GEORGE SMITH

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