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II I.S Willi Mm lieitul mul nvnil..l
tremors that 1 step into the shoes
or Mr, Artlcry, who Is a real humorist to say little or nothing of his
By GERTRUDE EVANS
superb talents at unearthing the
most vile scandal. We all no doubt
mvu wuwicrcei just how ho gained
access to his brilliant store of
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rt ennma minnr that the kutM.
Kiiowicugc of the "ffoln'n-on- "
of hn
campus.. I feel It a nartlcular rlntv cds prefer marriage but this Is true
according 10 a cupyuiK irum umo
w utouiuai; fcumn
ni lllc tinriArlinurl Wcsleyan University which says that
methods. Just wait!
la thn most nonnlnr r
Tabulations of a
among their s.
The ODcnlnif nf tiin
s,
questionnaire miawticu uy
n the midst of n holiday, was In
show that over 60 per cent prefer
truth. inOSt Innilgnlnlntie ft,.
housekeeping as vocation.
of the fact that Delta Chls seemingly frightened all the chapcroncs
Here arc a few snappy grid defi
away), but Its prospects are bright- nitions taken from Basil Abram.
er now. What with thn har hm Savannah Press.
dance, the Alpha SIg cubby hole
Holding Ramble scat technique.
party, and the Urnnd Ball thrown
Forward Pass (a) .Illegal use of
by the Kappas, last week end's hands, (b) .Hospitality to the guy
schedule was a better follow up. sitting on the row la front
This week the place is swamped
Neutral zone uau inc distance
under a deluge of Jazz, punch and between the living room and kitch- sticky Hoors, inane dance conversation; and other characteristic trials
unnecessary Delay A guy who
to take the patience of Job. By the waits until he's leaving for an exway, how did the Alpha Gams ever cuse
to kiss her.
decide to let the Kappas put one
Fair Catch A visitor, male or fe
over on them bv having n foil rfnnnn male, who is unencumbered.
first?
Disqualified Player victims oi
halitosis.
Since the heroic return of Dick
Downs Condition which requires
Brewer, erstwhile editor of the sole aspirin and tomato juice the next
COPY Of the Mnrmshlnnr nn
tun morning.
nowstands, there seems to have been
Interference Any third party.
quite a furor created at th Alpha
Xi house. One of the sisters was
This is a world of imitation. From
slightly embarrassed, it Una iw,., the first, the child is taught to do
said, when he dashed in on a prc- - things as others do them. The most
viuus uaie, ana greeted her WARM- important crisis in the individual's
LY. Oh mV. Oil tno thocn rlocV,!.,
s life comes during the first year at
Texansl
college. If he is fundamentally intelligent, he gradually comes to have
original Ideas; if not, he continues
Another hot mm nn Mm A1..l,
Gams that so far has been kept to grope and gape. Originality is a
under cover because of an error stranger in most universities. Colm uic papers. They dared to pull lege is not a place to mark tune for
period. It is not a sim
t
another flri nlnrm nnf JUIIK tWU a four-ye..V.V
which was credited to the Alpha Xls ple interlude between youth and ma
in print. The firemen from the turity; it is a period when the
youthful mind must begin to funcWoodland st.ftt.lnn am
.n
quainted now that they walked right tion independently. Syracuse Daily
ngnt in ana proceeded with their Orange.
sparch without hesitation. Perhaps
My, how different
are
some of the rumors rpppntiv iia
about this house of Greeks is true when they're only a state or two
away. Denver Clarion.
aner an.

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Toniirht the Peanut VennWK smH
the Pigskin Heroes, with some sev
enty guests win cavort at the annual dance that the Nickel Snatch-er- s
give for the sridiron warriors
There ought to be a law against
mis. juesiaes, it sounds like a rough
party.
Now that Kellv is twicp nn alter
nate captain, there have been no
end of aueries as to lust what, tho
title means, if any. Address all
answers to the Kelly Fan Mail Club,
Big White House, South Lime.
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Just like Madame Queen, nil t.he
co-eare writing Santa Claus
letters as Andy moans, no wonder
the Merry Old Gent has a white
beard!

Chicago University
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Faculty and
Approval

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Trustees Give
of Novel

Ex-

amination Plan
The University of Chicago had
taken steps to put its house in or
der before Dr. Flexner's work reached the bookstores.
During his
twelve months at Chicago as president, the
Robert May-na- rd
Hutchlns has been developing
a pian, wnereby a student would
get his degree whenever he could
pass a comprehensive examination.
On November 18. a dav before the
publication of Universities, Chicago
irusiees ana lacuity gave the Hut-chiplan their approval.
President Hutchlns believes
in
neither the conventional graduate
school nor the traditional four-ye- ar
unaergraauate system which keeps
a diploma on ice for any one who
can amass a certain number of
credits. He will therefore meree all
departments into
nve large sections, concerned with
the physical sciences, the social
sciences, the humanities and so on.
In these a student may work as he
pleases, take his comprehensive examination whenever he is ready and
after examination, continue in special classes if he wishes and if his
standing is satisfactory. A genius,
we are told mav pass the examinations in two of three months; a brilliant student, In a year.
students my loaf alone four
years before being dismissed without degrees.
Essentially, the plan rewards in
dustry, without making it compulsory. Under it, the serious student
may go at his own gait, rather than
at the gait of those who yearn to
be saxophone players or football
coaches at Jerkwater colleges. The
one plain objection to the Hutchlns
plan Is that It may tend to over-strespeed in education. Whether
it does or not will become apparent
during the next five years. At the
end of this period the plan will be
continued, modified or abandoned
according to its effect upon students, teachers and research work
ers. At present It must be set
down as an interesting and likely-lookiexperiment

INTRODUCE...
"FLOPPY" FORQUER
During "Floppy" Forqucr's senior
year in high school, New Castle, Ky
he was captain of the track, foot
ball, basketball, and baseball teams.
At the University of Kentucky he
has not only been outstanding in
athletics, but has gained other honors. He Is a member of Lamp and
Cross, Scabbard and Blade, and O.
D. K. Last summer he won the
heavyweight boxing championship
at Camp Knox.
"Floppy" Is in the College of Edu
cation, but he docs not contemplate
teaching as his life work. If circumstances permit he may coach
next year.

Two Smart
Evening Fashion Notes

VIRGINIA DOUGHERTY

Meeting Virginia Dougherty in
McVcy hall one day I bcsclged her
with my favorite questlonalre.
I entered the university an a
Junior and my first honor was that
of being the only girl on the debat
ing team," she said.
"Aren't you also a member of the
Kernel staff?" I asked.
"Yes, I was elected associate news
editor and associate editor," said the
lovely sponsor.
"What are your other activities?
queried.
"Member of Phi Beta, girl's band,
and Taeta Sigma Phi, honorary
Vogue and Harper's Bazaar have written pages
Journalistic sorority," she replied.
about the "Greek Influence on the Mode," but
"At what school were you a fresh
it took I. Miller to present a really Grecian
man?" I asked.
sandal in white moire, with all its lavlshness
I spent my first year at the
University of Wyoming where I was
of detail.
a member of PI Beta Phi, social
sorority, debating team, orchestra,
$16.50
dramatics, swimming team, and the
Branding Iron staff," she answered.
'Where did you attend high
school?" I asked.
"I went to a girl's school in Salt
Lake City, Rowland Hall. While
there I also was a member of the
debating team, dramatic club, choir,
and art editor and literary editor of
the annual staff," she enumerated
for me.
During the Interview I felt per
fectly at ease because of the charming manner'with which she met me.
Kizerm en pick conference teams.
Possibly this characteristic is one of
Exponent the many causes for her popularity
team.
Team: Ganten beln (Wis on the university campus. Later, I
First
consin) L. E. Lubratovlch (Wiscon- learned that as another tribute, her
sin) L. T. S wider ski (Wisconsin) photograph
L. G. Morrison (Michigan) C. Zeller
THE MAN WHO KNOWS
(Indiana) R. G. Samuels (Michigan)
This new evening material has a dull sheen and
R. T. Newman
(Michigan) Q. R.
ranks at the front of the Evening Mode. It
The man who knows not and
Jensvold (Iowa) L. H. Berry (Illimay be tinted any shade desired. A "Fashion"
nois) R. H. Hudson (Michigan) knows not that he knows not, is a
fool shun him.
R. B.
model.
man who knows not, and
The
knows that he knows not, Is ignor
$10.50
antteach him.
The man who knows, and knows
Miss
not that he knows, is asleep awaken him.
WOLF WILE'S MAIN FLOOR
The man who knows, and knows
Ambrose, state leader of
Miss
home demonstration agents in Ten that he knows Is wise follow him.
Arabian Maxim.
nessee, win oe tne principal speaK-- er
at the general assembly of agricultural students at 9 o'clock, Friday morning, in the Judging Pavilion. Miss Ambrose will speak
from the home economic's viewpoint.
During the assembly the members
of the Judging team who represented the university at the InternaREAL MEXICAN CHILE "CHILE MAC" 50c SUNDAY DINNER
tional Exposition, the state health
champions, Allaine Hill and Duke
STEAK DINNERS
THE RUMBLE SEAT SQUEEZE
Petit, a member of the champion
club judging team, Wilford
Graves, and a member of the team
which represented the state of Kenr
s
tucky at the National Dairy show
in St. Louis, Boyd Wheeler, will be
introduced. The last four students
are freshmen who won their honors before entering the university.

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PROFESSOR WRITES ARTICLE
Colvin P. Rouse, a member of the
faculty of the College of Commerce,
has written an article entitled,
"Communications ofMercant lie
Agencies" which appeared in the latest edition of the Temple Law

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the college hall of fame in the
current issue of College Humor
magazine. Miss Reynolds was chos
en as one of the eight beauties in
the annual beauty contest. She is
Is a member of the Delta Zeta sorority, and a sponsor in the Military department. Her home is In
Covington, Kentucky.

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