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UNIVERSITY OP KENTUCKY

NO.

JANUARY 8, 1920

LEXINGTON, KY

VOL. XVI

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WILL TELL NEEDS TO LEGISLATURE

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WILDCATS MEET
BEREA FIVE HERE

$25,000

Old Greetings Shower Students

SATURDAY NIGHT

On Return from Xmas Holidays

Mountaineers Will Be Given
Long Desired Opportunity to
Furnish Opposition Against
Kentucky Champions

Indian Gauntlet Was Tame Bit of Sport Compared to That Run
by Scholars on Making Appearance on Campus
After 13 Days of Grace in Old
Home Town

LOSS AS APPROPRIATION WILL BE ASKED OF
STOCK JUDGING GENERAL ASSEMBLY IN FRANKFORT
PAVILION BURNS
Livestock Building and Entire
Contents Including Valuable
Ribbons, Destroyed in Spec-

tacular

LAST YEAR

Fire Friday
Night

Amount To Be Requested Will Be 'Only Large
Enough to Meet Minimum Requirements
of University During Next Two
Years of Operation
CITY OFFICIALS

PLEDGE

AID

There is nothing to be said against DEFECTIVE
(By Kyle Whitehead)
FLUE CAUSE
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the spirit of welcome that has been
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Challengers Nosed Out in Tight
Ku,.w.b w
inu ,u
wm,u:(
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coon as
Games by Cincinnati Teams
bit of sport compared with the gaunt-- ,
but'the next pcrson that aakf) neuunuing
Adjustments
Insurance
let of greetings the university stu another how Santa Clnus treated
This Season
Are Made
dent ran when he made his nppearancc them, or if they had a nice Christmas,
The basketball team of Berca Col- on the campus after exactly 13 days the wrath of all the gods should dc- -

COUNTY,

tomorrow night and satisfy their long
desired wish by playing a game with
the Wildcats. The game will start
promptly at 8 o'clock.
Last year Berca crushed the opposition in every game that they played.
Kentucky Wesleyan, Transylvania,
Georgetown, and Louisville fell before
their furious onslaught, nnd they were
not the only unfortunate ones, as
teams outside of the state failed in
their elTort to halt the Mountaineers.
They ended one of he most successful
seasons that any team could enjoy,
and as a result laid strong claim for
the state championship. There was
only one obstacle in her path, and
that was Kentucky.
Wanted to Play Kentucky
Kentucky's record was very much
more impressive than that of Berea's,
as the Wildcats had quelled, all comers in the state, and also some of the
strongest teams in the South, and
more than that, went two rounds in
the Southern Conference tournament.
Consequently the Mountaineers' rating was completely overshadowed by
that of Kentucky.
n
game,
However, if a
which Berea wanted, could have been
arranged between the two institutions,
the winner would have been returned
the state champion. Berea withdrew

Giving the report of the Board of Trustees for the biennium
to the governor and the legislature of Kentucky, the
University of Kentucky bulletin, recently off the press, tells in
part the many needs of the university for which an appropriation will be asked of the general assembly, which convenes in
Frankfort this month, to meet the minimum rquirements of the
university for the next two years.
Section XVI, headed "the needs of the university," contain
ing a general summary of the various needs, states that "they are
more urgent today than at any time in the history of the Univers- ty because of the presence of an increasing student body.
Continuing, we find: "By the erection of a dormitory for
women some of the pressure for provisions to house women students has been met. Fraternity houses are now owned by a
considerable number of societies, but aside from welfare buildings
for students, such as commons, hospitals and dormitories, the
great need now is to provide adequate space for classes. University classes are greater in number and attendance than the
room space. The next step to be taken is clearly in the direction
of relief for such a condition."
A paragraph is then devoted to a summary of the require
ments of the Experiment Station. Attention is drawn to the fact
that the farm is at present threatened with the possibility of
being cut into by the development of urban plots. This can be
prevented by purchasing a certain plot of 130 acres on which the
station now has an option.

UNDEFEATED

lege will come up from the mountains

of grace in the old home, town, as a cend upon his head. If some original
sort of Christmas holiday. But the Rtmjent hud irrcoted his friend with
was nnother expression, he would have
departure to the home nro-sidquite a contrast to the hallabaloo that i Droved himself distinctive.
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university farm last Friday night nt
Officials at the uni- 0:50 o'clock.
sa5d ,thf ho lws9 probab,y
patern after one another, and :vera;
students
are attracted by the same things, but would reach $25,000.
y
stucco
The pavilion was a
never has the limitedness and likeness
of verbal expression been so obvious. building and contained equipment for
If some ambitious statistician would two class rooms, seating capacity of
busy, he would probably learn that about 700 for livestock judging, meetthose two forms, of greeting were used ings and conventions, and rooms used
not less than ten thousand times in for the studying of animal husbandry.
The blaze was discovered and the
the first two days of classes
Here is to the student, lone mav a'arm turned in by rYol. H,. J. Kinney,
he live, who did not say more thanjfarm superintendent, who lives with- snorl instance 01 me uuiiumg.
ten times ' HoDe va had a men Chr st- - ln
mas," W'at'd Santa Claus bring ya?"
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"Thanks, ol' boy, for th' little card,
mi'ta nice of ya."

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began to swarm again.
Farewell Greetings Cold
It looked as if all the students were
"mad" at each other when classes
were dismissed last year, for they
caught busses, trains, and interurb-an- s
out of Lexington without as much
as a wave of the hand as an adieu.
Then when they all gathered again,
feminine arms flew around feminine
forms, the girls always taking chance
of
while each boy asked the other about the home town, and
how it was getting along., Witty remarks, sarcasm, and abracadrabra
filled the campus with an uproar.

one-stor-

trench-mout-

PADEREWSKI TO
PLAY HERE SOON

Frats Take Notice!
Sororities,
Fraternities to
Draw Dates for Formals
All sororities and ifraternities
on the campus who are scheduled
to give a formal dance this season are requested to send a representative to a meeting which will
be held Friday afternoon, at 3:30
o'clock in Dean Melchers office

post-seaso-

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Annual Affair for Men and
Women Is Great Stimulus

Will Appear

U. K. Orator AddreSSeS

MEET AT
for

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Better

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Farm

Life

Hazard

Associations!

at Woodland

Audi-

torium on January 27 for
Only Visit in State Dur--'
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for the purpose of drawing for
dates.
Emmet Milward,
Chairman of Social Committee of Men's Student Council.

FARMERS

Fire thought to havo started from
a defective flue, destroyed the University of Kentucky's livestock Judging pavilion and its contents on the

TICKETS NOW ON SALE
Lexington will be honored with the
only visit in the state this season by
Paderewski, on Wednesday night, January 27, when he will give one of his
inimitable piano recitals at the Woodland auditorium. Tickets, which are

already being sent to remote places
for many who will be present, should
ho nrrlnrnH frnm thn Lpxincrton Col- lege of Music. The prices are 4.40,

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his concert in New York

Get Your Mail!
2,000 New Lock Boxes Install-

ed in Book Store
As the old year passed into history so passed one of the most
thread worn of student excuses. No
longer will "I didn't get my nofor
tice" excuse an unhappy-onfailing to appear before his dean as
per notices found in the letter
boxes in each college, for during
the holidays 2,000 new combination
lock boxes were installed in the
university post office in the. basement of the new gym and each student will soon be assigned one of
these. If it is so desired, outside
mail will also be distributed
through these boxes.
The university post office is now
equipped to handle parcel post,
registered mail and money orders.

City and

26 Kenneth H. Tuggle Speaks to other musical centers.
To Close Smith Hall
JANUARY
CONVENES
Clubs and High, Schools of
"Packed from pot to dome was Carnegie Hall when the great artist, Students Ordered to Move Into
and
Mountain Town
The" fourteenth annual Farm
Ignace Jan Paderewski, stepped out
Home convention will be held at the
Boyd Hall Next Semester
Kenneth H. Tuggle, senior in the
great
stage
University of Kentucky from January 26 to 29, inclusive. The convention is attended by farmers and their
wives from all parts of the state and
is a great stimulus toward better
farming methods and more efficient
homemaking. Owing to the destruction of the stock judging pavilion by
fire on the night of January 1, the
meeting will be held in the men's
gymnasium;
The program for the convention is
The first
divided into thre parts.
comprises the general section for men,
at which agronomy, livestock, farm
economics and markets will be dis
cussed.

The second, a separate section for
women, will include such subjects as
home finance, home and community
recreation, music in the home, and
practical instruction in how to make
lamp shades, to' preserve meat and
poultry, and the value of foods from
the nutrition standpoint.
The third part will deal with sub
jects relative to the dairy industry,
and in addition members will be ap- (CONTINUED ON PAGE

the
greet its
Lamentation is heard from Smith
he bowed Hall, the girls' dormitory on Lexing
ton avenue, as the administration of
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the university has decided to close it.
girls in the new
Girl G e S There is room for the and unnecessary
building, Boyd Hull,
down.
must
City expense many ofbe cutseniors, however,
New
For
the
college
Smith Hall has been
Leida Keyes Writes Contest home since their freshmantheir
year. They
Winner on "Grover Cleveland, naturally look with regret on being
Man and Democrat"
uprooted intheir last semester.
The first order was to move im
Miss Leida E. Keyes, of Jamestown,
N. Y.. a freshman in the College of mediately upon return from Christ
Arts and Sciences, won n trip to New mas vacation, but an earnest request
York City during the holidays for her from the girls extends the time to the
Man opening of the second term. At that
essay on "Grover Cleveland,
will be
and Democrat," written while she was time the little group of fifteen life in
to the
in high school there last spring. The forced to readjust itself
contest was open to all high school the large residence hall.
and college students in the state of
New York between the ages of 17 and
1
The winners from each county
were entertained by the Democratic
committee of the state, of which Mrs

and
onf0 the darkened
College of Law of the university, is , audience rose to its feet to
in Hazard where he is making talks a0 Qt these many years as
before the Kiwanis and Lions clubs
and the students of the Hazard High i (CONTINUED ON PAGE
nchnol in the interests of the univer- city. Mr. Tuggle is speaking under
the auspices of the Student Speakers'
Bureau.
"The mighty Tuggle," as ho is
known on the university campus, has
gained great prominence during his
four years here as an orator. Last
year he was orator of the senior clasB
and for four years he was on the uni
versity debating team In his fresh.
man year he was elected to member-- 1
ship in the Tau Kappa Alpha, hon
orary debating and oratory fraternity,
and in his junior year ho represented
Kentucky in the Southern Intercollegiate Oratorial contest.
Ho has
spent the last two days in Harlan
making the addresses in behalf of the
university and he will return home
tonight.

Freshman
Trip to

York

taker of cats, par excellence, both fe- (By Jack Warren)
Mno
offered his services.
not later than immedi- This and human,
Beginning
plan has proved satisfactory and
SUKY Circlo will necessarately, the
ho Kentucky mascot is now more or
ily have to sell 50 per cent more Esk- 'ess secure in his lair in the New
pies and may even have to start Gym.
imo
passing the blanket to feed that unIt is the belief of Dr. Funkhouser,
named feline which blew in from the
that it will be practicnlly impossible
southwest, prior to the holidays,
The first bill presented left the to harness this mascot, due to the fact
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hat he is much larger than cither of
in it.- - l
(ylrcie Willi Vlie iiniireaoiuH "in
tact, mucii
Ht mufc havo been sending food homo , he other wildcats and, in
or witinL' sirloin wilder. It is hoped that some plan
uiu Mi.tiVM.
steaks. It was suggested that this nuy arise, whereby the cat may be
crituro be turned loose before each ' displuyed at all athletic contests'.
Pay your respects to Mr. Wildcat!
......I tiwruhv civinir him un onnortun- ity to eurn his meals instead of living But don't tease him or feed him. Dr.
ex-,- a
in luxury, as he is now doing. Of Funkhouser seems to believe that
h wn.iM nolitelv bo requested cosslve handling proved futal to the
may
to return to his iage after each re- -' former mascots, und that teasing
have the same result. Don't be afraid
paBtt
Tila ririo u,n nt a loss to know to visit this high and noblo creature
to
what to do with the immense wild- - but don't feel bud should he fail
Ht. until Trainer rranK jnann, care- - j rwjmy yum vu.
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As a suggestion for the improve- ment of the university and for the
Bjod of the state' an Engineering
DLiljllN Experiment Station is mentioned. In
LiArilVlO
nc discussion the following is found.
"1 '"k
states Engineering
"In twenty-eigh- t
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Experiment Stations have been estab- lished for the Durnose of studvinir the
Forenoon Tests Begin 8:d0 A.m. industrial questions, particularly vhe
Afternoon, 2 P. M. ; .Order Is engineering problems of the states
Kentucky might well profit by their
Changed ; First Hour Comes
example. The amount of money to
Saturday
start, the project is not large, but it
concenPROFS HAVE GUNS "SET" would give an impetus and on some
trate the purpose of research
The schedule for the first semester of the industrial and engineering probexaminations has been issued from lems of the state. To do this some
authority should be given by legis- the Registrar's office as follows:
Friday, Jan. 22 Chemistry and
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Hygiene.
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Saturday, Jan. 23 First

Minnie Logan Wheeler
Weds James Wilder
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classes.
Monday,
classes.

Tuesday,
classes.

Sworn m as
Elected
Attorney,
President of Optimist Club,
and Teaches Bible Class
K. Graduate

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Mrs. Roy GilbertfDrops,
Dead in Owensboro

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Mother of Miss Esther Gilbert,
University Student, Succumbs
to Heart's Disease
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by telephone
Word was received
Wednesday night of the sudden death
of Mrs. Roy Gilbert, of Owensboro,
Santa Claus Visits Lincoln whose daughter, Esther, is a promi
Candy
School With Fruits,
nent member of the senior class in
the university and n member of the
The Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. enter Kappa Kappa Gamma fraternity. Betained about 250 youngsters, members sides her daughter, Mrs. Gilbert is
of the first four grades from the Lin- survived by her husband and one son,
coln school, with a Christmas tree Randolph.
Monday afternoon, December 21, at
Miss Gilbert left immediately for
3.30 o'clock on the campus.
by
accompanied
Miss
Owensboro
Claus, who appeared at Wolf- - Marryunn Young.
Santa
Mr. Gilbert, who
Wile Company during the holidays, has been in Lynchburg, Va., will not
was loaned to the entertainment com reach Owensboro until noon Friday.
mittee. He, assisted by the advanced Funeral arrangements have not been
cadet officers, gave each child a bng made.
of fruit and candy furnished by the
Mrs. Gilbert was preparing to go
Y. M., and followed it with a toy to prayer meeting when she suffered
given by the Y. W.
nn attack of heart trouble and dropThe surplus of gifts and treats were ped dead. Although she hns not been
iven to the Lexington Boy Scouts for well her death was quite unexpected
and a terrible shock to her family.
distribution among the poor.

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ALL COME IN ONE DAY
Wheeler and
James Park, graduate in the class
James Wilder were united in marriuge
at Shelbyville Thursday afternoon, of 15, was signally honored Monday
wnen ue wua
nt 5 o'clock, accord ncr morning. January
rwn,hr
to word received by friends and rel-- 1 sworn in as county attorney, to which
office he was elected by the voters
utive8
M!H Whofili-for the nast two of Fayette county on me uepuuucan
years has been a student at the Uni- - ticket last November and three hours
club
vnitu nf ntiiMcv Her home was- later, at the Optimist nu w luncheon
uuu-orieinallv Georgetown but since en- at tne tjuayeue noiei,
nht has made her nresident of the Lexington Optimists
iiin uni
is uecamu ruuwu
ril,.no with nn aunt on Wood and Later in ine uayrecently taken up muv
his
She is a member of the Chi Mr. Park had
avenue.
duties as teacher of the Young Bus- nm..i,.i fmfrniv.
of the Park
Mr. Wilder is a former student of iness Men's Bible class
the University of Kentucky where he church.
While at the university, Mr. Park
was a member of the Kappa Alpha
fraternity. He is a brother of Gordon starred in athletics, being a three
Wilder, president of tho Lexington letter man for four years, and was
Before coming captain of the football team in his
Cut Stone Company.
to Lexington his home was Talladega, senior year. He wus a member of
Ala. At present he is connected with Keys, honorary sophomore fraternity,
the Phoenix National Bunk und Trust Thirteen, honorary junior fraternity,
Company.
and Lamp und Cross, honorary senior
Mr. and Mrs. Wilder took a Bhort fraternity. Mr. Park was also a
trip before returning to Lex- ington where they will make their (CONTINUED ON PAGE EIGHT)
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Capacity of Kentucky's New Mascot;
Trainer Mann Appointed Caretaker

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SUKY Circle Moans Over Eating

Greatest Need Now Is to Provide Adequate Space
for Classes; Present Condition
Congested

New Year Sets Example for Railroads
And Arrives at Lexington On Time;
Breaks All Worlds Records for Noise
(By LeRoy Smith)
went over to the office tho other
figurin' that everybody would be
m hand, rej6icin' over the exams
jvhich is comin' up. Everybody greets
me like I had tho smallpox. As usual,
they was short on scandal. The admiral drifted over my way, Cast anchor and says that there didn't seem
to be much to worry about except
somethiii' to put in the paper. I says
I was
glad that tilings was goin' so
well. He lights one of my cigarette.
with one of my matches mil observes
that I seemed to be able to say nothin'
and lake longer to say it than anybody else around the place and would
about the
I say a few kind words
would and he
New Year. I says
picks up my cigarettes kind of ab- like and floats back to
his desk. I got on one of them far
away clouds myself and floats right
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I asks a few questions
him.
"bout tho details, picks up my
like ami
rettes kind of
floats back.
New Year Arrives on Time
Well, tho New Year lilt where I
was at the usual time and was unThe
common noisy about arrivin'.
was havin' a meetin' at a hotel dvci'
cnted to the purpose of eatin', drink- in duncin , and mamn more racKei
tn,'m anybody else. I phones down and
reserves a table near me orenesira,
phones again and reserves a damsel
for the occasion, and wrestles all afternoon and most of the evenin' with
some formal raiment. There was a
lot to it but I got into everything
axctint (mo 0f the nieces which was a
sort ()f m)8H between a corset and a
straight-jacke- t.
I calls tho neighbe

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