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PAINTS PICTURES
If Conch Damage were a cartoonist, and he may be for all I know, he
would draw a picture of the University of Kentucky balanced on the edge
of a slanting roof. On the ground below he would paint the followers of
the Wildcat football team, gaping and wondering on which side of the
roof the University would fall.
Such, gentlemen, is the condition of football prospects for Kentucky
In 1930.
There Is a possibility of a successful season (Coach Oamagc
went so far as to say so), and there is an equal chance for a drab season
(also, nnd even more so, from Mr. Gamage). If all the football men make
a standing and return to school next fall, the Southern Conference may
prepare to crown a new champion. If they do not, you may continue to
gape at the roof.
Coach damage is not worried about the ability of the players he has
on his squad. He Is worried about the lack of players. True, Kentucky
has more and better men than before, but Coach Gamage firmly believes
that one good team cannot win all its games. It takes two good teams,
yea, even three good teams to bring home a championship. He will cite
the wonder team of Georgia Tech that brought in the roses from Cali
fornia. Georgia Tech had two strong teams that year. And he will make
long speeches on Notre Dame with her three versatile elevens which participate in every game.
Alibi or no alibi, Kentucky's best bets for 1930, left the Good Samari
tan hospital this week following an operation for appendlclties. Absence
from his classes at the end of the semester may cause Ellis to" fall to make
a standing. Notable among the other strong aspirants for berths on the
1930 machine who may fail to meet the scholastic requirements is "Babe"
Wright, bulky lineman. Coach Gamage is looking for trouble around the
tackle position this fall. He also is lamenting the loss of Pete Drury at
guard. There also is gossip that the candidates for fullback positions are
having a tough time hitting the grades in their studies.

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people of Knoxvlllc when he chaperoned his tennis team through the
South not so long ago. The inhabitants of the Volunteer state crowded
around to get a look at Carey Splccr nnd disregard good etiquette
altogether by discussing football and nothing more when the tennis team
was doing its best to make a good lmDrcsslon.
And we hear talcs to the effect thnt students at Vandcrbllt University
were wont to escort the Kentucky track team to their football field and
point to tho spot on the turf where Will Ed Covington stumbled and fell
while in the act of galloping for a touchdown. Funny people, these

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Upon Your Graduation

PAGE SEVAN

ADOLPI! F. RUPP, COACH OF BASKETBALL
Line up, ladles and gentlemen, nnd meet Mr. Adalph F. Rupp, who is
stocklly built, docs not wear glasses, has straight hair and the desire to .
develop winning basketball teams nt the University of Kentucky. Among
the few things we know about Mr. Rupp is that he Is not hasty In his actions. When wired the terms and Invitation to become coach at Ken- - j
tucky by the University athletic council in session Tuesday nftcrnoon, Mr. '
Rupp requested thnt he be allowed until Wednesday noon before making
his decision. He accepted by long distance telephone.
Like most of Kentucky's coaches, Mr. Rupp is young. He is 29 years
old and has nine years of active participation in basketball and four years
of coaching included In the history of his life. In other words, he has
been intimately associated with the game since he was 1 years old. Mr.
Rupp played on two championship teams nnd coached teams that won 81
per cent of their games, which speaks for itself. Mr. Rupp comes highly
recommended by Craig Buby, head coach of basketball at the University
of Illinois, although he never attended that institution or had any connections there whatever. Coach Ruby recommended Johnny Mauer and
Johnny made good.
Mr. Rupp will face the handicap that all new coaches must face the
critical eye of the students, alumni and fans, who arc skeptical to a high
degree. He will realize that unless he makes good he runs an excellent
contract and producchance of losing his job at th end of his two-yeing winning teams when so many of the coaches of other schools have
a head start by knowing their school and their material will be difficult.
We are not trying to be pessimistic, for we firmly believe we have the material and Mr. Rupp the ability. Good luck to him.

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houser and Dr. A. R. Middleton of
the University; James H. Gardner
of Tulsa, Okla.; Dr.- W. L. Porter, of
(Incorporated)
Davidson College, N. C; Dr. Glan-vill- e
heart-breakirelapse In football last season
Georgia Tech suffered a
236 EAST MAIN STREET
Terrlll, of Louisa, Va.; Rolla
and the Jinx of defeat has been hounding them ever since. Their bitterR. Ramsey, of the University of
est rival, the University of Georgia, has beaten them in every major
Indiana: and Dr. Walter H. Rvn.
PHONE ASHLAND 28
A memorial meeting for the late olds, of Liberty, Ind., who
sport this season. When it rains it pours.
conducted
Arthur M. Miller will be held Fri- his funeral services. Most of Dr.
day afternoon, May 3D, at 3 o'clock Miller's relatives from various states
DOFF YOUR HATS, GENTS, TO MR. FOSTER
on the lawn of his home in Max- - will be present.
Once upon a time the proud mama of a little boy decided her son
should be a minister, even as most proud mamas harbor day dreams that welton Court, overlooking the grove
which he gave
their progeny shall one day be President or alderman or dog catcher or some years ago. to the University i
Dr. Miller was for
Drofessor or the like. And even all of us fail to make the grade as Presi
35 years professor of geology in the j
dent, so did Malcolm Foster execute a complete backslide as a preacher.
University.
All of which is not my story at all; in fact, Malcolm won't even admit it.
The meeting will be held under
"Turkey" Hughes, who. Is trying to hypnotize himself into a magician
the auspices of the Geological So-- 1
and thus boost Eastern Normal into athletic fame, made four letters at ciety of America, of which he was
ROUND TRIP
the University of Kentucky. And now comes Malcolm "Coozy" Foster an esteemed member. Dr. W. R. '
FROM
from the village of Nicholasville with the intention of making the "Tur- Jillson, Kentucky State Geologist
FARE
LEXINGTON
and former assistant of Prof. Miller,
key" lose his tail feathers. "Coozy" was the only freshman at Kentucky , will
preside at the meeting. The
Half-far- e
for children between the ages of five and twelve years.
this year to become the proud possessor of four numerals football, bas- chief speaker will be Dr. Collier '
GOING: Special train leaves Lexington at 7:50 a. m. Tickets also
ketball, track and tennis. Coach Gamage is not averse to having a big Cobb, professor of geology at the '
good on Train No. 41 leaving Lexington at 5:35 a. m.
hunk of good natured beef hanging around which can gallop one hundred University of North Carolina, who
RETURNING: Special train leaves Cincinnati at 5:20 p. m. (Cenyards in little more than ten seconds, and Messrs. Kelly and Richards was intimately acquainted with Dr.
Miller for 40 years and who put
tral Time), 6:20 p. m. (Cincinnati Time). Tickets good on any
had better be looking to their laurels.
great trust in his character and
train leaving Cincinnati Sunday night.
With only the handicap of being a Pi Kappa Alpha and having a brief knowledge.
II. D. LYONS, T. P. A.
record or residence on Maxwelton Court to overcome, Foster may be wearOther men associated with Dr. j
Miller in various phases of his life
ing the tall feathers of "Turkey" Hughes before his senior year.
and work, will give testimonials of
their pleasant relations with him.
Coach H. H. Downing was a trifle annoyed by the action of the good Among these are: Dr. W. D. Funk-- !

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Starting May 26 and running un
31 the final examinations
will
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run on regular class
schedule. The last three recitations
will be given over to 45 minute exams. The Law College is an exception. Their exams come on the following dates:
May 21 Negotiable Instruments,
8 a. m. Property II, 8 a. m. Legal
Research, 1 p. m.
May 22 Equity II, 8 a. m.
May 23 Contracts, 8 a. m. Trusts
a. m.
May 24 Agency, 8 a, m.
May 26 Domestic Relations, 8

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May 27 Criminal Administration,
a. m. Torts, 8 a. m. .
May 28 Conflict of Laws, 8 a. m.
May 29 Constitutional Laws, 8
m. Civil Procedure, 8 a. m.
May 31 Criminal Law, 8 a. m.
Trial Pracltce, 8 a. m.

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Alpha Gam (at Sam): Do Vou
have the tlme?t
Milkman: "Yeah, but my horse
on't wait."
When a modem woman is found
sewing on tiny garments. They're
her own.
Z. T. A. (at baseball game): Oh
we have a man on every
base.
Delta Zeta: That's nothing, so has
the other side.

BILL."

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And then there is the fellow who
thinks he is a lady killer because
some one told him that he had a
broad knowledge.

She: "I know, but I promised Bill.
I'll give you a date with a good,
clever girl."
He: "I don t want a good, clever
girl. I want you."

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MUST PLAY OFF MATCHES
Pnrtlrinants in the tennis tourna
ment which Is being sponsored by
Woman's Aimeuc Association
must, nlnv off their first round
matches not later than Monday af
ternoon. Doth the sorority aouDjes
the slneles which are open to
everyone must be played off by this
time.
"What is a budget?"
"As nearly as I can tell it's a sys
tem of worrying before you spend
instead of afterward."

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Taste

GETTING DOWN to brass tacks, a cigarette

A hick town is a place where you
have to wait until washday to see
what the girls are wearing.
She: "What a beautiful gown.
How much did it cost you?"
He: "Just one good cry."

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