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Pat, Boyd, Smith Hall Inhabitants
Love Select Group in Men's Dorm
Morton Walker
The boys don't like It not much I
But you rcnlly can't do your best
work when there arc about three-fourtof the population of Pat,
Boyd and Smith halls, and
of the sorority row. In
front of the Men's Dormitories
calling "Love Forty," or some such
chatter. For you see there are far
more than forty boys In these dormitories and these occupants are at a
loss to Just who are the lucky forty.
It's these new tennis courts over
on Rose street that we arc talking
about. It all came about something
like this: Years ago when the first

of the three present men's dormitories was built It was thought best
to keep the boys and girls as far
apart as possible, and as a result the
dormitories of the respective groups
were put at opposite ends of the
campus. Since then, however, Dean
of
Mclcher and Superintendent
Buildings and
Grounds Maury
Crutchcr, have had a change of
heart. "Let the boys and girls get
together," they said. So they put
the tennis courts right In front of
the Men's Dorm.
The boys all appreciate the spirit
which lies behind this movement on
the part of the two

parties, but they feel that there Is
a limit to all things. In the first
place It Is no longer safe to pass
within a radius of 100 yards of any
of the tennis courts. One of the
residents of Bradley hall, an
man, said he had sufTcrcd
more from misplaced tennis balls
among other things, than he had
suffered during the entire World
War.
However, "what Is to be will be,"
and on any afternoon a passerby
can notice the entire personnel of
Brcckcnrldge, Klnkcad and Bradley
halls with their heads poked through
of these buildings,
the windows
presumably ndmlrlnfr the wonders
ivid the beauty
of nature, and
wondering when the five new tennis
courts now under construction will
be able to take care of the other
fourth of Patterson hall.

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Kentucky Alpha chapter of PI Mu
Epsilon, national honorary mathc- -,
mattes fraternity, held Initiation and
election of ofllcers Thursday night,
May 15, at the home of Dean Paul
P. Boyd on Waller avernuc. The
three initiates are oil Lexington
majors
girls, mathematics
and
'Juniors in the College of Arts and
Sciences.
The new officers of the organlza- tlon are Dr. H. H. Downing,
tor; Professor M. C. Brown, vlce- director: Prof. Elizabeth LeStour-geo- n,
secretary; Prof. Dudley South,
treasurer; and Prof. Sally Pence,
librarian. The outgoing officers are:
Dr. Claiborne Latimer, director;
Dr. H. H. Downing,
land Prof. M. T3. Brown, librarian.
The same secretary and treasurer
Iwere retained.
The new Initiates are Gladys
Oarnett, Buena Mathis, and Sarah
Utterback. To be a member of PI
Mu Epsilon, one must be a mathe- matlcs student and have a standing
of 2.
After the business of the fraternity
was disposed of, refreshments were
served.

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and a Typewriter will be very handy
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At the last regular meeting of
the local chapter of Phi Alpha
Delta, honorary law fraternity, officers for the succeeding year were
chosen.
Jesse Lewis was made president,
GorTom Theobald,
don Finley, treasurer, and Hubert
Willis secretary.
The seniors of Phi Alpha Delta
are Dan Griffin, Malcolm Wallace,
Wm. Cecil, and James Finley.
During the last week of August
the national
convention of Phi
Alpha Delta will be assembled in
Milwaukee. Henry Netherton and
James Finley have been chosen to
represent the local chapter.
Judge Lyman Chakley and Prof.
Roy Moreland are the faculty
members of the local chapter.

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where Industrious newspapermen
have for 20 years pasted their wisecracks and art studies, the most
commendable of interior decoration
if one may believe popular tradi
tion when it Is forthcoming from
the lips of a regular newspaper reporter amid all this, and more, the
Kernel staff, assisted by other
journalists edited the Lexington
Herald, Tuesday night.
"What did you study In schpol toHowever, those who were not
day, my lad?"
fortunate enough to accquire jobs
city editor, or any
"We had two films of history and as editor-in-chie- f,
one reel of geography."
of the other various positions which
restrict the worker to the mere
routine of the news room, found
occasion to roam the streets of our
fair city, seeking news, or perhaps
hoping that the Earl of Derby would
drop In by alroplane or from an
aeroplane and give them an interview. As a matter of fact, he didn't
and they were forced to content
themselves with the thrills occasioned by viewing several gallons of
Kentucky's famous 'shine, or near
'shine, being poured into the sewer
at the police station.
But for some reason or other,
Meandering
things grew dark.
back to the newsroom, they passed
typewriter, and atin front of a
tempted to write their stories.
Later in the night, some kind informer spilled some dope concerning a wreck on one of the roads of
the county. Needless to say, there
was no wreck, but several enterprising eds and ettes put on. their
boots and went for a buggy ride.
They returned some time later and
reported an enjoyable evening.
The most (interesting part of the
affair was the magnetisim which
found itself in the fiery hair of a
co-e- d
who hailed from another
A
school. That fair Journalist received
attention from all included in the
to
masculine gender, from copy-bo- y
editor-in-chie- f.
She paid for at
tentions with locks of hair, gently
cut with the edges of the copy
scissors.
But eats were forthcomnig, thanks
to Professor and Mrs. Grehan, and
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everything else was dispensed with.
After enjoying several sandwiches,
one staff member gazed from the
window and saw a certain lean in
CAPTAIN RAYMOND
RHOADS dividual strolling the streets. He
was offered a sandwich, but, some
how, he failed to catch it when it
was let fall, and he asked for an
other. The donor of the first sand
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wich apparently reached for another
one. The lean Individual held his
hands to catch It. Evidently he
didn't care for sweets, for he didn't
return thanks when he learned
It was a piece of pie.

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International House, now under construction from funds of the Rockefeller Foundation, will be opened in
August, according to Allen C. Blals-del- l.
director. The new building will
offer residential accomodations for
45G students in the approximate ratio
of 304 men and 152 women.
The purpose of the institution is to
provide living quarters and a hospitable and cordial center of American students to advanve the cause
of international understanding.

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R. C. Campbell, of New Zealand,
and R. C. Htnton, of England, visited the University last Saturday.
Both of these men are outstanding
in their own countries. They were
especially interested in the agricultural economics work as carried
on by the Experimental Station
and the College of Agriculture.
They are now on an automobile
tour of the United Staes. While they
were in Lexington they visited
several of the larger Blue Grass
farms. From Lexington they went
to the University of Tennessee at
Knoxville.

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