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TWHO WON?
Since last Friday afternoon when the annual
end:d in a general free-for-athe paran ount question on the campus has been
"Who won?"
From present indications the question
will be one of endless dispute and like the
will be argued pro and con for

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EDITORIAL
EDITOR

Perhaps it is ."ust human nature to slip a little and not
play exactly according to the rules when one is losing
and perhaps it was this weakness of human nature that
caused a number of extra freshmen to jump to the- - aid
and which caused the sophoof their
mores to throw down the cjble, grab a hose, and begin
to sprinkle their opponents.

John R. Bullock

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ASSOCIATE EDITORS
A. P. Robertson
Helen Shelton
Byron Pumphrey
Herbert Lukens
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W. H. Glanz
Frank Davidson

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Beecher A"dams
Sara Elvove
Janet Lalley
Minna Hagerdon
James A. Mills

this year
There is no doubt that the
furnished an exceedingly large amount of amusement
It is equally cerfor both spectators and. particpants.
tain that the manner in which the contest was held this
year is vastly superior to that of former years when
Clifton porid was pressed into service and when tjiere
was always the possibility that someone might drown
or become seriously ill as a result.

REPORTERS
Harry Bolser

Elizabeth Carter
James Porter
Margaret Treacy
Kathleen Fitch
Ollie James
Bill Reep
Katherine Best
Jess M. Laughlin
Jessie Marie Sun Betsy Worth
Irene Brummett
Kady Elvove
Catherine JledmondCarolyn Smith
Dorothy Darnell Evalee Featherston Margaret Cundiff
Leida Keyes
Ollie Bowen
Roy Baldridge
Hugh Ellis

SPECIAL WRITERS
Lydia Roberts, Exchanges
LeRoy Smith, Feature
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P. P. Baker, Cartoonist
Martha Connell, Literary

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Ellen Minihan
Elizabeth Shea

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Kenneth Gregory

SPORTS

ASSISTANTS
Tom Cochran
George W. Kay

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So in answer to the question which is sweeping the
campus "Who won?" The Kernel is obliged to say "no
one" no contest.

Herman Sharp
Bill Reep

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Faith, Hope and. Charity certainly have their place
in the senior's life. Faith in everything in general, hope
that he won't flunk and charity on the part of the

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ASSISTANTS
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Stella Spicer

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But neither the enjoyment furnished nor $he superiority of this method over the old, is .sufficient to overcome the fact that the contest was not carried out
according to the rules. If the rules are wrong, change
them. Bu as long as these rules are in force it is The
Kernel's opinion that botfi classes should have played
the game according to the rules.

John W. Dundon, Jr.

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MECHANICAL
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story of the girl
Have you heard the heart-rendin- g
who crammed untilv2" a. m. for a quiz and then slept

ASSISTANTS
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A. L. Pigman

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The Kernel wishes to both thank and compliment
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the student body of Kentucky Wesleyan for their
Wednesday night of last week when the Flam-ingbearing the Wildcat football team southward for
; Jthe Florida game, passed through Winchester.

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too late to record the incident in the editorial
columns of the paper, last week, so The Kernel is taking

KENTUCKY THEATER

"THE COLLEGIANS"
In addition to the regular feature
playing now at the Strand Theater is
one of the most brilliant short
ever produced. Carl Laemmle,
Jr., is the author of "The Collegians,"
a Junior Jewell Production depicting
school.
student life in a
Vibrant wijh excitement and flaming
with young love and hilarious fun,
this is a picture to make the blood
tingle and the pulse leap.
George Lewis, who made a sensa
tional hit as the juvenile in His Peo
pie," and followed it by playing, a
featured role with Pauline Frederick
in "Devil's Island," plays the lead in
gem.
this two-rePlaying opposite Lewis is Dorothy
Gulliver, the Salt Lake City winner of
Carl Laemmle's beauty contest
year, who has made dizzying
strides on the screen.

"DANCE MAGIC"
Isabel Elson, tall, blonde actress
from the London stage, makes her
American screen debut in "Dance
Magic," featuring Ben Lyon and
Pauline Starke, at the Kentucky Theater this week end.
Miss Elson came to New York with
the original London cast of "The
Ghost Train," in which show she'
caught the eye of Leland Hayward,
production manager for the First National United in charge of Robert

The "Cat and the Canary," a
sal-Jewell,
which opens at Strand
Theater Sunday a love theme of absorbing interest, interwoven with the
thread of drama on a background of
intrigue, mystery and
has been transferred to the celluloid
by the genius of Paul Leni.
cast supports Laura La
An
Plante, the petite blonde who has
flashed across the cinematic heavens
as a star of the first magnitude.
Throughout the action of the
a
story of love,
runs the age-ol- d
the lure of money, thwarted desires
and human passions. Down to the
very last foot of film you will be setting bn edge awaiting the startling
denouement.
The elements of comedy, which
paradoxically enough, often tinge the
starkest tragedy, 'are by no means
neglected, serving but to augment the
intensely dramatic sequences.
The
lighter moments are played, up to
their fullest possibilities by Creigh-to- n
Hale, Flora Finch and Gertrude
Astor.
Arthur Edmund Carew, Tully Marshall, Forrest Stanley, Lucien Little-fielGeorge Siegman and Martha
Mattox, in the featured supporting
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The athletic and curricular relations between the
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:The Kernel, speaking for the student body of the univer- "sity, rejoices in the fact.

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"RICH BUT HONEST"
Nancy Nash, the pert Florine in
Fox Films version of "Rich Butflon-est,- "
believes in realism in her work.
When she found that she .had to win
a cup in a dancing contest doing the
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f 'this opportunity to thank the Wesleyan team, band, and
student body for the songs, yells, and encouragement
which they showered upon the Blue and White warriors
;. in the few minutes the train laid over in Winchester.

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boy, respectively.
J. Farrell
Tyler Brooke, Marjorie Beebe,
Doris Lloyd, Ted McNamara and Erie
Shields complete the cast.
Albert Ray is directing the production which is coming to the Ben
Ali Theater next Monday for three
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Three acts of vodvil will also be
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could find.
As a result, the contest in the big
dance hall scene is a contest, indeed,
inwith Miss Nah a real
one.
stead of just a make-belie"Rich But Honest" is the third pic
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Nash has played a featured part since
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RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED TO
THE SUKY DANCE
Alas (ny love!
Alas my love! '
To the dance we cannot go.
My check'f rom home has not arrived,
You must find' some other beau.
Ind. Col.

THANKS, WESLEY AN

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years the college press has often been ac- cused of being devoted exclusively to accounts of athletic
events, social festivities and the like. As The Nation,
in a recent editorial, points out, however, college papers

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throughout the country today are devoting considerable
space and attention to the consideration of weightier
The Kernel takes pleasure in reprinting here- matters.
with this editorial.
(Reprinted from The Nation)

We have been reading here and there in the under- l. graduate press of the country, and we have come to the
conclusion that Amrican students are outrageously de-- f
boys
The current notion is that the rah-ra- h
famed.
of twenty years ago has been succeeded by a creature
with smooth hair who, to be sure, is crude no longer but
v who could actually afford to take on a little crudeness
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could venture, for instance, to develop an enthusiastic
The current notion
interest in the affairs of the world.
of the undergraduate is that he has brains but is too
Having scanned the editorial pages
t- bored to use them.
of the Coe College Cosmos, the Yale News, the Duke
' University Chronical, the University of Georgia Red and
Black, the Rice Institute Thresher, and other student
"t papers, we demur.
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"Nourished on a steady diet of platitudes," the Coe
i" .College Cosmos assures its readers, "the student is
fortunate if he possesses any mind at all." It is much
X to have recognized
that most of what one hears, in col-- :
lege or out, is meaningless. The editors of the Cosmos
have gone further than this, however; they have in-formed themselves, and they have thought about things
until these things had meaning. They have taken the
trouble to find out what is really going on in China.
' They have asked why Mr. Coolidgc should send marines
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to Nicaragua, in the interest of order, and should not'
And they write:
send them to Chicago.
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Let us have done with this chatter about
making war more pleasant, more humane. Let no
effort be spared to make it as deadly and ghastly
as possible.

Doubtless many college papers still fill all their
space with nice nothings about local crises in social and
ji athletic relations.
But it is refreshing to see a number
of dailies spreading over their front pages intelligent
news articles about American foreign relations, the
censorship of books, race prejudice, preparedness, the
KM politics of Chicago, and recent developments in the world
The Yale News, among all of
of science and of art.
the papers we have examined, goes farthest in the direcjournalism.
Some of its contemportion of grown-uaries have as intelligent and critical an editorial page
fe
but only a .few can rival it for volume of significant
fJL news. And its editorials, which happen to be of a
liberal cast, often have to be answered from off the
One of. its pronouncements on the allied debt,
jgj; campus.
for example, drew letters on the same day irom becre- PKtary Mellon tand-- the Wall Street Journal.
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Music that tears at the-gutof the soul.
The song of the White Worn and the song of men

aghast.
The song of fear eternal and of eternal lust
The song of the fear of man and the lust of Blind
Jehovah.
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Ain't It a Grand and Glorious Feelin'?
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AWAY -- TILL.

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This solitary, quiet tree.
Its leaves are tinted by the autumn
Till browned and seared they show
Its boughs arc bent and marred and
One droops against my window, low.

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This tree in summer shades my bedroom window
This tree in winter hangs with snow,
And yet, until
I had not noticed
That this tree had any soul.
The rising sun outside my bedroom window
Shone full and strong upon that tree
And made of it, with all its golden glory"
A thing of beauty, just for me.

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Quiet and unpretentious, tooj
As we strive blindly in pursuit of pleasure
We fail to know that they strive, too.
And then one day, there comes an understanding
A purpose or some tasks that call
Light up the inner spirit of their being
So their true worth is shown to all.
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How druifken lamplight gropes its way into
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That I drink down the bloody of old, old memories,
Drowned in the' ruddy wisdom of strong wine.
But in the gray, wan river of tomorrow
I shall meet them, rearisen to the light,
And we shall drift together down the sorrow
Of another day, into another night;
N. G. A.

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