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KENTUCKY

Conference Invasion
GEORGIA'S HOPES
ARE SHATTERED
Aftrr Spurt at Start of Second
Half, Blue Team Is Never
Headed; Bulldogs Get
Only One Field Goal

MQIINEY RECEIVES INJURY
Kay
Eklund's champion
Coach
Wildcat basketball team terminated
n tiresome Southern journey Monday
night by defeating the Georgia Bulldogs in their own kennel nt Athens
score. The victory, which
8
by a
was the Wildcats' eleventh consecutive, established Kentucky as the
brightest star in the Southern Conference firmament, on account of her
six wins and no defeats.
A strict referee, numerous fouls,
nor the Bulldogs' rough attack could
thwart the superior Blue and White
team, led by Captain Carey and Jenkins, from her efforts to maintain n
clean slate and to pass North Carolina, present runners up in the confer22-1-

Kentucky flashed the verpassing nttnek for which
are famous and Mohney
scored two vrip shots. After thnt
spurt the Wildcnts were never bondperiod

satile
they

During "the first few minutes of the
game there was some excellent guarding. Kentucky scored first when Jenkins dribbled down the floor for a
Georgia followed
pretty crip shot.
y
with a field goal. Jenkins and
then made successive crip shots
in favor of
1
to run the score to
the 'Cats at the end of the half.
At the start of the second

W. A. A. NOTES

ed. Georgin secured only one more
field goal when Turner made n follow
shot good after a foul throw. The
Bulldogs made six fouls good out of
eleven tries while Kentucky made
only two out of three.
Clever Mike nnd Lnvcll
Gnyle Mohney was removed from
They nlwnys told me to give the Devil his dues so's here's whnt I found
the game in the last quarter because
of an injury. Ho wns replaced by among "Doc" Rocmclc's sport rnmblings in the Centre Cento Inst week.
"The snid Riant centre on Tech's tenm measured nbout seven
Alberts.
feet in height nnd wns n terror. When he got the ball in hs ihnnds,
Captain Caroy and Jenkins were
.ho stars of the Wildcnts' defense
not one of the Stntc players could possibly touch it. Ho would shoot
and, therefore, the stars of the game
and miss nnd shoot ngnin. It was a problem how to stop him.
because Georgia mado only one crip
Then came the cleverest play pulled the giant got the ball under
shot. The Kentucky offensive worked
his basket, with the score 25 to 21 in favor of State, and n half
as smoothly as usual. However, the
minute to play. "Mike" Carey, State's back guard rnn up to him
'Cats were unnblc to connect with
Underwood, State's center, ,run up
nnd slightly bent forward.
the basket consistently. Mohney wns
Carey's back and knocked the ball out of the giant's hands ns the
best in the scoring department with
whistle blew clever work."
10 points.
All of which is well nigh n compliment to Carey and one missed by the
Babe Florence wns Georgia's premier performer, scoring nine points, writer of this column ns well.
but Captain Richardson and Turner
also starred.
About Kill Hansen
The fans, both at Knoxvillc and
I also found the following nbout Bill Hansen, physical education instrucsuAthens, declared the 'Cats to be
tor nnd referee cxtraordinnry:
perior to any team in the South.
i
"Spenking of referees, 'Bill' Hansen' is about as good an official
The summary:
basketbnll court. It
as ever stepped out on the
Georgia (18)
Pos
Kentucky (22)
is understood that several schools in Kentucky will not play games
McFarland (1)
f Richardson (4)
unless Hansen is the official. Having seen fluite a few officials in
Mohney (10) .. f
...
Turner (G)
nction, I will venture to say that Hansen hasn't n superior around
(4)
Florence (7)

ence.
The 'Cats were much better than the
score indicates. Ten field goals were
'scored by Kentucky to six for Georgia. And these ,six baskets might not
have been gotten if the 'Cats had not Underfood
been afraid of being ejected from the Jenkins (4)
Carey (3)
contest for roughness.
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Substitutions:
Georgia, Johnson.

HOOVER

these parts."
Forbes
t
Doc, I thank you on behalf of our honorable Mr. Hansen.
Frain
Kentucky, Alberts; spot light!

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TENNESSEE FIVE
DEFEATED .51-1- 7

REED)

(By MARTHA

Her Majesty, Basketball, n la Girls'
Rules, is now nt the very peak of her
power in the realm of W.A.A. Every
day at 4 o'clock numbers of cnthusinsts
report to the woman's gymnasium for
practice.
Much progress is being
mnde toward building up clnss teams.
The specinl clnsa for referees which
Miss Skinner is conducting twice a
week, has boon veil attended, nnd several girls will qualify this year ns
rgfercos in girl's-rul- e
bnskctball.
Schedules
for class tournaments
nnd Greek letter matches hnve been
arranged by the executive council of
the W.A.A.
In order to bo eligible for a sorority
or dormitory tenm n girl must report
for practice nt least six times during
the season. All Greek letter chnpters
nre urged to form tenms and take
part in the scries of games to be held
lifter March 10.
The following girls have been elected class managers of basketbnll:
Senior, Martha Reed; Junior, Grace
England; Sophomore, Muriel Hincks;
Freshman, Rnnkin Harris. The following is the schedule which has been
worked out for class games:
Wednesday, February 24; 4 o'clock
Juniors vs. Seniors.
Freshmen vs. Sophomores.
Friday, February 2G; 4 o'CIock
Freshmen vs. Juniors.

Willi Carey Feeding Ball to
Them, Wildcats Run Rough
Shod Over Volunteer
Five
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POINTS

Kentucky's invasion of the South
successful in every way, and
every one is highly pleased with what
they did. That the Wildcats arc a
chnmiponship team is not to be doubt
edt However, for the sake of all concerned, hero is what they did to Tennessee on Saturday night in the Volunteers' own back ynrd. To quote
the papers of Knoxville, here is tho
story:
"There was no gnme tonight, merely an exhibition. The Vols tried hard
to stem the tide of the Blue nnd
White success, but nil in vain. Tho
Kentucky defense, employing Captain
Carey at staionnry guard and tho
four ponies racing over the court,
with Carey feeding them the ball,
broke through for crip shots galore
and were never forced to attempt long
shots. The Kentucky defense, however, forced the Vols to resort to long
hpaves, and these met with little success."
In speed, floor work, shooting nnd
all departments of the game, the
Vols were outclassed. Local fans see
Wildcats as Southern champions.
wns

Sophomores vs. Seniors.
Consistency Is a Virtue
Tuesday, March 2; 4 o'clock
At California Tech they have an an
Picked up The Alabamian, published by the students of Alabama Colelge,
nual "Garter day." Only freshmen and
Sophomores vs. Juniors.
the first thing that attracted my attention was a heavy black border
were found to wear them. One man
are urged to come out and support
Tuesday, March 2; 7:30 o'CIock
by wearing only around the front page.
was
their class teams. Girls who have
Freshmen vs. Seniors.
one garter.
"Somebody's dead" I remarked to myself. And sure enough in the left
passed the special course for'referees
Wednesday, March 3; 7:30 o'CIock
will officiate at the various games
Freshmen vs. Sophomores.
Yellow reflects more light than any hand column was a story about the death of their beloved president. In
the next column was a story about a derby hunt. I turned over to page
and each team will have the privilege
Juniors vs. Seniors.
other color in the spectrum.
of choosing the referee for its parfour and found the same heavy black border. In the first column was a
Monday, March 8; 7:30 o'CIock
ticular contests.
Freshmen vs. Juniors.
mass of reading matter headed "Jokes," in the second column was jokes in
Sophomores vs. Seniors.
Coach Skinner will act as umpire on
the third column was some more reading matter headed "Wit and Humor,"
Tuesday, March 9; 7:30 o'CIock.
all occasions.
Team captains and sowith two or three funny looking portraits half way down the page, in the
Freshmen vs. Seniors.
rority managers will be elected durfourth column was some more junk headed "Juste a Little Smile" and finally
Sophomores vs. Juniors.
ing the week, and a list of those elig,in the fifth column a picture of a twentieth century flapper, heading a lot
ALTERING
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Schedules for sorority games will ible for referees will be posted in
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Now if that ain't consistency, what is ?
will be made for admission to all lect their officials for the various
games held at night and all students
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Here's what one freshman wrote on an examination paper for Irene Mac:
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