THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
good old "Tizn't," as he is called,
was always there.
These two bore the brunt of the
had lost something through the
years. On the other hand I had
gained something by giving that
emotion full swing In the most
plastic period of my life.
It Is a great thing to learn to
cheer In unison, to sing with your
fellows, to count your score up to
eighteen or twenty-on- e
Group effort Is Important as individual effort. It is a great thing
to break the monotony of thinking
and feeling, to get off the dead
level. No Important work was ever
brought forth without intense feeling. Emotion and creation arc
So here is long life to wholesome
undergraduate athletic hatesl Some
time we may come to understand
that faculty hates aren't without
compensation. But that is another
battle, and if it was a losing battle,
still Harvard asks no pity, no symThat there is
ITHACA, N. Y.
pathy. Its colors may have been
lowered, but Its honor, the very value In organized cheering and
songs, even inougn mcy oc causca
name of Harvard, floats like a white
silken guidon, whipping in the by false emotions, edltor-ln-chl- contention
breeze, untouched, unharmed. Im- of Merle Thorpe,
"Nation's Business," who was gradmaculate.
uated from Cornell 20 years ago.
Yale won because she had the Mr. M. Thorpe's discussion follows
weight, the experience, and the gen- below;
(HY MARTIN R. GLENN)
20 years old
As an old graduate
was "pointed," as they say, for Hargame
I saw the Stanford-Arm- y
As everybody knows, the
played In New York last fall, says
Ladles and gentlemen and mem suit when she can't swim, but when early season smokes with Rutgers,
puts on a wedding gown she Maincs. Stevens and the Red Star Mr. Thorpe. As I proceeded from
bcrs of the Student Council. Many she
the stadium I caught an idea by a
moons have passed since this old means business.
Billiard Academy arc little more shoestring. Here It Is.
has "busted" Into the
than incidental to Yale, who slogan
How important arc the athletic
of this scholastic publica- THE GREAT CIGARETTE DERBY is, "Smoke Harvard out I"
tion but ye author has been conIt was a grizzled collection of vet- - old of college days! Conservative
professors were acvalescing with a severe attack of
By Nunnally Johnson
crals that Yale trotted out with
customed to show their disgust at
that most contagious and often
As the red sun sank behind the their eye bandages yesterday. Under the enthusiasm undergraduates had
fatal malady commonly known as
tutelage of Head Grizzle Coach
"spring fever." The first symptoms dim horizon yesterday afternoon. ' the
boys went through a in athletic contests. They said, in
of the disease usually appear while casting gaunt shadows over Soldiers sc,e of the
Bribing that left them effect, thatgame. After game was years
Field, the cigarette smokers of John
you are standing in front of the
0ff cl8-fe- at a football fact that theall forty team
building watching Harvard went down in glorious de- - har,d and dry and "sct-- '
in the big cigarette decathlon, nrettes for two days prior tp the won or lost would make little difthe naughty March winds harass
the locomotion of the pretty little coming out no better than second, contest, so as not to get stale, they ference on civilization's advance. Two S500 Awards Will Be
It is then that you long while the blue banner of Ell Yale ' Pjunged Into the tut in the very The frenzied rooting, cheering and
Given for Best Articles on
for the great open spaces where the rode high In vlctory-- for
Yale was Plnk- - Tne exhibition of the first singing were artificial. An inspired
few minutes was a spectacle rarely
nights arc so long that a hang-ovflfstl
emotionalism was not to the credit
Harvard lost, but Harvard men are ?qualSd !,n cigarette smoking since of men whose heads and reason
Mercury offers- two
still Harvard men, and if their heads Mlsf. MHHcent Rogers, society belle; should rule them. Such mentors prizes, American $500, for articles by
It Is the expressed view of a are bloody they arc still unbowed. Herbert Bayard Swope, Jerome Napo- - made me feel a bit ashamed when college graduates of this year, disJournalist, and Mrs.
great number of male students on Defeat to Harvard is but a sting,
I was caught on my way to a "rootcussing their experiences in college.
the campus that the conventional a sour, a flick of the whin that cu"
ers' rally or song practice."
One will go to the best article reand traditional theories of South- brings out the best. Next year Is Instead of a Borzoi book,
ceived from a male student, and
Professor Frowns on Rooting
The tale of the contest was told
ern congeniality and Kentucky hos- another year, ancv the grim tocsin
I remember a conference with my the other to the best from a woman
pitality are undergoing a period of over Cambridge today is, "watch in those few minutes, fJlgarcttes
professor, a conference student. The conditions:
evolution and change at the hands Harvard next year!"
flashed like tiny streaks of lightn- history
of the Kappa Kappa Gammas,
It was a green team that Harvard ing. Matches fluttered. Smoke rings which was called by him and the 1. No article should be less than
little girls threw on the field yesterday, to en rose. While the bewildered John main item on the agenda was the 3,000 words long, or more than 8,000.
2. Each must be the original work
that dwell in the grey structure on gage In the grueling blindfold test. Harvards fumbled amateurishly for state of my work. The discussion
Maxwell street and loiter about the Butch" Nlckerson. the giant right their coffin-tack- s,
the New Haven ranged about outside activities. I of a student graduating from an
"Just throw your hats wing, who is expected to be a tower boys took a nice lead, smoking, was cheer leader at that time and American college with the class of
and coats on the floor and come on of strength next year, was gum choosing, discarding with a speed he told me that I was not only 1929, and taking the A. B. or its
in," is the common form of greet- - chewer until this year, when school and brilliance that brought the hurting myself, but doing great in- equivalent.
ing that Is reported to be prevalent spirit impelled him to give up pep-- at stands to their feet time and again. jury to other students by encourag
3. Each must bear the full name
brick house. sin and come out for the big blind-Bthe white-washname
Later it was a little more even. ing and arousing a feeling toward and address
that was reported some time foW cigarette team. He hadn't hit Getting their second wind, the Cam- our football rival, the University of of the collegeofattended, andthe statea
ugo ueiore uie iiiai, unu ui BpimB hls strlde lt was sald; desplte a nat.
bridge boys began to smoke their California. He said, "Why should ment of the course followed and the
chirped its happy serenade on their, ural aptltude for sm0king cigarettes
normal speed, and from then on it anyone hate the University of Call degree to be taken.
wu, uU uc c
fornla or its freeborn undergraduate
ibiindfoHed, he still lacked expe was more of a contest.
4. Each must be accompanied by
was warmed by political ambitions. rjence- body? Why should it make any dlf
Watch Harvard Next Year!
one snoum venture uruuuu niui t- ference which team wins so long as a stamped and addressed envelope
,d T m
Immediately after the contest, a
for Its return In case it is not acthe cigarettes all of the time, and a "pep" rally was held in the City lt. is the better team? Why not, in cepted.
cigar, too, because it's for the old hall. Head Coach McNutt spoke at stead of Joining together in a root
u"5u.ii. c and hos- - school!'
length, and the four class presi- ers' section, sit quietly smoking one's Mercury will be of The American
the sole Judge 'of
The gist of their pipe, in the bleachers and observing
pitality and you might be served
the play from a scientific stand the competition.
:?utch put "p a remarks may be summed up in a point?" It made quite an impresa cup of delicious tea.
All manuscripts entered for the
paragraph from an old grad's adsion on me. I think he convinced prizes should reach this office not
frenzy. Again and again, as the dress:
. Marriages may be made in heav- team of Yale clga-e- n
"Smoke, fellows, smoke Get the my "head" that he was right. But, later than July 1, next. The two
tte addlcts relaxed
d he old ciggy habit! You big fellows being young and irresponsible, that
will be printed in the
the scenes of a lot of preliminaries. puffed and puffed and puedi'llke
who are too lazy to come out for afternoon found me again urging issue for September. In case others
' an iron man; but time demands its
the rooters to give their best to the are received that seem to be worth
the team get a line on yourselves! team.
toll, murder will out, youth will tell,
printing, offers will be made for
who smokes is needed I
COuldand if you want a transfer you'll Every man the old school who calls,
After having been away from col- them. But no contestant will be
have to ask the conductor when you the old 'varsity that needs you. Is lege walls 'for a period, I came to obliged to accept such an offer.
Harvard to call in vain? Are you see the error of my undergraduate There are no other conditions.
says that she pay your fare.
A certain co-e- d
At his right elbow every second Harvard men at heart? No, I need hates. It was foolish, and a great
The aim of the competition is not
never parks with boys on dark roads
of the time was Tizzard ''Biff" no answer; Harvard men are still waste of time and energy and white to bring forth learned treatises on
unless she's driven to it.
Tizzard, '32 a cool and calculating Harvard men and watch Harvard linen. I came to realize that my the higher education, but to obtain
"Skirts are dying inch by inch," cigarette smoker. "Tiz," as he is in the big cigarette pentathlon next history professor with his little records of personal experiences. How
black tie and green satchel, was do the four years In college strike
reformers, as the known to his frat brothers, is not year; Look out, Yale!"
scream long-facAccording to Coach McNutt, the right. If the urge had been a bit an Intelligent young man or women hope that they will be able a spectacular smoker; he has even
stronger I might have enlisted in a man, and only the highly intellibeen accused of colorlessness; but prospects for next year are great,
to attend the funeral.
the stands noted yesterday that Two big cigarette smokers from crusade to abolish this undergrad- gent will be able to formulate siguate foolishness
football nificant verdicts immediately after
A girl may wear a riding outfit when the pinch came, when a man Groton are entering, and the pres
they are over? Does the time seem
when she can't ride and a bathing j was needed who could keep his head, ent freshman team contains no games.
to have been well spent? How much
But the occasion of the
fewer than five men who are rated
game brought about a re- was learned? What was gained in
handicap cigarette ad
as four-goconsideration. I experienced some- other directions by social contacts,
"All we ask is cooperation," the thing of the thrill of 20 years ago. and so on? How many of the in
grizzled old coach said. "We've got It was an emotional phrase that structors encountered seemed to
had long since atrophied. True, it have anything genuinely valuable
the men, we've got the cigarettes
if the old school will stand behind perhaps had expressed itself in to Impart? Was life, in general,
pleasant or not? Is there any feelus. we've got Yale beaten to a other directions, in the larger
contests, but I realized I ing at the end that equipment has
frazzle, though I am against
One up on any other golf shoe
been Improved? Does college arouso
a desire for further learning, or do
the four years seem enough?
The contestants will be expected
to name their colleges, and to give
the names of any teachers they may
discuss, especially those who have
struck them as competent. The
final day for sending In manuscripts
has been put beyond commencement
time, so that frankness need not Imperil diplomas. Manuscripts submitted will be Judged by their honesty, their Intelligence, their fresh
ness of viewpoint, and their Interest as human documents.
The competltfon Is open to the
students of all American colleges of
good repute. Contestants
free to discuss all the matters suggested, or any one of them, or anything outside of them. It Is desired
to give them the utmost practicable
freedom. Manuscripts may be sent
In at any time before July 1. The
names of all contestants save the
will be held strictly
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ITHACA, N. Y. Introducing personal reminiscences of famous literary figures into his talk, Mr. Ernest Rhys, widely known editor of
Everyman's Library, poet and critic,
lectured on "Modern English Novelists" in the main lecture room of
Baker Laboratory at Cornell recently. With every contemporary writer
that he discussed, Mr, Rhys gave
some intimate touches of his life
In determining the greatest novelists of all time, Mr. Rhys ascertained from both Conrad and Galsworthy, among others, that they
ranked Dickens and Thackery first.
Speaking of Shaw, Mr. Rhys told
of his first meeting with the author.
He pictured this remarkable Irishman as tall, impressive, and having
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his visit to Hardy at his home, and
told of the funeral of that great
novelist, among the pallbearers
being Shaw, Galesworthy and Kip-- 1
Shaw said that Kipling trod ,
on his heels the whole way of the t
Husslan and French Influences
Since the war the English novel i
has changed considerably, reacting
from the effects of the Russian and
French novelists on English writers. I
The present books deal much more j
with nerves, and associated subjects, i
Mr. Rhys commended the works of
Aldous Huxley, remarking how much
he r.esembles his grandfather
Mr. Rhys did not feel capable of
discussing American authors, but
stated that America is influenced
by English tradition. He told of his
visit to Walt Whitman in the poet's
Camden home. The lecture concluded with a prophecy that the
future holds still greater possibilities than the present period of the
A grape fruit is a lemon that had
a chance. Ex.
W. W. STILL
192 W. Short, Lexington
Bring 'em today - get 'em tomorrow
Not too modern,
Editor of Everyman's Library
Lectures to Students
Imagine the governorallsctforasolidceningo(
bacco. Maybe it's the modern idea, but oh,
well, let's talk about something else!
Chesterfields, now. They satisfy. Their only
"specialty" is high tobacco quality. Friendly as
your most comfortable armchair, as full of flavor
as your favorite book. A splendidly made and
blended cigarette. And maybe weare
recommended toyou for that very reason.
comfort in his cozy old library and finding that
the women folks had "modernized" it with triangular sofas, conical armchairs, and July 4th rugs!
Now, imagine you bought some cigarettes,
and discovered that they were supposed to do
almost everything in the world except what you
bought them for, i.e., satisfy your taste for to
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