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Then there was the actor who
liked himself so much he disguised
Wife: Boohool And I suppose you his handwriting and sent himself
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Alpha Delta Sigma
Holds Initiation at
SON and RUDY SCHMOCK about
U. K. MAN HONORED
Primo: Was the referee of your Firp Joe: Well, he's given me full
the campus. Finally, to the base
value for every bribe so farl
ball game where I did see many of
Byron R. Cisco, a graduate of the
me cas oeing collegiate with their University, was made assistant
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SHORTY SHROPSHIRE keeping Miami, Fla., Wednesday, according
The Desha Drcckenrldgc chapter score and TIM MURPHY to roll the to Information received here yesterbaseball through his feet in center day. Mr. Cisco went to Miami from
of Alpha Delta Sigma, national
fraternity, entertained with to hold Saw also oldW. McMURRAY Ashland six years ago, and Is the son
position on the of A. H. Cisco, a former circuit Judge
a banquet last night at 6:30 in the bench. In the evening to see LEN In Kentucky.
red room of the Lafayette hotel. Of- WEAKLEY and PRESTON ORD-WA- Y
wending their weary way
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ficers for the coming year who were
The final dance of the series of
installed at the banquet were: presi- homeward after giving the ladles a
cadet hops that have been sponsored
dent, Albert J. Klkel; vice president,
by the R. O. T. C. regiment during
William Cundlff; secretary, Oeorge school being thirsty day I rushed to the past winter and spring will be
Hlllen; treasurer, Allle Mason.
and gossip, and almost ran Into held Saturday afternoon, April 5, in
Initiation exercises were held fol- LOUIS WEBER, who has given up the men's gym. The Original Kenlowing the banquet for five pledges. his VALENTINO title and become tucky Masqueraders have been en
The principal speaker of the even- the settled student. FRANK DA- gaged to furnish the music for the
ing was Oeorge Kother, Kentucky VIDSON and KAY KENNEDY were occasion. The hours will be from
of the Campbell-Ewal- d too busy to even nod a welcome to 3 to 6 p. m.
The me. I beheld the stately JAMES
Main and Deweese
topic of his talk was "This Adver- R. DORMAN trying to persuade his sorlal" dignity for a while. Saw
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true love, MAC DONALD, to avoid also KATHLEEN
Newly Initiated members of the the weariness to class room. At SHORTY SHROPSHIRE as they
engaged in their morning tete-a- fraternity are: Ben Stapleton, Cole- lunch, the den of iniquity did swarm
man Smith, James Slayers, Olenn with
Terrll and John Robertson.
JOHNSON and McBRAYER were
Active members of the fraternity with other half of the "BIO FOUR"
are: W. L. Valade, Virgil Couch, Al- with MARY ARMSTRONG AND
bert Klkel, Roy Owsley, Allle Ma- DICK RICHARDS Ah a wonderson, William Cundlff, Joe Rutten-cutte- r, ful thing love! At night I slipped
Philip Olnen, Gene Royse, through the drenched darkness of
Lr. Lexington Ar. Cincinnati
Oeorge Hlllen, Rufus Wilson, James the silent campus and pecked In the
windows of the law building where
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Retiring officers who have served I watches the STROLLERS, In si7:30 A.M.
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during the past year are: W. L. lent glee I I saw there JAMES
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Valade, president, and Joe Rutten-cutte- r, GATES and EARL SELLERS in a
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heated argument and watched TOM
William Hamilton, president of RILEY pace the floor and tear his
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Bruce Barton Chapter of Alpha Del- hair in frenzied agony. Methinks
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ta Sigma at Boston University, was there are mysterious doings in this
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Ah. shades of
xDally except Sunday.
Hades what a dull day! Would that
Spring would come
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thought of men turn to that which
the fair maids have dwelt on all
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winter! I saw SHIPWRECK KELLY
with LUCY DAVIS and they did
FRIDAY Up betimes and to look sorely troubled. This is rumor
class where I did list to the dissent of a quarrel. Alas! it always haping opinion of JOHN CROSBY for pens! But
then saw ROD KEENY
some time. Albeit peculiar, BILL and the lovely I
LOIS ADAMS and
GESS did agree with the professor once more I had faith in "this thing
Finally, to stroll about the campus called love." The den of iniquity
where I did see EDNA SMITH and
RALPH STEVENS. In the after was Interesting as usual. Methinks
noon to talk with JANE CATE who I've deep COACH HEBER engaged
did promise to reform after our LEWIS MARVIN of late. MARY
comments of last week. Saw also
'looking CLARENCE BARNES talking to the
Alpha Gams. Rumor has It that he
mighty neat in clothes with her old
my diary! Alas,
dress new furbished. Still later I has been accused of
did talk with MARY ARMSTRONG my nerves! What fools my public
have them guessing.
who did promise to set me right on be! I reallytea
hour the RYTHM
the current scandal.
KINGS became most unrulv. BILL
SATURDAY The camnus is in SHELL and his date O. K. JUDSON
Delicious and Refreshing
deed" abustle this morning with were given
the royal razz and much
rushing to my disgust a screen was fished
about with several fair ladles. Saw from the closet of the den, to build
also "CHEESE" McCHESNEY, who
a cozy corner! A fight did start
now seems out of circulation. Fi them and I hurried away to a more
nally, away to loaf for a while where peaceful vicinity where I did see
I did see BUD FARMER, but I was EVELYN FORD and JACK
not able to tell whether he was
The night was spent in
courting SUNNYE ALLEN, JANET meetings of the Greeks. Ah, more's
ROBBINS or PEACHES McMAKIN. the pity to the stray Greeks! KEN
WE ALSO HAVE THE BEST
Saw today many of the
When you suffer from large and undiluted
SERVICE IN TOWN
McINTYRE looked like
back in town. In without a country In his the
doses of your fellows. When the milk of
the evening to the Sigma Nu formal the den.
human kindness seems to sour. Blow the
where I did see many of the celeb
THURSDAY This day being very
whistle for a minute's "time out" on your
struck by the many comments on rainy I stirred not out until late.
own account, to pause and refresh yourself.
the appearance of JEWELL MAR- Then to class where I did see DARTIN. Saw there EVELYN FORD, BY SCHMIDT and BOB SCHIPE
In other words, go into a huddle with a
they talked on the corner.
looking mighty pretty but wanting
Crantland Rice -- - Famoua
glass or bottle of refreshing, delicious
to know what was meant by a la CHARLES RAEDICKER did try to
FIRST BIG STOP DOWN TOWN
Finally, away to bed oogle his eyes at the girls, but the
It will make you captain of
Oreheilra Wednesday 10:30
my heart at rest but my mind charm was not working this day.
your soul again, ready to live or die
to 11 p. m. E. S. T. - Coael to
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This day I did stay hustled about to get in the Infor
long in bed after the strenuous mation of the behemoths as they en
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night before and finally I did arise gaged in their vulgar pastimes. Saw
to a late breakfast.
Saw BETTY also morton walker as tie did
BOARD. MINA PATE and JANET engage in a last minute rush to fur
ROBBINS with their usual Sunday nish copy. Saw also ROY OWSLEY
morning appetites. In the afternoon as he strolled to the law building!
HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS
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to laugh long and loud at BILL where he might drop nis "prores- GESS and BOB OTOEAR trying to
convince the world that they were
studying. Saw also DAN GRIFFITH
and HUBERT BUCKLES recuperat!
ing after their review for the bar.
In the evening to the show where
(Frederic March) a selfish lover who
I did see KITTY FINNELL and her
wants all her love fights to keep her
boy friend making merry.
from what she wants most. And she
MONDAY Up early this morning
to revel in the fresh sunlight before
is mad about him.
class. In the afternoon I was sure
amazed to see JIM CHAPMAN In
the library. Saw NANCY JOHN- (Fuller Mellish,
Fountain Pen in Exchange
on a New
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Southern Railway System
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of Standard Make
Lexington Drug Co.
Jr.) whom she hasn't seen for years.
yet she renounces
She hates him
love to find him. Why?
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