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'CATS AND TIGERS Durham Prep Team WILDCATS ANNEX
Holds Practice In
TO MEET IN DUAL
Women's Gym. OPENING CONTEST
The Durham, N. C, basketball
RELAY SATURDAY team, champions of their state, were Cnplnln Rronds and McBray-e- r
guests of the Phi Sigma Kappa fra-

here Saturday night
Meet to Be .Held as Workout ternity national tournament enroutc
at Chito the
for Georgia Tech Relays cago. The sqund of eight men
gym here
Next Week
worked out In the girls'
Saturday night and left early Sun-

day morning for the "Windy
CATS HANDICAPPED
BY LOSS OF McLANE City." Durham team Is coached by
The
quarSophomores Fill Gaps Left Dwlght Stucssy, former star
terback and twice all conference
Vacant by Last Year's
forward In basketball while a student at the University of Illinois.
Track Men

He was a member of the Phi Sigma
Kappa social fraternity at that inBy Lawrence Crump
stitution. Coach Stucssy has made
Kentucky's first dual relay meet
an enviable record at Durham,
of the season will take place tomor- where he Is coaching his first year.
row afternoon at Georgetown, with
the Georgetown Tigers furnishing
competition. Coach Shlvcly will
take his entire squad on the trip
and will use as many men as pos
sible in an attempt to select the best
men to enter the Georgia Tech re"No fooling," it seems that spring
lays next week.
Cold weather has been a severe Is here t last, and with perfect
handicap to the development of the weather the University freshmen
squad and it is not probable that track team has been rapidly roundvery good time will be made. Kentucky will be somewhat handicapped ing Into shape for their coming
by the loss of Freddie McLane, who meet with Georgetown, to be held
was hieh scorer of the Wildcat at the latter's field Saturday after
sound last vear. A pulled tendon noon.
will prevent his appearing against
The Kittens this year will have
Georgetown.
hard row to hoc in upholding the
Heber and Kelley will probably record made by last year's freshdash and Kel- man team, which won meets over
start in the
ley will pair with Sisk In the
Centre and Georgetown, besides
dash. Adams of Georgetown winning eight first places from the
will run both of these events, In varsity.
which there are no favorites. Jones
Try-ou- ts
were held last Saturday
and Ruttencutter will run the quar- and the boys
In
ter mile Erlnd and will also have showing plenty were successful the
of stuff despite
competition in the person of Waters
whipped Stoll field
of the Tiger squad. Thomasson ana cold wind which
at
afternoon. It was
CBryan will take care of the half-mil- e, all opening of the seasonthoughtthere
that
having the the
with Thomasson
on tne
edge. O'Bryan will also run the mile would be several weak places
have
together with Twaddel. Captain team, but these places seem to men,
Owens and Benny Martin or John- been strengthenedto by older stride,
hit their
who have begun
event,
son will run the two-miand by
with Owens as the best bet. Shive-l- y among the appearance of new faces
the track aspirants.
is expecting Owens to tie or break
the Southern Conference record In Coach Peter Potter has been for
tunate in having only one major
event before the season ends.
this
The high and low hurdles bring casualty; Tuttle, the big boy from
Cavana, Shipley, Weiman and Wil- Berea Academy, having twisted his
liams Into action, with Waters as ankle severely. Tuttle was a main
cog in the high Jump and discus
Georgetown's threat.
"Babe" Wright and "Floppy" For-qu- throw. It is expected that the anxie
will toss the shot and both men will heal In time to allow nlm to en
should get some nice distance. ter Saturday's meet.
In the sprints Coach Potter is
Wright has gotten 42 feet and 4
inches on his best throw and "Flop- counting on Foster, Spillman and
separate him- Gray. Foster and Mahan look best
py" has been able to
d
event, and Watts
self 40 feet from the little Iron ball. in the
Wright will also throw the discus Ballou. Millikan and Farmer's per
Cavana and formances have been outstanding in
paired with Andrews.
Rodgers will throw the javelin and the quarter and half mile runs. In
Gottlieb
there is very little choice between all probability Maddox and 220-yamile, in
the spear tossers. In the Jumps, will run the Clark and tne
Brown will
low hurdles
Kelly and George Yates will broad
jump; Roberts and Gibson, high nerform. while Traylor and Clark
jump, and Gibson and Porter in the will give their attention to the high
pole vault. Roberts is getting gooa hurdles. Aldrldge and Seal are ex
height in the high jump, clearing 6 pected to take care of the weight
events. Luther and Tuttle will throw
feet.
Starters in the mile relay are not the discus. Tracy will be the choice
certan, but will be picked from the for the javelin throw. The broad
Thomasson, jumping will be taken care of by
following:
Owens,
and Gray, and the high jumping by TutJones, Thome, Ruttencutter
tle, Traylor and Turley. Hubble and
Hayes.
most powerful Turley are expected to enter the
Kentucky has the
and well balanced track and field pole vault.
With such material as the men
squad In, the history of the institution and a break In the weather will mentioned there seems to be a great
find the boys turning In some ex- chance for the Kitten team to ducellent performances throughout the plicate the performances made by
season. A successful season will do last year's squad. Coach Potter has
much to add to the growing Interest arranged for several meets this year,
In track events and provide a bet- among which will be telegraphic
M.,
ter balanced athletic program for meets with Mississippi A. and will
Tennessee and Georgia. There
the University.
also be at least two more meets
scheduled to be held on Stoll field.

KITTEN

THINLIES

ACCOMPANY CATS

Dr. Black Resumes
Duties at University

Dr. Forrest R. Black of the College of Law, has returned to the
University and has taken up his duties as professor after an absence of
about two weeks. While visiting his
mother at Tiffin, Ohio, Dr. Black
suffered injuries to his left leg and
left hand in an automobile accident
near Tiffin, as he was returning
home from his visit. The Injuries
proved so. serious that he was forced
to return to his mother's and remain
a week longer.
Dr. Black also suffered a severe
nervous shock, but has recovered
from this and the injuries as well.
He hopes to be able to make up
the classes which he missed as occasion may offer. His class in Torts
was met once by Prof. Randall and
twice by Prof. Moreland, and his
class in Constitutional Law was met
by Prof. Chalkley for one week.

A DELICATE MATTER

The country judge saw fit to
question the witness. "Where did
you first feel a sensation of pain?"
"On my epidermis, sir," replied
the witness.
The judge looked puzzled. Then
glancing at the spectators in the
courtroom, he said:
"The ladies will please leave the
courtroom."

Lead Teammates to 3 to
Victory Over Miami University Baseball Club
2

In one of the most brilliant opening games ever played on Stoll field
the Wildcats defeated the strong
Miami University baseball team here
Monday by the score of 3 to 2.
McBraycr and Augustus opened
the season for Kentucky as battery-mebut Mac's usual jinx still pursued him, and after he had been
touched for two runs, gave way to
Captain Rhoads and his battery
mate, Barnes. Rhoads and Barnes
went into the fray In the third inning and held the Miami boys hlt-lcfrom there on.
The Miami team is considered one
of the best college teams in Ohio
and last year were champions of the
Ohio conference. Kentucky's runs
came in the sixth inning, with two
men out. Mauser, the Wildcats'
third baseman, got on base through
an error of the Miami shortstop.
Kelly, outfielder, then slammed out
one of the hardest Texas leaguers
ever hit on the Stoll field. Louie
Toth followed with a double, scoring Mauser and sending Kelly to
third. Barnes, the next man up,
sent a long double to left field, scoring Kelly and Toth for the winning
run.
Outside of the sixth inning the
Cats only got to second base on
one occasion. This was on a long
drive to center field by Urbanlak,
who was forced to linger in that
vicinity while his team mates either
filed out or were struck out by Bass,
the Miami hurler.
Coach Devereaux placed a
and smooth working combination on the field and with a little more practice they should be
able to hold their own In any collegiate company.
Lineup and summary are as follows:
Kentucky
AB. R. H. PO.A. E.
3
Kellogg, If
4
Krueger, lb
4
Urbanlak, ss
4
Trott, cf, rf
4
Mauser, 3b
1
Murphy, cf
2
Kelly, cf
0
Ohr. rf
4
Toth, 2b
0
Augustus, c
4
R. Barnes, c
0
McBrayer, p
3
Rhoads, p
33

Totals

3

6 26 15

2

Miami
AB.R.H.-PO.A.-

Wheeler, 2b
DeHaven, ss
Crockett, 3b
Gorie. cf
Martin, If
Brollier, rf
Stevenson, rf
Bollechino, lb
Cartwrlght, lb ... .
Bass, p
Hall, p
VanLandingham, c
Settlemire, c
xStroble

3
4
4
4
4
3
o
2
1

3
0
3
0
1

32 2 5 24 12 3
Totals
xBatted for Hall in ninth inning.
Score by innings:
o
Miami
0 0000300 x 3
Kentucky
Two-bas- e
hits Ur
Summary:
banlak, Toth, Barnes. Stolen bases
Sacrifice hits
Kellogg, Stevenson.
DeHaven, Bollechino, Ohr. Hits
Off McBrayer 5 hits and 2 runs
in 3 innings; off Rhoads no nits ana
no runs in 6 innings; off Bass 6 hits
and 3 runs in 6 innings; off Hall no
hits and no runs in 2 innings. Struck
out By McBrayer 1; by Rhoads 6;
by Bass 2; by Hall 1. Base on balls
Off Rhoads 2; off Bass 1. Left
on bases Kentucky 8; Miami 6.
Passed ball Van Landingham. Winning pitcher Rhoads. Losing pitch
erBass. Time or game i:ov. um
pire Heber.

By BILL LUTHER
though tough, schedule, little quesSaturday will bring to a close the tion can arise to check her claim.
Little change will mark the openmost successful spring football
lineup from that ending the U.
tralnlntr ncrlod ever held nt the inggame
24. The
T.
University
of
Kentucky.
Ideal will read last November end to line
end
the same from
weather since the beginning of the
with the exception of the guard popractice sessions on February 4 has
Onrrmpp. with his n.. sitions that were capably filled by
enabled Coach
slstants, Shlvley and Glib, to de- Pete Drury and Joe Thompson.
newcomer
velop more new men than any other Aldrldge, the
spring practice since his Arrival at from the freshman ranks, will get
the call to Drury's old berth. Either
U, IC
Rose, McElroy, John Drury or Bill
In comparing the closing practice Humber will
period to other spring sessions Coach son's place. be assigned to ThompGamage said that the boys have
In the backfield there will be
shown a finer spirit and more inter- more of a possibility of
a revolution.
est in the game during the entire
One man, Captain Will Ed Covingseason than he had even seen before. ton, Is gone. A
doeen backs are
This spirit, beginning with the first clamoring for
the right to start the
week of practice and reaching Its 1930
games in his shoes. Among the
peak in the last week, has gone a
prominent of these are Newmore
long way in aiding the development man
Boardman, Ellis Johnson and
of every man who has been out.
Malcom Foster, all new men.
It is Coach Carnage's idea and Barring excessive injuries in the
a good one that It is the listless
type of player who is more suscep- line, for which Coach Gamage 'has
seasoned substitutes, we
tible to injury, if a man is running, but few liberty,
take
this, the fourth day
blocking or tackling his hardest he of the
April, to predict a most successful
is less apt to be hurt.
season for our Wildcat grid machine
This philosophy has been proved In the season 1930.
by the fact that but very few of
"On to Rose Bowl."
the
60 candidates
reporting for spring
football will finish the season without taking part in the last two or
COO-C- OO
three scrimmages.
With one exception the injuries
occurred last week when Boardman,
hard running hnlfhnnir onrt Ti.tM
a stalwart tackle, received sprained
uuiwks.
uoD Montgomery, another
Ounllfvlnir rnnnrto in thn firct in
tackle, is still being withheld from tramural coo-co- o
golf tournament
practice by a bruised muscle.
are beoncr held nt. the pnn.nnn llntre
Another idea of the grid mentor on Short street today and Saturday.
is the vacation allowed the seniors
tne iirst aay or quanrymg play,
oi next season's campaign. This pol- yesterday, more than 50 students
icy is followed in order to allow as followed the
course around
much time as possible in the devel- the" old fire station building. Bill
opment of next season sophomores Kaiser, formerly pro at the Jeffer-sonvill- e,
and Juniors.
Ind., country club, who is
That the splendid development of manaeine the course, snlrf that, ho
expected a large entry today.
the newcomers since February 4 will
me "Tom Thumb" tourney will
have material effect on these vacationing seniors is the hope of Coach be officially opened Monday. The
Harry Gamage. He will keep them foiir lowest, srnres fnrno1 In Vw aanh
worried and help them realize that fraternity will be eligible for tournament play. Only four men from
there is going to be plenty of
thrown in their direction each fraternity may enter.
As mnnv
men no
when they report in the fall. This
means that they will take good care care to may play the qualifying
of themselves during the summer rounas, out tne lowest rour will repmonths and fall in line next Sep- resent this group in the tourney.
Prl7.es. TOlll he nnjnrrtoH the oHnnnr
tember in first class condition.
medalist and fraternity
Kentucky won six out of eight runner-u- p,
games last season and tied Tennes- team cnampion.
see Thanksgiving Day. Kentucky
was considered one of the strong
CONCERTS TO BE GIVEN
teams.
There are two Important
factors that make a strong team:
The following dates have been an
the material from which it Is built, nounced for the series ot spring
and the relative strength, or rather, "twilight" concerts to be given in
amphitheater of Memorial hall, on
weaicness, or tne teams to be met.
Should Kentucky win six out of April 10, 24, May 1, 8. 15 and 22.
The programs include both classeight frames durine the 1930 season
and tie one, she' will have won five ical and popular music.
conierence battles; as many conference games as she played during
Things we hate to have our best
the entire season of 1929. There win girl do:
1. Ask us what we thing of our
have been two more and the
team, Maryvllle. Five roommate and then start going with
conference wins constitute a suc- him.
2. Tell us what a hot date they
cessful season, but Kentuckv. swiftlv
rising to the top In southern as well had the night before.
as national rootoaii esteem, under
3. Yawn.
the tlltelntre nf henri rnnpVi TTnrrw
4. Look disgusted.
Gamage, will hot be content with a
5. Borrow our comb and clean
successrui" season, sne nas an eye thoroughly before using.
n the southern title and with a
6. Smoke our last cigarette. Wet
clean sweep of a representative. Hen.

He: Have you ever kissed a man
The old gentleman was a trifle bebefore?
wildered at the elaborate wedding.
She (faltcringly) :
"Are you the groom?" he asked
young man.
He (excitedly) : Tell me his name, the melancholy-lookin- g
so I can thrash him.
"No sir," the young man replied.
She: But but he might be too 'I was eliminated in the tryouta."
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me so hard, little boy?
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Invalid: Gallop I
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Little Boy: Yes. Mom said you
ball coach of the University for the
had gallopln' consumption.
past few years, was elected presiUnderwrit"How many times, Johnny, do I dent of the Blue Grass
Tuesday. Twenty-fiv- e
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I don't?"
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Spring Football Practice
Closes Saturday Afternoon

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