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power of a murderous fiend the
"lousy newspaper hound," Swede
Garrison, breaks the gruesome spell
with his nonchalant comments Into
The cost is as follows: Jeanne
Page, Miss Kathcrinc Davis; Delia
Faye, Miss Christine Johnson; Mrs.
Marsh, Miss Mary Elizabeth Fisher;
Lee Stuart, James Gates; Terry
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Charm to Reviews
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the sacrifice was worth while, for
else how could we have had the Naval Conference, which Is being used
as an International cathartic.
Some smart boy, evidently n product of Sutherland's public speaking
class, said that it would be a good
thing if we could bring to Kentucky
the members of all peace organizations and let them witness the military reviews. He was of the opinion
tha they would soon quit all their
foolishness and look at the world
from n rational standpoint.
There was one note of pessimism,
Excellent opportunity for energetic student to enter a profitable though, for after the affair was
confectionery and restaurant busi- over, after the stirring tunes sunset,
band had died In n glorious
ness close to the University.
and the participants of the parade
My business is for sale for a short
time only. Call after 6 p. m. if In- had placed their fellow, quiteinhonarmory, one young
est, who was prespirlng freely, was
ROSE STREET CONFECTIONERY asked how he liked it. His language
L. E. GRIFFING, Prop. adv will not bear printing, but in effect
he said that ho did not approve of
the blankcty, etc., at all.
Abolishment of "hell week" is left to
When he was reminded of the
the individual fraternities.
are to take a vote soon and their fact that givemany boys ought to be
their bodies and souls
action will be final.
to their country, he smiled cynically
and said that "their bodies might
be of some benefit, but if the country got nothing more than their
souls it would be cheated. For if
anyone with any intelligence," he
continued, "can spend three hours
n wpplr nr. thnt stuff hfi Is bevond
'my powers of comprehension.
"The last war," he said, "was
FOR TOBACCO, CIGARS,
fought to make the world safe for
democracy, and I guess that the
COLD DRINKS, HOT
next one will be fought for the purPOPCORN
pose of making the world' safe for
radical statements are
ST. allowed such go unchallenged the
country is coming to no good end.
But despite the fact that some of
the radicals do not like the reviews
they supply a demand which nothing
else could quite fill. What could satisfy Hazel Baucom more than to appear on the campus with fourteen
hundred boys following her (for they
were walking in a circle) or is there
anything which would satisfy Mary
Armstrong's ego more sufficiently
men turn all
than to have fifty-si- x
at once and marvel at her charming
When it was all over the sponsors
were tired, oh, very tired, but their
happiness exceeded anything which
earthly mortals are privileged to see.
The majors, captains sargeants,
first, second, third, fourth, fifth, ad
infinitum, a score of lieutenants of
every variety and even the humble
corporals had a look of tired satisNote the above date. Less
faction written on their faces.
than three weeks from now is
There was a strange army officer
Easter, the greatest Dress Day
in town. When it was all over he
smiled and snapped his fingers,
of the year.
muwi occiiicu tu
It may seem to you quite a lone big explosion,aajf uiic Ulgare all
way off, but it will be here
(gone to their premature graves,"
but no one heard him say anything
and passed before you know it
and he continued to be an army of- -I
fleer as ever.
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stitution, and for absolute power in
regard to the control of the use of
intoxicating liquor by students at
the University, was acted on favorably at the Wednesday meeting,
which was attended by President
McVey and Dean Melcher. The situation was discussed in full and
President McVey gave his approval
for a committee to incorporate in
the constitution such power as it
desires to exercise for the welfare
of the student body and the University. A committee also was appointed by the council to amend the
more definitely Its powers under the
,old constitution and the amendments to be added to it by the committee on amendments.
The following communicado concerning the power request of the
council at the March 26 meeting
was sent to The Kernel yesterday
with a request that it be published
"April 3. 1930.
"The published reports relative to
the recent action of the Men's Student Council of the University of
Kentucky are misleading.
"The council did not intend its
resolution as a demand for absolute
student government, nor as an ultimatum, but it wanted its powers to
be more definitely defined in the
constitution in order that it may, as
an administrative body, more effectively and satisfactorily maintain
and regulate student discipline. In
the accomplishment of this aim the
council realizes it must be in perfect
with the University authorities.
"At a meeting in President
office, Wednesday afternoon,
the situation was discussed and
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Detective Magazine Buys Feature on "The Bluegrass
Murder Mystery" Written
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Qcrald CTiTffln, Instructor in the
Department of Journalism, has sold
feature story, "The
a 4,000-wor- d
Bluegrass Murder Mystery" on the
Lewis Hill murder, which occurred
in Lexington, to the True Detective Mystery Magazine, one of the
The story will appear In a future
issue of the
The True Detective Mystery Magazine specializes in talcs of crimes
that have proven difficult for the
police to handle, publishing stories
that have all the elements of mystery attached to them.
Called before the courts several
times before a decision was reached
the trials of Lewis Hill for the murder of his wife were replete with
mystery; and before Hill was finally
sent to the penitentiary for the murder many unusual developments in
the case were brought out.
Mr. Griffin, author of the article
which is soon to be published, Is at
present a teacher of feature writing
at the University and Is head of
the Lexington Bureau of the Courier-Journal.
He Is a former graduate of the class of 1922.
During his undergraduate career
at the University "Jack" Griffin was
of the Kernel, cadet
colonel of the R. O. T. C. unit and
a member of Sigma Alpha Epsllon
Tenth Annual High
School Meet Will be
Held Next Week
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building. Dr. Jesse E. Adams of the
College of Education will preside.
Thursday at 1:30 p. m. the music
contests will be held in Memorial
hall. Miss Mildred Lewis, state su
pervisor of music will preside at, this
time. The contests In piano, violin
and cello for sections A and B will
be held first. Thursday evening at
8:30 o'clock the finals In piano and
violin will be held in Memorial hall,
with Mrs. Curtis M. McGee, president of the Kentucky Federation of
music clubs, presiding.
The third day of the contests will
open at 8:30 a. m. in Memorial hall
with Mrs. J. H. Richmond presid
ing. The girls' choruses and the
mixed choruses of classes A, B and
C will sing at this time. Friday aft
ernoon at 2 o'clock in Memorial hall
the male quartettes, the mixed quar
tettes and the trios will compete.
The Instrumental contests will al
so begin at 2 p. m. in the men's
gymnasium with Prof. Elmer G. Sul-z- er
presiding. Before competition
begins Mr. Frank Simon, director of
the Armco band, will give several
Friday evening the boys' and girls'
vocal solo section will compete at
7:30 o'clock in Memorial hall. Prof.
R. D. Mclntyre of the University
will be In charge of the meeing. Before the contest begins Barre Hill,
baritone of the Chicago Civic opera
company, will sing several selections.
The last day will be given over entirely to instrumental contests. Saturday morning at 9 o'clock in the
men's gymnasium the orchestras for
classes A, B, O, D and E will compete for the state championship. At
2 p. m. the bands for classes A, B,
C, D and E will hold their contests
in the men's gymnasium.. There
have been 24 bands enrolled to date
to enter the contests. There will be
only 14 orchestras.
Judges from other states will be
Miss Grace Van Dyke More of the
North Carolina college for women,
Greensboro, N. C, and Barre Hill,
who is the baritone of the Chicago
Civic opera company. He will be
here at that time to fill other engagements and has consented to be
one of the Judges In the vocal contests. Miss More will also judge vocal contests. Mr. Frank Simon, di- n.
rector of the Armco band of
Ohio, will be one of the
Judges for the band and orchestra
gave his approval
fnr thn committee to Incorporate In
the constitution such power as It
aesirea to exercise ior me wcunre
of the student body and the University. A committee was appointed
by the council to amend the constitution and define more definitely its
"C. E. COVIN, JR.,
"President Men's Student Council
"BENJAMIN LE ROY,
"Secretary Men's Student Council
"C. R. MELCHER,
"Dean of Men."
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"Home of the College Folks'
who arc to be pledged to this inner
circle. They also voted upon the
most outstanding member, which
will be announced later. Those to
be pledged are: Mary Elizabeth
Professional Training Will Price, Katharine K. Wilson, Vera
Dodson, Virginia Ellis, Alice May
Fit Individual for FedRurling and Mildred Graham.
DEBATERS MEET TENNESSEE
Sidney T. Schell and Bruce Waters will represent the forensic department of the University in a debate with the University of Tennessee at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday evening
In room 111 of McVey hall. The subject for debate will be "Resolved,
That the United States Government
She: What did you do with your Should Recognize the Soviet GovCommunications to the University
ernment of Russia." William R.
from the United States department chivalry?
He: I turned it In for a Bulck.
of Justice state that the Federal
Pcarcc, a member of the debating
prison service Is being reorganized Chanticleer.
team, will preside.
and professionalized at the present
"Dearest, I must marry you?"
Mother: Where do bad little girls
time. The system which will be in"Yes, but have you seen father?" go?
stituted will offer highly desirable
"Many times,, but I love you Just
Betty: Most everywhere. Wet
A system of professional training the same." Lehigh Burr.
will be established and promotion
will be made entirely on the merit
of the individual. Prison work has
long represented a career for college graduates In foreign countries
and it is hoped that a similar system can be established in the United States.
An officer's training school for
prison gaurds has been established
in New York and it is here that candidates for the service will receive
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their initial training. After the
training period a term of four
at the Book Store or Post Office
months must be spent as a guard in
one of the federal prisons. During
this time the employee will receive
training in criminal psychology, the
development of modern penology
and other relevant courses.
Superintendent of United States
Prisons Stanford Bates, says that
college trained men have their place
In modern prison work and that an
urgent appeal is being made to inLet us solve the problem of arranging
terest college graduates in this line
a Founder's Day banquet, a rush party,
New Prison Service
French Club to Give
Banquet April 26
Le Cercle Francais
day afternoon at 3
recreation room of Patterson hall
and had as its program a discussion
of the life and works of La Fontaine, French poet. Miss Katherine
Wilson was in charge of the program.
Mrs. Emll Johnson gave a short
talk on the background of La Fontaine's life, and then Miss Wilson
spoke for a few minutes on his life
and his influence on French litera
ture. Miss Mildred Graham read
several of the fables for which he
gained his fame, and Miss Virginia
Ellis gave a criticism of his works.
A short business meeting was held
to determine when and where to
have the annual banquet and it was
decided to have it April 26 at the
Chimney Corner Tea Room.
After the club adjourned the
members of Fleur de Lis, honorary
French organization, held a short
meeting at which they voted upon
the members of the French Club
an initiation dinner. Call 4480 and
us know how many to expect and
will have everything ready.
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