xt7j9k45rg2z https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7j9k45rg2z/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19550211  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 11, 1955 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 11, 1955 1955 2013 true xt7j9k45rg2z section xt7j9k45rg2z Eileen Farrell, Soprano, Will Present Concert
At 8:15 tonight In UK's Memorial Coliseum
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KiJctn Farrell, soprano, will present a concert at S:J." tonight in Memorial Coliseum as part of the Community Concert
and Lecture Series.
UK students are admitted free to all programs of tlie culture
series.
Although Mi.ss Farrell's name shattering trip from' Carnegie Hall
had long been a household word to the stage of the Itoxv Theater
because i her many appearances in September 1950.
on radio, it was in the 1950-5- 1 sea- In addition to numerous person that, to quote one New York formances in New York during the
critic. "Fr.rrell came into her own 1950-5- 1 season, the noted soprano
as a thrilLnely great dramatic so- - sang twice at the Ann Arbor Music
prano."
In addition to her New York
debut recital, Miss Farrell sang
that season a total of 61 solo per- formances in five separate engage- ments with the New York Philhar- monic-Symphon- y.

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more engagements in a single sea- son than any artist has had in
the 113 years that this orchestra
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Miss Farrell also made her debut
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Milton Eerie show, and appeared
as soloist with 11 other symphony
orchestras throughout the country,
She began her musical career in
1942 with an impersonation
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2 Leaders

Enrollment Drops 4V2 Per Cent
But Final Figures Incomplete
Enrollment has d r o p p e d
about 4 4 per cent from last

UK salutes two leaders in the
field of folk music, Jean llitchie
and Tom Scott, both University graduates, at the annual
Founders Day program at S:15
p.m. Thursday, Feb. 24.

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released by the registrar's office at the close of alphabetical
registration Tuesday.

Are Established
Four new graduate fellowships
amounting to $1,800 each have
been established by the Kentucky Research - Foundation for
the 1955-5- 6 academic year.
The fellowships are for doctor's degrees and will be open in
any field of specialization.

Registrar Robert L. Mills pointed
last child in a 7
out that the normal drop in en-

gree in social work;.- She served as supervisor of ele
mentary education in Perry Coun- ty for a year before leaving her!
home to accent a iob in New York
Miss Ritchie continued her work
in social service, obtaining a posi-- j
tion yvith the Henry Street Settle- ment House, operated for the chil- dren of the less fortunate in New
York's East Side.
Her start in folk, music grew out
of a meeting with Alan Lomax.
folk music authority, who heard
of her abilities as a folk singer and
asked her to sing on his radio program.
Mi.ss Ritchie has made recordings of more than 100 ballads and

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At the close of registration Tuesday 4,992 students had enrolled on
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campus as compared with 5,219 at
the same time last semester.
Final enrollment figures will not
be complete until the official close
of registration next Tuesday.
No figures are available from
Northern Center, Covington, or
the Pharmacy School, Louisville.
Enrollment figures at this same

Other building proposals include

time last year show a total of
4.575 students completing registration. All figures include on campus registration only.
Complete enrollment last semester soared to a high of 6,126,
boosted by a bumper crop of 1,700
freshmen.
A complete breakdown of last
semester's registration figures
shows 5,449'on campus; 147 at the
School of Pharmacy; and 530 at
the Northern Center.
An intensive building program is
currently underway on campus,
emphasizing the expected increase
in enrollment at UK.
President II. L. Donovan has
stated there is every, reason to expect that the University can enroll as many as 10,000 or even
12.000 students by 1965 or 1970.
provided the University is ready.
Cooperstown, housing project for
married students, is currently being replaced by a 2 i million dollar apartment building project.
The llnodern apartment build

ID Photos

ID card photographs for all
new students and transfers will
awarded a Fulbright be taken from 8:30-1- 2 and from
in 1931 to study songs .1:30 p.m. 5 Monday and Tuesand Ireland. While in day on the east concourse of Mesang at the annual folk morial Coliseum.

Scholarship
in Britain
Europe she
festival in London's Albert Hall.
Scott was recently honored by
the Museum of Modern Art with
the presentation of an "all Tom
Scott" concert played by a group
of strings and a few added instruments.
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ings will provide housing for more
1,000 persons.
Other housing projects nearing
completion are a new men's dorm
and a new girls' housing project.
The University's building program is based on the plan that
now is the time to build adequate
housing facilities to meet the expected larger enrollment.
President Donovan, in his annual
report this year, listed a new science building to house the Departments of Physics and Chemistry as
UK's first need in classroom proj-

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the University in 1946 with a de- second semester usually runs about

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point out that this is the last
opportunity for all students who
did not have ID card pictures
taken at the regular registration
period.

an annex to the University Library,

a College of Commerce building, a
building for the Northern Kentucky Center, completion of the

Mineral Industries building, an
agricultural classroom and laboratory building, and additional residence halls for students.

Kvian Dance
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The Kentuckian Queen Dance
will be held from 8 p.m. until
midnight tomorrow in the Student Union Ballroom, with Charlie Blair and his orchestra providing the music.
The Kentuikian )uccn will be
selected from 15 candidates at
3:30 this afternoon in Memorial
Hall.

Tickets jo the dance are

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a couple, available at the door.

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history of folk music in Kentuckywill highlight the an
nual Founders Day program as
UK celebrates its !X)th birth-

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p.m. Thursday,"
Feb. 24 in Memorial Coliseum.
Written
sen, UK
professor
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folklorist and assistant
of English, the narrative
the contributions of two
University alumni who have
achieved outstanding success in
the field of music Jean Ritchie
(Mrs. George Pickow. formerly of
Voper, nationally known singer of
ballads and folk songs, and Tom
Scott, native of LaGrange and
widely acclaimed composer' and
ballad singer.
(.A imilitc listing
the Fouiul-er- r
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To Miss Kitchie and Scott will
go the first Founders Day Awards.
President H. L. Donovan will present bronze plaques noting the distinguished achievements in music-othe two honored guests.
Each year hereafter, as a traditional part of the Founders Day
program, outstanding alumni of
the University will be presented
the special award of recognition.
The bronzr plaques are now being prepared in the College of
Engineering, under the supervision
of Clifford Kennard. pattern maker and foundry technician.
Members of the Music Depart
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will sing several selections during the Founders Day program.

Fouiulerk Day
The erouo of professors above are in charge of the
getting together and the putting on of this year's
Founders Day program. Fit lured above going over
the script, they are, Aimo Khiniemi, associate professor of music, who is in charge of the music; I.eo- -

nurd I'ress, of the radio arts' department,
assisting in the script; Dr. William Jansen,
ant professor of English, who is writing the
and Dr. A. D. Kirwan, who Is the chairman
program.

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Scott, a native of Latirangr. is
a widely acclaimed composer and
ballad singer. He and Miv
Ritchie will receive citations
from FK President Donovan
during the Founder Day

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Debate Team Wins Trophy

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Physical Education Class

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sorted for the past 32 years in the
Lexington public school system,
returned to the campus recently to
talk to an Organization and Administration class in Physical Education.
Mr. Heber has been director of
athletics at Lexington Senior High
and later at Henry Clay High
School for more than a quarter of
a century.
He is considered by many as a
doan of high school coaches, having established an enviable record
ns an administrator and coach.
Recently the athletic field which
he planned and has seen
into a modern plant was
named in his honor.
Mr. Heber is considered an
authority on administrative practices in athletics. He discussed this
topic before Dr. Maurice Clay's
class for senior majors in physical
education.
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H. C. Brown, a native of Hardin
county and graduate of the Uni-

versity in 1928, has been named
Jefferson County Agent, the appointment becoming effective on
Feb. 1.
Mr. Brown has worked in farm
extension since his graduation. He
lias been associate Jefferson County
Agent since 1946, and was assistant
there from 1933 to 1935.
Between his two Jefferson
County assignments he was field
agent for
Club work with the
University and assistant agent for
Fulton County.
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awarded a trophy for its recent in UK's victory.
Bill Golton. sophomore In tho
UK also won the tournament at
victory, with six wins and no
years College of Arts and Sciences, was
losses, in the Ohio State Debate Ohio State University two
ago. Texas AfcM was last year's elected president of Hillel at the
Tournament at Columbus, O.
last meeting of the organization
winner.
The subject fo rthc tournament,
in January.
velopment laboratories, Ft. Bel- - in which debators from 19 univerOhio Wesleyan took second place
were Janis
Other officers
voir, Va.
sities participated, was, "Resolved, in this year's debates, with five Weisenberg, viceelected
president: Ann
Mr. Roysdon has been employed that the United States Govern wins and one loss.
at the laboratories since his grad- ment should extend diplomatic
Tied for third place were Mari- Ruby, secretary; and Jack Miller,
uation from UK in 1942. He was recognition to the government of etta, John Carroll. Pittsburgh, Ak- treasurer.
chief of the Mine Laying section Communist China."
ron. Hiram, and Kent State.
prior to his promotion.
Ohio State tied for fourth with
Flayers
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UK debator Eddie Lovelace, Jun- two wins and four losses.
Lynwood Schrader, of Lynnville, ior in the College of Arts and
Ky., a 1952 graduate of UK, has Sciences, said. "I think that our
Guignol Players will cast their
Other colleges and universities
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Wayne, Morris Harvey, Heidleberg, Jean Anouila. at 5 p.m. Tuesday in
Second Lieut. Paul E. Chism, of
Mike Ganji. another member of Xavier, Capital. Baldwin-Wallac- e
the Laboratory Theater of the Fine
recently received the the Debate Team, listed numerous and Case.'
Arts Building.
silver wings of an Air Force Jet
pilot at graduation ceremonies at
Laredo Air Force Base, Texas. He
passed 14 nvonths of the intensive
training in Jets and propeller
driven aircraft.
With Former UK Students
Dwight T. Hamersley, of LexAND BRING IT TO US TO CASH IN ON OUR
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1941 to 1944, recently was promoted
to colonel in the regular Army and
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He has served with the Adjutant
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If the spirit should ever move you to write me n lctter-a- nl
it's always n pleasure to hoar from you -- take pen anil paper anl
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address meco Philip Morri. 100 Park Ave., New York 17,

Or if you don't have any paper, snap open your Snap-Opepack of Philip Morris, remove the fine vintage cigarettes, turn
the neat brown wrapper inside out and use it for stationery.
The regular size Philip Morris pack is perfect for short notes.
For longer letters use the kitig size pack. For chain letters and
petitions, glue several packs together.
This week's column is devoted to a few of the many interesting letters that have been coming in:
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- Maybe you can help me. I came up to college eight years ago.
On my very first day I got into a bridge game at th? Students
Union. I am still in the same bridge game. I have never gone to
a class, cracked a book, or paid any tuition. All do is play bridge.
To explain my long alienee and keep the money coming from
home, I told a harmless little lie. I said I was in medical school.
This made Dad t my father) very proud. It also enabled me to
keep playing bridge. We were both terribly happy.
P.ut all good things must come to an end. Mine ended last
week when I was home for spring vacation. I arrived to find that
Sister (my sister) was in the hospital with an ingrown spleen.
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capable of delivering jet horsepower greater than
the total energy output of the Hoover Dam have
been built and tested by North American.

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gine is being measured on a static test stand at
North American Aviation's Propulsion Field Laboratory north of Los Angeles. Rocket power plants

Dr. Xorbert Sigafoos, the eminent ingrown spleen surgeon, was
scheduled to operate, but unfortunately he was run over by a
cart on the way to the scrubbing room.
"Oh, never mind," chuckled Dad (my father). "Harlow (me)
will fix Sister (my sister)."
Well sir, what could I do? If I told the truth I would make a
laughingstock out of Dad (my father) who had been bragging
about me all over town. Also I would get yanked out of school
which would be a dirty shame just "when I am getting to understand the weak club bid.
There was nothing for it but to brazen it out. I got Sister
(my sister) apart all right, but I must confess myself completely at a loss as to how to put her back together again. Can
you suggest anything? They're getting pretty surly around here.
Harlow Protein
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Campus police announced that
they will begin Issuing tickets for
parking violations Monday.
The Judiciary Committee of the
Student Government Association j
has requested that all new students
familiarize themselves with the
parking rules on campus as they
affect students. Copies of the rules
may be picked up in the dean ol
men's office.
Leslie Morris, chairman of the
committee, has emphasized a num- '
ber of points which students may
not understand concerning the
rules.
1. It is urged that late registrants
who did not have an opportunity
to register their cars or apply for
parking permits do so immediately
with the SGA secretary, office of
the dean of men.
2. Cars are registered for one
semester only; students who have
not
their cars must
do so as soon as possible.
3. Students who registered their
1954 license tags must inform the
SGA secretary when 1955 licenses
are obtained.
4. Only applicants who have been
granted permits will be notified,
Individuals must assume they have
been denied a permit unless noti
fied by mail.
5. Parking tickets are not $1
each, but $2 for the third and
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Dear Harlow.
In Herd I do have a solution for von the notulion that h never
failed mr nhrnever thin; cIom in: Light up a Philip Morria!
Knot untie a rou u(T that rich vintage tobacco. Shade
light as you tate that mild fragrant flavor
Ami a you watch
the pure white smoke drift lazily upward, you will know that
nothing i as bad as it rem, that it i always darkest before the
dan n, and that the man worthwhile i the man who ran smile t

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Here is a rather amusing coincidence that' may amuse your

readers.

Just off the campus where I go to school there is a lake called
Lake Widgiwagan where students from time immemorial have
gone fishing. Thirty years ago when my father was an undergraduate here he went fishing one day at Widgiwagan and
dropped his Deke pin into the water. Though he dived for it for
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many weeks, he never recovered it.
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years later, mind you I went fishinjr
Just yesterday-thir- ty
at Widgiwagan. I caught a four pound bass. When I got the fish
home and opened it up, what do you think I found inside of it?
You guessed it! Two tickets to the Dempsey-Firp- o
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Fridav. ADOointments- may be
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with tome money from home, intent a Utile of it in the bett tmoke
that money can buy... PHILIP MORRIS, of courte.

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Cheesecake And Barbarians
If, us the theorists say, Kentucky's hest resource is her people, it's time for the people
!o he slightly more enlightened. The
intellectual movement, as we saw it in full
lla.e at the end of last semester, came from
loth the University of Kentucky and from a

few parents whosend their little darlings
here for an education. In brief, we're talkwhich arose
ing alxnit the
over theKernel's cheesecake.
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These protests, made in a sneaky,

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fashion on campus, and
in a covert, indirect manner from the Outside, were aimed'at banning the horrible, indecent, shocking, nasty pictures of coeds
attired in a manner which best proves that
there is 'a biological difference between male
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The ancient Creeks applied the term "barbarian" to people whose ways were alien to
he Greek way. Often, these "barbarians"
were crude, uncultured, unsophisticated,
tribesmen. Their outlook was not
different from that of the people who took
the liberty of rinding something nasty or gutter-like
in our cheesecake.
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Cheesecake, as we see it, is simply a natural display of beauty and form. These are
terms for cheesecake, perhaps,
but the truth of a nice human shape remains
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unchangecf no matter what words are used

to descrile it.
We like cheesecake fof the same reason
that the world's best painters and sculptors
like it- -it is a means of expression. Cheesecake, whether by photograph or by painting
or sculptor, lias the same function as those
works of art which are the heritage of cultured men. Cheesecake, to the
mind, is a miniature reproduction of the
sublime wonder of the human body.
Is there anything nasty about cheesecake?
Of, for the benefit of one complainer, is there
anything obscene in the character of the
women who posed for the pictures? To answer this, look in a mirror the next time
you're scantily clad. If the sight of your body
makes you sick, the answer is affirmative. If
you're rather pleased at the Creator's design
and ingenuity, the answer is negative.
We are not advocating nudism. Neither
do we advocate pornography. But we would
like to sit back and jeer at the people who
were unfortunate enough in ' outlook and
education to look for something improper in
our humble cheesecake.
We feel sorry for the people whose lives
center around searching for filth instead of
applying their intellects to more rewarding
pursuits. We feel even sorrier for the students who fall victim to their stingy logic.
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My name is Clarence. Clarence
Now, as these last few months loom omi- After registration was over and we had
Clavicle. Some people call me Clarlmried the weaker members of the Inner nously in the future, wc find ourselves won- - ence. Others call me Clav. Most
Circle, we started a discussion on just what dering what more there is for us to learn, people don't call me at all.
fraternity house. I
I live in
higher education has in store for us this We are well trained in the histories, cultures, live there awith my fraternity
and periods of all the great civilizations since brothers, housemother, files, and a
semester.
fellow who says
Sequestering" ourselves in an academic several years before the first date in the
h e graduated
in '36. He has
haze of poisonous nicotine, we concluded ancient history textbook,
been living at
that Our education might be completed this
Is there "anything else which we can pos- the house since
36.
I believe
time-th- at
every rough spot on our mental
sibly pick up? Can education offer us more?
he's a sponge.
surfaces might be refined and polished to
To answer these questions, we have de- Like all good
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fraternity men.
inicroscopic perfection.
1it
deled to tune in another semester of the ex- J
In the arts and sciences, we found that our .citing drama of higher education. The chal- .
y
smoke king- JPs-ni- . szed cigarettes,
training has been excellent. We .appreciate lenge is downright interesting and we hope LA
and understand music. We can
that everyone has a lovely time meeting it. my time brewing over my books,
eat snappy cheese, and go out with
from Degas to Roger Price, who illustrates
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the coeds.
The University s demand for all students
Mad, that crazy comic book on the colle- I have my likes and dislikes. I
to register cars strikes us as being slightly like fancy cars, Bermuda shorts,
pate level
coeds with hair styled after the
Philosophy is our second nature, and we ""constitutional. If taken to court by some Indians, Squab and beer, fur bow
what
find ourselves right comfy talking over Plato, ' Uprising soul, it might be proved that ties, and profs who know everythey're talking about. I hate
tate institution can t legally-requi- re
stu- a
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Aristotle, Polybh.s, and Harry S. Truman,
In general, my life was serene
for the
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theory is complete.
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anthropology. Pithecanthropus Erectus is as
easy to pronounge as Interfraternitv Council.
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and makes alxmt as much sense.
As far as astronomy goes, we found, in our
discussion, that we were well versed in the
mechanics of the universe and could even
recite the nam"i,of the two moons, of Mars.
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I walked toward her. She looked
up at me,
her
nose. She giggled. Carol- was in a
state of frenzy. She had finally
succeeded. Success was hers in the
field of experimental bathtub diswiping-foam-fro-

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She became known far and wide
as the greatest authority on bath-

tub distilling. She eventually wrote
a book on the history of the Bun-se- n
Burner which burned up the
bst seller lists. She became a student professor, soon reaching great
heights in her course, "How
chemical explosions."
But her fame became too much
to contain. She forgot the many
hours I had devoted in aiding her.
Her fame and fortune soon began
to lure her to other universities.
and uncomplicated. A carefree and
. jovial
was t. The I She had to make d choice. It
weeper-se- x
gave me no troubles . . . was me or fame and fortune.
that is until I met Carol. Carol She took fame and fortune. II
Cumberbun.
took me.
Carol lived in a sorority house.
I'm still in school, though heartThe Chi Oopsilon house. She lived broken. I still live frn a fraternity
there with her sorority sisters, house with my fratefntty brothers,
housemother, files, and a fellow housemother, files, and a fellow
who says he graduated in '36. who says he graduated in '36.
There is more than one sponge on Damned if I don't believe that felthis campus.
low isn't a sponge.
I first met Carol under a table
at a local refreshment parlor. We
both had the same goal in life . . .
to get back to the top of the table.
We made it. And we both knew
that it was love at first draft.
Since the Kernel's cheesecake
Carol was a serious girl, who has received some violent blasts,
spent much time in her laboratory. we'd like to point out that Jewell
She was doing extensive work in Hall harbors' a few pictures which
the field of experimental bathtub depict nudes. If our cheesecake is
distilling. She was too concerned going to be criticized1 on the
with her work, but I loved her still. grounds that it is obscene, we're
.Many were the nights when I going to levy the same charges
would sneak her away from the against the nudes framed in a
watchful eye of her housemother women's residence hall. At least
to the laborious task of completing we were decent enough not to display the human body where innoher experiments.
It ywas on on of these early cent eyes could beholdMt!
morning excursions to the labs
that I began to suspect that something was wrong. She didn't walk
in her usuar hiphazard manner.
Instead, she walked stealthily, with
The Kernel has some lovely new'
a mysterious air.
After I lifted her through 'the members working for it. They inwindow, as usual, she turned and clude Barbara Morgan, managing
requested that I stay outside to editor and