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And now the Student Council issues a warning that freshmen are to wear their class caps.
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lieve that thev are being crucified.
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of this
The
if we
Whether this awakening of the practically
answer the pleas of
dead is spontaneous, we do not know, but there
the many danre deis a sneaking suspicion that most of the "blame"
votees w h o enjoy
can be laid to the incomparable Wildcats. At
suing music but who dislike being jostled and any rate, even the
alumni in the
jablxd by the rollicking jitterbug that usually business district are talking of the renewed spirthrows caution to ihe winds and just "opens it and
unity of the student body and of that
ide the gate" to cavort in the generally accept
Wildcat team that wins confidence even in
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Girls wail that their i lot lies ate being ruined
and that the men are losing their shoeshines as
veil as their composure because of the many
kicks they receive during a dance. Such remarks
substantiate claims that there is considerable
havoc wrought when the violent dancers are on
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By ANDREW

the loose.
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lads and
No one wauls these-bsMCs to Ik' deprived of any enjoyment or free
lom of ihe hall room, but in consideration ol
the others, it seems only fair that they should
have some regard for the feelings of those who
are more reserved in their terpsichorean antics.
When these gay folks take the floor there is
usually a clogging of the available dance space,
as the temperate sisters and brothers are herded
to the walls or in groups elsewhere ttniil the
dcliiium has subsided.
As a solution to this situation it is suggested
that instead of ranging all over the floor, those
who desire to indulge in this frolicsome pastime
hoose one section or corner where they can
gather to run the gamut of their twisting, bending and stamping without interference, and
wheie thev can be respected and avoided by the
prudent. R. E. O.

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Csnics attending the
pep rally
ridav night predicted a "return to form" should
i lie '(lats lose the Saturday game.
Evidently,
iliose cvnics had never seen Ab's team in action.
if they had, they would have known
that it takes a heart of stone to keep hands in
xkeis when that squad is fighting.
.Ill of vhidi totals this
Within the past week, a distinct change has
come over the student body. Now noticeable
is a unity of spirit and purpose which has been
conspicuous by its absence in the past.
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CCORDING to Jim Caldwell, the other half of Campus-cene'- s
staff, this column is going to be an attempt at a
new deal in columnistic endeavor. Just what this new deal
hopes to do, the authors themselves hardly know, but in this
half you will perhaps see an attempt to give one side of
campus events. These are personal opinions, and are to be
taken as such. Perhaps you will agree; more than likely you
will not. But any criticism which you find with what is

written here should be directed at
the writer.
would recognize the fact that they
Psychology and the Athletic
are making themselves ridiculous
Association
by their actions, and do away with
One of the queer quirks of hu- them, as the upperclassmen in the
was demonstrated more progressive colleges have done.
man make-u- p
down atStoll field Saturday, when
But such is not the case, and the
the Wildcat squad completely won student council is going to punish
the hearts and support of the stu- all these bad freshmen who do not
dent body, and Lexington, by a loss. wear the cap. Now, what a number
In one of the most exciting games of students would like to know is
on record, the Big Blue team proved how can you tell a freshman if he
that it was one of the most cour- isn't wearing his cap. There are
ageous groups ever to represent the no physical differences, nor are
University.
Instead of being dis- they marked. And another thing
appointed by the defeat, everyone
how is the mighty council going
seemed encouraged, for they had to 'punish' these boys? Are they
seen a team give everything it had, going to make them stand in the
in a fine attempt to overcome su- corner with a dunce cap on? Or
perior experience and power. There shall they be made to write "I am
is probably more school spirit now a naughty, naughty boy" a hundred
that there has been for the past five times?
years. Perhaps the spirit shown
Saturday can be explained by the
presence of Husing, perhaps it was
the importance of the game. But
the spirit that remained after the
final whistle blew can be credited
only to the magnificent fight that
the Wildcat displayed.

Who's
Who - ey

The cheering in the Sttident

section was better than ever before,
and for same the student body
should take a bow. But one thing
that impressed the late comer to
the game is the poor way in which
the seats are arranged. If you happen to have a date who decides to
do her hp.ir before the game, you
will find yourself shunted into the
bleaclKts, along with a few hundred
other students, who find themselves
put there" every week, in spite of the
spaciousness of the student section.
At the Vanderbilt game, this stupid
arrangement forced more than two
hundred students to seek pews in
the bleachers, although there were
more than three hundrd seats left
vacant in the north stands, even
after the game began. In the student section, one noticed the empty
seats at the east end of the stadium,
space enough to have seated nearly
the entire number of students who
were shunted off to the sun cure in
the end of the field. It is rather
infuriating to be told by some guard
that all the seats are taken, and
then to find that not nearly all the
seats were filled; or to see outsiders
filling in the space in the student
side, where the student section
should be.

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Angora sweaters catch gnats. When you dance
with a girl who is wearing one, you get gnats
on your coat. This is by no means what is meant
by the expression, "You are looking natty." It's
sielled differently.
Therefore, we are unalterably opposed to angora sweaters. We suggest that the boys wear
bibs to the dances and that they carry electric
razors for their own protection.
Their theme song! "What Is This Thing
This should be remedied. Why
Called Fluff?"-- !..
W.
not enlarge the student section so
that it will accomodate all the stu
dents? The students pay for their
Quotable Quotes
tickets. And presumedly, the idea
"Comparing Sour Mash and The Kfrnfi. is back of any collegiate athletic pro-gram is to entertain and invite par- like comparing Ballyhoo and The Bible. Each
In other words, the stu- -'
has its place. Louise Nisbet.
dents should come first. Let's get
them back in the grandstand be- "Complexion hint: Bury your lipstick at the fore Christmas.
Reservoir and walk out every morning to see if
Student Council Speaks
it is still there." Prof. Grant C. Knight.
Last week the Student Council
met: and the student body waited
"I do not like bow ties." Helen Friedman.
in fear and trembling while that
"If one felt about things at night as one does august body announced in sleepy
next morning, life would be a dashed sight tones the outcome of that portentous gathering.
easier." W. Somerset Maugham.
Now, it seems that the Council
really did something
this time,
is
in itself. This
Then there was the fellow who figured out a which the remarkable of our council
worthies
time
way to change the color of his hair overnight. tolled out the doom of the freshmen, for in the last edition of the
He sent his son to college.
Kernel was the announcement that
the student council was awfully
about the whole
And wasn't it Oscar Wilde who said that one mad going to punish allthing, and
freshmen
was
way to get rid of a temptation was to yield to it. who didnt wear their caps.
This might be disgusting if it
wasn't Just a little too silly. To
think that all the student council
MICIILER
can do to amuse itself lies in tellmen that
ing the poor first-yethey will be punished if they don't

fighting Wildcat
Of
team the tongue is
out of the cheek of
In General
the collective student
IhkIv and unrestrainedly phrasing those long-waited cheers for Kentucky's gridiron men.
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"center of the field as the game ends. The
stadium empties onto the gridiron the peoples
that it has held. Both bands play. Football
players mingle with the crowd as they go slowly
toward the gym. Negro boys collect empty bottles in the stands. As the figure reaches the other
side, the circle which has formed around another
man drops back. Ab Kirwan extends his hand
to Yandy Coach Ray Morrison.
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Kentucky has redemed itself. J. H.

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the embryonic lawyers, through the
simple medium of ascot ties, have welded their
college into a unified whole for the purpose of
creating a livelier and more cooperative student body.

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By BOB HESS
Guest Columnist
Dot Colliver is gnawing tier nails
since Agie Gilbert came back to
school. Sure, you know. Agie used
to have a grip on Jerry Holstein's
heart. The old triangle at work
again.
Bebe Chauvet's kisser is back to
normal after the extraction of a
nastey
impacted
wisdom tooth.
"Hey, buddie, it sure has been tough
waiting," says Frank "Chesty" Mos-lewho sent her those pretty roses.
Incidentally, lads, "Chesty" is
's
nickname at AlatJama, and he
has successfully kept it a secret in
Lexington up tilj now.
wnat is that strange affinity that
cute little blonde who answers to
the monicer Edna Hill "has for the
Phi Delt ping pong room. It is because Sonny Murray has such big
blue eyes and because the ping
pong room is sq dark. Yeah, ask
Edna about her ability as a professional photographer's model.
Let that be a lesson to you. Pattie
Field Van Meter was lecturing to
the frosh, refuting the doctrine that
absence makes the heart grow fonder, and how she no longer gave a
hoot about Dick Chauvet because
she had not seen him for so long.
Suddently someone announced that
Dick had just driven up and was
outside and whish PatUe was off
.
in a breeze.
Roses to Ginger Watson, the
chritudinous mass of femininity,
She forsook Northwestern,
which
is in her home town, to grace the
UK campus with her gorgeous
frame and to become the pride of
Chl-More power to you Ginger,
you sweetie, and loads of luck to
you while you're knocking 'em dead
on the campus.
Say, did you notice how, when
Bob Davis was injured last week
while starring with the Cleveland
Rams, Judy McVain scrammed up
to Cleveland to see the grid flash
when she learned he was injured.
Looks like the real McCoy, especially when one takes into consideration the Judy broke her engagement to herformer heartache after
having been paid some attention
by "Twenty Grand" Davis.
Drippings From The Quill
Don Brown and June Lassing
are pinned again. What goes on
here? Why aon't you put the pin
on June, Don. and leave it tnere
. . . Did you know that the pen l.ame
used as the by line for tne column
Sidelings means Don Irvine and
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wear those ludicrous
is rather pitiful. There Is so much
they could do if they only wake up
and do it; but perhaps that is too
much to expect.
In this corner, you will find a
deep and underlying sympathy for
the freshman. He must undergo
all the juvenile practices which are
heaped upon him by his elder
who are far more childish
than he. If they were not so, they
head-piece-

CUT FLOWERS
and
CORSAGES

By DIDI CASTLE

Name the U. K. football player who appears for the Grill and
Cafeteria advertisement in Friday's Kernel.
2. Write his name on the back of a sales receipt from the Grill or

RULESHere's one who "knew
his team"
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Cafeteria.

3. Turn it in to Room 115 at 4 o'clock Friday afternoon. The first to
turn in the correct name of the player will win the $5.00 meal coupon
book.

The rules are easy and a sure way to win a $5.00 meal coupon
book so you can enjoy the delicious food of the Student Union
Cafeteria and Grill. All you have, to do is "KNOW YOUR TEAM."

The Kentucky Press Association
voted to hold its annual
meeting in Louisville January 19.
20. and 21 at a meeting of the executive committee in the Student
Union building Saturday.
At the meeting, called by G. M.
Pedley. of Eddyville. chairman of
the executive committee, a report on
advertising committee activities was
made by Shelton M. Saufley of
Richmond. Harry Lee Wakefield, of
Clinton, reported that he km filing
a suit under the printing laws of
the state to require certain printing
ordered by law and J. T. Norris,
editor of the Ashland Independent,
presented a resolution against the
Patman bill aimed at chain stores.
It was adopted.
After the business session, members of the executive committee and
their guests were entertained by the
Lexington Herald - Leader at a
luncheon at the Lafayette hotel
vhere they were welcomed by Fred
B. Wachs, general manager of the
Lexington dailies.
The committee was then the

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Well add these few tidbits to
John
Bob Hess's masterpiece.
Greathouse and Martha Jane Rich
are pinned. Owen Jones is pinned
to Ruth Jennings of Henderson.
The Bakers, Jack and Eileen, are
pinned. Pi Kap Billy Back and Kitty Wooton have followed suit. It's
contagious. Congratulations to all.
Incidentally, Opal Hobbs and Dick
Robinson were married Sunday . . .
our best wishes to both for all the
happiness they deserve. Delt Benny Buffet is expected to return to
Lexington soon and Brownie Brown,
well, ask her how she feels about
it all. John Ed Pearce has been
around and very much about Ruth
Stewart to the "chagrin" of Harry
Williams. It seems that the Phi
Sigs were in fine form at the game.
And VaAJerbilt followers showed
up at Benton's with what looked
like quart jugs. Park Hamilton,
the Sigma Nu shyster, called
Rochester, N. Y. Sunday night . . .
and she was at home. Perhaps it
was just mental telepathy instead
of personality Park. Roger "Doc"
Fuson finally broke down and had
his first data during his three years
of college . . . with the pride of the
Zeta's, Hattie Richie . . . you know
what they say about redheads . . .
they're supposed to have made history what it is today".
U. .Ks
pooless wonders are throwing a
dance Saturday eve that should be
a honey from all reports. An outside band is being imported and the
swimming team captained by Herb
Hillenmeyer,
will turn out en
masse.
Professcr Bigge teaches
pronunciation to his classes in a
way that makes them remember.
"Now pronounce 'dem' in German
just like you do 'dame' in English"
explained Prof. Bigge. And they
won't forget. "I love Sunday's!" a
coed was overheard to say. "Be
muse I don't have to dress up."
"food point. Lucille Thornton was
.itting irt the lawyers' section at the
ame Saturday . . . how come? Ask
teve White. Incidentally, the law
tudents' section created quite a bit
'f interest and we understand that
.t the next game the Courier-Jour-lis sending a photographer to
ake pictures of the law students
n acticn for the yells. Walter Flip-)i-n
likes Mary Elizabeth Mason, one
f last year's T. D's. whom it is
umored, will be back in school next
emester.
So that is that. How
lid all the people who were turned
n
iway from both the student
and the stands on the opposite
side of the field like it?
In parting, we would like to say
'hat the entire U. K. student body
ippreciates the efforts of the foot-a- ll
team last Saturday on Stoll
field. The boys played their hearts
nit and presented us with a fine
;ame and also with an outstanding
example of spirit and sportsmanship. . . Anon.

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Really A Collegiate Contest

FRIDAY'S KERNEL WILL
RUN ANOTHER PICTURE OF A U. K. PLAYER

Louisville Is Named
By KPA Committee
For Annual Meeting

John Ed Pearce? . . . Wonder how
Jitter bug Gypsy Joe Davis's head
feels after connecting with the
dance floor when she left her feet
while doing a strenuous jitter at a
recent college dance . . . Wouldn't
jitter bug Luke Linden, the Blue
Diamond flash, make a swell dance
pardner for Gypsy Joe? . . . Gordon
Bugie certainly does g, pretty good
job of trying to mix up the card
section at the games . . . Have you
met Jones, the transfer from Hanover College? He's the pride of
Phi Delt just ask them . . . After
seven years at UK, it is rumored
that Lidley Finley is going to hire
an incendiary to burn the school
down . . . Who was the birdie who
told us that the wags are saying
that Amelia Talbott and Bill Holster are one? . . . Ohhhhh, isn't
Virginia Hayden, the belle from
Georgia, about the snozziest red
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