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MERRY
CHRISTMAS

KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XVIII

LEXINGTON,

OF
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HAPPY
YEAR

NEW

KENTUCKY

NUMBER 12

DECEMBER 16, 1927

'CATS OPEN. SEASON WITH CLEMSON TONIGHT
NEW RULE PASSED

Last Kernel

BY ATHLETIC BODY

Next Issue Will Appear on

AFFECTS S. I. A. A.
Favors Mississippi
Against Intercollegiate

Cwtference

Organization
DRASTIC ACTION TAKEN
IN ANNUAL SESSION
Mississippi Pkyer Is Held Not
Guilty ef Playing Professional Baseball

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A resolution adopted by the athletic
body, on Saturday, December 10, at
the seventh annual meeting of the
Southern Conference, threatens to
sever relations with the Southern Intercollegiate Association unless the
latter recinds its action in blacklisting the University of Mississippi.
The resolution was passed at the
final executive meeting of the
and was the most spectacular
and important' action taken, by the
conference in its seventh annual session here.
The University of Mississippi was
blacklisted two years ago by the S.
I. A. A. on a charge that "Ole Miss"
played a man who had violated his
amateur status by playing professional baseball. The facts in the case
proved that the player in question,
Charles Briggs,a pitcher, had not
in any way violated his amateur
staadiBg and the executive committee
ef the Southern Conference exonerated the University of Mississippi
from any blame. These finding were
iCBored by the S. I. A. A., however,
Md the school remained on the 's
'
blacklist.
A petition that the Southern Conference take action in the matter was
made at the Friday night session by
W. M. Hemingway, faculty chairman
of the University of Mississippi, who
described the S. I. A. A. action as "a
distinct slap in the face of the Southern Conference."
Conference officials were wrought
up over the report Mr. Hemingway
made of 'the discourteous treatment
shewn to the University of Mississip-"p- i
and Saturday's drastic resolution
was a final ultimatum that Jie S. I.
AT"A! ,eegmze the UmveWky of
Mississippi as a college in good stand-ta- g
athletically or else get off the
Southern Conference schedules.
' WeuM Affect Kentucky
Contracts with S. I. A. A. teams
this year will be carried through, but
bo more such games will be scheduled
unless the S. I. A. A. follows the letter of the ultimatum. Unless the S. I.
A. A. does that, the football game
between the University of Kentucky
and Centre College next year will be
the last. Likewise, no other teams in
Kentucky, notably Georgetown, Western Normal, Louisville, Kentucky
Wesleyan College and others, all of
which are members of the S. I. A. A.,
can ever play with the Wildcats in
any sport in the future.
The Resolution
The full text of the. resolution fol- lows:
"Whereas, it has come to the attention of this conference that the University of Mississippi has been blacklisted by the Southern Intercollegiate
Athletic Association in spite of the
fact that charges had been fully investigated by this conference through
its executive committee ana louna not
to be well, founded:
"Therefore, be it resolved that this
conference advise the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association that it
regards it3 action toward the University of Mississippi as an unfriendly
act toward this conference;
"Resolved further, that ihis .conference idvise the Southern Intercslleg-iat- e
Athletic Association that no further games with Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association institutions
will be scheduled after the expiration
,ef existing contracts unless the action
of the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Association with regards to the
University of Mississippi be rescinded."
This resolution and the other business was conducted in a closed session at which only voting delegates of
the conference were present.

January 6

Ask University Students to Keep Belief in
St. Nicholas Alive in Hearts of Poor Children

In accordance with the usual

without them like I can. With love,
Robert."
A poor mother sent this letter
"The children have me rite you a
letter in regards to Santa Claus.
Ther papa told them that he would
not have no money for to "give Santa
this Xmas as we have so much to
pay out grocer bill, rent, coal and
he could not have Santa come this
time. So H and H and F and
M
wants you to send Santa to see
them. It's fonny x but the children
have made me rite you this letter, so
I'm doin it for to please them. Wishing you the most blessed Xmas and
love from (here the little ones'
.
,
,
names")
,
Over at the cheerful Salvation
Army home, a shabby little girl with
red hair and blue eyes shook her head
but smiled radiantly when I asked
her what she wanted for Christmas.
Rachel, a child of soven, and her
mother were picked up last week on
the Paris pike by policemen and
brought to the home. Deserted by
her husband, Rachal's mother was
hiking along the road, carrying two

(By Kady Elvove)
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everybody in our little college town could
be happy at Christmas time? Your
heart would feel warm and cheerful
on Christmas morning when you are
morning, following the resumption joyfully exclaiming over new fur
of school on Tuesday, January 3.
coat, silk mufflers, cigarette cases,
The Kernel takes this opportunsport roadsters and the liko, if you
ity to extend to the student body,
knew that not a single person in Lexthe faculty of the university, and ington Svere suffering from Santa
the alumni the wish that never Claus' forgotten visit.
grows old Merry Christmas, and
In all this flurry of Christmas shopa Happy New Year.
ping and
exams, college
students are likely to forget that
there are some unfortunates who will
have no Christmas celebration unless
they receive help. At the Salvation
Army headquarters
letters from
needy persons pour in daily pitiful
letters, funny letters, all worthy ones.
One little note written in pencil on a
torn piece of cheap tablet paper said:
"Dear Salvation Army Santa Claus,
I've been a bad boy this year but I'm
going to be a good boy from now on.
John Rice Bullock Is Elected Please, Santy, won't7 you bring my
Candidate at Large From
baby brother some toys for ChristKentucky
mas. He's so little, he can't get along
custom of the paper, this issue will
be the last published before the
Christmas holidays which begin,
Wednesday, December 21, at noon.
The Kernel will make its next appearance on the campus, Friday

ROBERT WARREN
WINS THE RHODES

SCHOLARSHIP
MR. WARREN EXPECTS TO
GET HIS PH. D. IN JUNE

Was Editor of First Volume of
Undergraduate Poetry In
This Country

Annual

Parts in Cast of Dramatic

Affair Will

Pan-Hellen- ic

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Library Has New
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Phi Sigma Kappa
Makes
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Sings in
Vatican
Lexington, December

Literary Sorority

Prizes

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Students Must Attend Classes
Before, After Holidays

SOPHOMORES

WILL START GAME

AGAINST

TIGERS

Milward, McGinnis, McBrayer,
Owens and Combs to Begin
Initial Contest

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LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT
STRENGTH OF VISITORS
Spectators

Will

Watch

With

Interest Wildcats' New
Style of Play

'Cat Captain

THEATER o
PLAYERS PRESENT

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'OUTWARD BOUND'
of Character Parts

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Are Held for MUSICIANS WILL
Stroller Spring Play
DANCE TONIGHT Many
GIVE PROGRAMS
Students Compete for

Robert Penn Warren, a resident of
Be Held In Mem's Gymnasium;
Guthrie, Ky., was elected Rhodes
Council Entertains With SinStroller
for the Stroller
scholar from Kentucky to Oxford unispring production, "Dulcy," were held,
ner at Phoenix Hotel.
versity, England, on Saturday, DeWednesday afternoon,, at the Little
cember 10, by the scholarship comdanoe is always Theater in White Hall, at 3 o'clock,
The
mittee. John R. Bullock, of Covington, University of Kentucky entry, one of the most elaborate and suc- with about 30 people competing for
was elected and appointed candidate-at-larg- e cessful dances of the year. "Accord the eleven parts in the play. Addison
ing to the committee in charge, Brud Yeaman, who will direct the play, was
from Kentucky.
assisted by Prof. Enoch Grehan in
Joe
John Rice Bullock, a student of Uni- Farmer, Osear Stoesser and Pan-Hthe judging. The entire cast will be
this will be the best
versity of Kentucky, is an outstandannounced as soon as the
ing senior. He has distinguished him- lenic dance ever given at the univer- are entirely completed.
self not only as a scholar, being a sity. The music, furnished by "Peg"
The play chosen for this year's permember of Phi Beta Kappa and nu- jLongdon's orchestra, will start to
merous other honorary fraternities, night at 9 o'clock and will play until formance is a comedy with a cast of
three girls and eight boys. The girls
but he has beena leader among the 1 o'clock.
The Men's gymnasium, which is to are Dulcy, Angela Forbes, and her
university students, has displayed
loyalty to his Alma Mater and has be the scene of all the gay frivolity, stepmother, Mrs. Forbes, who is only
will be decorated with the shields of thirty years of age and who has has
been an active worker in extra-curparts
frateraitiesaB well asU"?en married twice
cula activities. For two years Mr. the different. J
1 JZ
j
i
roi
xuera are especially good.
Bullock was
of the oeauuiBiiy auunieu "
will be eight
instead of
There is a wide field open for those
Kentucky Kernel.
for interested in stage work, and stu
the old custom of a
Warren- Vanderbilt Graduate
each fraternity. It is hoped that dents may have valuable experience
Mr. Warren, 22 years of age, en- dates for the dances will be met else- on the Stroller stage crew.
tered Vanderbilt university in 1921, where than "under the clock." The
and received his Bachelor of Arts de- favors are the big surprise of the evgree in 1925. His major and minor ening, and it is .premised that they
subjeats were English literature and will be the best ever giyen at a Pan- Philosophy, respectively.
Hellenic dance.
CONTRACTS
In his sophomore year, Mr. Warren
Council is enter
The
was a contributor to and editor of taining with a dinner in the private
the first volume of undergraduate dining room of the Phoenix hotel be All Organizations Must Refer
poetry to appear in this country. It fore the dance. Many of the fraterni
Contracts For Renting and
was called Driftwood Flames, and ties are also giving dinners at their
Purchasing Property to Facreceived favorable comment from the respective houses.
ulty Committee for ApproVal.
best critics.
Perhaps his most outstanding acAccording to a motion just approvcomplishment in his junior year at
ed by the committee on purchase of
Vandrebilt was that of becoming a
property by fraternities and sororimember of the Fugitive Group, and
ties, all fraternities before they can
during his senior year he was electsign their contract must present their
ed to be one of the editors of this
organization.
The library has inaugurated an ad contract to a faculty committee appointed for that purpose. The motion
Mr. Warren graduated as a member dition to the regular charging system was made in May and has just been
of Phi Beta Kappa fraternity, honor- by which each student has a card kept approved by the committee.
ary scholastic fratjernity. He also at the library. On this card a comTho motion is as follows:
won the Founder's medal for scholar- plete record of all material taken out
"All contracts for renting and purship which is awarded to that stu and returned, is recorded. This regu- chasing fraternity and other club
dent having .the highest academic lation means a great deal more work houses, and proposed locations of such
for the staff, but it is hoped that the
record.
system will work out to the advan- houses, must be submitted to a faculty committee for approval before
tage of both the student and staff.
any contract is closed. The faculty
Under the new rules a student may committee shall consist of the busihave only five books at one time, two ness agent, the superintendent of
Pan-Hellen- ic
of which may be fiction. A delinquent, buildings and grounds, the dean of
one who has books overdue, or owes the college of law, the dean of men,
fine, may not take out new mate and the dean of women."
Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity was
Coun rial until the fine is paid.
admitted into the
The committee, composed of Mr.
cil Sunday afternoon after a unani
Students are urged to note this D. H. Peake, Maury Crutcher, Dean
mous vote cast last week by the fra change and are urged to return books
Evans, Dean Melcher, and Dean
ternities who already had representa- before the holidays. Liberal renewals Blanding, held its first meeting last
tives in this council. There are now will be given over this time.
Friday, December 9, and elected Dean
fourteen members of the Men's Pan- Melcher chairman. The proposed purHellenic Council, representing the fol
chase of a bouse by a certain sorority
Choir
fowing fraternities: Phi Delta Theta,
brought up and is now under
Epsilon, Delta Chi,
Sigma Alpha
30 was
consideration.
Kappa Alpha, Kappa Sigma, Alpha
Sigma Phi, Phi Kappa Tau, Pi Kappa
Music lovers of Lexington and Ken
Alpha, Alpha Tau Omega, Triangle, tucky will have an opportunity to
Alpha Gamma Rho, Sigma Nu, Delta enjoy what is probably the finest male
Will Offer
Tau Delta, and Pip Sigma Kappa.
choir in the world on December 30,
when the Vatican choir will appear at
Elizabeth Smith, president of Chi
the Woodland auditorium. They will Delta Phi, honorary literary sorority,
only which is
give one performance
announces that the organization will
under the auspices of the Lexington offer two prizes of $20 each, one for
College of Music.
the best poem and one for the best
The Roman Polyphonic singers are prose composition that is written durcomposed
of 60 members from ing the year.
the choirs of St. Peters in the
The winning articles will bo selectVatican, St. John Lateran, St.
to have affairs of the heart in the fall Mary Maggiore and Sistine Chapel. ed out of "Letters," under an ar(By Alfred P. Robertson)
semester but tha majority of them They have gained a reputation as rangement by which it is to publish
Now that Phi Beta Kappa has
the best prose and poetry found in
been are too lar gone to care. And so a superb combination of male voices the Literary section of The Kernel.
pledged, the Rhodes scholar has
they begin to wear a harassed look during their sixteen years of exist
Governor-elehas been
selected, the
However, contributions may be sent
about a month before Christmas. He
inaugurated, Leroy Smith's tonsils knows she isn't depending on Santa ence. They are in America only by directly to "Letters."
special permission His Holiness, Pope
been removed, the Romany play
have
Another announcement to those of
Claus.
Pius XI, and will return in April at literary ability is made by Prof. E.
has gone over, Russian month has
During that month he employs ev the conclusion of their transconti- F. Farquhar, editor of "Letters." Cale
been buried, and basketball season has
Young Rice, famous Kentucky poet,
been initiated, it is time to begin to ery means to find out what she wants nental tour.
except to ask her. That would not be
Tickets are now on sale, price has offered two
prizes for
think of Christmas and forget the
wise, even if he were rich, which he $1.10, $1.65, $2.20, $2.75, and $3.30.
term papers due immediately after
the best poems submitted to "Let
isn't. He draws her out in
Christmas.
ters."
and carefully notes the results
MEETING TIME CHANGED
The campus male isn't worried
He asks his fraternity brothers, but
about the future. All he can think of
in the same dilema
At the last meeting of the Bbard of
is the present and he's 'thinking plen- they are usually
THANKS!
frantically
Trustees of the university, attention
ty about thaU What to give her is and just asHe asks her looking for
sorority sis- was called to the fact that the Deway out!
the great question before the Ameri
The Kernel wishes to express its.
dis- cember meeting would come on Tuesat
can people just now. It's a pressing ters, perhaps, but Aif he is in all
appreciation to Mr. Dicker, of the
secret
a soror- day, December 13, which was Inaugquestion, too. Tha word pressing is creet he doesn't. public
as a Pullman uration day for the governor of the College of Engineering, who helped
be? Hamlet's ity house is as
eood. What shall it
repair the press, Wednesday night.
state, and it was deemed best to fix Had it not been for Mr. Dicker's
choice was a cinch compared to this towel.
He evea invades the stores that for the date for the meeting at some
He just had two courses open,
one.
kindness in ropairing the machinBut pity the poor college boy. He's 11 months of the year are "No other time. A motion was made, secery, it isprobable that The Kernel
in the fog, more so than usual, I Man's Land" and consultes the sales- - onded and carried that the December
all
would not have appeared on time
meeting of the board be fixed for this week.
mean. Of course, the wiser and more
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Tuesday, December ,20, 1927.
careful of the college gentry refuse

FIVE

Christmas holidays begin, Wedheavy grips. The load was too heavy nesday, December
21, at noon, and
for her and she stumbled many times,
end, Tuesday morning, January 3,
severely bruising her head and face
according to an announce1928,
Little Rachel couldn't run for help ment from the registrar's office.
well you see her leg is lame
because
Students are warned that they
and she cannot walk so the two had will have
taken off their
to stay by the roadside until policestanding if they miss the last class
men found them. Now the Salvation
the
the
Army authorities are searching for before, or Old first class after uniholidays.
students at the
Rachel's relatives, but in the meanversity
pentime she is staying at the Home and alty, butare familiar with this
the consequence of breakanxiously looking forward to Christ
ing the rule is not known by some
mas.
of the new students.
"A woman came in here today, who
almost wrung my heart," motherly
Mrs. Harvey, who is in charge of
the Salvation Army relief work, told
me. "She was a delicate little crea- ROMANY
ture and so feeble she could hardly
l;
walk. Her husband was in a
her babies were hungry; and
she had been walking the streets for
two day3, vainly seeking work. There
are other poor people in circumstance?
such as" her's. We are preparing
Christmas baskets for them this year Carol Sax and Jeanette Lampert
500 or more and we would appre- Direct Excellent Production

Try-ou- ts

GREEKS TO GIVE

Warning Issued

PLAY WELL RECEIVED
BY LARGE AUDIENCES
Excellent Lighting Effects Helpj
Make Comedy By Sutton
Vane a Success

(By David Alexander)
Orchestra, Band, Glee Club to
Appear in Concerts Sunday Excellently executed lighting effects
w-cast combine to
and Monday; Phi Mu Alpha and a "Outward Bound," the current
make
Will Pledge.
production of the Romany Th3ater, a

Three programs will be given by
the music department of the university, two of them in the Men's gymnasium. The first will be a 'concert
by the Philharmonic orchestra at 3:30
o'clock, Sunday afternoon. At 6:30
o'cloc, Sunday evening, the Christmas Vesper concert will be given under the joint auspices of the Y. M. C.
A. and the Y. W. C. A. at Patterson hall at 3 o'clock, Monday
number
afternoon, the concluding
of the Russian musical programs
will be given.

The first program, Sunday afternoon, by -- the Philharmonic orchestra,
will consist of a variety of numbers
that should please everyonfe. The
Sunday evening program will consist
of familiar Christmas songs and selections appropriate to the approaching
holiday season. The program Monday afternoon concludes the Russian
movement in music at the university.
Phi Mu Alpha, men's honorary music
fraternity, will hold pledging ceremonies at the concert Monday afternoon.

Sunday Afternoon Concert
The program of the concert, Sunday
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Christmas Service
To Be Held Sunday In
Men's Gymnasium
Christmas vesper services will be
held Sunday evening

at

6:30 o'clock

Hall under the
Patterson
auspices of the music department of
the university. The Girl's Glee club
and the Girl's band will appear under
the direction of Professors Lampert
and Sulzer. The services are being
sponsored by Mrs. Frank L. McVey.
Professor Lampert stated that the
purpose of the concert is to arouse
Christmas spirit through the medium
of music. The program will be com
posed of Yuletide selections of the
better kind and especial stress is be
ing laid on the excellence of the presentations. This is to be the only occasion where, the students may assemble for the purpose of hearing
Christmas music on the campus this
year, and it is hoped that many will
take advantage of this opportunity to
be present.
At all previous concerts a number
of townspeople have attended and the
invitation for this affair is extended
to them again. There will be no admission charge.

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Advertising Contest
Winners Announced

A. K. Mizick was the winner of The

Kernel advertising contest held last

play of forceful dramatic appeal with
an undercurrent of ironic comedy to
temper its emotidnal tension. Gradual shadings of amber, gr en and
blue, so skillfully executed that the
transitions are almost imperceptible,
lend stress to the drama's climatic
scenes and contribute an 'erie atmosphere entirely in keeping with the
theme of "Outward
Bound."
The play, which opened last Mon
day night, will be presented for the

last times tonight and tomorrow
night. It is produced under the di

of Carol M. Sax and Jean- nette Lampert, and is the work of
Sutton Vane, an English playwright
and actor. Vane has conceived an un
usual plot and setting for his drama.
The action unfolds the adventures of
an incongruously assorted group of
characters, men and women who have
died and are aboard a boat bound for
Heaven or for hell ("it is the same
place, you know").
No Star In Play
There is no one "star" part in the
play, since careiul character dilinea- tion is made subservient to the
drama's thematic aspect. Frances
Smith, Alvin Hammel, and. Anne
share honors in the three parts
demanding difficult emotional acting,
and each displays admirable restraint
in the interpretation of his xplet refraining entirely from an overemphasis that might easily degenerate into
melodramatics.
Mrs. T. T. Jones again appears in
a comedy role well suited to her, and
she carries it off with the refreshing
gusto that has characterized all her
previous performances in the Romany.
rection,

Cal-lih-

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Home Economists

Issue Publication
The "Copper Kettle," official publi
cation of the Home Economics club,
will soon publish the first of its thrice- yearly editions. The paper is in
charge of Miss Josephine Frazer,
and Miss Emily. Bennett, managing editor. In addition to
news of interest only to students of
Home Economics, the coming Christmas number will contain articles of
general news interest, and a column
by Miss Hopkins, head of the department. The paper will be contributed
to by the faculty as well as by the
students In this iss'ue an article by
Dr. Horlicher, the new dean of the
College of Agriculture, will be of par
ticular interest.
editor-in-chie- f,

(By Kenenth Gregory)
The Wildcat basketball team will
set sail tonight upon a long journey,
a cruise that is expected to carry
them as far as Atlanta by next Feb
ruary.
J;he net season opens and
Clemson College will aid in the ceremonies at 8 o'clock this evening in
the gymnasium!
Coach Johnny Mauer, introducing
the second in the series of. new coaching systems, of Illini fame, has drilled
the net candidates at avhard, fast
clip, but still the squad seems slight
ly undeveloped
It is hard for th
Wildcat aspirants to pick up the.jiew
style of play; but, nevertheless, all
are trying hard and have shown much'
improvement since training started
. Possible Line-u- p
The starting line-u- p
for tonight's
game may fool many; the line-u- p
for the next two games may cause
much wondering; but cast aside all
suspicions for it is a fact that the
members of thefootball squad are not
as far developed as those who were
out two weeks before the grid season
ended

Captain Paul Jenkins may not start
the Clemson tilt, but it is probable
that "Rabbi" will be substituted early
in the game. Jenkins is mora developed that other football players and,
the Wildcat leader will show his
wares.
Provided Captain Jenkins
will b- as
don't start, the line-u- p
follows: Combs and Owens, forwards:
Milward, center; McBrayer and McGinnis, guards.
Not much is known of the strength
of the Clemson quintet, but no Carolina five is easy to conquer. Last
night tha Tiger five visited Winchester for a game with Wesleyan, but
at the time, of writing it was too late
to ascertain the outcome.
Sophomores to Start
Tonight, five sophomores, members
-

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In Which the Impossible Is

Wanted By University Foil

week. The contest was participated
in by members of the class in phy- chology of advertising. Beecher Ad
year, having received not a single no(By Sara Elvove)
ams and Neil Plummer were tied for
Trom the dean of women, board
This seems to be the time of the tice education, or associated creditors.
second place with ads for the Wildof
cat Lair and R. S. Thorpe. Prizes year when most people are thinking, But about tn .presents. First, not

of what they're gonna give and what
they're gonna receive for Christmas,
but mostly what they're gonna re-- 1
ccive. However, university students
are busy right now cranimin' up on
the final exams they're gonna have in
January, so they haven't time to
think of such foolishness and other
things, also. I was afraid Santa, old
thing, that mebbe you'd forget Tjout
us eocisiting, so I thought I'd write
and give you a little list of things you
could leave on the U. K. campus this
Christmas, when you come around to
NOTICE
fill up our Real Silk hosiery.
All electrical power on the univerI'd rather tell you what I want,
sity grounds will be shut off at 1:30 first, being as my mind is so occupied
p? m. "on Saturday, December 17, for with what the other students want,
one hour. This is necessary due to that I might forget to put myself in
repairs being made on the trans- until last. I want to tell you first,
however, that I consider, myself as
M. J. CRUTCHER,
former.
having been a perfect li'l angel this
Supt. of Bldgs. and Grounds.

were awarded to the three winners by
The Kernel. Advertisements written
by Newton Combs for The Phoenix
Hotel; E. B. Cummins, for The Lex
ington Drug, and John R. Bullock for
Transylvania Printing Company, received honorable mention in the contest, and appear in this issue of The
Kernel, together with the advertisements of The Lair and Thorpe. From
time to time ads written in the contest will be run in The Kernel.

last, I'd like an A in German, psychology, zoology, history, and alt The
rest of my subjects, with a couple
plusses thrown in for good measure.

If you're all out of psychology A's by
the time you get around to me, I'll
take a B; I'm not proud. A full two
weeks' Christmas holiday would also
be appreciated with many thanks, as
would an ermine coat (and a couple
of
If you've still got room
in the ole bus, I I mean my brother,
would like a carton of those things
you walk a mile for, and then give to
your fraternity brothers. I also would
like enough candy to pass around and
still have enough left to enjoy myself,
and enough choon gum to pull me
through January.
That's all I want; the rest of the
).

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