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Refreshments were served at the
conclusion of the program.
El Atcnco Castellano was formed
for the purpose of Improving the
El Atcnco Castcllnno, Spnnlsh conversational Spanish of the adclub of the university, held lis regu- vanced students In that department.
lar meting at Patterson hall, Thurs- Mrs. J. M. Server, Spanish Instructor, is faculty adviser and sponsor.
day, October 30.
Meetings are held every two weeks
The program was as follows; Cur- In Patterson hall, and all advanced
rent Events, Francis Mauzy; Span- Spanish students arc lnvltcw to attend.
ish skit, Edna fJmlth, Jcrold
and David Welsh; Spanish
Love draws more plans for air
Songs, Hal Bcncomo; Hallowe'en
Games, Entire club; Spanish For- castles than all other architects
tune Telling, Hal Bcncomo.
combined.

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FOOTBALL FAMILY AT KENTUCKY
HAS VARIED LIST OF NICKNAMES
Hy HAM'll K. JOHNSON
"Hnll, hnll, the gang's all here,"
and so they arc. I take great pleasure In introducing our team as they
really are Just one big happy family.

The Interview with Capt, L. O.
Forquer was anything but a success
from an unusual standpoint, but
you may have all I learned about
our stellar captain.
While I was
talking with Forquer, Kelly came up
and made some very sarcastic and
slanderous remarks that I shall not
'
repeat duo to a great respect I have
ror "Floppy's size. All that I got out
of "Floppy" was that he has been
called by that name ever since he
was In the 'third
grade and he
guesses It was on account of his ungainly manner on the gridiron.
If
that is so, then it Is my opinion that
"Floppy" has undergone a remarkable change since that distant day,
for which one of us can imagine
Captain Forquer flopping about a
football field? He is anything but
floppy.
And after that, we went over to
see "Babe" Wright (his real name
Is Ralph, same as mine). I was inquisitive as to how he got that
childish name and he told me that
it was on account of his baby face,
and that is the case; he Is Just a big
roly-pol- y
baby, 211
pounds. But that beard?
Another big boy is "Dusty" Williams, and what a boy I He doesn't
know how he got that name, but
says that Bronston started calling
him that during his freshman year.
Bronston says it Is because he was
dusty In the head; you could tap
him on one shoulder and he would
look to the other one.
Conrad Rose is known now, and
has always been known, as "Connie." He has no alibis to offer for It;
so we will let It go at that.
"Bud" Cavana told the reporter
that his little sister had difficulty
saying "brother"
and made it
"Bruddy" consequently we have
"Bud" on our left end.
Perhaps someone calls Carey Spl
cer by some other name than the
one he was christened under, but we
don't know it. No doubt he has been
called "A perfect dear" or "cute" by
his many feminine friends. During
the showing of the motion pictures
of the team Spicer was changed to
"Spices" all I can say is that he is
Just about the "Spiciest" quarterback in the south.
Kenneth Andrews is apparently
quite a cutup; I asked him his nick
name and he told me it was "Filbert" and that he was Mrs. "Big
Then Bill
Joe" Thompson's son.
Humber told me that that was only
an alias and that his real name was
"Thubert," better known as the
horse trader's son.
And now about this "Bill" Humber person. "Bill" has been a source
of inspiration to me as he has informed me as to the correct names
of many of the bashful boys. "Bill"
is better known as "Jack Dalton" of
the U. S. Marines, or Joe Fudd. Further information and addresses on
request.
"Skipper" Ellis Johnson is rightly
known by that title. Past performances in Ashland at the helm of a
champion team have given him the
right to that cognomen. By the way,
"Skipper" has an understudy in the
rorm of a mascot. This little fellow
ii Malcolm Alfrey and Is known as
"Little Skipper." As the years roll by
you will hear from him.
"Bo" Myers received his nom de
plume in just such a manner. "Bo"
was a wee tykewhen "Bo" McMillan
starred at Center. Myers went Into
early training1 under Big "Bo" and
soon received the honorary title' 6f
"Little Bo." It has stuck, and he
now proves himself deserving of the
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honor.
Jack Phipps, during his freshman
."
year, was called "Tuffy" or
He never left the' Gridiron
without' at least two scalps under
his belt. He was tough, Ho1 less.
Jack's brother. Tom Phipps, has
acquired "Iron Horse" for his ability to keep going. Did you notice
him during the Virginia and Alabama games?
"Bob," "Baldy." or "Kip" Kipping,
take your choice. We have chosen
"Baldv" for that is a serious matter
with Kipolnc. What he wants is
a head gear that will keep the mud
out of his hair so that he won't
have to wash it every day. Perhaps
someone has a method or a cure for
falling hair, if so he'd appreciate it
plenty. I heard him say. "Athletics
That
Is sure hard on your hair."
may be so. for look what happened
to Baldv Gilb.
The West Virginia hills have lent
us the services of a plenty smart
half back in the form of Cecil
"Urble" is called "Urble" for
reasons unknown to him, but it is
plainly a derivation of the word
Eddie Evans Is known as "Rabbit"
and is perhaps a carry over from a
former "Rabbltt" Evans, but Eddie
is doing the name good with his
speed at skirting the ends.
We have another driver In our
back field and that is "Dick Richards, the boy from Denver, Colorado.
I'm told, confidentally. that he is
called "Peter" for short.
After that I wandered over to
where Louis Toth sat and I asked
him for his pedigree. Says Louis, "I
urn Louis Toth from South Bend.
Indiana. It is "enuff."
"For four years I havo played on
the squad and never have I had my
picture on the program.
You can
quote me as saying that," says
"Bob" Baughman. After that, he insisted that he was only the assistant
manager but I knew better. A grueling third degree finally resulted in
a confession. He Is "Primo Camera"
Bauchman.
"Jake" Bronston was named
Charles Jacob, from whence cometh
"Jake." That is short and snappy,
but will have to do.
Aldrldne, known to his intimates
as "Windy," told mo the biggest
yarn, but I should have exoected it.
When Aldrldge was a small boy he
Joined a boys club (Boy Scouts).
They went on a hike up the moun

tains. During the nielu they had
sandwiches and there was an extra
A liars contest ensued and
one.
"Windy" won. That Is his tale'
Lawrence McOlnnis h ' Big Mac"
as he is the biggest of the brothers.
Sometimes he is called Lon Chancy" due to a queer wnv of dribbling
n basketball.
A little controversy arose between
Gogglns and Scale as to the ownership of the title "Pap." It was finally awarded to "Pap" Gogglns, who
established the fact that he was the
original Sugar Daddy to the girls in
Danville.
And Mr. Seale had to be content
with "Hoss." Any way he Is like one
of those animals. The way he gallops over opposition is a sin, He told
the boys that he was losing weight.
You all know the tales told of
"Barnacle Bill" Colker He went to
China this summer and acquired
salty tang and sea legs.
"Tony" Gentile Is a quiet and Inoffensive fellow, but the boys In the
locker rooms told me to call him
something that I dasent.
From 'way out west In Richmond,
cowKentucky comes a hard-rldlboy center. Take It from me, "Hoot"
two-gun.
Gibson Is a
Another case of brothers results

In calling McElroy, "Mack."

McEl-ro- y

has two older brothers, the first
was "Big Mack;" the second was
"Lttle Mack" and Otho is just
"Mack."
This elongated back named Yates
Is known as "Big George" due to his
He says
six feet and four Inches.
that he Is sometimes called "Fever,"
but then he refused to offer explanation.
In "Big Bob" Montgomery we
have another six foot four Inch
giant. "Big Bob" blew in from Ashland and has held his own In our
line ever since. He claims that he
Is a bad man. What do you think?
George Skinner played ball for
Lexington High.
His father was
principal of the school and branded
him one morning in an assembly as
"Husky." The brand took.
Blckle wasn't going to tell me a
thing, but he loosened up and told
me that all they ever called him was
Humber
"That d.... dutchman."
helped out and said he was "Kraut-head- ."

That

will do.

"Bill" Luther claims Harlan as his
home town. N'uff sedl Did anyone
ever hear him sing? His tenor voice
peals forth from under those show
ers and shows signs of talent.
We have another Ralph, and his
last name Is Blevlns. They call him
"Nigger," and they tell me that he
Is a real Southern Gentleman.
Wayne Clark walked five miles
from school each evening after
playing football. His walk resembled
some thing that Abraham Lincoln
had done and so he is now called
Abe." His mother expects him to be
president some day.
Noel Engle. of Hamilton, Ohio, is
known as "Stubby" here and at
home. The .name originated at
home, and he is rather stubby.
"Glz" might be short for gizzard
(or guts), but anyway his last name
is Galliard.
The Wilder brothers, Ed and New- all, have for nicknames, "Lucy" and
Newt" respectively. "Lucy" received
that name after a football game in
Frankfort when the team discovered
him with a girl named Lucy; he was
christened "Lucy" on the spot. Newt
is merely a natural derlvity, and ne
has always been so called.
And lastly, we have the foremost
Mr. John Sims Kelly. Kelly came up
here from Springfield about the
time that "Shipwreck" Kelley stood
on the flagpoles in Louisville and in
Lexington; Kelly never did "any
flaepole standing, neither was rie
shipwrecked, but he did go to sea
Little was known 'of
one summer.
the Springfield boy untlt he went' to
Danville wtth our freshman tean
At that time he sliced lines to pieces
and acquired the name of "Snake
hips," which is riot bad at all. But
the flag pole man was popular: the
Journalists wrote about John Sims
calling him "Shipwreck." and the
world took up the cry: therefore, we
have "Shipwreck" Kelly and
'Snakehlps" Is forgotten.

University Radio
Programs for Week
An impartial discussion of Trade
Unions, their origin and economic
significance, is one of the features
of the radio programs emanating
from the University or Kentucicy
studios of WHAS, the week of November 3. Another especially interesting radiocast during this week
will be one dealing with the effects
of patents and copyrights upon
business and public welfare. The
complete program for the week is
as follows:
Monday. November 3:
12:45 p. m. "Selecting the Dairy
Sire," Fordyce Ely.
"Poultry Pointers ror Novem
ber," James E. Humphrey.
Tuesday. November 4:
12:45 p. m. "Organized Labor The
Economic Background of Trade
Unions," Dr. Luclan H. Carter.
1:00 p. m. "The Kentuckians."
1:15 p. m. "The Etiect or Patents
and Copyrights upon Business and
Public Welfare," Dr. Edgar Z.

Wednesday, November 5:
12:45 p. m. "Proved Dairy Sire,"
Fordyce Ely.
"Wintering Bees," Dr. H. Bruce
Price.
Thuisday, November 6:
12:45 p. m. "Political Snapshots,"
Dr, Paul K. Walp.
1 :00 p. m. "Organ Melodies."
1:15 p. m. "Popular Astronomy, Dr.
H. H. Downing.
Friday, November 7:
,
12.45 p. m. "What Farm Folks are
Asking," N. R. Elliott.
Sunday, November 0:
0:00 p. m. "Romeo and Juliet."
Gounod, Directed by Prof. Roy E.
Jannnn.
Laugh at trouble and it will keep
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PAGE NINE

Replace Optimism
At Football Games

ANNOUNCING

By I'AT RANKIN
Formal Opening of Our Modern
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onnu snowca up bcauuruuy. some
one said that the flamboyant bugle
NOVEMBER 15
blowers had no particular aversion
s.
to the school song of W.
L. Anyway we hope they blow their lusty
throats hoarse
We hate to be sarcastic nil of the
Vine Si.
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time, but the present situation proE
vides such an excellent setting that
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It Is almost impossible to refrain.
It confirms our belief in a healthy
O
cynical pessimism, and It Is always
T
reassuring to remember that we
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TAYLOR
have a supporter In the incomparW
ably "gloomy" Harry Carnage.
s
The football camp with Atntmmn
should give the students of the uni
versity a prorounu and unshakeable yjiiiicaiiiiiiiifiticaiiiiiiiiiiiic3iiiiiiiiiiiic3itiiiiiiiiiic3iiif
itiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiitcaii iiiiiiiiiicaiimtii
faith in their fooHmll nnnnh
Tf
they will take time to reflect they
PAYS TO LOOK
must rememocr mat a long early in 0
the season when everyone was Jubilantly optimistic Srhnnonhni
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Have Vour Suits Cleaned and Pressed Now, for
Gamagc was bewailing the fact-thg
S
ne coma not una tackles sufficientI hat week-en- d
ly heavy to build up he line he
dale
desired. He know t.imn that tin E
would meet Wade, and he knew
S
tnat u ne would beat him he must .
have the material.
COURTESY
SERVICE
RELIABILITY
a
No One Paid nnv nnrMriilnr nt.
tention until Saturday when they
saw rca giants oreak through the
Kentucky line and stop a blue 1
streak of lightning before It ever
flashed. Then Gamage's Judgment
was connrmea, out nis judgment
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will never beat Alabama. He must
have material. Emnt.v f?nn: rin nn
"WE CALL FOR AND DELIVER"
harm.
Discretion may be the better part
of valor, but it is equally true that aTtiiiiitiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiiiEaiiiiiiiiiiiicaiiiiiiiiiiiic3iiiiiiiiiiiicaiiiiiitiiiiicafMiiiitiiiic3iiiiiiiiiiiiclf
pessimism Is the better part of discretion. Hereafter when thp honv.
ant people of Kentucky see that
5aiurninuy nas settled down over
his face and observe that he shakes
handsome head wearily they will
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR
know that he Is not assuming an
air, that he is not In the least affected, but that his mind has seen
AND DESK SET YET?
what he conceives to be the truth,
and he, In his superb sincerity, can
not a disaow the workings of his
own mind.
Perhaps we will now be wary of
the soothing lure of an optlmlslc
not, come
see
sports writer and abide by Gamage's
Judgment, which was glorified SatWe
Shaeff
urday afternoon.

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STUDENT IS INJURED
Clifford Day, sophomore in the
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by an automobile driven by A. E.
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of Q.IK
clock, Wednesday morning.
Day
was taken to the Good Samaritan
hospital but was released after
emergency treatment. The accident
occurred at South Limestone street
and Euclid avenue.

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