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Betty Earl
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William B. Arthur
Oeorge Turner

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Assistant Managing Editor
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ASSISTANT

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News, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m, Univ.
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UFRE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL
STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
RETURNING THE COURTESY
The other day a bright young miss we know
walked into her class a minute or two late, and
when the profe sor grimaced at her tardiness,
,

she very resolutely said, "Some of your colleagues
are not so pvompt as you in dismissing their
classes when the bell ring;."
When a teacher is so discourteous as to retain
his class a few minutes, thus disrupting the student's schedule, there is but one thing to do:

Major Francis Turner, director of the Children'!! Bureau at Charleston, W. Va., has proposed an industrial school for boys of poor families, which will equip them for useful trades.
The idea is an excellent one, especially since it
is providing the underprvilcged class with an
honest means of making a livelihood, a good
preventative of crime in any locality.
The greatest pity is that some of these boys,
who have the ability, cannot be given higher
education along cultural lines if they are fitted
to it, taking the place of some of their wealthier
but less talented brethren, who are miserable in
their efforts to gain their B. A. degrees, but have
the money to pay for acquiring it. Until some
method is found which will allow the mechanically talented individual to study in the field
of skilled labor, and the intellectually talented
individual to study in the realms of higher education, no matter what their financial means.
Major Turner's project should be encouraged as
a social experiment of value.

KERNEL
explains why his cold Is better.
Toddles are supposed to help colds.

The Uice
Of the People
Br GEORGE

KXRLER

Phltaw Billy
Evans brought Mildred Martin to
dinner In the PKT resturant last
Friday night and gave his brothers
a chance to embarrass him In.o
perspiration.
While the couple was
sitting and awaiting the vitamins,
the whole fraternity rushtd into
the living room and placed on the
mantle a picture of Billy's home
town gal. Someone struck a chord
on the keyboard and with all the
athletes solemnly staring at the
photo they sang "The Sweetheart
of Phi Kappa Tau." Needless to
say, Martin was vexed and wanted
an explanation.
Incidentally, why do they call
Mildred, "The Qouger?"

Cuttlv Up The Campus
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covered that the prof didn't show up either...
the most embarrassing question to ask is, "Is
that lipstick on your check?". . .and the most
aggravating thing in the world is to try to write
on a typewriter when all the keys are covered
up. and you don't use the touch system!

Phldelt Sonny Murray wes en
tangled In the usual mess of having
two dates for one affair. Sarah
Ransdell had him down in her date
book for the Phldelt party, and
Louisville lady strode into town
Friday looking for Sonny. Hurry,
Murray. The Fldelt wiggled out of
the plight by convincing Don
Brown that the Louisville gal would
evening. So
Yankee is make for an Interestingthat common
DOX'T LOOK NOW, BUT-A- am
Sonny escaped from
but unenviable situation.
NOT one word, my fine southern friendsl
Sigma Chl Bill Adams made a
bet with a brother that he could
get across with Ruth Dllly on his
first date with her. Gloomily, he
doled out the dough when he trudged back from his unsuccessiulness.
Adams aroused some curiosity
when he walked Into the dance
with Ann Stevenson, Sonny Bo- land's reason for living. However.
it turned out that Bill was protect
ing Ann irom the crowd because
Boland was home explaining his
academlo tarings. Nice work eh,
Bill?

THE NEED FOR SKILLED LABOR
University education is limited for the most
part to those who are financially capable of receiving it. Mental capability is also a restriction, but the prime requisite for higher education today i; money. It is for this reason that
we have college classmates who would make excellent mechanics, struggling through four years
of disliked courses, because their social and financial status enable them to pursue piofcssions,
despite their abilities in another direction. Thus
we find men who would be excellent doctors and
lawyers forced into the field of skilled labor, because of a lack of funds.
The average American father feels that college
for his children is the bet opportunity he inn
offer them for advancement in the world. He
has not taken into consideration the fact that
hunjuii being vary in their talents and desires for
vocations. Because college is the accepted thing,
sons are made to .study languages and sciences,
when the thing they enjoy most is work with automobiles, for instance, and when what the
most desire is ownership of a garage where the)
can be in contact with vehicles of all types, and
where their mechanical talent can best le utilized.
There is a lack of killed labor in the United
Slates due to the feeling of the American middle
class that a college education is better than
skilled labor apprenticeship. Until we break
loose from this fetish of awe for the college degree, and remember that there are some of us
who are better fitted for skilled labor than others, we shall continue to have too many mediocre professional men, and too few capable
skilled laborers.

The Campus Southerner He's a gentleman,
suh, and he wants you to remember it. He's
the kind of a lad who bestows compliments on
his Yankee friends by saying, "You're almo. t a
Southerner, my lad."... He places women on a
pedastal, but doesn't do them the honor of believing that they possess intelligence equal to
his own... It would be impos.ible for him to
follow the northern custom of speaking to a girl
as familiarly and honestly as he would if she
were a boy . .If he swears before a lady he blushes and apologizes. . .but reveals confidences and
tales about these same wimmen in bull sessions,
without a quiver, most of the tales having been
born in his imagination. . .He's endowed with
the typical southern prejudices, just as the
northerner has his... only the prejudices of the
southerner can't be argued about. . .because he's
a gentleman, suh, and a gentleman never argues!
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TIIIXGS WE COULD DO WITHOUT
DEPARTMENT:
1. People in love.
2. People with crushes.

People with petticoat fever.
4. People with starry dreams in their eye.
5. People.
(At least until exams are over.)
3.

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table, peeled off his coat, slapped
his hands, and said "I'm ready T'
And there stood Cliff, minus his
suit coat, looking very naked.

Alfagam Velma Hardesty was the
butt of another instance of the current collegiate fever, telegram
This one came with the
pay-tag for 76 cents, all the way
from Harvard in Cambridge. Velma
retaliated by calling Cambridge, arranging the reversal of toll, and
talked to the scoundrel long enough
to make him postpone his buying
of a new suit till after Christmas.

DON'T TAKE OUR WORD
FOR IT
Come and find out for yourselves
we serve the finest and most
delicious hamburger and grilled
sandwiches that you have ever
tasted. . .Stop in today and let us
prove this to you.

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Campus cynosure Betty Bokhaus
received a midget alligator from
Bill Stucky, Whit Ooodwin, and
Bob Roberts "In token of our appreciation of the sanity, cleanliness,
and general comfort of your doghouse." Since then Betty has entrusted the ally's life with Hun
Davis, who at present seems to bo
leading the field in the stampede
for Betty's affection.
The Tridelt sophomores who
thought they were extraordinarily
popular last year have been put to
shame deep In the shadows of the
Inferiority complex since this Bak- haus gal has come to town. The
Covington balster of hearts gets so
many telephone calls that her sisters simply say, when she's not In,
Betty Bakhaus Isn't here." And
nine times out of ten, the als answer correctly to the inquiring par
ty.
After a look at Betty and with a
little reflection, one can easily un-

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through window. Or
was Just searching from
way of entering the
Lee is an advocator of

perhaps he commanded, mothered, ana toran original tured by big Chollie, heard Uales of
gymnasium. tales of the wild adventures that
the salnUy Mades has starred In but the young
party.
uns had never seen their hero as
the people had described him.
When Kappa Ruth Peak thwart
Came last Saturday night, and
ed SX Paul Smith's ambitions, she the good word was wafted up and
cast him aside with the banging down the streets that the powerremark, "You don't know much house from the nation's capitol was
about necking, do you?"
on on a big one." The plebes
dropped their dance partners or
Abner, of the Lum and Aimers. their books and raced to the Tavern
frantically phoned Evelyn Flowers where Chollie plodded about beamat the Tridelt house after the dance ing hazily on all his old pals who
but could not make contacts. Mary welcomed him back to the loose life
(especially Mr. Lewy and Mr. Ai.
Todd acted as a substitute and evi
dently Abner fell in love with her whose beer sales have taken terrific
voice for he kept calling until 2:30 a. punishment since Mades laid off.)
m. Then at seven In the morning And as the irosh gathered 'round
Bill Weill called Todd to tell her him they looked up and beheld
that his cold was better. Bill had their chieftain in his natural con-(Contlnued on Page Four)
taken Mary to the dance, so that

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Secondary school students in 1,000 cities axe
being polled to discover their "key problems."
The psychologists are curious.

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY

Solicits the Favorable Consideration of
University of Kentucky
Fraternities and Sororities
For Their
Luncheons
Dances
Dinners
And Other Social Functions During: This Semester
Service Unexcelled
Trustee

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There comes a day in every good
man's life when virtue Is ovei taken
by the wordly pleasures.
All the
friends of Charlie Mades remember him mostly for his bottle bat
tles and his Internationally famous
essays on beer, the outstanding product of nature's and man's

Well, let's hear
Are you well informed?
you name ten members of the lower house ol
Congress. Asheville Citiien.

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According to Jim Smee, Dick
Rankin, tha Blue Grass Barrymore,
two
has ready for publication
$19 entitled "How to be
vloumes
a Powerhouse In Ten Result-gettiLessons," and "How to Oet
Except
Across With Waitresses."
for one Instance the practical romance achievements
of Rankin's
rank past should hint that these
worst-selle-rs.
books will be
A few days ago Rankin, in his
sly, handsome way. tried to wheedle
date out of Margaret Mercer.
When the Tridelt righteously re
fused with a loud Nol, Dick was so
surprised that, In truth, he fell out
of his chair.

Walk out.
Our advice, then, is that the student get his tures your scalp?
overcoat, mumble a polite "pardon me," and
3. You walk into Canary Cottage to meet
walk quietly but determinedly out of the class somebody, and discover him busily engaged in
Not sir.ee May 10,, 193(5. had the
beer god touched a drop of anyroom. If the profe sor just must get something conversation and cokes with that other gal again?
thing more Invigorating than a
The impeccable, idealistic
off his chest he can tell it to the four walls.
4. You make a late dramatic entrance into Bill Leet, was captured by law Delt. strawberry soda. He had led the
when life of a Mohammedan, abstemious
Chances are they will prove to be about as at- clas.,
he was making an attempt to crash and unprofane.
and trip over somebody's feet?
the dance Saturday night by going
tentive as a class being held after the bell rings.
The Sigma Nu freshmen, who are
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business chilTon for campus wear,
luxury chilTon for dress.

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The brass fraternity, "the cutest
band In Dixie," took the T'ldelt
baracks by storm Sunday afternoon. Loading the smuslctr-nwas
ATO Cliff Shaw, who rushed Into the
beauty nest, scaled his hat onto the

The value of identification. In
Friday's column there appeared a
story concerning the pin donation
of one Frank Ellis, a Phldelt. There
happens to be a Phltau namel
Frank Ellis, who spends much of
his time with Alice Jacobs. Well,
when Alice read that her Frankle
with Theo Nadelstein
had pinned Bards town babe, she
broke off all dates and plans with
htm, leaving the mistreated Ellis
in a quandary.
We assure you,
SPEAKIXG IX SUPERLATIVES:
Alice, that your man suffered no
newspapermen were spontaneous affctton. You don't
The most hungry-lookinknow your
the ones who attended the K. I. P. A. banquet. . . carry on. Elllses. O. K. Phi Tau,
the most discussed woman on the campus is
KA
Mary
Wally (call me Queen) Simpson. . .the most ex- Eleanor Bill Smith brought movies
Clay down to the
pectant feeling is the one you get when you open and at the box office discovered
money. And so to
a package from the boy you left back home. . . that he had no
Dunn's, where the lovely Kappa set
the most relieved expression is the one you get up the kokes and razzed Smith Into
on your face after you've cut a class, and dis- the red.

DOX'T YOU FEEL FUXXY WHE- X1. You get through whispering all your endearments on the phone and discover that it's
the heartbeat's roomate you're talking to?
2. The helpful boy in the seat in back of you
pushes a loose hairpin into your head, and punc-

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