THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, OCT. 26, 1916.

VOL IX

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HOLD SEWANEE TO TIE

One Minute More of Play
Would Have Changed
0
Score
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BE HELD

NEXT

MONTH

For Strollers

Try-O- ut

M'GUGIN PRAISES
KENTUCKY SPIRIT
The cordial reception given us
by Kentucky State University was
a compliment both to her and Vanderbilt. We were treated generously. All arrangements were made
for us, and there seemed to be a
desire on the part of everybody not
to overlook every possible courtesy.
Dr. Tlgert, a Vanderbilt man, was
no doubt responsible for part of
this; but a real spirit of sportsmanship evidently governed the student
body.
DAN McGUGIN.
(Signed)

An-

nounced For Friday

Night, Nov.

10

TEAM MUCH IMPROVED TWO PRIZES OFFERED
Rodes, Grabfelder and Brit-taiAgain Play Stellar Game
SOME

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FACTS WITH
NO CLOTHES ON.

Score Kentucky, goose-egg- ;
Se
wanee, zero.
Weather Bad.
Crowd Worse.
What Coach Harris Cope, of Se
wanee, said after the game "D
it all."
What Dr. Tlgert said when asked
by the sporting editor of The Ker
nel- what
he thought, about the
game:
"Get out of here. Can't you see
I'm in
r
What Cheer Leader Whayne
told the Kentucky rooters:
"Everybody keep still while we
count the score."
What one of the Sewanee rooters
was overheard to say on his way
out of Stoll Field:
"When does the next train
leave?"
Injured Those
The
brethren
who put up two to one and two
touchdown money.
Time One minute too fast.
Haf-fle-

And the Cats came back.
Like "Yenevive's" famous torn cat
thoy would not be lost and returned
to their old place in the corner by the
Are in the South's football race. The
Wildcats were mad at the way the
prankish boys from Vanderbilt had
twisted their tails and they and the
mean Sewanee fighters fought like
cats and dogs. Still speaking of cats,
the fight reminded one of the altercation that arose on a table one night
between a gingham dog and another
member of the gens
felina. Sewanee and Kentucky literally ate each other up. It was not
after the fashion that girls rushing for
sororities just eat up the prospective
pledges, either.
It was more after
the manner of attack used by a "mess
hall' habitue on the festive bean. To
return to the cat the spectators were
kept excited all the time watching to
see "which way tho cat would jump."
It was a wonderful game. Tho Wildcats played beyond their
form.
Their marvelous
work, their echo in deeds to tho cry
of tho yelling students to "Hold Kentucky!" their pulling and pushing out
of tho hole when the heavy Sewanee
battering rams had them pushed
against the goal line and the ball was
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A number of entries have been re
celved for tho "Amateur Night" of the
Strollers, which will be held in tho
chapel on tho night of Friday, Novom
ber 10. Instead of being a tiresome
performance characterized
only by
"amateurishness" as the name might
imply, "Amateur Night" is always
very entertaining and the stunts fre
quently show marked originality and
talent. Judging by the class of entries, this year's entertainment should
be more of a success than ever.
Competition is open to any student
in the University who is not a Stroller
and all who are Interested in dramatics
and believe that they have any talent
at all are strongly urged to get up a
stunt of some kind and hand' in their
names to the Strollers. In order to
make the contest more interesting,
two prizes of $5.00 each are offered,
one prize to the best act presented by
one person and the other for the best
act put on by more than one person.
Musical acts, monologs, singing or
dancing acts, readings, dramatic or
t
otherwise, original sketches,
plays may be presented.
The Strollers want every man in
school who lias dramatic ability and
this is the chance of those who are
not members to demonstrate their
ability. Every person who enters in
the competition will be received into
the organization whether he wins a
prize or not. Don't wait to be asked.
The Strollers will appreciate it as a
favor if you will voluntarily come forward with your entry in the "Amateur
Night" competition.
This organization welcomes talent and places no restrictions.
Start to work on your act immediately as the time is short and the acts
which are best rehearsed will win the
prizes. Give your name to the stage
manager, John R. Marsh, who will be
glad to advise you in regard to your
act, or names may be turned In to
any Stroller who will bo glad to turn
them over to the stage manager.
one-ac-

WAR'S HARVEST
(By Robert Francis Richey).

Tis midnight and across the black
ened skies
meteors flash their
lurid glare,
And sound their shriek above the
n
guished cries
Of heroes in Death's awful agonies,
While Ruin from her
The

man-mad- e

ar

deeply-caverne-

lair
Wreaks desolation, sorrow
spair.

and

de-

rage of
ponder on this
kings,
And feel that there is right beyond
the wrong,
For tho misrule to man stern sorrow
brings,
And tho dread memory has a thousand stings,
From seeds sown on a bleeding world,
ere long
Think what a harvest of immortal
song!
I

new-bor-

n

"Ever have any money left you?"
"Yes, and it left mo quick."
Awgwan.

TEMPLIN WILL LEAD
SOPH MECHANICALS

ti

TAU BETA PI PLEDGING
and President Darker has stated that
EXERCISES NEXT TUESDAY.
in all probability tho Committeo of

Deans will

declare

a holiday.

Tho

CATS WILL TAKE BUCK!

KERNEL'S CRITIC SEES
PARADE

OUT OF THE BUCKEYES

IN PICTURES

Jubilee Movies Show

Well-Know-

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Students at
Old Habits

MISSES

Tito pledging exercises of tho Tau
Pi will bo held in chapel Tues-

Beta
day
riod
and

morning. Tho ontlro chapel pewill bo devoted to this ceremony
to tho speakers of tho occasion
who will present the alms, ideals and
requirements of tho society.

Tigert's Charges To Play
Cincy On Her
Own Hill

GIRLS SPECIAL FOR

FRESH

Tho students of the University of
Kentucky broke into moving pictures
in the Universal Film Company's Jubilee pictures, which were shown here
Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The
collegians behaved well before the
camera and qualified for honors as
movie heroes and heroines. Many of
the fair
had dreamed dreams of
becoming moving picture actresses
and they had their ambitions realized.
There was a galaxy of "Little Mary",
"Flos", "Dimples," and even "Thedas"
in the procession that paraded past
the camera man.
Many things were brought to light
by the pictures. In the scene showing
the burgoo and barbecue as it was
dished out, Clyde Harrison, the sweet-facefrom Lebanon, was
seen to go up three times and partake
of the hot stuff. Altho he did appear
rather sheepish the third time he went
up he put on a ram front and got away
with the stunt until the moving pictures exposed him.
pictures were splenThe
did, altho some of the Freshmen shied
at the camera as if they were afraid
of it and perhaps they were. Bald
heads do not make pretty
The most prominent character
in the part of the photoplay where the
Freshmen were shown, was Byron Bacon Black. He was seen to rise ma
jestically from the road and grab the
rope. The minute he touched the
rope it began to move and he is really
the hero of the Golden Jubilee photoplay.
Tom T. Richards and Ills football
squad stopped in front of the camera
to work out a formation.
"Tom T."
tried to show off his skill and make
an end rush but dropped tho ball right
in front of the camera.
s

The Westlnghouso Society, an organization of the Sophomores In the
College of Mechanical and Electrical
Engineering, held its first meeting of
the year last Weduesday and elocted
tho following officers: Landen Temp-lin- ,
president; Spencer Rork, vice
president; Smith Park, secretary; Gilbert Frnnkel, treasurer; C. F. DeMey,
SATURDAY MAY BE
librarian; Otis Howard, sergeant-at-arms- ,
and Hugh M. Milton, publicity
DECLARED HOLIDAY
manager. Tho society will hold meet'More than 500 students are expected ings at the fourth hour on tho first
to go to Cincinnati Saturday to see the and third Saturdays of each month.
Kentucky-Cincinnagame
football

special vestibulo train for University
students avIH bo run over tho Louisville & Nashville Railroad and will
leave Lexington at 8:30 o'clock. Tho
returning train will leave Cincinnati at
7 o'clock.

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photo-picture-

STUDES

Ohio Bunch's Line-u- p
Be Guessed At
That's All

Can

All aboard for Cincinnati.
Everybody is going to see the Wildcats beat
the sin out of Cincinnati. The Blue
and White gridironers
ami
are going to attack the Cincy
citadel and whip the wotten out of
those city birds who have been blow
ing it around that they can play as
good football as Kentucky products
can. Dr. Tigert and his dozen and a
half of wild animals will take the
buck rmt of those Buckeyes.
The special train leaves at 8:30 Friday morning. The round trip ticket
costs $1.50 which is the same amount
it would cost to take the queen of
your heart to the Phoenix for supper
Sunday night if Miss Hamilton would
let you and you had the even dozen
bits. The train will arrive in the
Ohio metropolis just about dinner
time. You will have plenty of time to
go to the dairy lunch and get an
and a piece of cocoanut pie
before the game. Some few who have
just gotten checks from home will not
go to the dairy lunch. They will go
to the hotel or some swell restaurant
or if they are nearly broke they will
just eat "free lunch" The train leaves
for home at 7 o'clock, making the trip
fit in just exactly right.
Rah-Rahe-

Wildcats in Good Shape.
The Wildcats are in as good shape
as they have been this year and altho
Dr. Tigert is expecting to have a hard
game, he believes his team is improving every day. The team will be hurt
Saturday by the fact that the Athletic
Committee has signed up some kind
of a contract or something with Cincinnati so that Freshmen cannot play.
Oh, the Devil!
This will keep Murphree, Heber,
Emile Cavallo made an excellent
Thompson, Gay and others from get
devil. Dick Duncan, in his Charlie
ting in the quarrel.
Chaplin stunt,
Charley
The Wildcat line-uwill not bo
and made a big hit on tho screen. In
changed according to present indicatho
the motion picture fans
Cats have had hard scrim
were given an excellent
of tions. Tho
mages this week and the team is O. K.
"Little Paul, Jr."
His "slender,"
graceful figure in his abbreviated bluo physically.
News of Cincinnati Team.
serges made quite a hit.
Nothing much is known of the Cin
Captain Edwin Cobb, one of tho officers of tho day, walked pompously cinnati team. Tho team has not done
by tho camora but ho has such light much in its games this year, but the
hair that he didn't look well in print. school has always been known for
messing around tho first few weoks
Tho only two things that the
critic of Tho Kernel Is in- and then coming in when tho work
clined to criticise is tho way this counted. They aro looking to tho
Freshman Yell Loador Taylor, ho with Wildcats to give thorn their most Imegg, acted portant fight of tho year and will fight
the head like a fresh-laiwhen tho camera was turned on him, like a bunch of demons. Cincinnati's
is as uncertain as what 1b
and that the camera man didn't take line-ugoing to 'happen in chapel on Tuesday
u picture of part of those
little Freshman girls. He had bad and Friday. The team has not
any time this
taste.
the same lino-uside-vie-

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