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From
or the newest developments al home.
the looks of ihings it seems that when they have
finished whatever they might have been reading,
it is thrown on the floor.
T hits, in a shot I time, the lobby is cluttered
in
from end lo end, and is literally knee-deetrash and refuge of all kinds. The kernel finds
lli.il janitorial service in this part of the building is all that it should be; therefore, it must be
thai users of the jiost office arc the offenders.
It hapieiis lh.it, because il is so situated,
hall is I he most visited building on the
campus. Impressions thai visitors are bound lo
receive from a glance at the post office area arc
liable to eflet t their opinion of the entire University; in that case, careless persons would be
the cause of such an impression.
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minute and Republicans trumpeting our

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victions away a moment later, we become confused by the bedlam and cease to care whether
a donkey or an elephant stands at the helm of
Landon promises a safe,
inn government.
constitutional government with relief
problems taken over by the individual states.
a former publisher. Col.
His standard-bearer- ,
Frank Knox, attempts to cast ridicule upon the
present administration by planning to
io the government." The Republicans
olfer a government of simplicity, economy, and
certainly and as Colonel Knox says, a governinterference with
ment with no "sleight-of-hanour economic life."
Hut Democrats preach drastic measures for
di astir limes. lie fore the depression era our
government was sane enough but the nation was
money mad and feverishly insane for more.
The balloon was pricked and now conditions
in the United Stales arc abnormal and strange.
Small wonder that the Democrats advocate
strong measures which touch the Constitution
itself.
just when our turbulent minds arc Cjuicicd
and we aie almost decided, a bi
donkey who used to bray loudly, starts trumpetMr. Al Smith,
ing wildly with the elephants.
hue of i lie Democ rats, has decided for the Const inn ion and almost swavs us to the belief (hat
this mighty document will be utterly destroyed
in another Rooseveltian regime. Pioneering in
any held, social, scicutilic or political, is dan- dig-nilu-

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THIS STEM

In view of Lady Astor's warning at the University of Virginia and the reply by a Voung
Democrat official, it might be interesting to
know just how immediate is the question of
college politics. There has been some activity
in Virginia schools, but its extent has never
been exactly calculated.
At Depauw University in Indiana, where surveys are more seriously regarded than in the
South, the psychology professor ordered his
class to do a little snooping.
The subjects of
several hundred campus conversations, as reported by the eavesdroppers, were compiled and
expressed in percentages.
The relative frequency of topics was as follows: The opposite sex, 15 per cent; college
studies, 13; campus affairs (in the abstract), 10;
miscellaneous, 10; college sports, 8; food, 7; organized amusement, 6; professors as individuals,
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news,
6; general politics, 5; other
5; cultural subjects (other than college studies),
non-campu-

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per cent.
If Depauw

is typical of American colleges, as
the professor thinks, there is little danger of
armed conflict in the academic halls. Lady
Astor, when she advised collegians to stay out of
politics, evidently had in mind the European
organization of students into solid parties.
John Currie, who retorted for the Voung Democrats, probably would admit that a united bloc
Preparaof students offers evil possibilities.
tion for intelligent activity in national affairs
depends on a free and logical division of
thought. So long as the colleges have this, they
are safe. Richmond (Va.) News Leader.

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Anyone wishing to learn new and
smurtpy Jokes can see Jerry, commonly known m "Thing M"bob"
Smith at the Tavern. Shot, the
waller says the one about the
woodcutter Is miRhty fine.

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Just thinking: Wonder what KelThe SAE freshmen at Atlanta: ly the Kampus Kop has against
Must be somclhing
One smeared butter all over his Jim Ooforth?
mug In a sudden rase; another terrific.
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made love to a sign that was placed
By RALril E. JOHNSON
in a drugstore; and the third pin"Snoow" Vance is planning to
Once, wvernl ycurs ro whrn one of America's better known maganed a waitress with his pledge but- publish his speech, "There Is no
zines asked the question, "Are Women People?" the response to the query ton because in his words she was Muscle In the Nose", which he dewan tremendous.
The battle raged around that topic for weeks. Rather the "payoff".
livered in the lobby of an Atlanta
hotel. If It is a repltitlon we will
silly It seems to me, for most cert ainly women are people I
George Martin is handle orders and you had better
Lnmbdachl
A short generation ago women were different. Two generations ago
place yours early.
women were still more different. My professor says It was Ibsen who again on the loose. It is generally
known that money means little or
wrought the change In women when he wrote "Doll's House" and put Into nothing to him where Irene Sparks
Just to be helping along, I'll tell
the mouth of Nora the line that set women free, "I have duties to myself Is concerned. Seven dollars Is the Tlrky Scholtz that Susan Smith,
.ante, so say certain of his yeah, the blonde, is doing the
being a wife and a mother."
above that of
usual
"mooin' " act in his direction.
Decidedly Nora spoke the truth, yet her words have taken on new frat brothers.
meanings, things Nora never event
dreamed of. And much of the who line the bars, listening to the
beauty of women Is lost in the loss dirty stories of bar flies and telling
YOUR LOOSE CHANGE
of the virtues that belonged to them back one for one.
Out into the business world they
women before Nora set them free.
Men are mean as a race. They troop from the college and high
are common and vulgar, coarse and schools looking for jobs. They are
pretty gang and men fall for
uncouth. Left alone, they will soon a
have themselves Into trouble from their lines and give them Jobs that
which they may never completely their brothers need. They don't go,
emerge.
It requires the guiding many of them, because of economic
go
hand, first, of a mother, and then pressure theydesire driven by their
own ego
to be "as good
a wife to keep him on the road to as men." andguess
they don't realize
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success. But a change Is being
wrought among the women. They Just how good men are they're not
they
are looking down to the men and goodrapidlyare bad. But the women
descending to take their
desiring to be there with them In are
place beside them.
the gutter.
insist that women's place is in
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Certain women still demand respect. They expect men to get up the home. Where better could she
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SWIFTLY
be? What one field offers as much
and give them their seat in sub- opportunity to do a big Job? What
way trains and the like. They have
field offers such
an idea that men should ask for one science known to rewards. Every
man can be
permission to remove their coats
abilto
when It is hot, for permission to used may advantage; business
be tested and proved.
smoke, for pardon when they are ities
will have
thing the
profane before them.
But now to The first psychology. girl she doesknow is
If
ju.st what are the rights of women
Let that dependable college pal, Railway Express,
today, the women of today as they n't know it she will have a hard
pick up and ship yonr laundry home and back for
time getting the boy friend in harhave made themselves?
yon every week. You will find it glossy going
ness. Then she will need to know
I am just old enough to recall
easy, fast, inexpensive.
suffrage movements, and the com- it to keep him there. Children need
Merely notify the folks you will send the packments my mother made. I recall lots of It. every home there is opage by Railway Express, and ask them to return it
Within
that she thought the woman next portunity to prove the abilities of
the same way. You can send It collect too, you
she
door was horrid because
you would think
know, and while on that subject, we can add, only
marched in a women's suffrage pa- women enough,
to keep
busy all day long,
by Railway Express. The folks will understand. It
rade. Mother votes now. There every day. them
Enough to satisfy the
saves keeping accounts, paying bills, to say nothnever has been any doubt in my
ing of spare change.
mind as to whether or not women ambitions of the most goambitious.
out into
were people, and therefore, had But no, thejl have to
Youll find the idea economical all round. The
busithe
the right to vote. But with that ness, mundaln world that is men
minimum rate is low only 38 cents sometimes
into the field where
inch, women proceeded to attack a
less. Pick-u- p and delivery by motor vehicle and
mile inch by Inch and, oh, baby, used to be men, but now don't
insurance included in the shipping charge. It's the
know just what they are, for nothhow they are eating up that mile.
same with shipping baggage or anything else by
ing they do is fundamentally difRailway Express. So arrange your shipping dates
Greedily cigarette manufacturers ferent from the things women do
by phone call to the Railway Express agent, and
looked upon that enormous field now.
start now.
of people untouched so far, evHow can we respect them longer?
eryone of them a potential smoker.
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So. Limestone St
Phone 14 and 1778
Insidiously Into their ads crept the How can we look to them with adLexington, Ky.
figure of a woman. First she an- miration for the qualities that once
nounced that she wished the boy were the things we loved about
friend would blow some of that women. By golly, we can't
Another thing professor has said
smoke her way. Then one year advance information stated that wom- in class, as he spoke of the wise
Aristotle
AtiK.NCY, INC.
en were going to appear in the ads and sagacious many years who knew
ago. He
this year holding lighted cigarettes so much so live up to the docRAIL-AItold girls to
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SERVICE
in their hands.
Knowing the foibles of women, trine of Aristotle who would have
you have
it was suggested that smoking advised them, "Now that keep it.
love, you must strive to
would keep one's weight down
Approach
the
provided one smoked a cigarette Make it grow.
Instead of eating candy. Indiges- Noumenal."
to a
As I bring this little session
tion has entered the field. Ads, insong
sidious, all of them, and directed close, I am reminded of the if all
those beautiful creatures about how fine it would be
towards
transported far bewe men used to be able to look up the girls were
yond the northern sea. Maybe it
to and worship.
a good thing at least for
So now they smoke and their would be Bank holidays worked just
once fastidious breath now exhales a time. Along
the same line a date
fine.
the same vile smell once so char- holiday might be declared. Such
acteristic of the masculine sex.
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a holiday might prove to girls that
to them
Long ago it was the men who love is more Important
The trouble is that
wore the frills and powders. It was than business. weak-kne- ed
to go
too
natural. The male of all species men arewith it. Me too!
(nearly) is brilliant in colorings, through
Feminine
plummage. or build.
people have taken over the silks
themselves, and
and the satins for
perhaps It is a good thing. But in
doing so they added lipstick and
rouge.
I can not help but favor cosmetics! However, I favor them only
The
when used in moderation.
greasy looking lips that are definitely not "kiss proof" and the
By FRANKLIN DRYDEN
cheeks smeared red from a tiny ear
clear down to the chin, are not attWhat better way of starting a
ractive, not smart, not even nice. column off successfully could there
Tbste is a delicate word. It is a be than announcing a forthcoming
quality many lack; they are many marriage. The parties included are
who realize the mistake of not do- the house president of the Alpha
ing things In moderation.
Delta Theta house, Anna Clifford,
Onto the athletic field they have and Mike Jeffries. If my source is
Trailing far be- correct the great event is to take
come trooping.
hind in everything they attempt, place next month.
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they are still at It working a body,
And then on down to the pinbuilt by nature to mature children,
in the hopea of developing Into the ning that took place in dear old
Slowly they are Atlanta
gosh, iiow I love that
equal of men.
changing and their very feminine place. Hilton Wallace, young lawimpaired.
yer transfer from Centre, stopped
functions are being
off at Agnes Scott girls' school to
Then came cullottes. Of all the put the sword and shield on the
silly things. Not a bit cooler, but lovely LU Oalbreth, from Frankfort
as hot as men's pant, they pa- way. Congratulations, Hilton,
raded with them into the streets.
Could it be true that Bill 'Toar'
No more homes for them. Yes.
and no children either. Why should Crady got out and hitch-hike- d
they learn to cook? They were go- from Marianna to Atlanta Georgia
ing to get Jobs and be bachelor because Amelia Denton would althe scenes, in many a capture by
girls all their lives. If men go into low no kisses to be planted on her
lips? A noble gesture, but we hear
bar rooms they would too. In
will be found the tervicc provided
a famous New York hotel he got awfully wet standing on the
posted a sign which told the women roadside.
telephone men (and women, too) of
by
a
they were not wanted. Men have
Delt freshman pledge, Felix
grown tired of pushing their way
the Bell System.
through three or four lines of girls Carleton has acquired a sister in

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Law enforcement oflicers make frequent use of
both local and long distance telephone service. They
depend on the Teletypewriter, for cjuick and accurate transmission of written messages. They
tighten their nets with the aid of yet another Bell
System development, police car radio.
And so the telephone, wilh
products and services growing out of it, helps to make
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