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I've only got two bottles left.

FOOD

Professor Grohnn Mnka a sentenco
with tho word "rejoinder."
Fresh Ho rejoinder her after tho
dance.

The Lesser Evils.
"Now, just as a mattor of curiosity,"
begnn tho lawyer's friend, who wns
Teacher "Can you sny .three words seeking free advice, "what would bo
By Arthur Cameron.
tho best way for a man to avoid payIn n dead language?"
ing alimony?"
Student "Sloo gin fizz."
Apologies to Shakespeare
"There are two good ones," explainPhilip Porter, Ohio State, '22.
A Freshman nnrt his hair tire soon
ed tho legal luminary. "Ho can stay
parted.
single or he can stay married."
WOMEN.
Freshman4 Whit Is this Hug of War?
A woman Is queer, there's no doubt
No Alternative Then.
"
In tho present recruiting campaign
about that,
An Epilogue of Prohlbish.
She hates to bo thin, and she hates to tho Army spares no pains In 'display"He who drinks whiskey,
ing the attractions it offers. In Denbe fat.
One minute it's laughter, the nejit It's ver a man wenrlng tho service button
a cry
stood thoughtfully in front of a glar
Sweet Young Tiling Where are
they going to have the matrimonial You can't understand her, however ing cign which read:
you try.
"Chanced for service in eight differlectures'?
Hut there's one thing about her which ent countries. The sergeant will toll
cvoryono knows
you where you can go."
Junior Freshman, what is the matA woman's not dressed
r
'till she ' "I wonder," ruminated the
ter with your head?
powder's her nose.
dreamily, "what the seven are
Fresh I just had an attack of
besides the one he used to mention so
Student Life.
Sophomolitis.
often."
Brown "What's old Jones doing
Look nt Patt Hall at 10 p. m. and o
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Jt Q
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ii .f
now?"
you will realize that Harding Is not"A
Jtobinson "Oh, he's working his I
Y.
he only one who is starting a front
son's way through college."
By George Gregory.
porch campaign.
London Mail.
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And to the Judge he went.

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The judge he found him guilty,
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CALLOWAY'S

Doctor Shull spoke to the men at
the Y. M. C. A. Sunday night. His subject was "Building of a Constructive
Christian Life."

At the regular meeting of the Y. M.
Cabinet Tuesday night, methods
Girls, beware of these ambidextrous
for putting discussion groups in all
young fellows.
man does sneer
How a
(Note-rthare the kind that can fraternity houses and all the boarding
t a woman who dyes her hair!
houses where there is a sufficiently
drive with either hand.)
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Slogans:
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Smart Alecks.
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"Wetward ho!"
Slick City Feller: "See that hill over discussion
W. J. Bryan "Westward ho!"
cabinet and each week a part of the
there? Well, it's all bluff."
Just as Slick Farmer: "See that meeting will be devoted to Bible
study.
"If you get It In ithe neck, be glad cow over there? Well, it's all bull."
you are not an ostrich or a giraffe."
Billy Sunday.
Dr. Benjamin J. Bush will speak
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"I ne'er saw lustre in an eye that Sunday night at a joint meeting of the
Men are so contrary that if their would not look on me."
Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. at Patterson
wives wanted them to stay out late
"I ne'er saw nectar on a Hp but Hall, at 7. Every college man and
they probably wouldn't do It.
woman Is Invited to attend.
where my own did hope to sip."

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