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Mortar Board to Have
Special Pledge

THUR. FRI. SAT.

"THE

STROLLERS WILL
GIVE THREE BEST
TRY OUT PLAYS

Service

WITHOUT A NAME "

STORY

BE

With

ANTONIO MORENO

AGNES AYRES

$10.00 IN CASH GIVEN FOR BEST NAME

HELD

TONIGHT

Faculty Invites All Students to Annual
Dance

$5.00 IN CASH GIVEN FOR SECOND BEST NAME
According to an established cusof the university, Hallowe'en
night, or "Amateur Night," ns it is
catalogued in the nnnnls of the school,
will bo converted into a veritable
evening of mirth nnd nniusomcnt for
tho students.
Amateur Night is in reality "Stroller Night," when the dramatic club
of the university, nftcr having hold
preliminary
for admittance
into the organization, prosonts the
three best plays of tho many submitted for entrance.
An unusually large number of dramatic aspirants have sought admittance into the organization this year
and tho plays presented have been
have
exceptionally good.
revealed a large amount of new mamnny of
terial among tho students,
whom have shown marked histronic
ability.
The program for Amateur Night
promises to be the very finest the
Strollers have ever presented to the
student body, nnd an added attraction
will be a program which will be rendered between acts by the University
Between the first
Male Quartette.
and second plays Mortar Board, senior women's honorary fraternity, will
hold pledge service for one girl whose
credit hours did not conform to the
standards of that organization at the
time of its annual pledging last
spring. The three one act plays to
be presented are:
"Overtones": Harriet McCaulcy,
Margaret Simpson, Cynthia Bush,
"House of Cards": Mane Langford,
Junius Millard.
"Mothers of Men": Sara Burgess,
Hattie M. Carter.
These plays will be judged by Lex
ington dramatic critics, and the best
one of the three will be awarded box
seats to the first performance of the
spring Stroller production.
The Strollers are planning
exercises for the new cligibles,
at which time all the Stroller officers,
the pledge!, old eligibles and every
one wearing a Stroller pin, will have
meeting. The date of
a
the pledging has not been decided
upon, but will be decided later and
announced in the Kernel.
After the presentations of Amateur
Night, which will be held in the new
gym at 8:15 o'clock, following the
pep meeting, students are invited to
remain in the gym for an entertainment promoted by the faculty, at
which time the usual Hallowe'en festivities, including fortune telling,
dancing and other amusements will
tom

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M. C. A. Handbook, comcalled the "K" book by students, was issued Tuesday afternoon,
October 21. This book comprises tho
history of the institution in every detail, including athletics, organizations,
publications and such information as
might be of interest to students.
J. Sterling Towles, editor-in-chiof the handbook, is a member of Alpha Delta Sigma, honorary men's
He is man-ncrin- ir
journalistic fraternity.
editor of the Kernel, was re
Circle,
cently pledged to the Su-K- y
is a member of tho Kontuckian stall
and is a candidate for the Rhodos
Othor
Scholarship from Kontucky.
members of tho stall aro: Frank Hoo- -

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last pnrt of the program was a luncheon nt the University Cafeteria nt
noon Tuesday.

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NOTICE

VanDeren Hardware Co.

All members of tho Woman's Ath
letic Association will meet in the Lit
tie Theatre Thursday, November 11,
at 3:30 o clock. Very important.

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lieve in showing too much of my silk

stockings."
"I know why," said the cat, "it's
because they have cotton tops."

RESTAURANT WEARY?

Don't you boys have a clock
at your house?
SAE Sure. Why?
Chi-- 0
You seem to have so many
watches in tho windows.
Chi-- 0

then try luncheon or dinner at

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"Opportunity" would make a fine
name r ofan automobile, for isn't it
said that opportunity knocks but

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"We guarantee that you will never
wear it out" could not be excelled
as an advertisement for underwear.
"Something coming off around
here," thought the professor as he
followed a bevy of
to the
swimming hole.

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"What trouble we should all be
spared,"
The weary sophs remark,
"If "father Noah had not had
two Freshmen in the ark."
I hate women, and I'm glad I hate
'em. 'cause if I didn't hate 'em I'd
like 'em, and I hate 'em!

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JOHN G. CRAMER, Mgr.
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Napoleon was a renowned religious
tcachor.
A Methodist is a moniber of a certain political party.
Fovor is often caused by the guillotine.
Sonata is n torm imud in football
but may bo oagncionally bo
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Quotients roeult from multiplications.
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the minds
of freshmen are apt to run during a
quia ire demonstrated in the answers
given in the mental test to which all
freshmen have just been subjected-- .
Certain it is that thoir minds suffer
some strange reactions if we may
judge from some of the answers
given.
Among these we find such
gems as:
A dynamo produces dynamite.
The larynx is in the abdomen.
Polo is a kind of disease.
An author is a kind of literary

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Harmon were tho lending speakers in
discussion, having for their general
topic "Fundamentals nnd Ideals of
Citizenship for College nnd High
School Girls." Reports of the com
mittees were given ns follows: Publication nnd Library Miss Hattie
Funk; Health, Miss Alma Edwnrds;
Relations with Other Institutions,
Miss Sarah Blanding; Membership,
Miss Olive Fisher.
Miss 'Lurlino Moody, dean of
nt Georgetown College, led a discussion on "The Womnn's Foundation
for Health and Its Program." Miss
Joy Secor presented a bibliography
for deans of women. At 10:30 o'clock
questions nnd problems were discussed by Miss Mnrio L. Roberts, tho
topic under discussion being "How
Can State tho Association bo Mos.t
Helpful to the Individual Deans?"

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Lagoons mlgruto periodically.
Rome was rulod by tho Phuraohs.
was a groat ruligiouu
Confucius
tonohar of the Indians.
Cartons aro mado by cameras.
Birds oftun nost in diamonds,
It is oasy to work whan ono is
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A now form of religion is qallwl

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