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"Waste of Time to Sleep
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Freshman
"If you nre sleeping more thnn an
hour and n half each tiny, you arc
ruining yourself physically," says
Fry, of Princeton, W. Vn., a
freshman student at Mnr shall College.
He has slept only ten hours
a week for the last five years and
declares that sleeping more than
ninety minutes a day is a criminal
waste of time.
"Some folks think I'm crazy, hut
they don't call a person crazy if he
cuts down his eating, and I think it
is just as bad to oversleep as to over
eat," said Fry. His radical ideas re
garding sleep have caused his pa
rents much worry, but he says that
they need not worry, for he still
intends to take the usual amount of

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And in passing leave behind us
Notebooks for the other guy.

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"Do you play bridge?" she asked,
as they stopped before the swollen
brook.

Private Booth in Malick's Barber Shop
119 N. Lime

My new professor is just wonderHe
Fry is apparently in excellent phy ful. you brings home to you things
never saw before.
Recently after sleep that
sical condition.
That's nothing, my laundress docs
ing only thirty minutes in a night,
too.
he swam the 50 foot pool in the col- that,
lege gymnasiuum in 9.G seconds. Fry
In these days of equal rights the
is carrying twenty hours of class
work a week and in addition to this slogan for married men seems to be
finds time to earn his expenses by "Ho who hesitates is bossed."
waiting on the table at a girls' dor
mitory. In addition to this ho is cir
oulation manager of the Parthenon
MUST HAVE TICKETS
the college paper, writes several col
All students must present their
copy a day, is cheer
umns of feature
new student tickets at the door in
leader for the. college teams and is order to get in any of the future
an active member of the campus Y. athletic contests of the university,
M. C. A.
as the old tickets are void.
'Next summer," he says, "I am
Any student presenting a ticket
job so
going to get a 1G hour-a-da- y
other than his own will be refused
that I'll have plenty of money when
admittance. There will be no arI return to college in the fall.
guments on this point. If he loses
his ticket or forgets to bring it,
excuses will not be accepted at the
door.
He can pay admission or
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BAPTIST STUDENTS
MARCH

Georgetown to be Host at
nual Conference

An-

The Modern Sir Walter
Rents a

FORD COUPE
To Keep His Girl out of the Mud.

ERNEL PICTURES BRING
PROPOSAL FROM ILLINOIS
TO KENTUCKY CO-E-

A state Baptist Student Conference, under the direction of Frank
H. Leavell, of Memphis, Tenn., will be
College March
held at Georgetown
13-1Mr. Leavell is secretary of
the Inter Board Commission of the
Southern Baptist Convention. A very
attractive program has been arranged
for this Conference.
All delegates will be entertained
in the Harvard plan by the people of
A registration fee of
Georgetown.
one dollar will be charged to pay the
expenses of the speakers and other
incidental expenses.
Those desiring to register for the
Conference can write Marvin Adams,
chairman of the program committee,

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of "superlative" characters necessarily requires a swift and stimulating
style. The tone of the work is not
exhaustive or pedantic, but is wholesome and genial. The writer never
takes refuge in his knowledge of literature he found it necessary to review in order to arrive at his choices,
but merely makes such references as
are of value in inspiring the reader
to acquire greater knowledge of and
an interest in literature that is good.
This book may be obtained from
Knopf and Company and locally at
the University Book Store. This
first volume, if autographed, will
make a prized contribution to any
or Bailey Shearer, chairman of the student's library.
entertainment committee.

BURTON IS IN RACE
FOR LOWER HOUSE

Queen Elizabeth Stepped
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seems to stop dressing at the neck.

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does not know whether to expect him
on that date or not.
That the proposer is persistent is
illustrated by the fact that he has
written two letters and the last was
ol Tfnbort A. Burton, of Dan
twice as long as the first.
Kentucky beauty is apparent, and
ville. distinguished educator and mil
itary instructor, has been chosen as even newspaper cuts fail to cover it
Dnmocratic candidate for State Hep up. If this lonesome soul finds a
the Kernel has
resentative from Boyle county in the mate in our co-enpxfc General Assembly.
aided the world in helping feed the
of hungry heart.
Colonel Burton is an alumnus
ImHi Ontro Colloiro and the Univer
sity of Kentucky and took an active "WHITE CHIPS" IS
interest n the drives for raising
A GOOD COMEDY
funds for the stadiums of the respecWITH ABLE CAST
tive institutions. He is one of the
best known and most popular men in
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the central part of the state and his
friends predict that Ills canuiuacy is pecinlly jn lines but in characterizapractically equivalent to his election. tion.
Miss Ida Kenney Risque, as Betty
Cnrlyle, the co-ewas clever and
A Man's Man
"I beg your pardon, but are you James Davidson as Billy, her lover,
girls going south V inqured the nice was equally good.
looldng man as he leaned over the
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stone sorority house.
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as sho reached a daintily
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booted foot for the running board.
Blue-Blac- k
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keep my directions straight in Lex
ington." And the car glulea away.

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