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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

The Kentucky Colonel Says:
"Now thai the races nnd tho Stato
over, suh, class work in tho
Published every Thursday throughout the College yenr by the student body of Fair are
University will begin, buu.
the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students,
nlumni nnd faculty of the Institution.
Page Mr. Danleli.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Is the official newspaper of tlio University.
Stago Manager Wo need thirty suIt la issued with the view of furnishing to Its subscribers all tho college news
pers to jump from the third story in
of Kentucky, together with n digest of Items of Interest concerning the univerthe fire sccno in the third act.
sities of other States and Canada.
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EDITORIAL STAFF.
Introducing the Cuckoo Stable.
William Shinnlck
Tho football team of Transylvania
Dillard Turner
Assistant Editor
and prospective candidates for tho
Wayno Cottingham
Managing Editor
team nru spending a couple of weeks
J, Franklin Corn
"Squirrel Food"
nl Mnnday's
Landing. A training
Miss Eliza Piggott
STAHLH hns been established and tho
M. C. Finney
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Athletic Editor
warriors will undergo sovero physical
J. R. Marsh
Exchango Editor
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tests to round themselves out into
Miss Mildred Graham
Y. W. C. A.
good condition for the opening of the
Eugene Elder
Mining
football season. Harrodsburg Herald.
Herbert Graham
Fraternities
REPORTERS.
This Was Pulled in Camp.
Uyron Bacon Black
John S. Sherwood.
Thornton Connell.
Roach Why are the cots so short?
BUSINESS STAFF.
Coach To keep the players from
Joe M. Robinson
Business Manager
sleeping too long.

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Lykelle. Pomes.
The youth and maid sat in the swing,
The night was very dark;
Friend mother came the thoughtful
thing.
The youth did make remark:
"Sit down awhile; how be you?"
We're mighty glad o see you."

In this, the first issue of The Kentucky Kernel for the
current year, we feel that a few words of commendation
and congratulation to the student body and to the Univer
sity itself are in order. The students this year are as fine
a body of young men and women as ever trod the greens
ward of the campus. From the lordliest Senior with his
cane and benignant expression to the lowliest and hum
blest "Fresh," with his brand new hair cut, his wide- The Home Ec. Freshman Surrenders.
awake eye and his earnest desire to find where Professor Senior Whattakin'?
Home EcoSmith's room is, they are ready and willing to do their Home Ec. Freshman
duty to the University and to the world. They face a year nomics. What are you taking?
Senior Me? I'm takin' everything
of work that will, if nobly performed, be worth all the effort and more. The University gives them opportunity to I can get my hands on.
employ all their talents to best advantage, no matter what
those talents may be, and it is our belief that they will
This Suspense Is Horriblel
make the most of them.
Now that Dan Cupid has manifestMany improvement have been made around the cam ed his presence so early in the (leap)
pus during the summer, and a spick and span appearance year we listen with bated breath to
is the result. The improvement at the corner of Lime- hear at whom he will aim his next
stone and Winslow Streets is the most noteworthy, and dart. Eustic Lake Region.
when the work is completed and the old dump is trans- -'
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iormea into a real sunnen garaen wim a direct
Nutty .Remarks.
walk from the old dormitory to Patterson Hall, According to the latest ruling of the
the general effect will be that of a little bit of Eden with- Attorney General of the State county
out the apple tree. It is such a relief from the tin cans and appointees are now allowed to enjoy
the old shoes that were once so prominent. "
all the privileges accorded to holders
So here we are; a rejuvenated University and a stu- of campus tickets.
dent body of greater proportions than last year; good Tho best way for tho unlucky boob
people to do the work and the equipment to work with. to find the needle in the haystack is to
The Kernel congratulates you all.
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It takes a mean guy to push when a
sign on tho door reads PULL.
Open season is on for the joke
about the Freshman giving a bogus
check for a campus ticket and getting
back seventy:flve cents change in
good American money.
There's many a slip 'twixt the cap
and the clip.
The recent faculty investigation of
alleged hazing resulted in the start
ling disclosure 'that many of the Fresh'
men have been entirely divested of
hirsuite adornment during tho last
few days.

The Policy.

The Kernel has a policy, and it intends to adhere to
that policy. That there may be no mistake, and no misapprehension on the part of the general public, we hereby
outline our intentions and determinations:
First of all, this is a student paper, maintained by the
subscriptions of the students ot the University and
on them. The University has not appropriated
any moneys for the upkeep of the publication and the fac
ulty exercises no supervision over tne weeiuy issue, uur
first duty is to the student body and they may rest assured
that at all times the Kernel is their supporter in whatever
enterprises they may desire to put through in the custo
marv breezy manner.
The editorial staff intends to give as good a resume of
tne news oi eacn weeK as it can, in tne six pages lu wiuun E. F. WHITE MEETS
WITH SUCCESS
it is limited by the funds at its command. The editorial
policy will be about the same as last year to smite the
wrong, to aid the weak, to hate our enemies and love our NewB has been received hero of the
success of E. Field White, a former
ea
we
inenas tnese are our meats,
do not seek either the student in the College of Mechanical
sheet, on prohibition we
we can oruy say tne and Electrical Engineering. , Mr.
one side or the other; tor sun-ragbut the rest of the staff is afraid White left here several years ago and
editor is
has been in automobile equipment
of the ladies.
We insist that the students on their part patronize work, meeting with excellent success.
our advertisers, and promise that if it can be done a larger He planned an' enameling process now
in ubo on one make of automobile,
paper will be issued later in the year.
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a large number of applicants. Since
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in this column that
that time he has been connected with
year are earnestly requested to keep
another concern. His latest work has
it from the Freshmen.
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2. Following the system of last year plant for his present employers.
All
jokes in tho equipment is made and fitted in
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this column will be furnished free of one big connected process which saves
Old students who discover stuff charge by the Mechanical Department. much time, labor and expense.

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