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THE BELLES OF


                    CANTERBURY



      A CHAUCER TALE OUT OF SCHOOL


    2l Plan in One Ect for Eleven 1trio



                       BY



ANNA BIRD STEWART,



A.M.



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        CoPyRIrIII 1912 BY SAMUEL FRENCH



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                  THE

  BELLES OF CANTERBURY


         PERSONS IN THE PLAY.

FRESHMAN
SOPHOMORE
JUNIOP R     .......... .Pupils at a girls' school
SENIOR     )

CHARACTERS     FROM   THE    CANTERBURY
                  TALES.

WIFE OF BATH ................ From the Prologue
PRIORESS ....................    "   "
FIRST  UN ...................  
SECOND NUN..................  
EMIiLY .................. From the Knight's Tale
HIPPOLYTA........                    9
GRISELDA ...............    "   Clerk's "

               COSTUMES.

 Tle simplicity of the costuming as well as of the
 :tavgre setting makes the play an easy one for amateurs
to p)roduce.
Tlilie dress of the four school girls should be as
modern as possible. Their hair should be elaborately
arranged.
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  HIPPOLYTA should wear the dress of an Amazon,
armor if possible, or a short skirt, sandals laced high
with crossed strings, waist to match the skirt, a crown,
and a shield on the left arm. The shield can be
made by gilding or covering a barrel-head with silver
paper.
  EmnIY wears a long gown of pale dull green cheese
cloth, falling straight from the shoulders and girded
in at the waist by a curtain cord. She must have
fair hair which should be braided down her back.
  GRISELDA should wear a similar costume of pale
gray and lavender, with a tall headdress of wire cov-
ered with white gauze and tinsel.
  The WIFE OF BATH wears a short skirted costume
of very bright colors, red stockings, very broad shoes,
a straw hat with a broad brim and no trimming, if
possible one of the sun.hats worn by farmers.
  The PRIORESS and her NUns wear black skirts and
white waists. Over this they wear black scholastic
gowns such as are worn by graduates of academies
and colleges, girded in with a leather strap. A yard
of white cloth cut down one side for about ten inches,
and then a circle cut out of the center, makes the
white guimpe for the NUN, the curved part being put
under the chin. and the two cut ends fastened on top
of the head. A second piece of white cloth is bound
across the forehead for a bandeau. Two vards of
black material make the Yeil which falls on either
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SCENE:-A school room or in the room of one of the
    girls if preferred. If possible, a piano is in-
    eluded in the furnishings, which may be as elab-
    orate or as simple as desired. Two entrances
    must be provided, one covered by a square frame-
    work supposed to represent a bookcase. Books
    are across the top. In front of it hangs a full
    curtain.
    It will be very effective to have the frame-work
    representing the bookcase directly in the center
    of the stage at back, so that it is in full view of
    the audience. A table with books, etc., can be
    placed at one side of the stage. A few chairs
    can be set around the room but not in a way to
    hide the bookcase.
    As the Curtain Rises SOPHOMORE and FRESH-
    MAN are seated at the table.
  SOPHOMORE. Now, the Seniors weren't that way
last year. You're only a Freshman, so of course you
can't judge, but I never saw so slow a class as this
year's, why they haven't said a word about the enter-
tainment, and yet everyone knows they ought to give
us a Thanksgiving party. (any other festival can be
substituted here)
  FRESH3MAN. A party What do they have to eat
  SOPHOMIORE. They're not likely to have anything
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this year. I f I lsa(l known that last Tlinkagiving 1
vouid have eaten twice as much. I haven't anything
to be thankful for.
  FRESTIMA-.Y-. But you passed in History. Why
don't you tell the Seniors what they ought to do
  SoI'Iio-roRE. Sh- here comes one of them. (rises
and goes to meet SENIOR)
(Enter SENIOR, tired out, she sits down with a great
                 sigh of relief.)
  FRESHMAIN and SOPHOMORE. What's the matter
  SENIOR. Matter   Why, I'm half dead thinking.
  SOPHOMORE. (giggles) Thinking !
  SENIOR. Say, did you ever hear the word Sopiho-
moric  (severely)  That's the sort of a joke that
was.
  FRESHMAN. What were you thinking about
  SENIOR. Trying to get up some new and original
kind of a Thanksgiving party for the school.
  SOPHOMORE. You darling! (embraces her)
  FRESHMAN. We were afraid you had forgotten.
  SENIOR. (rises and joins others) I wish I could
forget for a while but they made me chairman of the
committee so I have to get up something. If I can't
think of any thing better we'll have an ordinary spread
and get just what everybody likes.
  SOPHOMORE. Grand! Welsh rarebit for me.
  FEShI;IMA-N'. I want chocolate eclaires.
  SENIOR. We ought to ask one of the Juniors too,
that wouldn't be enough variety.
  SOPHOMORE. Ask Laurine.
  SENIOR. Where is she
  FRESHMIAN . She told me she was going to study
her Chaucer.
  SENIOR. She didn't mean it. She never does.
  SOPHOMORE. (going to door and calling) Lau-
rine, Laurine.
  JUN-IOR. (outside) All right.



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  SENIOR. Maybe she's thinking up a new class sou-
venir to go with their rings and hatpins and pins and
banners.
  FRESHMAN-. Tell her we want to ask her advice,
then she'll hurry.
  SOPHOMORE.   (calling)  Laurine, how soon are
you coming
  JUNIOR. (beginning before she enters with a Chau-
cer in her hand)    "Whan that Aprille with his
shoures soote "-I came much more quickly than I'll
ever get that old stuff in my head. (she throws the
book down)
  SENIOR. Don't you like Chaucer We just loved
him.
  JUNIOR. So do all the rest of our class except me.
I just can't get him into my head.
  SOPHOMORE. Poor thing! I should hope not.
  SENIOR. What wculd you like to eat at the Thanks-
giving spread
  JUNIOR. Eat! Everything you're going to have.
(suspiciously) This isn't one of those stupid puns
on Chaucer is it
  SOPHOMORE. I should say not.
  FRESHMAN. We are helping make out the menu.
There's Welsh rarebit and chocolate &claires already.
  JUNIOR. Have you any angel food
  SOPHOMORE. Oysters!
  FRESHMAN. Fudge!
  SENIOR. And olives. Quick, give me a pencil so
I can write it down. (goes to table and writes)
  JUNIOR. Hurrv, before the bell rings. That's
much more fun to talk about than Chaucer. I'm glad
I didn't live in his day. Imagine being praised for
not putting sour fingers in the gravy and spotting up
your shirt front! T wager that old Prioress wvas a
stick. T shouldn't want her on our basket hall tealt.
There isn't a sensible womani in the whole of Chau-
cer so far as I can see. (the curtain at the front of



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the bookcase begins to shake slightly, becoming more
violent as the JUNIOR continues) The Wife of Bath
was a regular Mormon, five husbands, that's what
she had, and she wore red stockings. Such taste!
  SENIOR.  (rises and goes to JUNIOR)  Laurine,
don't talk so much. Come help us decide between dill
pickle and strawberry jam, we can't have both.
  SOPHOMORE. Laurine car't help talking. Her
whole class does it.
  JUNIOR. And what about your class, Miss And
the angelic Seniors  They never talk, do they.
Thank Goodness, we're not like that old patient
Griselda in Chaucer. She was afraid to open her
head.
  FRESHMAN. I think you know a lot about Chaucer.
I never will remember all those names.
  JUNIOR. Oh, there are a lot more of them. One
was a silly girl named Emily. She didn't do any-
thing but have " hair a yard long I guess" and for
that she had two lovers. I am going to get a hair
tonic. That's how silly men were in Chaucer's day,
before they learned how to play football, or had fra-
ternities.
  SOPHOMORE. Oh, girls, if you .had only seen the
hero in the matinee yesterday. He was simply
grand! And he had such pretty curly hair.
                (The bell rings.)
  SENIOR. I know I could think of lots more things
to eat if I only had more time.
  SOPHOMORE. Well, come on, I have to go to His-
tory. (she starts out)
  FRESHMIA&X. Wait for me.
  (Exeunt SENIOR, SOPHOMORE and FRESHMAN.)
  JUNIOR. Here's where I die. Where's that hateful
book It won't do any good to lose it, there are a
dozen more copies in the bookcase. (sings)

 

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    "Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
    Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
    Hang Geof Chaucer on a sour apple tree,
            Our teacher marks us on! "
                              (exit as she sings)
(The curtain in front of the bookcase shakes more
   violently than before. Then frosa behind the
   curtain comes the voice of the WIFE OF BATH.)
 WIFE. Ladies, I prithee harkneth for the best.
         Can Chaucer's children swich words hear,
               and rest
         This is the point, to speken short and pleyn,
         We, one and all, were used with desdeyn.
         (She comes out of the bookcase.)
         Come forth and whan we've made our
               reckoning
         That girl perchance another tune will sing.
             (Enter the PRIORESS.)
         What word, sweet Eglantine, would you
               employ
         To tell us of your vengeful wrath
 PRIORESS. (with deep intensity) St. Loy!
 WIFE. Then Chaucer's uttered sooth about her
               oath !
          Odsbodikins! That cannot do us both!
 PRIORESS. Come hider, my two nonnes to my
                   side,
             Till that my mighty anger shall sub-
                   side.
(Enter two NUNTS who stand on either side of the
                   PRIORESS.)
             That girl, alas! hath made my speech
                   too tarte
            Who once was conscience al and
                tendre herte.



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             o Emelye, whose hair is in a tresse
             Behynd your back, a yarde long.
 WIFE. (aside) I guesse.
                (Eonter EMILY.)
 PRIORESS. 0 Emelye, let that hair's golden ray
             Shine on our vengeance ere another
                   day.
  EMILY. The path of duty plain is to be seen.
          (Enter HIPPOLYTA, the queen.)
  EMILY. Ladies, this is Hippolyta, the queen.
(They all bow, the PRIORESS with delicate grace, the
          WIFE with a clumsy courtesy.)
  EMILY. My sister is a famous Amazon.
  HIPPOLYTA. I have no grievance, but I want the
                     fun.
 PRIORESS. In courtesye lay ever my desire.
                (Aside to NUNS.)
             How charming with a real queen to
                   conspire.
 FIRST NUN. Madame, your smiling is full simple.
 SECOND NUN. And coy.
 WIFE. Come, how can we that saucy wight de-
               stroy 
  EMILY. (musingly)
     She, as a servant, would befit my station.
  FIRST NUN. (to PRIORESS) Or feed your hounds.
      (The SECOND NUN nods in agreement.)
  PRIORESS. (catching sight of the WIFE'S look of
disapproval-aside)  Or scour her reputation!
  WIFE. Pray, madam, if it's all the same to you
         Perhaps the rest would like a word or two.
  PRIORESS. I fear you ask too little, for I know
             That you have answered "yes" five
                   times or so!

 

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  WIFE. A spiteful thing! Perhaps if you'd had
                one,
         He might have taught you how to curb
                your tongue.
    (There is a weak cry from the bookcase.)
  EMILY. Surely 'twas not to quarrel that we came.
        (A second cry from the bookcase)
  PRIORESS. Hark. 'Tis a voice I hardly dare to
                   name.
   (Enter from behind the curtains, GRISELDA.)
   ALL. (as GRISELDA appears)   Griselda!
   HIPPOLYTA. (disapprovingly)
        You for patience always quoted!
  GRISELDA. 'Twas only to my Duke that was de-
                   voted.
             Now, further patience would but be
                   disgrace.
             I move we put that Junior in our
                   place!
       (ALL signify emphatic agreement.)
  ALL. Where is she
  FIRST NUN. That, alas, we none can tell.
  SECOND NUN. Heaven help us!
             (A bell rings outside.)
  PRIORESS. Hark! the ringing of the bell.
(They draw into the background as the JUNIOR comes
    in. She throws the Chaucer on the floor. All
    the Canterbury characters jump and cry out as
    if in pain as it hits the ground.)
  JUNIOR. I knew that I didn't know a word of that
Chaucer lesson. I don't believe English people ever
spoke like those old Canterbury pilgrims. If I
studied a year I'd never know whether a letter was



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silent or wasn't silent. I think it ought all to be
made silent, and I think we ought to be allowed to
read George Barr McCutcheon or somebody inter-
esting instead of old fogies that died in-  Dear me!
When did old Chaucer die anyway

(The PRIORESS comes forward with dignity and
  speaks to the evident wonder of the JUNIOR.)
  PRIORESS. Mademoiselle, were you from Strat-
                   ford-at-the-Bowe,
             Where I learned French, some man-
                   ners you might know.
  JUNIOR. Bats in my belfry all right.
  PRIORESS. Alas, my child, try while that you are
                   yonge
             To make your Englislhe sweet upon
                   the tonge.
             You should speak always in fair
                   Charity.
  WIFE. Yea, but how harshly did you speak of me!
  JUNIOR. I'm blessed if I know what you are, so
how could I say anything
  HIPPOLYTA. We are Dan Chaucer's children, he
                     who hath
              But love for all men.
  WIFE. I'm the wife of Bath.
         What did you say of me What did you
               say 
          (JUNIOR looks around wildly.)
  EMILY. Look out, be careful, or she'll run away.
  JUNIOR. Honest, you've got me so muddled I don't
know what I'm doing. Do you want me to believe
that you're people out of a book Why those old
Canterbury Tales' characters never did live, Chaucer
just made them up. If you aren't somebody dressed
up to tease me, I've got 'em.

 

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  PRIORESS. Ladies, hear that which maketh the
                   last straw.
             I plead for justice and demand the
                   law.
             Not live, when we are deathless
                   Chaucer, dear,
             I pray that you that heresy can't hear!
  HIPPOLYTA. Hark one and all, while judgment I
                     pronounce:
              If that this maid her treason will
                     renounce,
              Most humbly on her knees our grace
                     beseech,
              And duly quote some lines of praise
                     for each,
              Then we will pardon grant Do all
                     consent
                   (All bow.)
               If not, wito the bookcase she is sent.
  JuNIOR. Say something about each one of you!
I never could in the world. That's why I hate Chau-
cer so. (as she says hate Chaucer the characters all
cringe)  I never could learn the old stuff. (as she
saijs old siuL/ they sigh and raise their eyes in silent
protest)
  FIRST 'NUN. It will go hard with thee for that
                     same sin.
       (SECOND NUN nods to these words.)
  EMILY. Prithee, delay no longer but begin.
(The JUNIOR looks around until her eye meets the
                   PRIORESS.)
  JUNIOR. Are vou the Prioress
  PRIORESS. I am v-cleped Madame Eglantine.
  JUNIOR. What rhymes with Eglantine     Wine
(the PRIORESS looks duly shocked) Thine Divine



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I know. Itfs something about singing through your
nose the service divine.
  FIRST NUN. The seemly way to sing.
  SscoxD u.N. The seemily way.
  GRISELDA. Hlcre, Eglantine, you can't take up all
                   day.
  PRIOREss. I'd prove my vocal method without
                   peer.
  HIIPPOLYTA. Perhaps she could.
  WIFE. Suppose she does it here!
  JuN-IOR. Never mind, Miss Eglaiitine. Did they
call you Sister in those days -Never mind. I'll play
your accompaniment on the piano.
  ALL. Piano
  JuNIoR. Why, yes, Oh I never thought that you
wouldn't know that. There's a piano.
(The following passage can be omitted if a piano is
                not convenient.)
(They go over looking curiously at it. The WIFE
    touches the keys by accident. ALL jump at the
    sound.)
  JUNIOR. What do you want to sing
  PRIOREss. (slightly affected)
      Alas, I cannot sing without my notes.
  WIFE. Surely that is a line each reader quotes!
  JUNIOR. Do you know the Yama-Yama Girl
(substitute any popular song)
          (Tke PRIORESS looks blank.)
  JUNIoR. Nor even the Merry Widow
  PRIORESS. Why 'tis a thing that Chaucer never
                   had,
             In his day seemly widows all were sad.
             You speak of folk of whom I have no
                   ken.
  FIRST NUN. One song, Madame, you know.

 


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  SECOND NUN. 0, try it then!
(The PRIORESS sings to the tune of the Old English
Ballad, " Drink to Me Only lVith Thine Eyes.")
      Oh! We are Chaucer's children here,
        And well we love his name
      We live in hearts that hold him dear.
        Are nourished by his fame.
      Oh, listen now, while thus we sing
        Our songs of olden days,
      When court and king and common folk
        United, voiced his praise.
      When I was once a little lasse
        At Stratford-on-the-Bowe
      I hastened daily to my classe,
        My one dream was to know.
      I studied there, full seemly deep,
        With ne'er the smallest hint
      That other maids would some day weep,
        At seeing me in print.
      I thought of nothing but my booke,
        To make my mind grow fair
      So I'm afraid I never took
        The pains to do my hair!
        (She looks at the JUNIOR'S hair.)
      Perchance if now I went to school,
        And sought its culture wide,
      Of coiffures strange I'd learn the rule,
        And scorn what was inside.
      Oh, gentle Chaucer, could you see
        The world around us here,
      Perhaps you'd change your poetry
        And call no pilgrim queer
      And could you see the ladies' dress,



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        And what they wear the while,
      You'd know what made the critics guess
        You had a simple style.
  WIFE. (to EMILY)
    Look at her smile upon that silly miss!
    Look, Emilye, did we come here for this
    As to her singing, well, I have heard worse!
    I fear her verses will make her perverse.
  PRIORESS. (to HIPPOLYTA)
  To punish her would make my conscience prick.
  GRISELDA. 0 Madame, be not flattered, think of
                   stick.
  PRIORESS. Alas 'tis true!
  EMILY. Fire up your dying wrath.
  WIFE. (to JUNIOR)
    What can you say about the Wife of Bath
  JuNIOR. I don't know. I can't remember any-
thing.
  WIFE. (severely)
      Did you not say my hosen were of red
  JUNIOR. Well, they are, aren't they
  WIFE. And what of that Is that a case for
               scorn 
         My gear is eke as fine as e'er was worn.
  EMILY. What about me
  JUNIOR. (puzzled) Who are you I just can't
remember.
  HIPPOLYTA. Do you not recognize her by her hair
  EMILY. 'Tis falling out because of grief and care!
  JUNIOR. Then I suppose you're Emily. But who
is that  (points to GRISELDA)
  GIIISELDA. Ignorance!! (she stamps her foot)
  ALL. Griselda! You impatient!
  JUNIOR. Are you the one they used to call " Pa-
tient Griselda " I never should have known you.
And who are you   (to HIPPOLYTA)
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               Your ignorance. And yet your suit
                     you lose.
               Come, ladies, come, draw close while
                     we confer,
               The instruments of Justice must not
                     err.
(They draw together and hold a whispered consulta-
    tion, the JUNIOR vainly trying to pinch herself
    into reality.)
  JUNOR. I know it's all a dream, but I just can't
wake myself up.
  HIPPOLYTA. For her mad crime, she's judged and
                     in disgrace
               The sentence is to put her in our
                     case.
(They take hold of the JUNIOR and begin pushing
  her toward the bookcase at the back of the stage.)
  JUNIOR. Why, I thought you were only joking.
  PRIORESS. Chaucer alone it is, with whom we jest.
             Come, nonnes both, and push her in
                    with zest.
  JUNIOR. Oh, let me stay out. Don't make me go
into that stuffy bookcase. There never will be room
for me with all those other books. It will squeeze
what little I do know out of me.
(Relentless, they push her behind the curtains into
    the bookcase. Her voice grows weaker, finally
    dying away.)
  WIFE. Life sentence is not much to pay for this.
  PRIORESS. (to her NUNS who nod in agreement)
         I think a little mercy not amiss.
  EMILY. She's quite filled up the space that once
                 was ours.
  HIPPOLYTA. How are we going to pass our leisure
                     hours



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  FIRST NUN. (to SECOND)
            Perhaps she'll sing again.
  SECOND NUN. Perchanee she will.
  WIFE. (to HIPPOLYTA)
  Say something quick, that we may hold her still.
  EMILY. Hark, did I hear a pleading little voice
          Ah, ladies, in her punishment rejoice!
  JUNIOR. (meekly, in a weak, timid tone from be-
hind the curtain)  Dear ladies all, whom  Father
Chaucer loved, Hippolyta, and Emily, Mrs. Wife of
Bath and Sister Prioress, and the two nuns, and
Griselda and anybody else I haven't mentioned, I'm
sorry, and I'll never do it again.
  HIPPOLYTA. Justice and law demand your pun-
                     ishment.
  PRIORESS. My tender heart would bid me cry
                    "relent ".
  JUNIOR. (crying)
     Please, ladies, for sweet Chaucer's sake.
(They look at each other, moved by the mention of
                Chaucer's name.)
  JUNIOR. 0 Chaucer, you who loved all people,
come to my aid!
  HIPPOLYTA. Sorrow   has taught the maid the
                     surest key,
               That will unlock our hearts to
                     charity.
  PRIORESS. Come forth, you are forgiven for your
                   crime,
  WIFE. Our duty's done, to leave it is full time.
  JUNIOR. (enters out of bookcase) I'm sure I'm
much obliged and if you'd only stay awhile longer I'd
like you to meet some of the other girls.
  HIPPOLYTA. We thank you for your courtesy in-
                     indeed,
               Since you believe, there is no further
                     need.

 

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        (They start toward the bookcase.)
  GRISELDA. From all my mates some lesson you
                   might learn.
  EMILY. Forget us not, in case we ne'er return.
  JUNIOR. Let me see, what I can learn from each:
(as she speaks each name, the character disappears in
bookcase)  Griselda,-patience; Hippolyta,-cour-
tesy; the Good Wife red stockings-well, that
clothes don't matter. Emily-no rats!  (hides her
face for a moment) The Prioress-(the two NUNS
disappear)
  PRIORESS. Read the last line that Master Chau-
                   cer penned
             About me, and believe it without end!
(She disappears. The JU-N-IOR looks at the bookcase
      curtain which slowly stops swinging.)
  JUNIOR. The last line! (she picks up the book
she hats thrown upon the floor and finds the passage)
  "And thereon hung a brooch of gold full sheen,
  On which there was first writ a crowned A,
  And after Amor Vincit Omnia."
Amor vincit omnia, love conquers all. I believe
I do love Chaucer now. And to think they all live!
(Enter the FRESHMAN, SOPHOMORE and SENIOR.)
  SENIOR. What on earth have you been doing
  JUNIOR. Talking to the Canterbury Pilgrims.
  SOPHOMORE.   (tapping her head)  Sand in her
gear box.
  F' RESHMANT. I should think it would make her
crazv to study that queer English so hard!
  SENIOR. Poor dear! I'm going to make some
fudge, that will make her feel better!
          (They start out of the room.)
  JUNIOR. Oh, girls!



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(They stop and turn around. The JUNIOR starts io
              tell them, hesitates.)
  JUNIOR. They'll never believe it. But I know.
  SEN-IOR. What did You call us back about
  (The JUNIOR catches sight of the bookcase.)
  JUNIOR. (with a little smile they do not under-
stand) Oh, nothing, I'm just glad that isn't a sec-
tional bookcase!

         (The others look at her blankly.)


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         An Original Farce in Three Acts
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               CAST OF CHARACTERS
     JONES, who travels for a hymn-book house
     EBENEZER GOODLY, a professor of anatomy
     AN-TOXY GOODLY, D.D., Bishop of Ballarat
     RICHARD HIEATHERLY, engaged to Marjorie
     THOMIAS HOLDER, a policeman
     WILLIAM    BIGBEE, an inmate of the Sanitarium
     HENRY FULLER, superintendent of the Sanitarium
     MRS. GOODLY, Ebenezer's wife
     CISSY, Ebenezer's ward
     MARJORI 'P,`Ebenezer's daughters
     MINERVA,)
     ALVINA STARLIGHT, Mr. Goodly's sister
     HELMA, a servant

                SYNOPSIS OF SCENES
       ACT 1.-Handsomely furnished room in home
                  of Ebenezer Goodly
       ACT 2.-The same.
       ACT 3.-The same.

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BROWN OF HARVARD
                     A Play in Four Acts
                By RIDA JOHNSON YOUNG

                THE CAST OF CHARACTERS
ToM BRowN.
GERALD TIIORNE, stroke oar of the "Varsity Eight," who Is not hlis own
         master.
WILFRED KENYON.
(LAXT0)S MADDEN,
JOHN CARTWRIGHT,
"TUBBY" ANDERSON',
"IIAPPY" THURSTON,  -Students with properly developed college spirit.
WALTER BARNARD      I
WARREN PIERCE,      J
TIOMiPSoN, COYNE.
"BCe" I1HALL, "Varsity Coach."
VICTOR ('OLToS, who wants the English crew to defeat his Alma Mater.
CODRINOTON, lManager of the English 'rew.
ELLIS, Na3nager of the Vnrsitv crew.
CAPTAIN HlobfEs,
GEORGE SELWYN,          
JAMES VAN RENSSALAER, 'Membern of the Varsity crew.
ARTIHU  BLAKE,
AUSTIN LATCHOW.
OLD CLOTiHES MAN.        MaRS. KENYON.          MARrAn THORNE.
DOORKEEPER.             EMELYN KENYON.          EDITH SINCLAIR.
BUTLER.
                    SYNOPSIS OF SCENES.
                             ACT I
PLACE.-Cambridge, Mass.
ScENE.-Tom Brown's and Claxton 'Madden's apartments in "The
         WVetherby," a students' apartment house.
                             ACT II
SCEN.-YaTrd at Harvard. The exterior of a dormitory.
                             ACT III
SCENE.-"The Varsity Boat    ulb" on the day of the race with the
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         boathouse.
                             ACT IV
SCEN-E-Same as Act One.
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Belles of Canterbury : a Chaucer tale out of school : a play in one act for eleven girls / by Anna Bird Stewart. Stewart, Anna Bird. Samuel French, New York : 1912.

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French's international copyrighted edition of the works of the best authors, no. 246.

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THE BELLES OF CANTERBURY A CHAUCER TALE OUT OF SCHOOL 2l Plan in One Ect for Eleven 1trio BY ANNA BIRD STEWART, A.M. DLI)ICATll) l () M 1IS8 1) 0 I()I'l-IY' ('ON R F V CoPyRIrIII 1912 BY SAMUEL FRENCH NOTICE. -The Professional acting rights of this play ar