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of tho most enthusiastic of
tho year. William Shlnnlck presided
and short talks were mado by Herbert
Graham, VJrgll Chapman and Captain
Fairfax, tho latter on matters not
to tho contest. Harry Cottroll,
a valued member of tho Kcrnol staff,
was present, and after It was all over
ho went down Into tho rooms of the
journalism room and "rassoled" with
a typewriter. Tho result follows:
How Cottrell Felt About It.
Tho sun shone, warm breezes and
gentle zephyrs floated here and thoro
about the campus, nature smiled and
answering smiles lighted tho faces of
the throngs of students on their way
to chapel last Friday morning, for tho
wore to bo
ten most populalr
selected by tho votes to grace tho
pages of tho 1917 Kontucklan with
Never was there an atmosphere
more truly Kentucklan than at chapel
Friday when tho famed chivalry of
this our native state extolled the million virtues and; the unmatchable
beauty of Kentucky's womankind and
students filled out their ballots with
the names of the ten girls which were
to their minds the most popular and
beautiful in the University.
Chapel was given over entirely to
the staff of the 1917 Kentucklan for
the election of the aforementioned ten
and before the
battle of the ballots that peerless orator Virgil (middle name deleted by
the censors) Chapman told the students things about the female of the
species that they had known from infancy, as true Kentucklans, but could
never have clothed in such flowery
phrases as did Chapman. His speech
warmed the cockles of the most hardened woman hater's heart and brought
tears of pleasure to the eyes of those
who had long been worshippers at
is how it affected the male
members of his audience and if the
were affected as were the boys,
Virgil should have had by now at least
a dozen proposals, two dozen dates,
not the stuffed kind either, for the
4da Meade, and just oodles of boxes
of oandy. As Bill Shlnnlck expressed
it, "Would that I were a celestial cow
boy and could tend the cows along the
Milky Way; yea, even throw the bull,"
or else round up the truant keys of
this typewriter to form words which
would give some semblance of justice
to an account of the inspiring senti
ments uttered in behalf of the Uni
State's greatest assets and the world's
most valuable possessions, our girls.
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The annual banquet for the football
team and "K" men will be given at
the Leonard Hotel at 6:30 o'clock tomorrow evening. Professor Enoch
Grehan, head of the Department of
Journalism, will be toastmaster and
thq other speakers are: President
Barker, Dr. J. J. Tlgert, Maury Crutch- or and the captain of tho 1917 foot
ball squad who will be chosen at tho
Altho tho banquet Is primarily for football men and "K" men,
others are welcome. A price of $1.50
per plate will bo charged the latter.
Between Itose Street and Patterson Hall, a ball of tatting and a
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ADA MEADE OFFERS
Mrs. Eva Fay, tho wonderful high tifll 1111 ft tti.4 H TELEGRAPHY
ad Rofrwor, I
priestess of mysticism, Is coming to
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tho Ada Meado Monday, December 18, tanking bminess, also 40 yearn educating 20,000 young
men and women for iucccsj. l37Entef now. fkori.Jtrltf
engagement. College 159 E. Main SI., neorPoi Office, opposite Depot.
for a special three-daAddrea WILBUR R. SMITH, Laxlnrfton. By.
Mrs. Fay's wonderful psychic ability
has amazed thousands of perplexed
peoplo all over tho world and if any
of the U. of K. students are worried
about what's going on at Patt Hall a
question asked Mrs. Fay will soon set-tlit.
A special matlnco for ladles only
will be hold on Wednesday, December
20 at 2:30 and Mrs. Fay will attempt
to answer all the questions asked her
period. Call 612
for seats. Adv.
SPECIAL RATES TO
Y. M. C. A. NOTES
of the Y.
M. C. A. will bo held next Sunday in
the Y. rooms at 6:15 o'clock. Presi-
dent Ganfield, of Centre College, will
be the speaker of the- occasion and
special Christmas music by the girls
The faculty and
will be a feature.
student body are cordially invited to
attend these services.
The annual intercollegiate Y. M. C.
A. summer conference Avill be held at
Blue Ridge, North Carolina, next sum
mer, and five hundred students are
expected to attend as well as a large
number of alumni. Such prominent
men and speakers as Robert E. Speer,
of New York; Bishop W. F. McDowell,
of Washington; E. T. Colton, of the
International Y. M. C. A. Committee;
R. H. Edwards, of the Social Service
Department, Dr. H. H. Horine, of the
University of New York, and Dr. O. E.
Brown, of Vanderbilt University, will
be present at the conference. The ex
penses at Blue Ridge will be $18.50
for the program fee and board. Students are requested to confer with
their parents during the Christmas
holidays and endeavor to attend this
conference. Any further information
regarding this conference may be obtained from J. E. Johnson, secretary
of the University Y. M. C. A.
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