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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

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The Kentucky Kernel
Published ovory Thursday throughout the College year by the student body of
the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students,
alumni and faculty of the institution.

SQUIRREL FOOD

As a result of added expenditures
for Christmas gifts all who graduate
at tho end of tho first semester will
bo compelled to pay ten dollars as a
diploma fee, Instead of five dollars ns
heretofore.

tho Kentucky Law Journal. This year
and in comparison
he is
with tho work of his predecessors his
own efforts do not suffer.
Tho subject of our sketch Is particularly noted as a debater. Ho wafl a
member of the law debating team two
years ago when It defeated the University of Cincinnati and he was on
tho University team last year. In
both tho Henry Clay and Union Literary Societies ho has been a loading
in the
light. Ho Is attorney-genera- l
Henry Clay and president of tho
Union. Ho Is a member of tho Tau
Kappa Alpha fraternity and president
of tho local chapter.
So famous has J. D. V. become that
the Democratic chairman of one of the
northern counties called on him to
make speeches1 during the recent
Hughes-Wilsocontroversy, and so
eloquently did ho extol tho President
that that county gave a Democratic
majority larger by several hundred
votes than it had ever given be'fore.
In tho University Democratic Club he
has always taken a leading part. If
he keeps out of politics It will only bo
because he is lucky.
The popularity of Vize with his
class Is evidenced by the fact that he
was elected class representative by
a comfortable majority.
The only thing that can be said
about him that is not to his credit is
that he never gives the ladles a treat.
He is a faithful member of the Jilted
Brethren and so hard was he hit once
upon a time that he brags that he has
never had a "date" since his college
career began. But all great men have
their little peculiarities. His is to be
handsome and haughty in the presence of the gentler sex.
The writer of this little sketch has
known him personally and intimately,
and has for him a warm admiration.
He is a leader of men and a respecter
ofl his
own ideals. Conscientious,
brilliant and genial, he Is a man who
will be an ornament to his profession
and a credit to Kentucky.
editor-in-chie-

The Kentucky Colonel Says:
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Is the official newspaper of the University.
A Short History of the Year.
Wo have investigated tlio high cost
It is issued with the view of furnishing to its subscribers all the college news
of living, suh, the high cost of papah, Registration; resignation;
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning the univerFifteen bones gono West
and tho high cost of darn nigh over'-thinsities of other States and Canada.
So ended sweet September..
What we need to do now, suh,
Football, Jubilee and turkey
FIVE CENTS PER COPY. is to investigate the high cost of
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UMCRIPTION. ONE
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for
Was the
mall matter.
Entered at Lexington Postoffice as second-clasOctober and November.
EDITORIAL STAFF.
Pot It ion ; prohibition;
Lykelle Pomes No. 13,
William Shlnnick
Probe and politics
'Twas just beforo tho Christ mnstldo
Assistant Editor
Dillard Turner
Plow In with drear December.
And little Will, aged six,
Manlng Editor
Wayne Cottinghain
Was spreading havoc far and wide
"Squirrel Food"
J. Franklin Corn
With prankish, naughty tricks.
Miss Eliza Piggott
And never did he pause
Athletic Editor
Thomas Underwood
At thoughts of Santa Claus
MAKERS OF HISTORY
Exchange Editor
J. R. Marsh
A.
Y. W. C.
Miss Mildred Graham
Some Famous Halls.
Mining
Eugene Elder
of Fame.
Literary
Herbert Schaber
J. D. V. CHAMBERLAIN.
Patt
Agriculture
Harry Cottrell
Liberty
REPORTERS.
There is something in a name, after
Faneuil
Byron Bacon Black
Thornton Connell.
John S. Sherwood.
all. We present for your inspection
W. C. Draddy.
today Jerome De Vize Chamberlain,
BUSINESS STAFF.
erstwhile of Unlontown, whose name
E. Mott
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Business Manager
Joe M. Robinson
forced him into the paths of oratorical
1
When Governor Stanley last Tues- glory. Some people have the ordinary
day rebuked the students of the Uni- plebeian appeleatlons of Bill or Sam or
The I. P. A. Convention.
versity for their lack of discipline he Joe wished on them in very early
neglected' to hold up the last session youth, and forever afterward try to
of the State Legislature as a shining live it down, but "Vize" has tried to
The National Convention of the Intercollegiate light of Kentucky discipline and
live up to the mellifluous and soul-Prohibition Association, to be held in Lexington Decemsatisfying front three sections of his
name, with results that are really as
ber 28-3- 1, will bring to the city more than a thousand
tonishing. Any man named Jerome
Where 'We Come In.
students representing practically all the colleges and
De Vise would have to be a great
gets summoned,
universities of the country and a number of speakers of The governor
speaker, but he wouldn't have to be a
The trustees, they get mad;
nation-wid- e
reputation. In a sense the delegates and
real man the size of Chamberlain.
The faculty gets curious,
speakers will be the guests of the students of the UniChamberlain Js a student in the Col
The reporter very glad;
will be our duty and our Interested gets the public,
versity of Kentucky and
lege of Law, a Senior and one of the
best students that ever graced the up
they are treated with all the
pleasure to see
With eagerness imbued';
per part of the Natural Science BuildOld Man Lykelle gets results,
which Kentucky is famed.
warmth of hospitality
ing. To him have come honors galore,
The student he gets stewed.
The committee and the Prohibition Club of the Uniand all of them he has taken in the
work for several weeks getversity have been hard
In him
spirit of a true gentleman.
This Week's Short Story.
ting ready for the meeting, and they have accomplished
Skaggs, a wealthy hand- every sood cause has a friend and
Ferdinand
a great deal, but there is opportunity still for good work kerchief Importer, died, leaving his every bad one an enemy. His stand'
by those who have not done anything yet. All students son, Ethelbert, a bequest of ten thou- ing with the faculty of his college is
illustrated by the fact that he was ap
with the club and the com- sand fancy cotton handkerchiefs.
who can should
Ethelbert was a wasteful lad and pointed last year associate editor of Patronize Our Advertisers.
mittee in making arrangements, not so much because
disposed of
they should aid the cause of prohibition as because they gave, lost and otherwisehandkerchiefs
the
should aid in maintaining the traditions of Kentucky until his store was well nigh exreport of the University of hausted.
hospitality and the
Walk-Ov- er
Kentucky.
A severe, damp winter capped the
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climax. One blustery night young
There are some of us who are not convinced
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national prohibition is practicable this time and a few Skaggs opened his kerchief box and
is desirable, but found, to his consternation, that only
Shoes
of us who are not not convinced
one handkerchief remained from his
no college man should allow his prejudices to lead him once bounteous supply. "Here's where
,
FEEL
to refuse to hear "the other side" of any question. The I blow In tho last of my father's legLOOK
Intercollegiate Prohibition Association,
the snap acy," he muttered as he resolutely
may be trusted, is not open to took the little square of cotton from
judgment of the
the charge, often made and truly of other similar or- its resting place.
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ganizations, of being a fanatical or
body.
It goes about its work in a gentlemanly, dignified manner, making its appeal to the intellect rather than to the
passions of the students of American colleges. The
student is never asked on joining the association to give
his unqualified support or his enthusiasm to the cause
of prohibition. He is requested to become a member of
a class studying the liauor problem and to base his opinions of the traffic in alcoholic liquors on his studies. It
is a scientific organization rather than a propagandist
self-seeki- ng

body.

It is a welcome relief in these days of fanaticism, of

suffrage and

of parades and red-fir- e
meetings, of
and soap-bo- x
alleged oratory to find a body of men who seek to meet a great issue in a great manner, to fight a fair fight with fair
weapons, to match facts with facts and draw conclusions that have the ring of truth. The Kernel is glad to
welcome such a body of men as the Intercollegiate Prohibition Association to Lexington.
Whatever our personal predilections on the subject, it is our duty to see that the delegates, college men
like ourselves, are entertained as we would be entertained' away from home. Kentucky students are fortunate in having the association in Lexington this
month and every student who can do so should attend
the meetings.
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Announcements.
We have been requested to make
the following announcements:
All persons who return in time to
attend the prohibition convention will
be presented with miniature silver
corkscrews by the local chapter as a
mark of appreciation.
during the
Student headquarters
convention will be established In the
Phoenix Hotel check room.
Students who leave the University
or return later
before the twenty-firs- t
than the third of January will post
tlvely not be excused from classes un
less they ask their respective profs
for such privilege. All who violate
this regulation will be liable to a let
ter from the registrar, if he is not
tired.
Owing to the weight of public opin
Ion and general unpopularity compulsory chapel will be abolished dur
ing the holidays.
All students desiring railroad fare
home are hereby notified to write
home for it.

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