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..Editor
JANET EDWARDS
...Managing Editor
DORIS SINGLETON
..News Editor
MILDRED LONG
Business Manager
PEGGY WATKINS
Circulation Manager
MARCIA DRADDY
Assistant Managing Editor
MARY JANE DORSEY
Sports Editor
DICK LOWE
Society Editor
MARY LILLIAN DAVIS
MARY LOU PATTON, DORA LEE ROBERTSON,
Assistant News Editors
BETTY TEVIS
A DELE DENMANf DORA LEE ROBERTSON,
BILLIE FISCHER. SHIRLEY MEISTER,
MARTHA JONES, MARY
Columnists
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leading newspajKi of Yugoslavia's
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ti in i he paper for the s.tke ol enieriain-la- t
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iii. I lie woman vlio was asking ilie return
t.t .i slinc. olil and patched as ii was. needed thai
Mti'dc shoe as niiu
needed food. I.lie.
tinloi innate lot of losing it was lit is, and shell. id no niheis in substitute.
1'ive
eats ago cnemv fmtes invaded the
lioines of
siuh as this tviiical woman and
mill ions of innocent victims were rolilwcl of
(vi ivihing they possessed, in most cases the very
t loihrs they were wearing. It was necessary to
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and rcpaich the clothes they weie fortunate enough to keep, and often with paxr or
Miaw as reinforcements for a worn out
of lot hi tig perhaps these mistreated 'Jieo'pttW
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vent thioijgh winter after winter.
rnivcisiSi students have been given the
help bv their tontrihiit ions to the
Naiional Clothing Collection this past
veei.. aiid'will !e called iixn again next week
when MiiHar Board coniinues the diive for
i loil ling oil the campus.
I'ah house president in the sororiiv houses,
cadi lepresentative in the residence halls, each

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Discuss WennerGren Case
April

same people have General Patton
eturn the recently seized German
gold or destroy captured usable
enemy equipment because it was

10. 1945

Editor
Kernel

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University of Kentucky
I liote from the Aoril
The Kernel that the controvert
our the Aeronautical Laboratory
riven the University by Wenner- Cron is yet alive. As a College of
r.iiiiieei ing graiuuBve, ana one wno
Ims been closely connected with
l.i.-power aircraft engine develop.
mi nt and testing for the past few
as well as one who has
the Aeronautical Laboratory at the University, and finally
ns a Kentuckian. please permit
a frw words.

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democratic liberty on a college cam- pus. If this is the case, then let
us cease to call The Kernel a stu- dent newspaper, because it has ob- -

The Horizon
lean made itself felt in the people
watching the president drive by. It
was a scene which will always lin-a- n
ger in my mind,
He is gone now and not the
greatest editorial writer can sum- marize the grief of his people who
remain throughout the world. The
tears shed are of no use in finish- l:
Cnftonth init tVtA fffnot foclO OfVtisiVa rlnmiri
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nncAVatt
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vt rha
wiui a "in" avnilic wua tuicu wifVi a mawiuA atoA vov lifo fit
crowd. Workers in factory denims The job of building a people's peace
suits jostled will fall onto the shoulders of others,
and clean white-colltQWard
of the The greatest monument we can
he wet
avenue. Their faces wtre as varied erect in memory of our president is
as the peoples who breathe the a just and secure peace structure,
crowded air of the metropolis. Few The most beautiful tribute we can
distinguished-lookin- g
business men pay to his memory is not in tears
or Park avenue socialites huddled or words, but in the sweat and
the umbrellas walling in age we put into the building of a
the street. It was the common man, new world on the rubble of the old.
We will need the kind of courage
that day ignoring the chilling rain
for a brief glimpse of his friend and that Franklin Roosevelt symbolized;
between two courage to overcome physical lia- Suspended
leader.
buildines, swaying to and fro in unity, courage to noid tne win or
the cold breeze was a huge banner the people strong against the pres- sure of the powerful few, and cour- inscribed, "Welcome F. D. R."
a stir sweeping along the age to stand firm against the ene- mnssinif nf DeoDle sienalled the ap- - mies of humanity, both at home and
proach of the president's car. Sit- - abroad.
He has dropped away with the
tine, exrjosed to the rain in an open
limousine, a tired looking man past but his spirit hovers ahead of
adorned in a black cape and gray us in the uncertain future. The
fedora smiled and waved at the ram has ceased now and the sun
people. Many persons cheered and once again returns bringing light
many merely smiled and waved and warmth to the earth. The es- hnrlc. There was none or tne SDon- - sentiai movement 01 manKina to- t a neons herd emotion so character- - ward the eternal Utopia recovers
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and admiration for a great Amer- - my land,
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By Marvin Zurkerman
"HIS SOUL GOES ON"
A cold, dreary rain is heightening
atmosphere of gloom as I write
this, my poor tribute to our de- ceased president. Unconsciously my
mind has been drifting back to a
similar day of last October.
Despite a cold winter's rain
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Should Be Proud
The University of Kentucky, its
alumni, and the citizens of Ken- lui ky should be proud of this lab
oratory and the fine patriotic task
it lias performed during the past
dark years. They should be thank. t rioon flnliDm m'ac nhln t n
ful
obtain the funds to build 'it rather
tlian criticizing his efforts. At the
'itr," these funds wer edonated. the
United States was still at peace and
.hipping scrap iron and oil to
Japan; should such an offer have
b'H-refused then?
This laboratory is one of the finest of its kind in the nation and
was of immeasurable help to a
rcuntry so woefully short as we were
on that first Pearl Harbor day.
Since that day, not only has the
lab sent forth trained men to work
in the aircraft industry, but it has
b' rn continuously busy with important engine test and development
vnrk lor the Army Air Forces and
many of the major aircraft engine
Manufacturers.
Iquipment Destroyed
A tul now would these critics have
thi.s building razed and the fine
destroyed because it was
rivi-by a man who was later black- by our country? Would these

"Miss Margie" President of Club
Club
Alunmae
The Lexington
anored Miss Marguerite McLaugh- Ii... 03. when it elected her president
!r tne next year, at iu ninrneon
meeting at the Lafayette hotel
The club will entertain the basket-h:.tpm at luncheon Saturday.
'Tiiocly" Boles will present the
v.i iiters and numerals to the men
ol the University teams.
I iiivrrsitv Granted Phi Beta Kappa
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University was granted a
of Phi Beta Kappa, the
tmional scholarship fraternity, at
tin- - triennial meeting of the national
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i r?"inizauon
neia ui new ion on
:.. .t. ii.lj.-- r 8. A local association
l.js j. i n in existence ul the Univi-rThe

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runner of The Kernel. The copy
read: "Dedicated to students who
do not patronize 'Idea' advertisers.
We are unable to sell this space be- cause some students are too selfish
and too sluggish to patronize 'Idea"

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advertisers are right. They sell the
best goods at the lowest prices.
Read their ads. Patronize 'Idea'
vertisers and give State a boost,
Don't be a drone; better be a knock-facter."
The trends in fashions, entertain- ment and thought manifests itself
in the advertising of any period. The
stnrlpnt of 1915 rpsnonrlprt to Nfl7ma the prince of cigarettes." just
as the student of today responds
they satisfy."
to "Chesterfields
As campus life can reveal itself
through advertisements, the.Ken- tucky student of yesteryear can
again live in a 1915 environment.
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Sur'Meis'Ing
By Shirley Meister

Last Friday we came on the cam- pus and found the flag at half mast.
We knew why and our hearts were
heavy. Most of us had never seen
ment was accompanied by a scene

Mary Louis Mitts

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from the show depicting a group of
girls and the hero of "Henpecked
Henry." The caption ran. "Henry's
wife catches him with the goods.
Three shows daily. Thursday,
day, and Saturday
"The HiDp. Always the best show.
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.1iways me same pruc m.ap l .
Never
Often
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sity for the past three ypars, and it. The driving at high crui j
this association petitioned the na- - thl.ougn tne campus js bound to re- me unueu .,,lt in .....
uonai Kenaue, Known
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Chanters of Phi Rpta Kanna.
js the first cnapter t0 be be posted soon regulations concern- including Texas Vanderbilt, Vir- - "'S auioinuune uamc wiucn c ir- m
fjinia ana Aiaoama.
era nted m Kentucky, although there
Unless we do this, it will be neces- - rrancepecau.se She Loved Him
the
For
ate five other chapters in the south, sary to resort to the exclusion of So.' r.nnH the guild of SontGChurch of
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ClunharH automobiles Irom the campus.
1926
shoo.
Rarber
Two brothers
... Enrollment
Large Increase
Notice to Car Owners
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pAI'mnl Annn ii. nvapiicac nf Trip
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sl(y bookstore. Haircut Zftc. snave
The following important commun- of the University
lea, ion should be carefully read and
B
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"Kresge's our item noon lunen for
its admonition taken seriously bv "
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every driver and owner of an auto- - building Wednesday morning
17with President Mcve
"Everybody eats at Uncle Char- mobile who uses the campus roads. temb"
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nuruuy, o r.in Muuriiu v, . ... ... . ii;iuic on inc campus ina itoi. . .1
uni.aii.c ri aHtrofttctni t tA
h.it r..such a point that it will be necessary rolled, an increase of 170 over the the existence of the paper was em- idea, fore- (.hasizPit in (Tie llPll
to iimiiituiu regulations conceri.iiit; total registration of last year.
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old friend poison ivy. They have
au oeen lmeciea. so lei tnis oe a
warning to any ooys wno pian a
suaaen laaoer eiopement.
7. To make up for the Easter Sunday that Carky Clark stood Penny
Abbtt up, he will be forced to wash
all of her socks, with the wash
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.v,io -- im
,ease offer a word of silent prave; board she won at the carnival
,or Lucy awkins. You see, she 11 8' Bl. Pulning! Bl11 Co" Su- wpnt to sIeeD in the toD bunk and van, pinned Laura Jean Blake last
Saturday "ght.
Ioreot an aDOUt the altitude when
9. To break this years "Who's- she stepped out of bed. Assuming
to - Go - Swim -i
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k hniinm Kimir
ming . at - Boonesboro -- This -- Year"
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record, were & number of Sit? Fns
.
Moke ner .anKle ,n .tnree places: .nH
rnnrt, .e that
callers will be gratefully received their colds were doing nicely.
at the infirmary any time.
10. In celebration
of National
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o. m.u u.t.. nine - me nvtv - Poetry Week,
ivI should like to pre-mwore his uniform to town.
who
tnat snould tug at
m
wun numerous stripes on 11, just the heart strings" of all of us.
to get salutes. He got 'em.
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4. Some of us have gotton into
A maintenance department truck.
Ford
some trouble at the
Rolled slowly down Lime,
It seems that Billie Morris had
Draped in black it was
some misunderstanding with them,
For it was funeral time.
and all of us are behind the eight
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body it contained.
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A
ball. Let's be careful with those
people, 'cause you know how much
As all were sad to see.
we all depend on those cars. O.K.?
She wouldn't party anymore,
Or pay her entrance fee.
5. At last I know who did the
whistling outside the meeting of the
But she was happy now
Women s convo- But tne Person is
Thought the mourning masses.
very sensitive, and since we an
No more bumming cigs.
anyway, we ain't gonna
know him
Or cutting English classes.
tell. I just wanted him to know
I knew.
A muffled cheer was heard.
6- The painters who are employed
As the Tavern, they did pass.
She had made her mark in the
to paint the KD house report that
sport-Final-

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we went to ciass ana waited ior
news that there would be a con- or a memorial service. But
there wasn't any news. The flag
was at half mast and that was all.
When we saw or heard the presi- dent in the movies or over the radio
we felt secure. We knew somehow

that our University and our way of
life would be safe from the evil
forces that had attacked other na- ...
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PerhaDs somedav when we honor
ttmm of Jhe UnlvPrsUy wno have
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given at i lives ior us ana ior iret- tneir i
dom, we hope someone will remem- .
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ber fTanKiin itooseveit ana pay mm
,ne honor and respect the Univer- sity owes one of its champions.
Until that day students at tne
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president, his teaching, and his
ideals.
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the house te none other tnan our

Special to the Kappa Deltas:
The other day as I was passing
the Colonial Bowling Lanes, I no- ticed that you girls had a new re- emit. A pin boy." of a darker race
than ours was quite proudly
ing a "KD" hat. Not that he didn't
look nice in it. but eirls. is this a
sample of pledging?
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"Cremate me if you wish.
Or pickle me in brine.
But I got hung, as all should
know
By Ed Hale's famous line!"

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crack In an old beer glass.

"Remember me to your friends.
Remember me quite gaily.
For this will make the gossip
sheet.
In hell's own red hot daily."

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On her tombstone was inscribed.
In words of shining gold.
"I cannot rest in peace.
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Until my tale is told."

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Advertisements In 1915
Reveal Life At 'State'

Back When

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poetry is not vet ready for the
public's eye. or. erhaps. the
public is not yet ready for our
joctry. we will have to continue
to steal the stuff.
There's another excellent
son for pinning the following
poem. Ii reminds us of so manv
profs on the rarnpus whose only
way of letting yon know that
they're alive is b wearing louj
ties.

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enemles?
r ls ,t tnat these peo vious'y
en deterred into a close
ijie ate using una ucpi.auic means ana conservative minded group, not
to gain publicity, no matter the so much interested in being an in- damage to our State and its in formant, but a controlled newspaper
5titutions?
oearnig reports mat couia easuy
This letter is not solicited and have been paraphrased, changed
is onlv written bv one who is Droud miniptpiv nr qc in tbo qci of
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to w
eraduates of the lareer u Z m " ,i T"t' 1"h nvpi T, Tr
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northern and eastern engineering Signt, with nothing but an editorial
schools that his own University has some time after the incident repeat- the finest Aeronautical Laboratory ing a worn out condemnation of
of any school in the nation.
some wrong or other that we can
Thanking you for your courtesy, neVer decide upon ourselves.
I am.
It is regrettable, but not in the
Yours very truly.
case of the alumni, since they are
38
W. S. "Rik" Broffitt,
in no direct way affected by the
newsBy Betty Lee Fleishman
April 10. 1945 reversal of a truthbearing
paper to that of a dogmatic news
Campus life at the University of.
Editor
sheet that has ceased to function Kentucky 'in i 1915 can again come-- ;
Kentucky Kernel
by the students.
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to life.
In your editorial .of April .6 you
By looking through the advertise- Smile On Trustees
condemned a war veteran's letter
It is regrettable to know that in rr.ents in the Kentucky Kernel 30
as
arrfgave several n n.iarlmn kcla'aan ctiiriantc QnH . .,,1 n ,tC nr a nan oat GO fluar a
reasons why the affair was a re trustees,
of student life that the
the smile was fixed on the
grcttable incident. Actually. I think trustees and the student was over- - picture the activity, and even the
hangouts,
you missed the whole point; cerlooked. If the trustees are in the students to whom the advertise- tainly it was regrettable, but it is
the student paper should be ments appealed once more seem
our cause to regret, not yours.
the first to faster a disclosure of the alive. The fads, tastes, fashions of
When a student newspaper, which
if the student is wrone. at thp students of "Statp" reveal
claims to suffpr no censorship from least the student body should wi- - themselves through
the following
an overseeing faculty, refuses to ness the arguments.
advertisements:
a letter on the grounds that
print
It is regrettable, but only because "Bevo, the beverage. The
it was libelous, and then goes ahead it sppms tn inriirntp thnt wp thp
hntVi ViooHViful
.nfi
attempt to student
and makes a rather bad
can no ,onger noId Bppetizing t0 t'rain and gain on
strengthen its stand, men we, tne faith in our newspaper.
Satisfies thirst without that after- student body, have cause to regret
I am not even sure I have the feeling of fullness that often comes
it. Were The Kernel conducted on right to send this letter, because
a true student supported relation- as an Army Specialized Trainee. I from water drinking."
"Becker's pressing club. Agree- ship, the adjudicative powers should can't really be classified as an in- rest with the readers. If a letter is tegral part of the student body. ment I will agree to press FIVE
libelous, those who are affected Nevertheless, the editorial made me sujts Wjthin each calendar month
should protest the case certainly want to back up Caudill and find Ftarting the first day of January
not a news organism that should out whether or not The Kernel has 1916 t0 tne last day of June 1916 for
endeavor to present both sides of become decadent and swerved from $300 to any one joining the pressing club, providing I get five hunthe story and take no official stand. its true aim.
dred members before January 1,
Dictatorial Control
I certainly hope not.
1916. Twelve cents per suit."
To speak out boldly and claim a
"Ada Meade superior vaudeville.
Yours very truly.
is malicious is to assume
letter
$1.00 worth for 10c." The advertisemediately dictatorial control of per- Private Kenneth C. Spear
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serve the process and direct the
men in their work. Creeping
out on the scaffolding, to make
sure that the men were doing a
good job, we struck up a con- versalion with one of the work- ers. We expressed our belief
that slate roofing is the lcst
possible, therefore for what rea- son were they replacing it? The
answer we received was a la- conic. "Sure, slate's good for a
lifetime, but that slate's life is
over!"

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1 he workers have constructed
a contraption on the roof (we
were told that it's railed a
"wench"-b- ut
we doubt it) w ith
which thev hoist up the neces-sarv materials. A few nights ago.
some of the girls got together
and tried to hoist a man up to
me iooi. sjuiy inc tiioiis i
the sturdiest Phvs Ed majors
were employed, but their en- deavors were unsuccessful. The
r as the first
Jcllow R
H,or- - nu ,he s,ht of ,hose fe"
made on
he re pairs
Bovd hall s roof have afforded male facM drooling out of all
the' inm.nts of sain asylum with ,he windows must have fright- .
1 here
IO fuel ol excitement.
..
are men all over-- in
the torri- - n" lo tlcal w,,n ,hcm- - ne
clots, on the roof, on the front j"mPet'- .
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awn;,u over' raving on me
As our current masterpiece of
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distuss-

ing men. (Naturally) "Whith
would you desire most in your
husband-brai- ns,
wealth or an- earancc?" asked one.
".Vpcaranre," snapped the
"and the sooner the lei- t(.i!"
Coiitinuiii" in the same vein,
there is a suposedlv true story
in circulation concerning an old
maid who was the self appointed
judge of morals in a small town,
One dav she observed the car of
one of the town's upright riti- yens parked before a saloon of
respectability. The
spinster, hastily concluding that
the man had been in the saloon
lK'tause his car was parked ai
the curb outside, publicly
the chap.
That evening, the censured
man parked his tar in front of
the old maid's house and left
it there all night!

fraterniiv man, and eat h member of the faculty
will be asked to look through old drawers and
attics to find garments that are no longer of
any use. Thev mav Ik- outdated, they may even
le ripjied in a few plates but if thev are substantial, the little boy in Fiance who is sharing
a shirt with his seven oilier brothers, will find
More than l2.'.(IO(t.(MlO eople are in liberated
or to be
naiions of Europe and of these
more than W.OOO.OOO .ire children. Life and
heal ill is involved in this national crisis, for it
has been seriously allected already by need for
atletpiaie clothing. Tubcrt tilosis, typhus, and
other dread diseases have spread rapidlv among
Italians, Bulgarians. Russians, Hungarians, Chinese and elsewheie among the victims of the
Axis aggressors.
Perhaps your old sweater will help a Belgian
tliild. who must stav al home while his mother
washes the one shirt the familv owns.
" Perhaps a pair of shoes that are now too small
for you will keep a tliild in Holland from de- form i no-- his feci because of ilip mule nhcws hn
has lecn wearing.
ii'i'il ! iiriiin ilmrn,'! ic .ti'imr wyt vli
III
a.
n i;iv.
vi
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have died from exixisure due to the lack of suf- .
fluent clothing as have died from starvation.
The 44 United Nations are giving von a chance
to help them jxrsonally
this nationwide
drive for overseas relief.

Opinion

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What Can You Spare?
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'APRIL 20,

THE SALT

ford. Marjorle Wyant, Martha Hagan, Jane Hunt Clark. Pat
Burnett, Juliette Jones, Martha Yates. Marilyn Mitchell, Jane
Hammersley. Al Keynolds,
Olsh, Ruth Perlmutter,
Tommy
Oeorge Bcrkwitli, Edwin Gaines.
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iHall Haekett and Al Reynolds are
both knocking themselves out trying
to discover Sue Flynn's "one weak
ness." Al is being the silent type.
In the meanwhile. Al is working on
the Marian Yates project.
Then there was Dick Hunley who
was making violent love to every-- ,
one's date, last Friday night.
Joe Benewiti's project for the
weak is Brewster Phelps.
Surprise Engagement. Heh! Hehl
Betty Park and Billy Cos.
To be sure, all of the sisters had
to line up at the door to receive
Doris Pollitfs man of mystery,
George Kendall.
Gwen Pare is expecting a ring to
arrive this week end brought by
the lucky guy himself.
The great Billy Hall has arrived,
and Mary Lou Patton has been
floating to classes via a pink cloud.

What Goes On There . .
colleagues at all faculty meetings,
was
a strong supporter of
registering the students three days
so they'd have time to settle
down before classes oegan.
No Swing Music
Consistent with the professor's
theories of discipline was his hearty
disapproval 01 au music not stncuy
ul a classical vein and he violently
opposed swing music. He himself
of a
his front
often Mt
summer's evening listening to the
of tne thrush m the mac busn- calculating the
M and carefuiiy
numbeT of false notes. Because Pro- fMSOr Truehean was colorblind, he
had nis youngest son observe the
and determine how many of
,ne snades clashed.
Trueheart family regularly
attended all Tennessee athletic con
tests and the professor kept box
scores during the progress of each
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ball, football or oasKetDaii. Hp honed
to catch the umpire making a mistake in public.
ture book he had used for the last
One dav when Professor Trueheart
Ml itii4 rc
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iriPA
-was walking across State Street near
Professor Trueheart marked his ex- - the Strand theater, he halted horror
poster of
before
amination papers on a graded scale. struckwavworth a in
hnthinir suit,
d
of the what
placing an even
think he saw The
m tiers below 70 and recularlv ad artist had spelled her name "Hey- vocateil benefits of exactitude to his worth." The good man stood in the
Fable Tennessee prof:
This is the fable of Professor
Trueheart Ph D MA M F and
He was known to one and all
as a sharp man with a rule book,
Professor Trueheart was so careful
that each morning before he brushed
ms tpe(h hp rpread he directions on
the tube so he wouldn't make any
mistakes.
At exactly 7:35 a m.
ed hus breakfast egg for 3.148 mm- . K.a..l;,
uirs unu n
of salt (dehydrated!. One quarter of
an hour later the professor would
take readings from the barometer,
thermometer and weather vane to
determine the number of layers of
clothing he should wear across the
campus.
He arrived at Ayeres Hall exactly
five minutes before the hour chimed
which gave him time to hang his
Ul
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hflotippr! to Professor riooriemanm

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middle of the street trying to deter- mine whether he could contact the
manager of the theater more
ly by telephoning him from the
Ithaca Hotel or by walking over to
the box office.
Villian Enters
As he was dividing tne speed
by tne distance to tne theater,
gn Eddy Street bus tore down tne
hiU
driver was munching a ba?
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Trueneart was standing in the mid-t- he
die of the street until the professor-vocatio- n
ja, de. had been knocked over the
marqile; of tne Dutch Kitchen and
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fhe bus stalled
ke punched the front tire
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It was a terrible tragedy.
No one ever again noticed that
Rita's last name shouTd be spelled
with an "a."
I'nrrersity of Tenn'sse

On the blackboard in a third-floSamford classroom is a sentence
which last week read. "There win
be no more classes in English this
quarter." Next day the c" wu
dropped from "classes." This could
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