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The Nashville boys limped off their own back yard last year with the
long end of the score, but Kentucky's husky line had given them such a
drubbing that they have decided to take a year off and rest. And now
the Commodore freshmen have the fever. The Kentucky Kittens spend
most of their time in learning the fundamentals of the Damage system
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brlgiffst prospects for a frosh team In years, and with a lusty desire for
Vanderbllt'S .hide, they will have to be content to cast their lot elsewhere.
Vandy's first year niefl say no. they do not choose to play.

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Athletics

pins"

the Cubs arc afraid of pitchers who
can put over a sizzling fast ball, Ty
Cobb has said In an Interview with
the United Press.
Cobb, who has been having the
greatest difficulty explaining to
British newspaper men what the
game of baseball Is all about, said
ho was considering two offers to become president of National League
clubs.
He has not decided, however, whether he wants to return to
baseball or pass the rest of his life
traveling and hunting.
"I am sure of one thing," the
Georgia Peach said, "even If I was
starving to death, I never would
manage another ball club. It's the
meanest Job In the world."
Cobb last played with the Athletics. That was In 1927. Before that
he was manager of the Detroit Tigers. Last year Cobb was supposed
to manage the Baltimore team In
the International League, but he did
not go through with the deal.
"I have been traveling on the continent for three months with my
family to sec if I can forget all
about baseball," Ty said. "I am
happy to say I had such a good
time seeing Europe's wonders that 1
hardly cared whether I saw more

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HENRY CLAY ROOM

SUKY DANCES?

The ban Is off. The SuKy Circle can have their dances. And the
"greatest band in Dixie" can again trod the sod of foreign fields, and fill
the hearts of the Kentucky Wildcats with the spirit that makes Kentucky
"rite." Dean Melcher said this week that he could see no reason why the
dances should not be resumed.
A number of years ago the football men at Kentucky asked that
dances at the University be suspended until after Thanksgiving, as their
work was made less Joyful when others were playing. The-rulwas enacted in fairness to the football men. Later, however, the SuKy Circle petitioned for dances before that time in order to make up money to send
the Kentucky band on the "trips." The petition was granted. In 1927,
it seems that the privilege was abused by promiscuous violations of the
Eighteenth Amendment. Accordingly, the petitions were refused last
year to the supreme disgust of many.
Now It's all over. The Student Council water wagon last year did a
thriving business and Kentucky is again on her goqd behavior. All that
remains to be done is petitioning on the part of SuKy. SuKy has the

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Women
students rank higher scholastlcally
than men students at Indiana Unl- announced. The average of all co- -'
cds was 1.6532 and of men students
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Sorority members fell be-- 1
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Ben: "Why the tooth brush In
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Zlne: "Y'scc, I'm a graduate of
Colgate, and that's my class pin."

Editor of the Dally Iowan
Baflled at the first attempt to
gain reinstatement to the Big Ten,
Hawkcye officials will now make a
complete survey of the situation and
attempt to right any wrongs.
Dr, E. H. Laucr, new director of
athletics, has recommended to President Jcssup that the chairmanship
of the athletic council be vested in
a lay member of the faculty.
Dean C. C. Williams, of the college of engineering, has been appointed. He presided over the first
meeting Tuesday. The change was
made to assure the complete faculty
control of athletics, a fault found
by the Big Ten officials before. The
change of the council from an advisory body to an executive board
In charge of athletics was made at
the meeting Tuesday, also on recommendation of Dr. Lauer.
By the presentation of a resolution to President Jcssup eligibility
of athletes will be properly certified,
according to the move made by the
council Tuesday, In accordance to
Big Ten rules. This was done under the regime of Paul E. Belting,
former director of athletics.
The time for again petitioning for
reinstatement has not been set. Dr.
Laucr has been making a complete
survey this summer and more of It
will be heard at future meetings of
the council.

Welcome
Students!

With the statement of C. R. Melcher, dean of men, that no rushing
would be allowed until after September 17, all freshmen who received
their pins in high school diplomatically placed them inside a pocket.
Vague reports of hazing have vanished from the minds of the incoming
frosh as the Greeks dust off the door mat and treat them like long lost
brothers. Ah I but could they read their fates In the dim future.

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KENNETH KESTNER

STUDENTS RANK
HIGHER THAN THE MEN

WOMEN

Iowa Seeks to Right
Wrongs That Caused
Big Ten Suspension

LET US PRAY

The Praying Colonels are pointing for TenrieSJce. They have named
intentions of
their tackling dummy "Hack and Mack" and have iiOUC
smearing these dashing southern gentlemen into Knoxville mtjd on September 28. We only hope that a remnant of the Colonel team w'A! be left
following the contest to face Kentucky's blue wall. Let us pray.

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Cobb said he was extremely sorry the cricket season had closed In
England, for he wanted to see aj
match. However, he thought cricket
would be too slow a game to be In- -'
terestlng.
"Baseball Is Americas greatest
training,"
he avowed.
character
"Baseball taught Americans Initiative, quick thinking and democracy.
That's why we arc striding ahead
of the rest of the world."
Cobb deplored the
of baseball, asserting It
was the public's right to have sport
and not business.
In order to promote baseball In
London, Cobb will give a short demonstration of the tactics of the game
there. After that he will go to
Keith, Scotland, to shoot grouse as
the guest of Isaac Sharpc, and sail
for New York aboard the Bremen
on the 26th.

Ever hear that, Win Ed?

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"Fuzzy," a member In good standing of PI Sigma Kappa fraternity,
and an unnamed brother, spent the summer In a cage on a Fayette county farm that Is, part of the summer conditioning for the 1929 football
season. "Fuzzy" Is the veteran wildcat, owned and operated by "Wildcat"
Johnson.
cage last July, and the
Training grew monotonous In the three-fofearless "Fuzzy" plotted with his brother to flee Into the great beyond.
And then It happened. The worthy farmer, while stirring about at daybreak one bright morning, found the empty cage mute evidence of the
genius of "Fuzzy." But not for long. Upon hearing that one of the
brothers was roaming the trackless wilderness, the Phi Slgs arrived in
haste and In an effort to apprehend him, set a number of traps. "Fuzzy,"
unused to the ways of the world, walked into the snares, and will return
for the Maryvlllc game In his gilded cage.

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NIGHT FOOTBALL

For centuries it has been within the element of Wildcats to roam the
forests after the shades of night have fallen. These animals have brought
terror to the hearts of the bravest when the moon was dullest. You who
have heard the chorus of the alley cat at midnight understand.
Kentucky's felines will try out their "night eyes" on Maryvllle on Saturday
night, October 5. Back in 1926 Maryvllle held U. K. to a 13 to 6 score
and In 1927 paralyzed the team with a 6 to 6 tie. Anyone believing that
Kentucky holds a handful of aces should take a peek over Maryville's
shoulder for a royal flush before closing the pot.
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Here is the case of one who did.
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nearly the length of the field he
found the panting photographer
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crossed the goal line.
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