THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
In Dixie' Ready for Football JUNIOR
U. K. IS HOST TO
Six Hundred Hoys and Girls
Visit University; McVcy
and Sampson Speak
A Pretty Sponsor
To Look Further
CHICAGOPlucked from a cloud
of figures at the American Statistical Association's meeting today
was some interesting information
as to the what's new among the
The center of the universe has
Astronomers have reached the
conclusion that the nucleus of the
earth's galaxy of stars, of which
the sun is an infinitesimal mem-h- Is in the constellation saeittararius. Prof. Harlow Shapley of
The earth is estimated to be
about 47,000 light years distant
from this center of the universe.
The observations which lead to
the discovery were obtained from
study on Harvard
photographic plates of several hundred stars.
WAIT AND SEE
"I hear you are not going to marry Mr. Newcome after all. Why is
"Oh, father thinks- his position
enough and mother
thinks he is too old for me. My
aunts think he Is too
to make a satisfactory husband, and
my Uncle Jim says he has heard
rumors about him. My cousins tell
me he Is a flirt, and I
"Yes, and you what do you think
about it all?"
"Oh, I think I ought to wait until he asks me." London Tidbits.
There Is No Use
After a recent appearance at the
Kentucky State Fair at Louisville,
Elmer O. Sulzer's crack University
of Kentucky band is looking lor-wawith zeal to the opening of
thn football season when the mcm- bcrs can parade before the plaud-lt- s
of thousands who in the past
,havc acclaimed that the wearers of
blue and white constitute the
"best band south of the Mason and
Under the direction of Mr. Sul-izand the leadership of Walter
with that inHoeing as drum-majo- r,
spiring little lady from the South-jwe- st
adding a touch of piquant
feminism, the band is practicing
intricate formations for the com-'in- g
Thprn will be several surorises in
the way of formations this year,
even to those who in the past have
said that the band could not possibly be improved.
Hearing this, Director Sulzer envisioned more worlds to conquer.
Thp march of his ideas is a secret
nnH will continue Just that until
game time. All who are curious
will have to wait until Gamage has
a game, but this year's efforts
promise to be something for which
to abide in patience,
cnnt.rarv to usual conditions at
this time of the year, the band Is
already in excellent practice, having done much marching at the
state fair. Visitors at the fair saw
several of the more simple parade
formations and heard the thrilling
music played by the boys. But all
of that was, in a way, preparation
for the opening of school.
Football time is band boy time
at the University and Mr. Sulzer
urges all who want to be a band
member to see him at once so that
vacancies may be filled as quickly
ns nossible. First come will be first
served providing they are musicians of the caliber the director usually demands.
Prior to their engagement at the
fair, the band members crave a pro
gram over radio station WHAS, of
Then they entered up
on their daily programs at the f air
About fifty men comprised the
personnel of the band at the fair.
They were as follows:
Louisville; Wilbur Wortman, Belle- Ohio; Beryl Boaraus,
Warsaw; Griffin Sublettr, Owens- boro; Edwards Templin, Lexing
ton; W. F. Lucas, Louisville. Bass
George Lee, Lexington; Elmer
Williams. Lexington; Elmer Neu-ma- n,
Louisville. Baritones Hugh
Adcock, Hopkinsvllle; William HenAlto W.
ry Young, Lexington.
Frederick Greer, Paris; Scotts Davenport, Maysville; C. W. Bean, Lexington. Bass drum Charles M111I-ke- n,
Lexington. Cymbals Ed. P.
Snare drum Ben
Stark, New York City; Ed. Green,
Ashland. Piccolo and flute Wal- -
The ninth annual Junior Week
was held at the University in June,
with a registration of GOO boys nnd
girls, 100 county nnd home agents,,
nnd club lenders from 80 counties, j
Miss Virginia Asbury, president of
the Kentucky Association of Boys'
Clubs, presided nt the
first convocation, and President
Frank L. McVey delivered the welcoming address to the Juniors.
The boys were assigned to classes
Judging beef, hogs, sheep and dairy
cattle, and the girls to classes studying music, health and hygiene, beauty culture, home making and dressmaking. County teams demonstrated the application of improved farm
and home practices and prizes were
awarded to the winning teams.
Other prizes given were: a trip to
Chicago to the boy or girl doing the
best Judging of baked foods, and
gcther some of the recent findings I dehydration, they part with certain
of the many ways in Which slight absorbed constituents.
electrical effects manifest them"One of the first of these to be
selves in the body.
freed is electricity; n change of cn-- 1
He holds that resistance to dis- ergy occurs, heat Instead of electriease Is the one vital factor in health, cal energy being liberated, thus exnnd that If the resistance Is high plaining why, when
gain n footing In the body,
enough, no kind of Infection can
the victim exhibits n rise in tern- -,
This resistance, he says, depends
on the state of the protein parti"The fight between the invnded
The proteins arc called the nnd the lnvndcr bolls down to being one for the retention of clec-- 1
life carriers of the body. They are
complex substances, forming an Im- trlclty. If the parasites lose their
electricity, their bodies break up
portant part of body cells.
"If nn Invader," says Dr. McDon-ng- h, and go into true solution as do the
"'cither of a bacterial or a protein particles of the body when
chemical nature, is able to subject the InVadcr gets the upper hand.
the protein particles to a dehydra"Since the battle is of such a slm-- J
tion, disease is caused the term in- pie nature, It becomes quite clenr
fection being used when the invad-c- r that the sole aim of treatment is
When the I to restore to the body's protein parprotein particles are subjected to ticles, the electrons they have lost."
another trip to the best Judging of
canned foods; n trip to Chicago to
the winner of the style show; $23
each to the boy nnd girl winning
the health contest; Implements nnd
tools were given to the tenms winning the terracing contest,
The girls were housed In Patterson nnd Boyd hnlls nnd the boys nt
the Men's dormitory; all visitors
had their menls nt the University
Features of the week were nn address by Gov. Flcm D. Sampson, an
excursion by n special train io
Frankfort, n visit by Miss Frances
Reed, the outstanding club girl in
the United States, nnd a model initiation given by the members of
the Rush county club from Indiana.
Electricity Is Held
Cause of Disease
Theory Given Medical Association Reveals Electrical
Effects on the Body
A theory that there Is fundamentally only one disease, due to loss
of electrical balance In the body,
has been presented to the Interstate Post Graduate Medical Association of North America.
The author Is Dr. J. E. R. Mc
Donnell, surgeon of the London.
Lock Hospitals. His Ideas bring to
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Sponsor Leura Pettigrew, Hur
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