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By MARTIN R. GLENN

TO THE UNIVERSITY
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We are holding to our old prices: Haircut, 40c,
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blue and white caps surge about
the campus. A bevy of bright-eye- d
co-epromenade here and there
displaying feminine pulchritude and
shapely ankles. Breezes whisper of
romance, shadows reflect rhapsody
and the twang In the morning air
makes our motors flutter like the
breath of the unktssed bride.
Concurrent with the advene of
this autumnal season of "whoopee"
Is the revival of this weekly column
dedicated to all glorious guzzlers,
woozy warblers, rakes, scallawag3
and others who believe In the joy
of living.

Prodding the prong of truth in
the putrid bolls on the neck of humanity Is no new Job for "Squirrel
Food." It will continue to hewe
close to the cuticle whenever a
whiff Indicates that all is not according to Hoyle. It will strictly adhere to its former policies advocating Helland high-wate- r,
free lova
and nickel beer, light rhymes and
Jeers, embroidered underwear and
bare legs.

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The
"rush" rules
that were adopted last spring were
not given a try this fall. Although
the substance of the scholarly manuscript of fraternal legislation may
Ihave been good, nothing les3 than
a Philadelphia lawyer could have
interpreted some of its provisions.
Therefore, the annual fall rushing
period was rderley another Grecian
feud with fraternities battling with
one another in an attempt to hang
a gaudy pin on an innocent victim from some "hick" town where,
If the iceman takes over three minutes for delivery, the lady next door
slips in the back way to borrow a
cup of sugar.
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The gridiron is more than a sea
of faces to the trained eye of a
woman whose taste in clSthes
is unquestionable. She sees a
gathering of smartly dressed
women, and those who trust in
Lowenthal pass the test with
:olors flying...

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gladiators have swung into action down on Stoll Fields, the
Centre Colonels have again resorted to earnest prayer and
supplication that they may arise
and smite the host of the
enemy. The only obstacle in
this sapernatnral arrangement
is that the Presbyterians have
no Moses to open the turbulent
sea of Wildcat linemen for
them. This, however, does not
affect the morale of the dear old
Centre boys who are slowly
rounding Into shape for their
noteworthy meet with the In- -

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He advanced to the plate and
prepared himself for action. It
came right at him and then curved
over the plate. He struck at it and
missed. Ho pulled himself together
and swore to do better next time.
Once more he swung and missed.
He decided to wait. The next time
it was too high. He made no effort to hit. He firmly set his muscles
and became more determined than
ever. This time it went directly
over the plate. He struck at it and
connected. "A fly?" asked a voice.
"Yes," he said, "one less fly In
the University cafeteria."

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the sake of safety, don't forget your
handkerchief.
It was very amusing to sec one
of the local theaters give a big
publicity flare to a picture that
is coming to an opposition house.
In a short subject the Kentucky
exhibited this week there appeared considerable footage "plugging"
product, "Hollywood
an
Revue." How's that for putting
money in the other man's pocket?
A great star in silent pictures is
making his talking debut in "The
Argyle Case," a Warner Bros, picture
which opens at the Kentucky theater Sunday. Thomas Melghan is
said to have a perfect talkie voice
and the picture has enjoyed good
runs where it has been shown, according to "Variety" reports. Although mystery murders and other
criminal activities have been rubber
stamped by the Hollywood film moguls it is said that "The Argyle
Case" has several unique twists in
Its story. And, by the way, I wish
that the talking picture or some
kind soul would advise me as to the
correct pronunciation of Mr. Melg-han- 's
name. Send 'em in, folks!
Believe It or not but I heard
two freshmen in a hot argument
in the lobby of the Strand the
other day as to whether or not
the pictures really talked. One
insisted that they did and the

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With Miss Alncy Alba, Mr. Charles
A. Browne, and a distinguished
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Current Attractions in Brief
"Show Boat," Ben All, Universal
picture. One of those really great
productions that deserve a second
run. Sec It again. I suppose I raved enough about this last spring.
"Past Company," Kentucky, Paramount picture. A mildly amusing
piece with Evelyn Brent, "Skcet3"
Gallagher.
"Our Modern Maidens," Strand
M. G. M. picture. Good performance from Anita Page. Picture fair.

"COQUETTE"
"JONSEY"
"CRIME"
"Paris Bound"
"BROADWAY"
"HOLIDAY"
"IRENE"

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tcrnatlonal Correspondence
School. Although the I. C. S.
lads arc expected to employ a
postal attack, the Colonels are
conceded to Have an even break.
The game will bc'rcfcrccd by
the Ku Klux Klan, umpired by
the Knights of Columbus and
the proceeds will go to the athletic fund at the University of
Kentucky. The winner of this
infesting straggle will meet the
LaSallc Extension University.

Ah, ah, Tls September. The glor
ious month of county fairs, foot-- I
ball, horse racing and hay fever. A
'score of green but willing fresh
men have laid selge to the peaceful blue grass metropolis. A sea of

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other must lie from Missouri.
There have been countless
colcglate pictures produced,
but now Universal comes along with
the first all talking production of
its kind which hears the altruistic
title of "College Love." It will open
at the Strand theatre Sunday. It
was also my pleasure to witness this
picture a few weeks ago and many
parts of it arc very enjoyable. The j
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cast from a scrless of
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the "Collegians," perform admirably
in "College Love ' and the good old
hokum has been laid on on In double layers. There arc some catchy
tunes and a highly exciting football
game In the picture. George Lewis,
Dorothy Gulliver, of the chameleon
coiffure, and Eddie Phillips and
Haydcn Stevenson head the cast.

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