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THK KENTUCKY
How she ever achieved this
would be a story of too great length
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"All Beautiful"
Never Before Have the Freshman Girls
Shown Such Charm; Confirmed
Bachelors Feel the Urge
KENT
"They nrc nil beautiful," one
upper classman was heard explaining to another ns he watched a
co-egroup of Freshman
trip
across the campus green. And that
Is just about the concensus of opinion among the entire student body
at this University, not excepting the
young beauties themselves.
Never before in the history of
the institution has there been such
lovely forms, such charm, such vivacious faces and cute dresses as adorn
the classrooms (and Senior arms).
From these premises it will not
be surprising if all the male students make lower grades than last
year, even flunk and get married
before school again opens. But they
cannot be blamed for it! Even the
confirmed bachelors are having
their suits pressed and their hair
curled in the hope that some dainty
By MALCOLM

young thing will take their heart
for a ride through the land of romance.
The writer does not mean to cast
disparaging remarks about the rest
of the girls in fact he is not even
thinking of them. They know too
much about books and all that sort
of thing to be inspiring.
Of course, they "ain't" what they
used to be, for they used to be
Freshmen. Oh that those grand and
glorious days would come back, if
only for a fleeting moment I The
old campus would indeed be a
heaven with all the girls Just off
the green. 'Tls a sad and truly lamentable fact I
The story is related, whether true
or not, that once upon a time a
beautiful and modest maiden came
to the University where, in her first
year at this institution, she was a
Freshman, and at the same time, n

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to tell in this limited space, but
nevertheless she was.
Most girls, you know, are either
a Freshman or a co-cbut seldom
both. That is the reason so many
of them lack that indefatigable
something which renders the male
heart as so much Jcllo. It Is also the
reason that so many go through col
lege a failure. But to get back to
the story.
co-e- d
female
This Freshman
went with a big strong football
player who was the star of his team
He was her hero, the apple of her
eye, if one must get fruity. One
night they were looking at the stars,
That is, she was looking at him and
he was looking at her eyes, when
they fell into a discussion of knowledge. Both were so impressed with
their thoughts that they decided to
study their lessons the rest of the
semester.
Thus a beautiful romance was
shattered and they quarreled ever
afterwards when they saw each
other.
Moral to new co-edon't go
with a football star. It is much bet
tcr to have dates with an anaemic
dissipated bookworm. It is even better to have no dates nt all. Your
whole lives will be ruined, rather
your whole college lives. Do you
wonder why? Well, here Is the
answer:
A football star is a star only six
weeks a year, while the bookworm
shines all of the time. But why talk
about all of this?
arc so
These Freshman co-ebeautiful Ah, ne'er was there pen
facile enough to tell about them I
In a feminine manner, Patterson
hall speaks for herself.

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Captain Clyde Grady of Fort Ben
nlng, Georgia, an alumnus of the
University who is distinguished in
military, political and Journalistic
fields, will be the only new professor
of military science and tactics this
year.
Captain Grady was born in Hen
derson county, Kentucky, and at
tended the University, receiving his
A. B. in 19S2 and his M. A. in 1903.
He served in the World War, and in
1923 he was stationed in the Chil- koot Barracks, Haines, Alaska, the
post to which Major Basil D.
Spauldlng, formerly of the depart
ment of military science, has recently been assigned.
After two years' service in Alaska,
Captain Grady went to Fort Ben-nin- g,
Georgia, where he remained
until his appointment here. He has
held several public positions, and is
the author of numerous magazine
and newspaper articles on various
subjects.

Dr. W. D. Funkhouser and Prof,
S. Webb, noted University of
Kentucky archeologists, have been
delving into the private lives of
prehistoric races during the past
summer with great success.
Dr. Funkhouser, dean of the
Graduate School of the University,
has unearthed in Logan county
near Lewisburg a site which was
occupied at various times by two
prehistoric races.
He discovered
that one race had cremated their
dead while the more recent one
buried their departed in stone
graves.
The finding of a communal crematory pit full of burned and charred bones; a sacrificial mound and
Heavy-foote- d
Dancer: "May
altar with the remains of human have the last dance with you?" I
sacrifice, the opening of Ave burial
Partner (coldly): "You've Just
mounds and the locations of many had it."
skeletons has constituted Dr. Funk- houser's work in the mound region.
It is believed that these discoveries made in Logan county will
add to the knowledge of ancient
life in Kentucky more than any
other explorations heretofore made.
The burial field where Dr. Funkhouser worked covers three acres
and is thickly covered with brush
and second-growt- h
timber. It is
difficult to work because of roots
of trees. There are 67 mounds on
the site, some of them very large.
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In Kentucky, went to Logan county during the first session of summer school to plot the ground. Immediately at the close of the summer school term, Professor Webb
Joined Dr. Funkhouser for further
research.

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