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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

FRIDAY EDITION
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UNIVERSITY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

VOL. XXVII

'37 KENTUCKIAN
POST OFFICE

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Annual Picture Record Of U
K. Life, Dedicated To Arts
And Science College, At
Student Disposal

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home-comin-

Pershing Riflemen
Will Compete Tonite
In Drills At Illinois
Pershing Rifles, commanded by
Cadet Col. Robert L. Stivers, entrained yesterday afternoon for the
University of Illinois, where tonight
they will meet eight other universities in a drill competition that the
University has won for the last five
years.

Individual drill competition will
be held Saturday morning, with the
University entering three men, William Boaz. Frank Davis, and Wick-llf-fe
Hendry. The University has
won this competition for the last
two years with Harry Bullock victorious in 1935 and Arthur Plum
mer in 1936. First and second place
awards will be given in this com-

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Classes Freed At 11 o'Clock
As 1 4th Annual Festivity
Gets Under Way With
Convocation

May Day Program
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The complete program for SuKy's May

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Athletic Photos And Beauty
Portraits Are Finest
In History

all stand out with astonishing
clearness for a book as large as the
annual.
Featured as one of the special at
tractions of the book, are candid
camera shots of the campus, includ
ing pictures of last year's May Day,
g
the
day celebrations,
and various and sundry campus big
shots at work and at play. The
latest of all the Innovations In the
Kentucklan is the section called
"Shots of the Campus," which gives
a collection of thumb-na- il
accounts
of the activities of the fraternities,
sororities, and independents.
It's
the first time we've seen an ac
count of fraternity activities in
print.
The section on athletics is a fine
summary of the work of the footfall, basketball, track, tennis, and
golf teams, with enough pictures of
the athletes to delight both the
boys on the team and .the coeds.
We've saved the "Beauties" for
last. The pictures of the prettiest
girls are the best that have ap
peared In any annual up to the
present time. Smooth, and finished
looking, the photographs measure
up in all cases to the beauty of the
girls they depict.
Enough of this! Get your an
nual today, and seniors, don't for
get to bring your receipts.

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Convocation, Float Parade,
Coronation, Field Activities,
Dance Fill May Day Menu

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CANDID CAMERA SHOTS
ARE ROOK'S FEATURE

By GRACE SILVERMAN
Dedicated to the College of Arts
and Sciences, the 1937 Kentucklan,
with Its blue and white cover bear
ing the seal of the University, will
go on sale this morning at 8 o'clock
In the University post office.
The first few pages are devoted
to honoring President McVey, Gov
ernor Chandler, and Dean Boyd,
and bear, we are happy to say, re
cent pictures of those gentlemen.
Photographs of Boyd hall, the science lab, and the Administration
building serve to create the aca
demic atmosphere necessary for the
appreciation of a school annual.
All the topic titles are printed in
blue ink, and the senior and Junior pictures, the honoraries, the so
rority and fraternity sections, the
section devoted to housemothers

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Authentic In every detail In uniform, the University Confederate
squad, commanded by Harry Bulexhibilock, will give a
tion of drilling as it was done In the
War between the States.
Other universities that will take Palmore,
House Are
part In the drills are Ohio State,
Election
Dayton, Akron, Cincinnati, Indiana. Selected
Western Kentucky State Teachers'
Snedeker, Laval, Wunderlich,
College, Illinois, and Michigan.
Sparks, Hume, Hawkins
The University Pershing Rifle
company Is composed of 35 memAlso In WAA Race
80 students
bers. Approximately
composed the group which enNominations for officers of the
Women's Athletic Association for
trained yesterday.
the coming year were made at a
meeting of the council Wednesday
UNION COMMITTEE
APPOINTED BY McVEY afternoon in the office of Miss Rebecca Averlll. Election of these ofA committee to consider the matficers will be held on Tuesday, May
ter of furniture and equipment for 11, from 10 a. m. until 4 p. m., in
the Student Union building now Miss AveriU's office.
Runelle Palmore and Frances
under construction has been appointed. President McVey's office House were nominated for presithe womdent and
announced yesterday.
The committee is composed of an receiving the most votes to beDean Sarah Blandlng, Prof. E. W. come president, and the other nomRannells, Prof. Laura Deephouse, inee to be
Other
Miss Dorothy Murrell, and Mr. H. nominations were Eleanor Snedeker,
Roger Brown,
Martha Hawkins, and Sue D.
Sparks for secretary, and Dorothy
BANQUET
Wunderlich, Josephine Hume, and
Frances Laval for treasurer.
Selection of the candidates was
Annual University High junior-seni- or
banquet, given by Juniors of made by the W. A. A. council which
the school for members of the grad- is composed of four seniors, Mary
uating class, was held last night In Edith Bach, Dorothy Harris, Rosemary Clinkscult-g- , and Mary Austin
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Dance Planned
For May 15
hop of the
Last
year will be held from 9 to
12
o'clock Saturday night,
. May 15. The usual admission
will be charged and the proceeds will go to the student
loan fund. The orchestra for
the dance has not yet been
selected, according to Dean
T. T. Jones.

STROLLER HEAD
Elected President To Succeed
Randolph, Retired Because
Of Point System; Banquet
To Be Held Thursday
Joy Edgerton

was elected

presi

dent of Strollers, student dramatic
organization,
to succeed Eleanor
Randolph, at a meeting Tuesday
afternoon lu the Administration
building. Other officers elected were
Eleanor Randolph, treasurer, and
Power Prichard, publicity agent.
Miss Randolph was unable to retain the presidency because of the

campus point system which prevents her from being president of
two organizations at the same time.
She is the president of Kappa Delta
sorority.
A banquet will be held Thursday,
May 13, in honor of the new members of the organization.
Plans were discussed for the fall
production of Strollers, which is to
be a musical comedy with original
music. It will be presented sometime in November. The dialogue
for the production will be by Donald
Irvine and Clarance McCarroll, and
Chauvet and
the music by Bet-bPower Prichard.
PHILHARMONIC PLAYS
University

philharmonic

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tra, under the direction

MEETHANOVER

its fourth straight victory tucked
away, the Wildcat track team will
meet the Hanover College thinlies
in a dual meet at 2 p. m. tomorrow
on the enemy's track in Hanover,
Indiana.
As this is the last tilt on the
schedule for the 'Cats, a victory
over Hanover would give the Kentucky team an undefeated season
and would start Coach C. F. Strip-liwho is serving his first year as
mentor of the Blue and White, with
a clean record.
Captain Ben Willis, who is entered in the 100- - and
dashes and the two hurdle events,
and, Dave Rogan, star distance run
ner, who will be in the mile, two
mile, and half mile runs, will be the
spear head of the Wildcat's attack.
Rogan, one of the South's leading
distance runners, ran the two miles
in 10:10.1, the fastest time made
in this event by any Southeastern
runner during last week's meet, In
winning this event from Tennessee
Saturday.
These two stars will be ably assisted In the field events by Nevers,
Carlisle, and Simpson, who Is Increasing his distance every week, is
given little chance of losing the
javelin throw. Against Tennessee
he won the Javelin event with a toss
of 184 feet 3 Inches and then immediately after it was over threw
the pole 189 feet.
In the past week. Carlisle has
been Jumping over 20 feet In the
broad Jump and is capable of doing
5 feet 10 Inches in the high Jump.
His first Jump of 22 feet 2 Inches
against the Vols was the one which
won this event for the 'Cats. Nevers,
weight thrower, has been improving in the discus throw and is
threatening 130 feet with his tosses.
After the meet with Hanover,
Coach Strlplln will give his charges
a week of Intense practice In preparation for the Southeastern track
meet, which will take place at Birmingham next week-enand to
which he Is planning to send the
strongest Kentucky team that has
ever participated in a Conference
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Kernel Sponsored College Night
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Mothers
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Of Many Students
Attend Day's
Proceedings

By DAVE SALVERS
With an abundance of gals, glamor, and gayety, of flowers, floats,
and fun, the University will celebrate today its 14th annual May
Day, under the sponsorship of Suky
Circle, beginning with a convocation at 11 a. m., including a parade
followed by coronation ceremonies
and a varied program of specialties
on Stoll field, and climaxed by a
dance tonight in the Alumni

Senior Honorary
Will Tap Today
Seventeen Plebes

GOLF TEAM WINS
OVER CINCINNATI

"I sincerely wish that every student who can possibly
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so will

attend the

convoca-

tion this morning In Memorial hall," said T. T. Jones, dean
of men. yesterday in discussing SuKy's May Day convocation scheduled for the fourth
period.
"It is the students' program
and I want them to attend
It," continued, the dean. "I
feel that the program will be
very interesting and well
worth the students' time."

Victory In Dual Meet Will
Give Wildcat Tracksters
All classes will be dismissed after
Clean Slate Of Wins For Russell, Hunter Will Receive 'Cat Mashie Wielders Play In the third hour today in order that
Driving Rain To Defeat students may attend the events.
This Season
Awards As Outstanding
Cincv Divot Diggers On The absence penalty rule will not
Freshmen
be enforced on this holiday, the
Confident of returning home with
Home Course
yester-

of Prof.
Carl Lam pert, gave a concert
Thursday night in the Alvan Drew
meet.
school, Pine Ridge, Kentucky.

In hiBilled as "the hotcha-tops- a
de ho musicals," "Wake Up and
Live," with a galaxy of stars headed
by Walter Wlnchell and Ben Bernle,
will be the feature picture tonight
of The Kernel sponsored College
Night at the Kentucky theater.
Students presenting coupons before 8 o'clock tonight will be admitted for the matinee price of 27
cents. Two students can gain admission on one coupon. "Wake Up
and Live" coupon will be found
elsewhere in today's Kernel.
Besides Wlnchell, the ace of
Broadway columnists, and Bernie,
the ole maestro, the show will In

o'clock

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Annual May Day dance sponsored by Juiky in Alumni
gym with Ray Pearl and his orchestra.

HELEN FARMER

Once A Year The World Shines
On Kentucky For Turf's Glory

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IRENE SPARKS

ELEANOR RANDOLPH

By MARJORIE RIESER
When the world looks with envy
upon Kentucky once every spring,
when thousands of people Journey
to the Bluegrass state and Louis
ville, Its largest city, when hospitality is at its height, when Dame
Fashion turns out in her best, when
black faces beam, when mint Juleps
are a reality, the reason is, as you
have already guessed, the Kentucky
Derby.
This famed classic which will be
held for the 83rd time tomorrow at
historic Churchill Downs In Louisville, brings a passing thought.
How many persons in the mingling
throng. Including you students who
will cut classes to attend, will ever
know the cost of sending a horse
to the po6t?
Taking minor things into con
sideration, the price of the saddle,
which weighs scarcely a pound, is
$50.00; the bridle, $15.00; the colors,
or shirt and cap of the Jockey,
blinkers, $5.50; and leg
$20.00;
wrappers, $2.00.
Entrance fee is $25.00 and if the
horse starts an additional $500.00
is necessary. Jockey's fee depends
on the skill, value, and experience
of the Jockey.
Prices of yearlings are astound
ing. For Instance, last year Man 'O
War colts brought anywhere from
War Admiral, a
$800 to $18,000.
Derby candidate and a son of Man
'O War, would have been in this
group If sold.
The food for a horse amounts to
over a dollar a day. Medicine, doctor's bills, stable help, trainer's and
exercise boy's salary all tend to expand the cost in conditioning a
horse for the mile and a quarter
classic.
If the horse wins, he earns for
his owner between $45,000 and $50,- 000, a gold trophy, a floral wreath
containing 500 red roses and the
glory and glamour that belongs to
such a victory.
If the horse loses his owner will
probably take the attitude that the
best had been done and there is
always tomorrow.

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Coronation ceremonies on Stoll l'ield.
musicalcs and other specialities.
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promptly

Parade starts. Line of niarili is north on Limestone from
campus to Maxwell; west on Maxwell to Broadway; north
on Broadway to Main street; east on Main to Rose street: anil
south on Rose to the stadium.

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Convocation in Memorial hall; pledging ceremonies of
Mortar Board and Lamp and Cross, and presentation of
Sullivan awards.

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SUSAN ANDERSON

Day

is as follows:

clude such stars as Alice Faye, Ned
Kelly and Jack
Patsy
Sparks,
Haley. Wlnchell and Bernle, whose
feuding has amused radio audiences
for years, carry their wisecracks to
the screen In "Wake Up and Live. '
Also on the program will be a
Popeye cartoon, "Never Kick a
Lady;" a traveltalk in technicolor;
a Orantland Rice sportlltjht, and a
musical, "Parade of the Maestros."
A group of old time serials have
been secured, J. D. Ensminger,
manager of the Kentucky announced; and will be presented on
College Night programs In the near

future.

registrar's office announced
Just reversing the score amassed day.
Pledging ceremonies of Mortar
against them last Saturday by the
Dayton University mashie wielders. Board, senior women's honorary,
the University golf team played and Lamp and Cross, senior men's
through a driving rain to an over honorary, and awarding of the Sulto 1V4 victory over livan Medallions, given each year
whelming 16
the University of Cincinnati divot to the man and woman student
diggers Wednesday afternoon on judged the most outstanding in all
the Terrace Park course in Cincin- phases of University life and to a
citizen of the State for meritorius
nati.
Tennessee's crack golfers who de service in some field of endeavor,
feated the Kentucky boys In the will be featured at the convocation
opening game of the season In this morning In Memorial hall.
Knoxville will come to Lexington Pres. Frank L. McVey will preside
to give the Wildcats a chance to and make the awards.
Led by the Queen, her five ateven things up In a match to be
played Saturday afternoon on the tendants, and a court of honor consisting of two representatives of
Ashland golf course.
each sorority and two Independents,
Shooting a par 72 for the Cinand the University band, the ancinnati course, Jack Mohney, num- nual parade will be held at 2 p. m.
ber one man of the Wildcat team, All groups
entering floats in the
was the leader of the demoralizing
parade are asked to have them In
attack on the Bearcats. This bril- front of the Administration buildliant victory marked the 'Cats first ing not later
than 1:30. The route
win on an enemy course this year of
march will be: north on Limeand put an end to the Jinx that has stone from the campus to Maxwell,
dogged them in their
west on Maxwell to Broadway,
games.
north on Broadway to Main street,
"Only one man, Bill Adams, num- east on Main to Rose street, and
ber three man on the team, failed south on Rose to the stadium. Cups
to break 80 in the Clncy match. will be awarded the best float in
However, he was not far off, shootboth mens and womens classes, and
ing an 81 to defeat his man by a a prize will also be given to the
2 to 1 score.
The remaining two most original Individual float. SoroKentuckians, Captain Robert Thax-to- n rity floats will be Judged on beauty,
and Bain Smith, had a 77 and originality, and method In carryAll four team ing out the Idea, while fraternity
a 79 respectively.
members shot exceptionally
good entries will be Judged on humor,
golf under the conditions the ele- originality, and method of carrying
ments imposed upon the match.
out the idea.
Eastern State Teachers College
Coronation ceremonies will begin
will open the Wildcats schedule on Stoll field Immediately following
with other Kentucky teams when the parade. The Queen's throne will
they come from Richmond Monday be set up facing diagonally to the
Honorary Society
afternoon to meet the Lexington south side of the stadium, and those
team on the Ashland course. Al- viewing the program are requested
Elects
though the Richmond boys are al- to sit on the south side only. The
Calhoun, student in ways good golfers, the 'Cats do not Queen will be crowned by the Maid
Dorothy Ann
expect to exercise real difficulty In of Honor. She will then view the
the College of Arts and Sciences, gaining a victory over them.
various specialities.
These include
was elected president of Cwens,
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honorary sophomore women's socie
g
Tuesday McVEY SPEAKER AT
ty, at. a
IlKKEA CONVOCATION
night at the Phoenix hotel, to suc
ceed Mary Jane Roby.
Dr. Frank L. McVey was the
Other officers chosen were Mary
luncheon speaker yesterday at the
Lou McFarland,
Mary Stewart Pile, secretary; Elea- National Educational Buyers assonor Winkler, treasurer; and Susan ciation's seventeenth annual convention at Berea College. A lecture
Jackson, historian.
The twelve new members initiated and a report on various phases of
Admission for the Suky dance
into the organization immediately the buying market was made at an
to be held from 9 to 12 tonight
preceding the dinner were: Elolse earlier session by James S. Shropin Alumni gymnasium, will be
Westendorf, Harriet Hendershot, shire, graduate manager of student
$1.00 at the door instead of fl.25
Jeanne Barker, Mary Lou Dixon, publications at the University.
as previously announced.
Patrica Hamilton, Ruth Peak, Eleanor Rankin, Susan Price, Hazel "TUNE DETECTIVE"
A meeting of the camera club for
TO ENTERTAIN HERE
Perkins, Irene Birk, Betty Elliot,
the election of permanent officers
and Mrs. Ethel Lebus, honorary
Sigmund Spaeth, radio entertainwill be held at 7 o'clock Friday
member.
er and author, has signed a con- night In the Y. M. C. A. room.
tract to give two entertainments for
MRS. ETI1RIDGE TO SPEAK
Members of the Y. W. C. A. sophstudents and faculty on June 18,
Mrs. Mark Etliridge, wife of ths during the first term of summer omore commission will entertain
school, It was announced by Dr. newly elected members at a picnic
general manager of the Courier-Journand Louisville Times, will Jesse T. Adams, director of the Monday, May 10, at Clay's Ferry.
The group will leuvo from the
address a dinner meeting of the summer session.
Mr. Spaeth, sometimes called the Woman's building at 4:30 p. m.
Lexington branch of the American
Association of University Women "Tune Detective" of radio, is the
Alpha Zeta will meet at 7:30
at 8:30 o'clock Tuesday, May 11, at author of "Music For Everybody,"
the Lexington Country club. Mrs. "The Art of Enjoying Music," "The o'clock Monday in the Dairy buildEtliridge is the author of a book of Facts of Life in Populur Song," ing. Officers will be elected for
personal essays, "As I Live and "Read 'Em and Weep," and "The next year. All members should be
there.
Common Ben&e of Music."
Breathe."
Seventeen outstanding members
of the Junior class will be formally
pledged to Lamp and Cross, senior
men's honorary, at the May Day
convocation at 11 a. m. today, in
Memorial hall, James Barton, president, announced yesterday.
Awards as outstanding members
of the freshman class will be given
by the fraternity to John VanCleve
Russell and Freelon Hunter.
Pledges were chosen from the
Junior class on a basis of Initiative,
and campus
scholastic standing,
activities. They are: Ray Brown,
Balfour Connell. Robert Freeberg,
Raymond Lathrem, Charles Mad- dox, Robert Mills, Arthur W. Plum-me- r,
J. Thurman Roberts, Jack
Shanklin. James Stephenson, Rob
ert Stiltz, Eugent Warren, Reynolds
Watklns, Worthington Ensminger,
Robert Evans. Robert Ellison, James
Salter, and Thomaa Spragens.
Russell was chosen as winner of
the honorary's first annual scholar
ship award consisting of tuition for
the sophomore year. He Is from
Honkinsville and is enrolled In the
College of Engineering.
Hunter was chosen the most out
standing freshman, based on schol
arship and activities. A student in
the College of Arts and Sciences,
Hunter is from Buffalo, N. Y. A
plaque bearing his name will be
hung in the Administration build
ing.
A committee composed of Dr. T.
T. Jones, dean of men: Bart Peak,
secretary of the Y. M. C. A.; and
James Barton, president of Lamp
and Cross, made the selections.

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Greetings,
High School

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the state of
Kentucky, your
University offers the
liiindshakc of hospi
tality and welcome. Here on the campus is one
of the nation's most progressive and strife-freinstitutions. Here there is no Communism, no
student embitterment, no sec ret academic groups.
Your University is a refuge for men and women seeking information and the moral strength
to combat and to overcome life's problems.
Springing up on all sides of you are newer
and finer fortresses of knowledge where you may
come to hear and read the wisdom of the faculty
and of the sages.
The College of Engineering is being completely remodeled. In it will be found conveniences for greater study and physical comfort.
Soon there will be constructed an unrivaled
Science building. The College of Law, now
being built, will be the best equipped in the
South.
The Student Union building, which
you may see being founded behind the Alumni
gym, is the answer to the prayers of a decade of
students.
Law, Engineering, Education,
Commerce, Physical Education, History, Biology, and Chemistry are the major courses you
A 200,000-voI-um- e
may pursue at the University.
Library is constantly at your disposal.
There is but little knowledge gathered through
the ages that may not be found somewhere in
our school.
And it is at your University through the medium of athletics that friendships are being kindled with schools in Yankeeland and in the deep
South. Each season the football squad travels
to distant cities bringing Blue Grass greetings
and winning the admiration of the opposition.
Through the power of our basketball teams
Kentucky has won a name respected from coast
to coast and from the Great Lakes to the Gulf
of Mexico.
Other varsity spirts include golf, track, tennis, and boxing. There is ample opportunity
for every man, possessing any athletic prowess,
to win his letter.
The Stoll Field gridiron is an example of
licautiful turf. Our running track, recently con
structcd, is a paradise for sprinters and will delight the competitors in State High School track
meet to be held here soon. Near the men's
dormitories are sixteen splendid tennis courts.
All necessary equipment for gymnasium work
may be found in the department of physical

Students

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education.
Social relationships here on your campus are
replete with famous Kentucky hospitality. There
dances where the student body
are week-enmay convene and enjoy companionship and
hear nationally famous orchestras.
Seventeen fraternities and nine sororities aie
here to offer any prospective student, with
Greek intentions, a chance to join a lodge. Many
other campus clubs woik towards inducing the
students to unite in the proverbial big, happ
d

family.

through the columns of your student newspaper, The Kernel, the University swings ojkti
its portals and says,
"Hello, tome in, and make yourselves at
So

home."

"So great civilization ever has developed
leisure and lived. There are a few, if any indications, that America wilt be any exception.
Given leisure, man will go to sleep
that is, he
will let down, get soft, heiome an onlooker,
cease to be vigorous and thus lose initiative."

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Mothers

In other words, any steps taken
for the Kernel Is the students' own
plant and the cost of the ballots to prevent, avoid, minimize, or do
would be negligible. These ballots sway with confusion will be steps
should be made up and numbered In the direction of a return to
with a perforated slip attached with
a duplicate number.

Assoc

mine c ustotn of in
of firshmcn and srnims to
viting the mothers
the campus to enjoy Sunday, Mother's Hay, with
their sons and daughters.
In all the wot Id ihetc is no finer, no more
for a son or daughter to renew his
touching
or her confidential friendship with their most
necessary companion, than right here on the
campus which is now lush with green and beautiful in the toga of spring.
This innovation is not rcstiided to freshmen's
and senior's mothers. Any mother whose son
or daughter is a student at the University is cordially invited to come to the soul of the Blue
Grass, spend the clay, and observe where her
child is acquiring the aims with which to win

This Campus
and

That lUorlcl
By RALPH E. JOHNSON

KENTUCKY students have gone to the polls for May
and various other of the more or less imports nt campus
offices to the tune of the walling and gnashing of teeth and
pulling of hair. There have been dozens of schemes tried out In an effort
to bring some semblance of order to the chaos that marks every election.
For the most, part this chaos is the result of poorly planned elections.
Usually two major factions are at each others throats, with minor objections by those logical persons who object to the whole business.
Now It Is important that these elections take place I The offices of
May Queen and others are a sort of
campus life and school activities. outside world to Institute the AusThe elections seem to be the only tralian system of balloting. A modway by which the student populace ified version of the same thing
The might be the solution for this camIs able to record Its choice.
question is, and has been, how to pus.
improve the conditions.
life's battle.
We would like to suggest, In all seTo solve the whole thing might riousness, for the approval of the
The Kernel sincerely hopes that hundreds of
take all of the Joy out of the elec- Student Council and the dean of
mothers will visit Lexington and live the day tions and result in a general loss of men my idea of such a modification.
Perhaps the turmoil
enthusiasm.
with Bud and Susan.
ample publicity be giv
that surrounds every poll is the enFirst, let
each election prior to the day.
very thing that gives It life. But
sample ballot should be printed
because there is always an after- A
Kernel
inter
math of griping it would be inter- in the parties In order thatwho is
may learn
'
esting to institute an improved sys- ested
Cut-tinrunning for the office.
tem.
with Tiieo Nadki.sihn
Official ballots should be printed
It was found necessary in the by the Kernel free of any charge,

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CAM PUS A LUTES:
To coeds who can listen-- bc cause
they know their male psychology,
have
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To coeds who can
have to be
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ause his philosophy
stoogents suffering with the Senior
helps those
Blues and the futility of life in general, to maintain their sense of proportion concerning their
imK)i tancc in life's little scheme!
4. To solitude -(- not the song, you dopes!) -because it helps us discover whether we can
stand living with ourselves, and how many of us

To Omar

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can't!
5. To bull sessions

- because

without them
we'd never know how whacky other people's
ideas are!

DOS T LOOK SOW
in the air is sunlight.'

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funny thing

THEORIES:
Whoever is responsible
for the maudlin sentiments on
the MOTHERS' DAY telegrams
offered to us by Western Union (adv.)
should be coated
in sugar and honey and set out
in the sun to melt away. . .
MAMA
deserves better than them
sickenin' slushwoids.'
CAMPUSOUXDS

Marshall

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The Uice
Of the People
By GEORGE KERLER
Next to the last chapter of the
1936-3- 7
Dance novel will be swung
tonicht at the Sukv Jazz Bedlam,
which will bring May Day activities
to the summit.
Greek dawn birds who poke their
ears In radios Insist that Ray Pearl
aerial menus.
wafts
Tonight is your last chance to hit
that swayground lick.
top-not-

Add pinning and we'll get off the
line.
A model love triangle composes
KD Dot Torstick, Picap Bill Gorman and a Xavler University ath
The latter has
lete named "Jo-Jomade life a constant gripe for GorHowever, when the PyKA
man.
was initiated, Miss Torstick pitched
covetous glances at Bill's medal.
After rushing from Jo-J- o to Go- Go, Dotty finally succumbed to the
lure of PiKap Jewelry.
Catch lies in what to tell Jo-J- o,
the football player.
Let's turn this Ink stripe over now
to George Maxie Spencer, former
chief of The Kernel, and a very
entertaining gentleman, who would
have words with you.

WE COULD DO

WITHOUT:

"Sure she's smart. That's the trouble!"
2. "You've just got to wake up and listen.
We had a quarrel tonight. Gosh, he's wonderful when he's mad."
she has
3. "I'd send my mother a book-o- nly
one!"
4. "Isn't it wonderful to be graduating? What
are you gonna do next year? Have you got a
job? Aren't you ever coming back?"
5. "Seniors will take exams in this class."
1.

Why the public doesn't tire of
newspaper's Informal writers who
prattle continuously about the
glamor and romance which suritself, Is
rounds the newspaper
something we cannot completely
Top columnists and
understand.
feature writers periodically wander
from Interest topics or whatever

.

So We Might As WeU
Nothing
so flatters collegiate
Journalists as finding their (tuff in
a reprint. Exchange Journals are
scrutinized closely and when a lift
is detected there Is cause for rejoicing. But the catch 1 that many
times credit lines are forgotten and
the writer Is somewhat astonished
to find that his pet article is used
In another paper without a credit
line. Last y