Carlyle Jefferson,  B.M.E.,  Glenarm
I  X;  Mystic 13;  Class  Rasket Ball   (2); A.   S. M..    E.;    A.    I.    E.    E.;    Dynamic    Engineering    Society; Turtles.
"Far   from   my   dear   paternal   home, A hapless  infant,  here  I  roam."
"Mutt" entered here as a Soph, having done his Freshman work at the University of Louisville, and thus escaped having his head shaved. Had this happened, it certainly would have been a calamity, because he sure is "way out there" with the ladies. "Mutt's" one great fault is swiping scented handkerchiefs. Although he is most proficient in presiding at dansants and pink teas, "Mutt" knows something of Mechanical Engineering, and we expect him to make good.
Alfred Holbrook Johnson, A.B.
Paintsville
Union  Literary  Society;  History  Club;   Mountain  Club.
"Men are queer things,  most; anything will make them laugh."
"A. H." is a rare bird. Next to playing a stiff game of "five-hundred," he likes to wear red neckties and part his hair in the middle. He is a "dang" good student and among those who are fortunate enough to be his friends, he is esteemed as a mighty good fellow. The rlintele of the old Dorm are among his stauncliest friends.
Mary Belle Johnson, A.B., Johnsonville
Secretary of Mountain Club (2) ; Vice President of Horace   Mann   Literary   Society   (4).
"But  she  couldn't  lie   if  you   paid   her, And   she'd   starve   before   she   stole."
"MolHe" is one of our mountain lassies- of whom the University may be proud. She is a good student and made "Monky" recognize her worth and give her "the coveted white card" after only two years' work. For this reason her Senior year has been a full one; nevertheless she lias found time to devote to her beloved mountains and for one semester served ably as Vice President of the club. She can "red up" as well as her successor,and as for practical Domestic Science she can fill a "poke" with as good candy as any "T. U." student ever ate.
James William Jones,  B.S.Agr., Calvert City Agricultural    Society;    Biological    Club.
"A   woman   is   only   a   woman,   but   a   good   cigar   is   a smoke."
"Song-bird" is one of the fellows that have been known to make the Ag. course in three years. He is some critic, and that part of the universe that has not been scathed by his vitriolic oratory is indeed either very obscure or very fortunate. When his room was destroyed by fire, his only cane was consumed, so since that time he has eschewed all such dissipation and frivolity.
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