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University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, NOV. 30, 1916.

VOL IX
WILDCATS

LEAVE TO

KENTUCKIAN

FOOTBALL MEN TO
RETURN TO DRILL
ON NEXT TUESDAY

STAFF

I

BATTLE VOLUNTEERS

Kentucky Team Faces Big Ten Most Popular Co-eWill Appear in the
Task With Two

ds

1917 Annual

Men Out

TENNESSEE IS STRONG DEC. 8 IS VOTING DATE
The Wildcats, some twenty strong,

left last night over the Southern for
Knoxvllle, where they will meet the
University of Tennessee team tomorrow In what will probably be the hardest fought game of the season.
Bear stories have been coming out
camp for the past

of the Tennessee

two weeks which are of so marvelous

a nature that doubt exists in the
minds of many that football men can
be so good. According to the dope the
Volunteers are unbeatable and have
just gotten into condition. They overwhelmed Vanderbilt and Sewanee and
if the dopesters are correct a tragedy
is to be staged on Waite Field with
the Wildcats playing the role of dog
meat.
The Kernel scribe wishes to disagree as vehemently as the mails pers
mit. The Cats are the sort of
that Avon't sharpen their claws
until they see big game. Somebody is
due to be badly scratched, and we
have a hunch that Tennessee is about
burying
to die on her own
ground.
grid-der-

rock-strew- n

In contrast to the Volunteer confidence, no reports except those with
a dusky tinge are emanating from
"Tige's" bailiwick. "Fats" Clements
is probably out of the game for reasons best known to Dean Roberts and
Charlie Haydon will decorate the
bench because of a cracked shoulder.
The boys all realize that an almost
task confronts them, but
they are eager to dig their cleats Into
the soil and hurl themselves on their
Gargantuan opponents.
The latter
'phrase is an imitation of the style of
one T. Underwood, sporty writer, who
is in the hospital or Hopklnsville
with the grip, and for whom his sub
has a grand admiration.
super-huma-

n

The coach is not certain who will
do the honors for Kentucky tomorrow.
He will probably start Dempsey, Brit-taiSimpson, Heick and Murphree In
the line, with Crutcher and Klnne or
Heber on the ends. The peerless
"Doc" will handle the ball from the
Q. B. position and Grabfeldor and Gay
will play the halves. Mcllvain will
occupy fullback's position. The team
by the stuwas given a good send-of- f
dents last night. They are not confident of winning, but they had the old
In
"pep" and a grim determination.
the words of TIgo, "They're goin' to
give 'em everything in the shop."
And they will.
The game is very Important to the
Tennesseeans, as a victory will give
them a claim to the Southern chain
plonship. Georgia Tech is the other
claimant.

The present Is an ago of votes for
women, and if the managers of the
Kentuckian have their way about it
this will also be an age of women for
votes, at least on the campus of the
University of Kentucky. Every one is
to have a chance to cast a vote for
some ladies who are candidates for a
most important office.
The annual this year will have a
feature section that will contain some
of the most impressive pages of the
whole book. The space of four pages
has been set aside for individual pic
tures of ten
and as Bill Shin- nick, the feature editor, Is afraid to
pick out the ten, being a bashful lad
and besides having a memory that
extends back at least a year, the staff
has decided to let the student body
say who will be the lucky ones. If
any one is dissatisfied because his
best girl or her best girl friend is not
decorating these pages, ho or she, as
the case may be, will have to roast the
entire roster in the back of the University catalog for bad taste and spare
the poor old staff, which will have all
it can lo to keep alive from the time
the annual conies off the press until
commencement time.

The twenty Freshmen and Sophomores who have been excused from
drill during the football season will be
required to take their places in the
battalion December 5, according to
a statement from Commandant John
Fairfax.
On the same day and every Tuesday
thereafter for the rest of the year the
battalion will fall in and march to
chapel. Captain Fairfax says "the
tariff" for absence from chapel will
be two hours' squad drill, while the
penalty for coming late or without
uniform will be one hour squad drill.
This compulsory chapel attendance
not only affects the officers and members of each of the five companies,
but also the band and the signal
corps.

SENIOR-JUNI-

No. 11
U. OF K. STOCKJUDGES

GAME

OR

TRIUMPH

FOR

1917

Tie Played Off and Seniors Team Will Visit Purdue and
Illinois
Universities
Take Home Long End
On Their Trip
of the Score
TO PLAY SOPHOMORES HOOPER AND GOOD GO
and Junior football
tie game
teams, which played a
two weeks previous, hooked up again
last Saturday afternoon on Stoll Field
to get rid of the vexing question of
supremacy, with the result that the
Seniors bagged the long end of a
score. The game was one of the
hardest fought and most sensational
that has been seen in these parts this
year and great enthusiasm prevailed

The Senior

in the stands.
back and forth
The game
thruout the four quarters, with the
Seniors keeping the Juniors on the
STROLLERS ENTERTAIN
defensive most of the time. In the
first period the Seniors scored three
FOR YOUNG MEMBERS
points when Addison Foster booted a
perfect drop kick over the bar from
By- the
line. At the beginning of
Melodramatic
Satire
the third quarter Jeff Clark, the fleet
Older Players Is
Junior halfback, grabbed the kickoff,
Feature
eluded the entire Senior team and
run for a touchdown.
made a
HIT Undaunted by this play the Seniors
PLAYERS
The Strollers, the dramatic organi forced the play into Junior territory
zation of the University, gave their and scored a safety when a pass to
annual reception in honor of the new Ireland, who attempted to punt, went
members last Thursday afternoon in over his goal line and he was downed
the Stroller studio. The feature of the by Bill Collins.
entertainment was a skit, "Virtue Is Early in the fourth frame the '17
line
f
Frank Street has de- Its Only Reward," or "How the Ham gang moved the oval to the
Homestead," presented by on runs by Foster, Collins and Raw- cided that a voting contest is the only Saved the
really fair manner in which to decide six members of the club who have had lings and a pass to Hines. From this
in
Stroller productions. point successive plunges by Collins
who goes in.
He has secured the experience
was written by William and Harney carried it over.
chapel for Friday morning, December Tho sketch
For the Seniors the entire backfield
Shinnick, stake manager last year, and
8, and at chapel hour on that day
ten, twen did excellent work, whllo the line
student who is present will be was a satire on the
proved itself superior to the Junior
ty, thirty melodrama.
given a ballot with ten spaces. On
All those who took part in tho little forwards. Crum and Schaber were in
ho will write the names of the
this
every play and their
ten
who most strongly appeal play acquitted themselves with honor, the thick of
rewarded them with steady defense stopped several promto him. The votes will be deposited and tho audience
Mary ising Junior rallies. For the third-yea- r
in boxes at the chapel door and the continuous bursts of applause.
men Clark and McGregor were
ten girls having the largest total num- Turner, as a sweet country lass, was
Emery (Frizzy) shining lights, while Richey, the
ber of votes will be the decorations of very appealing, and
poet, did well till he was forced
Frazier was well cast In the role of a
the alloted pages.
regular hero, who married the girl to retire by injuries in tho last quarPopularity will be the basis of the
a ter.
contest. It was at first thot that the "because she could open beans with
The class championship will bo de- safety razor." John Marsh and Nancy
beauty of the candidates would bo the
living in cided this afternoon when tho Seniors
common ground for difference of opin- Innes, as Pa and Ma Jenkins,
covered with meet tho Sophomores, who defeated
ion, but the Kentuckian staff was wise the shadow of a roof
Her- the Freshmen 12 to 0. Tho dope on
enough to realize that no one could mortgage, made quite a hit, and
bert Graham, as Hiram Jenkins, was tho two teams is about even and a
pick out the ten most beautiful with
strenuous game is expected.
out going crazy. All
are beau a real success. William Shinnick, as
Tho summary follows:
a villain, with mustaches and everytiful, of courso, to the male mind, and
Juniors.
Position.
Seniors.
thing, played his part acceptably.
all of them are more or less popular,
Ireland
sand- Hatter, Hines
Refreshments, chocolato and
but popularity is easier to figure on
Left End.
wiches of various kinds, wore served
than beauty.
Garred
mem Potts
to tho guests. About sixty-fiv- e
Mr. Street has asked the Kernel to
Left Tackle.
present.
bers of tho club wero
announce that only ono ballot will be
Fuss
Tho play committee is working hard Condltt
to each student attending chapel
given
Left Guard.
in its efforts to secure a play that will
on tlio date set, and that any one
H. Parks
suit tho talents of the Strollers, and Crum
caught trying to repeat will be exCenter.
it Is probable that a choice will be
posed and prosecuted. Both boys and
McGregor
made In tho next two weeks. "The Kelloy
girls will bo eligible to vote. No ono
Right Guard.
Mississippi" Is tho
Gontloman From
who fails to attend tho chapel meetFaulkner
play which is most favored by tho Sohabor
ing will bo allowed to cast a vote. Tho
Right Tackle.
committee at this time, but it is not
date Is sot and everyone is warned to
certain that this will be the ono finally Mayhow, Clark .... Richey, Waterflll
Right End.
selected.
"(Continued on Page Five)
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SCORE

Editor-in-Chie-

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old-tim- e

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well-know- n

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LEAVE TO TOUR FARMS

The

stock-Judgin- g

team which will

represent the University at the Inter
national Live Stock Show at Chicago,
December 2 to 9, in competition with
teams from all the leading universities and agricultural colleges of this
country and Canada, left Monday
morning on a tour of inspection of In
diana stock farms before going to
Chicago for the contest.
The team, In charge of Professors
J. J. Hooper and E. S. Good, will visit
the Lafayette (Ind.) Stock Farm for
an inspection of heavy draft horses
and Purdue University for a study of
fat cattle and hogs. Afterward the
team will be taken to the University
of Illinois, at Urbana, to do practice
judging and to attend the meeting of
the American Society of Animal Production, at which meeting both Professor Hooper and Professor Good
will read papers. Professor Good will
discuss "Studies on the Residual Effect of the Winter Feeding of Corn
Silage on the Ability of Steers to
Professor Hooper
Gain on Pasture."
will have as the subject of his paper,
'The History and Type of the Breed
of American Jack Stock."
When the team has finished at Ur
bana they will go direct to Chicago,
where they will have a final work-ou- t
at the Dunham Stock Farm near that
city before entering the judging contests. The Dunham farm specializes
of horses.
on the Percheron breed
The team has had little work on the
heavier horses to date because there
are not many of this type to be found
around the Blue Grass.
The team (will be called upon to
judge the stock in eight rings, after
which they will go before the committee in charge and give their reasons
for having placed the first, secondhand
third as they did. This is the final
test and will give the boys opportunity to show the results of their train
ing by the experts at the Experiment
Station.

ANDERSON SPEAKER.
27, Dean
On Monday, November
F. Paul Anderson gave a very inter- ing Society on tho life of Marconi, tho
Ing Society on the llfo of Marcona, tho
inventor, for whom tho society was
named.

J. Clark

Harney
Quarterback.
Rawllngs,

J

Irvino
Left Half.
Ellis

Foster
Right Half.

Findloy
Fullback.
Officials Crutcher, referee; Haydon, umpire; Clemons, hoad linesman.

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rano states that alio will hold thoso
scats for students until Monday afternoon, Dccombor 3. Any ono Interest
ed Bhould arrange to see or call MIm
Cochrane at tho Phoenix Hotel and ar- rango for seats.
Tho program for tho series follows:
Tuesday ovening, December 12, Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra; Tuesday
ovening, January 9, Eddy Drown, violinist; Thursday evening, February 8,
Harold Bauer, pianist; Saturday evening, March 3, song recital by Alma

'Tho Mnlds of tho ,Movlcs," that do- loctahlo bit of feminlno frivolity
which headlines tho show at tho Ada
Meade, is making a reputation as tho
neatest and cleverest concoction of
mirth and melody that has graced tho
vaudeville boards in months. Tho
chorus Is by all odds the best dressed,
prettiest and sprlghtllcst that has ap
peared hero this year. Four other
splendid acts complete tho show.
Madamo Sumlkl and her Japancso
Geisha girls presenting a sonsatlonal Gluck.
Oriental musical offering, are features
of Monday's show, while "Gentleman FRESH MECHANICALS
Jim" Corbett, the greatest fistic star
ORGANIZE SOUIET1
who over wore a glove and America's
The FreBhman Mechanical and Elecmost popular heavyweight champion,
recently organized
is coming Thursday with his famous trical Engineers
Marconi Engineering Society with
the
vaudeville offering. Adv.
the following officers: W. R. Campbell, president; E. E. Elsey, vice pres
"EDUCATED MAN" IS
ident; J. E. Randall, secretary; E. B.
THEME OF PROF. NOE Allen, treasurer; A. P. Rlgglns, ser
and G. F. Mathews, re
and emotional life
"Environment
porter.
iplay an Important part in the making
The purpose of the society is to pro
of an educated man," said Professor
to the mote interest in engineering work
J. T. C. Noe during his address
various lecturers and engineers
Young Men's Christian Association of and
will give illustrated lectures and talks
the University Sunday evening on
to the society thruout the year.
What Is An Educated Man?" "An
educated man," be continued, "must
be able to appreciate art and music IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE'
and humanity."
Cohan and Harris have hit the bull's
As the meeting was one of the
eye of success again. The latest tri
largest and most successful of the
"It Pays To Adver
year, Secretary J. E. JohnBon has umph is entitled
will be seen at the Opera
Use," and
come to the conclusion that interest
House Thursday (Thanksgiving), mat
in Y. M. C. A. work and the Sunday
night.
evening meetings has been increased inee and
is from the
recent membership campaign ."It Pays To Advertise"
by the
combined pens of Rol Cooper Megrue
in which every student in the UniverHackett, who have built
sity was invited to become a member. and Walter
story around the experiences of
their
a young man, who starts a soap ad
JUNIOR ASSEMBLY
DANCE A SUCCESS vertlslng campaign by plastering the
billboards with posters reading "13
The Junior Assembly Dance Club
last Friday gave the first of a series
of dances to be given under the auspices of the club during the school
A NEW
composed of
year. A
Felix Renick, T. T. Richards and Ad
United Special
dison Foster was in charge, and the
splendid way in which the dance was
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conducted as well as the good crowd
present and the fine music furnished
AT
by Parker Brothers, made it one of
social events so far
the most pleasing
this year.
The assembly dances were formerly
a very prominent feature of the social
A new line of smart patterns
in newest models
for your
life of the University, but for some
choice.
reason they were discontinued last
year. It is hoped that the first one
will be followed by a number of

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Soap, Unlucky For Dirt!"
Much to tho hero's surprise, the pub
licity methods provo most efficacious
and a big demand is created for the
soap, which, being without tho capital
to manufacture, tho young man Is un- ablo to supply. It is tho efforts of the
hero to acquire money
aforesaid
enough to capltallzo his scheme and
tho propositions ho advances to in
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J. Herman Thurman, business manager of tho famous Cincinnati May
Festivals, has announced a series of
concerts for the Beason of
to bo given at Woodland Auditorium,
Lexington. ThiB will be known as tho
artist series, and its purpose is to
present to Lexington music lovers tho
greatest artists at the most attractive
prices. The first number for Tuesday
evening, December 12th, Is tho CinMiss
cinnati Symphony Orchestra.
Catherine Cochrane, the Lexington
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Stoll Field was tho scono last week
of two football games botweon foreign
teams, tho field being lont by tho Uni
vcrsity authorities.
In tho gamo last

Ho said "tho real
in conscientious ful-

filment of duty. Wo will succood only
as far as wo perform our duty conscientiously."
Miss Keller, soloist, and Mlaa
Kcsheimor, organist, of St. Paul's
choir, also took part in tho program.
Miss Keller sang a Schubert's Seren
ado and a delightful little German
Bong, "Du bist wio eino Blumo." Miss
Kosheimer accompanied her.
Miss Cochrano announced the Musi
cal Club's program for the winter and
in speaking of the Kernel, tho University and everything the Kernel and
tho University
has promoted, was
very laudatory.

Thursday Georgetown College defeat
ed Transylvania by tho score of 12 to
NO FEES COLLECTED 2, and on Friday tho fast Lexington
and Somerset high school teams playTho Y. M. C. A. has onrollcd ap ed to a scorolcss tio. Both games
proximately two hundred now mem brought out largo crowds.
bers as tho result of a membership
Tho Georgetown-T- . U. gamo had an
campaign waged hero last week. Tho important bearing on tho championManagers
men of tho University wore approach- ship of tho K. I. A. A. Neither of
Limestone
143
ed in an entirely different manner them had been defeated by a Ken
than has been used In previous years. tucky team, and it is considered prob- Formerly a membership fee was re- ablo that Georgetown will bo tho
HIGH SCHOOL MEN TO the College of Mechanical and Electri- quired from now members, but this champion. If tho Scott county crew Patronize Our Advertisers.
University of
DEBATE NEXT SPRING cal Engineering is of thepresident of the year no fee was charged and tho cam- is ablo to beat Contro on Thanksgiv
Kentucky. He
vico
paign was made from a moral and re- ing the championship will bo theirs,
Metropolitan
An interscholastic debate on the sub association of Land Grant Colleges, ligious basis. The students wero ap as thoy have beaten Louisville. Conject: "Resolved, That the United and is just returning from Washing- pealed to from that standpoint. Tho tro has played scoreless ties with
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vention of these colleges. Support to of tho students is such that they will
Railways of the Country," will bo held
The Somerset-HigSchool game
at the University next spring, accord the new law was pledged by the mem- assist tho "Y" In all of its undertak- leaves bho prop school championship
DENTIST
ings and support tho cause by present of the State in doubt. Somerset had
Ing to Professor C. P. Weaver, who bers at this meeting.
ing an example of Ideal student spirit beaten Louisville High 51 to 6, and For any kind of dental service call on
has sent out letters to the high schools
and good character.
of the state outlining the plans. Pre LARGE NUMBER AT
was regarded as an easy winner, but
1S7 OH BAPSIOE
liminary contests are to be held in
Those taking an active part in the the sturdy work of the Lexington
PATTERSON MEETING
Office hours 8 a. m. 6 p. m.
Phone 8U-campaign wero: J. Peter Rlcketts, bunch, coached by "Gip" Downing,
the various districts of the State, and
who headed the campaign, and the was not to be denied and the dope
debaters who reach the finals will
the
The Patterson Literary Society held
be the champions of their respective Its regular weekly meoting last Satur men who had charge of soliciting In sters thot after the game that Lexing
W. B.
sections. The interscholastic tourna- day night with a greatly increased at tho Arts and Science College, who ton really had a shade the better.
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ments in other years have been very tendance and a noticeably great en wero Bart Peak, Marion Conditt, Joe Attendance of University students
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Robinson, McClarty Harbison, F. 0. was considerable.
successful and Professor Weaver feels thusiasm.
President Crum presided
that the debate will arouse a great and a program consisting of short Mayes, C. E. Plank, George Park and
HAIR CUT
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G. SCRUGHAM, 1900,
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"What is it we need in Kentucky 153 S. Limestone St.
Lexington, Ky.
NOW OF NEVADA, IS the t for the debate between the and R. L. Duncan; the mechanical de- today?" asked Father William T.
partment by Elmer Robertson, M. L.
VISITOR AT U. K. Patterson and Union societies were Watson and H. Milward. The civil Punch, of St. Peter's Church, when he
discussed, and the date set for the
addressed the students of the Univer
D. PURCELL GO.
was looked after by
James Graves Scrugham, dean of Crum declamatory contest. The try- - department
sity of Kentucky in chapel Tuesday
repre30
West Main Street
the College of Engineering at the out was held last night in the society George Hill; Frank Grainger
morning and, answering his own quesLEXINGTON, KY.
University of Nevada, visited the Uni- rooms and the declamatory contest sented the mining department, and tion, he said: "Heal men moved more
C. T. Dotson, Fr.ank Ricketson and J.
versity last week for the purpose of will be staged December 8.
by principle than by human respect; RUBBER
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The committee to revise the constigetting Kentucky's support to the
men of conviction; men who know
bill, providing for the crea- tution reported, but final action was
Nowlands
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JUST THE THING FOR USE
tion of engineering experiment sta- deferred for two weeks. At the same GEORGE IS GETTING
right. We need men like the imtime the election of officers for the HIS "TURKEY MONEY" mortal Henry Clay, who said, 'I would
tions thruout the country.
IN THE LABARATORIES
'Mr. Scrugham Is- a 1900 graduate of next term will be held.
rather be right than be president.' "
For one and twenty years the courFather Punch took his text from the
teous and faithful janitor of the Adfirst epistle of St. Paul to the Corinministration Building, George Washthians and made the Kentucky mounington, has ambulated over the Unitain people exemplary by referring to
versity campus.
Previous to the
Thanksgiving holidays George has
presented his petition bestrewn with
l South Limestone
OF THE
many finger-print- s
and signatures and
Your Friends
buy- can
stucollected from the
INTERCOLLEGIATE PROHIBITION ASSOCIATION
any thing you can give them
Most State Men Know Us
twenty-fiv- e
cents each.
dents about
except your PHOTOGRAPH
George has thirteen reasons aside
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DECEMBER 28-3- 1,
1916
Let'us meet you
Meal Tickets
HUMPHREY'S STUDIO
from himself and wife why you should
give and give bounteously. One tur
has the latest designs
key divided by fifteen leaves none for
ONE THOUSAND DELEGATES. PLENTY OF PEP
Christmas work
supper, is his plea. George presents
Josef
SIT EARLY
the following petition with his thanks
THE ONE BIG NATIONAL COLLEGE EVENT OF
for past and future favors:
Students from the universities and colleges all
THE YEAR.
The Photographer in your Town
The same negatives
Stop, Look and "Loosen;"
Speakers of National and
over the United States will attend.
made now can be
Has pleased the exacting
"This is Mister Washington, sur-World prominence will present the Biggest National Movement
used for the Annual. Restudent and the best peoof this student generation.
named George, who proudly bears the
You need the help it will give you.
duction to Students.
ple generally for fifteen
decorous appelation of father of his
WILL LAST A LIFE-TIMIT'S INSPIRATION
years. Can he show you?
341 W. Main
country.
Like George the Whito
Haired George the Black Faced can
Phone 1092-- y
311 W. Main St.
Phone 1635X
Find Out About It From the Prohibition Club
not tell a He. This is the week beforo
Thanksgiving and George and the little Washingtons crave tho tasty tur- koy. Some dark complexioned gentleBoys, the F. C& S. is the only store selling the
men would not spend their time in the
arduous task of collecting funds for
tho high aim and proud purposo of
purchasing feathered fowl for the high
falutin' family of Washington. Rather
Just the shoe you need, especially constructed ol the best grade of
would thoy take advantage of some
INCORPORATED.
Krom Tan Leather with Goodyear Welted Viscolized soles on a
unsuspecting roost in tho dead of the
comfortable English last
night and take tliolr chauco on gutPrice, $4.50
ting by St. Peter by crowing thrice
Fine new Dress Shoes of all leathers in Tan orBlack
wlion they roach tho Pearly Gates.
on the newest lasts, prices from - $2.50 to $5.00
But not so Avitli George Washington.
Tho big hearts of tho "true collegians"
&
Who Stay Young"
"Weir for Youig
Good
will not lot him go hungry on ThanksEvening
Shoes
giving day. Get in tho bunch and
Slippers
Corner Main & Mill
Only
loosen up."
Representative
Corn,
Aud thoy HAVE LOOSENED.

TOINEY & ALEXANDER

Pitching

OPEN DAY AND NIGHT
Promoters fif Demonstrators

Billy Doyle Scout and Hen Frowine
N.

Restaurant

h

Dr. J, T. Slaton

Martin's Barber

tt

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J.

326-3-

APRONS

Martin & Stockwell's
Restaurant

DON'T MISS IT!

NATIONAL

CONVENTION

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ever-willin- g

your

for

Franz

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The College Boys Store
CO.

GRADDY-RYA- N

Clothing,

University
DRILL SHOE

Tailoring, Shoes & Furnishings

lei

J. Franklin

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Stac

R & S.

Shoes

Spengler

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL.

Page 4

The Bright Stude Is Here.

The Kentucky Kernel

Prof.: "What la tho difference be
tween a football referee's whistle and
Published ovcry Thursday throughout tho Collogo year by tho Btudont body of an organ player?"
the University of Kentucky, for tho bcnellt of tho students,
Stude: "One stops tho pushes and
alumni and faculty of tho institution.
tho other pushes the stops."

MAKERS OF HISTORY

year and had ono of the leading roles
In "Tho Collogo Widow,"
tho 1914
play. Only last wcok Bho played most
artistically a part in tho Stroller skit,
"How tho Ham Saved tho Homestead."
Her work as Ma Jenkins brought out
many rounds of applause.
Sho is further distinguished as tho
only person in recont years who has
held tho samo class office for two
of the
terms, being vice president
class of 1917 in both tho Sophomoro
and Senior years. Her popularity with
tho malo members of tho class was an
important factor in tho success of tho
Fusion ticket at tho class election in
October. Sho is known as the most
faithful member of the class, and according to ono gentleman who has
kept an cyo on her sho has not missed
a class meeting in four years. Ono of
tho things the Senior class is thankful for today is Nancy Innes.

NANCY WEii INNE3.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is tho official nowBpaper of tho University.
Still at Large.
of furnishing to its subscribers all tho college news
It if issued with tho view
In
tho Senior Directory
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning tho univer- (Freshman theme, copied verbatim
tho Kernel takes great pleasuro in
sities of other States and Canada.
from blackboard.)
Tho wreck dlstroyed many llfes. writing first tho story of tho career of
FIVE CENTS PER COPY.
SUBSCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
Tho train camo over tho rallcs like a Miss Nancy Wobb Innes, vice presi
mall matter.
Entered at Lexington rostoffico as second-clasmad bull, and leaped tho precipice, dent of tho Senior class and one of its
EDITORIAL. STAFF.
while the pcopl were wrlthln in their most popular members. She has
agony, tho train was proclaiming the long list of accomplishments to her
Shinnick
William
:
Assistant Editor illroful act to tho community by her credit, and a list of friends that is
DHIard Turner
Managing Editor loud, sonorous voice. Tho cry of tho longer still.
Wayne Cottinghom
Nancy was born In Lexington some
"Squirrel Food" wounded resembled
a
battlclleld,
J. Franklin Corn
"Co ed"ltor whoso victims were
yet unmoved. tlmo previous to 1900 Just how long
Miss Eliza Piggott
Athletic Editor The scene was another Titanic, for previous is nobody's business attend
Thomas Underwood
Exchange Editor whllo some wcro retreating others cd the city grammar and high schools
J. R. Marsh
Y. W. C. A. were being consumed in tho flames and entered the University of Kon
Miss Mildred Graham
.. Mining of fire, which had presently broke out tucky in 1913 as a candidate for an
Eugene Elder
A. B. degree.
Sho displayed great
Literary to tlistroy pain.
Herbert Schabor
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