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He was adopted by the Suky circle
Fuzzy Is dead.
Despondent over the showing of several years ago ana ins ooara dim
the Kentucky Wildcats In the at the Phi Sigma Kappa house,
Southern Conference during his six where he made his home, was paid
years of mascoting, Fuzzy hanged by that organization.
himself by the neck with the chain
The Phi Sigs, while mourning
that had held him prisoner on the over the loss of Fuzzy, made an efnight of September 28.
Fuzzy was brought to the uni- fort Immediately to furnish the university from (we are forced to ad- versity with another wildcat. Letmit it) the mountains of Tennessee ters were written to "Wildcat"
In 1926 by" "Wildcat" Johnson, of Johnson, who now Is in East St.
Knoxvllle. Since that time he ap- Louis for the purpose of learning
peared at every game In which the the possibility of obtaining another
Kentucky football team participat- wildcat from the Tennessee moun-tnln- c
.Tnhnsnn's fnthpr .still resides
ed, both at home and abroad.
Fuzzy had his private cage, a hn Tennessee and it Is the hope of
corps of attendants and anything the Phi Sigs that they can prevail
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him to dig up another mascot.
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time records for first year registration at the college during the two
days registration, September
In spite of the drought and economic depression of the state, an
increase in freshmen enrollment of
52 per cent over that of a year ago.
was recorded. Three hundred seventy-eight
students from 10 states
had enrolled last Saturday and college officials were predicting a total
enrollment of more than 1,000 students for Murray's eighth year.
Wells Hall, the dormitory for
women, which has a capacity of 325
residents, practically filled and the
class has practically
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did listen not to the
of the PI KAPS. In the
evening to congratulate our
PLEDGES and to rest for a period
at the mansion of DELTA ZETA
where I did know no one nor did
want to greatly.
WEDNESDAY; Arising with the
resolve to attend all my classes and
smile sweetly at all my PROFS I
did see KAY KENNEDY who did
lure me away from my CLASSES,
my GOOD INTENTIONS, and my
IDEALS. Did see WILLIAM
and WATTIE KAY as I did
cat my food. To the KERNEL OFFICE which Is disgracefully small
and did sec WILBUR FRY with 8
PAGES of WORRY written on his
face. Later to a show of moving
pictures with a BLIND and DUMB
DATE.
After dinner to an alley
where I did see FRANK PIIIPPS
and ED GREEN who did enjoy each
himself and the other. To bed in
the alley with the S. A E.s.
THURSDAY: Did arise late from
the alley and the S. A. E.s were absent. To class with a firm resolve
to remain conscious. Resolve shortly broken and after I did awaken,
to the home of the PHI TAU'S
where I did miss BOB GOAD and
did so say, to which the PHI TAU'S
did say nothing. For lunch a sandwich made of lettuce only and saw
VIROINIA
DOUGHTERY
who
made me forget my hunger, and
BABE WRIGHT who did all look
good for the university. In the afternoon to bed forever.

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I did arise early this
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sleep. After a frugal breakfast I
did saunter forth In the hope of impressing some Innocent RUSHEE
with my delightful personality. But
fate ruled otherwise, in that I fell
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last day to register for credit.
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